MADAME WEB BAD MOVIE REVIEW | Double Toasted 

When people start doing bad movie roasts for a movie that hasn’t been out for a year, that’s when you know how truly bad it is

I will never get over the Pepsi sign being the reason the villain died and the reason that Madame Webb became blind in this movie. That’s actual comedy 😂

"Woman on the run, white, early 30's, split ends, crows feet, jowls, doesn't smile enough, bad driver, alcoholic, no parents, single...." Damn radio, chill out

Argyle The fastest movie to be on the Bad Movie Roast. Madame Web - Aight Bet.

Hearing that Dakota fired her talent agency a week after the movie came out is totally understandable

He was in the Amazon with my mom while she was watching double toasted bad movie roasts right before she died

The scene where Sims literally just exposits his grand evil plan to a woman he just slept with might be the single funniest scene in any comic book film I've ever seen. It's hilariously self-indulgent

Turns out, “Garbage Pail Kids” is now the second worst movie to be promoted by Pepsi

The Pepsi plugs were so egregious that the villian was killed by one of letters of the Pepsi signage.

Dear Dark Universe: I’m sorry for making fun of you.

Top 3 quickest movie reviews to get a Bad Movie Roast (As of 5/19/24) 1. Argylle (3 Months, 2 Days) 2. Madame Web (3 Months, 5 Days) 3. Morbius (2 Years) Sony has swept the competition and managed to dethrone Tyler Perry's Acrimony (4 Years) in a matter of months

When the credits started rolling, there was a guy with his girlfriend. He said, "HAUL ASS"! They both ran out of the theater like there was a Black Friday deal. I was like, "well they ain't gonna have a good night".

I saw this in the theater when the movie started. There were 12 people, myself included. 43 minutes in, it was just me and five other survivors

This is the warehouse where they shot the Michael Jackson Pepsi Commercial. 😂😂

I bet that ''peptides'' line was thrown in because it sounds like Pepsi

“When you take on the responsibility, great power will come.” 😡

Billy's laughter, Martin's cackle and Korey's giggle are the only things that kept me going while revisiting the worst movie of the year (so far).

The guy's mouth not moving while he's talking is Sony's response to Tyler Perry having people drink water out of a glass with no water in the cup

Lmao, the body is still warm 😂

The spider tribe look like Spider Man after they had a run in with Sam Neil at the end of Event Horizon.

To quote red letter media " the beginning scene of your movie should not be the scene where you've given up" .

This has to be the quickest bad movie review in history!

50 Shades of Web.

Director talking to the pepsi CEO: What do you mean you want the day to be saved by pepsi itself???

Pepsi shouldnt be allowed anywhere near fireworks after what they did to Michael Jackson in the 80s.

I think this movie could have really done something cool. Have Ezekiel be the reason that Jameson years later thinks Spider-Man is a menace. Due to the crimes that he has done years prior and how their suits are similar. Oh well, maybe in an alternate universe where this movie was actually good. 😅

A hit man version of Spiderman was made in Young Justice, which was both amazing and terrifying. All they had to do was copy and paste but I guess even that is too much work.

The way I recommend watching this movie is the way I did. 1. Pirate it 2. Mute it 3. Grab some drinks 4. Put on your favorite review of the movie over it and imagine it’s a director/cast commentary. Shits great

This movie just came out. It’s already getting roasted. I love it.

This movie makes The Smurfs movie look like Avatar

Pepsi and fireworks killed Michael Jackson, too, but nobody wants to talk about that...

I watched this on Netflix the other night and was fucking floored by how terrible the editing in the final battle was

Ezekiel died like a toliet… he was P on lol

Emma Robert’s is the sister-in-law not the sister. Poor Billy looked so confused when Cory said “no it’s his sister”. 😂😂

"MADAME WEB IS A SYDNEY SWEENEY MEGA BLOCKBUSTER HIT MOVIE, WHERE SHE SHOWED THE WORLD THAT MORBIUS WAS JUST A WARM UP"

YES to these modern new-released movie roasts 😂👏

This is one of the few movies I’ve seen that people left the theater lol.

When Billy is in the roast, I'm finna make a TOAST! I swear, Korey+Martin+Billy are PEAK DT Movie Roast dawg 😂😂😂 the chemistry stays legendary

me in 2004: Can there ever be a movie worse than Halle Berry's Catwoman? SONY 20 years later: I GOTCHU, FAM

Next on the obituary list is Kraven.

3 months in and this roast is still on time

The villain in this movie was basically an evil version of Spider-Man 🕸🕷💯💯

yall was quick asf w this one lol

Yes! This takes us back to 2004 and Cat Woman.

Dune made the "seing the future" plot device work so easily that I forgot how fast that device would kill the stakes in any other movie, but luckily Madame Web reminded me by showing the main characters dying and then immedietly revealing it was vision again and again to the point where I stopped worrying about their safety. So thank you Madame Web, for your constant bait-and-switch, it totally kept my attention on the movie and surprised me every time.

My BF and I rewatched Daredevil Directors Cut, right after this. It was apart of its time but showed that it was the LEAST of the bad 2000’s superhero films. But DT we appreciate the time you took to “Take this seriously!” Btw I could use some sprite.

If Sony can buy the rights to Pepsi, then we can finally have a movie about Pepsiman.

This isn`t so good it`s bad This is a Pure SHit.

1:45 Sony's Failure! 3:45 You will Never Know! 4:35 Everybody know was BullCrap! 6:35 Billy Brooks Web of Laughs!😂😂😂 7:13 Get The Freak outta here Idoits! 9:17 Martin is Cracking Toatstes! 11:24 2 minutes Later the Spider is find!🙄 12:31 Bad Guy Obviously! 13:29 Dumbest Idea Spider Movies Ever! Period! 14:50 Foster Care New York City newborn 16:19 OMG Throw me freaking Bone Here! 17:34 I Can't Believe this Script they give me! 20:52 Stupid! 21:08 is this 50 Shades of Grey four! 22:20 It's Peter Parker Chumps! 22:39 It's Ben Parker!! 24:17 Try to tell him but it's Too late! 25:20 Everybody Dies following her! 27:11 Web Dreams! 28:01 Program! 29:15 That ain't him Dummies! 30:08 Evil Spider-man! 34:04 Dam Lady! 35:09 Gosh Darn it! 36:14 this crap ain't going Work for three Hours! 39:14 keep it coming Feed Me More! 40:14 Motherhammers they didn't Heard me! 41:30 JJ is on it! 42:41 Too Easy! 43:15 Oh crap he founded us! 44:05 Party of Breaking Bones! 45:10 I like rough! 46:31 GTA Style! 49:24 Where's is Art Studio? 50:49 Push Soul out of Body! 52:43 FU just say it Stupid Jackwagons! 53:28 Ew!!🤣 56:40 Cheap Stunt Effect! 58:08 Gotcha you're ass! 1:00:28 Ezekiel Got caught! 1:01:00 Pepsi warehouse! Gimme a break! 1:03:01 Not like this! 1:04:33 Korey turned the Count! 1:05:23 We Forget the Trademark! 1:05:36 That's Painful! 1:06:33 Get Out I don't want to hear another word Responsibility! 1:09:33 CW Perfect!👌🏻 Korey Coleman!

What makes me really sad is that their some amazing scripts out there with half the budget that are just waiting to be made.

Madam Web could see into the future but missed the part about covering her eyes!😂😂😂😂

She was Ben's sister-in-law, not sister. she straight tells Cassie "You're Ben's partner, I'm his sister-in-law, Mary." Makes no sense if that baby is supposed to be Peter. Ben is Peter's dad's brother...

Mac and Me: I'm the most egregious Product Placement film in history! Madame Web: Hold my Pepsi.

This movie is the prime example of Sony’s operations with the Spider-Man license. These live action spin off movies are only here to prolong their grip on the license because Spider-Verse and the MCU aren’t enough. Also, the fact that the Morbius writers also wrote this and clearly didn’t learn a thing from Morbius is clear as day. The cast themselves clearly didn’t want anything to do with this movie and where tricked into joining and thus phoned in their performance, especially Dakota and the actor playing Ezekiel. And the note Spider-Man references clearly put the cherry on top of this shite sundae. Easily the worst of the year so far for me.

When the roast is almost as long as the movie....

I can't tell you how happy I am to finally see y'all do this one. I never saw the movie, I've seen reviews, including yours, but thus is what I was really waiting for.

Cory and Martin, your underselling just how bad this thing really was. You have to really realise and fully form within your mind, Just how bad this thing really was. The truck driving into the ambulance scene, look where the truck was heading towards 🤦😂. Its an absolute embarrassment. The Subway scene when evil Spider-Man has the 3 girls cornered, and he instead kills the cops. Then proceeds to go up to the rooftop and ask his secretary how did they get away? 😳 The very ending, with Dakota Johnson in a wheelchair looking ridiculous as hell. it was an absolute embarrassment. "You know the best thing about the Future? It hasn't Happened yet". In real Life Human Terms, this Quote it completely Pointless and Doesn't make sense. In the Context of the Superhero Madame Web and Her Powers, whether a good or bad event is about to happen, the quote sort of works (for the bad events Because she can avert them) and then is completely stupid for the good Events 😮🤦🏻 Really realise what she's saying here and process this through your mind. In real life human terms, The Best part about the future is that it hasn't happened yet? So when Great things are going to happen to us in the future, that's the best part? And when they actually happen for us, that's not the actual best part? 🤔🤭 An utter disgrace of a film.

2 of the worst movies came from their Spidermanless universe. This and Morbius. Next up Kraven to complete the trifecta.

21:32 Billy being confused is totally reasonable because most of the comics and other media, yeah Ben Parker isn't Mary's brother, Mary IS his sister-in -law, it's the scientist dad Richard Parker from the comics and TASM movies that's brothers with Ben Parker. So yeah even Madame Web couldn't get the basic family tree right....😭

I've seen blatant product placement, but I don't think I can recall a movie where the main villain is killed by product placement (at least in a "serious" movie and not something like a comedy). Dude sucks so much he made Morbius's main villain look competent.

You forgot the greatest line in the movie don’t do dumb things lol. It’s one of the most awkward moments of the year maybe decade .

I watched it and heard it was a bad film, but I think I watched the worst superhero movie ever. I heard Morbius was bad, and watched it and it wasn’t great, but not terrible. But Madame Web took me 5 sittings to watch it, as I fell asleep 3 times during it and had to cut it off once as it was so boring. Nothing like the source material, bad acting and dialogue, not much action and next to no superheroes in the movie. They have stretched out a one act for the entire movie in an origin story. So you basically spend the whole movie with the main character discovering her powers and you see her as the hero in the last few seconds of the movie. Be careful as Sony are giving copyright strikes to videos mocking the movie.

At this point, DT should just do Bad Movie Reviews as the initial reviews for the Sony-verse superhero movies because we all know they’re going to be bad

I was in Montreal when this came out. Now I kinda wish I saw it in theaters then just because hearing the dialogue in French might’ve made it even funnier to me.

The fact that this movie just got reviewed and already has a bad review is hilarious

What’s even more crazier is that there’s a person on the train scene playing a Sony PSP…. Really???? PSP in 2003??? The PSP didn’t become public until 2005! They really think we’d eat up any top of nostalgia 😂😭

And it's co-written by the director and the same writers as morbius which show's sony does not give a damn. Not only that so many wasted actresses that could have been in better future comic movies

The movie started with the most stupid plot point..."there is one kind of spider never catched"...and then she found it. Omg! And what was that peruvian tribe los arañas!??

The movie was originally supposed to be about Madam Web protecting baby Peter Parker from Ezikiel but it was changed I guess

Sydney Sweeney would have been a great Emma Frost/White Queen. I've always seen Emma as Regina George meets Doctor Doom which I could see her as.

Been having a crappy ass week, I needed this, thank you lol

There is no coincidence that Double Toasted after I just got done watching this close to my birthday, y'all stalking me.

The main villain had me laughing whenever he "spoke"

The reason this movie was made was to keep the rights to Spider-Man,so they can keep bargaining and getting paid by Disney over their use of the character in the wider MCU..The bottom line definition of corporate greed..No wonder Uncle Ben isn't mentioned in the MCU,except when he meets Tobey and Andrew,and THEY talk about him.

The real villains of this movie are the writers 😂

They would of been better to say she was a mutant and the spider bite heightened her abilities lol

The fact that the movie takes place in 2003 is hilarious. A woman with her name and face plastered all over the news for kidnapping 3 rich kids and stealing a TAXI CAB was allowed on a plane. An INTERNATIONAL plane. Two years after 9/11.

When Pitch Perfect 3 has a better fight scene to Brittney Spears’s Toxic than this…

If this is 2003. The technology is too advanced for that time period.

All this spider power related shit happening before Peter is even born is why JJ Jameson was so quick to jump on that “HE’S A MENACE STOP HIM” beat.

Reviews were so bad for this movie didn't even wanna bother seeing it more excited for wolverine and deadpool then this I'm beating venom 3 is about to more successful than what this movie tried to do 😂😂

Surprised they didn't replace the guys voice with Wile E. Coyote.

I can't lie, I've watched this movie twice, once to see just how bad it is, twice to laugh at Madam web hitting Ezekiel with vehicles. The sound he makes bouncing off the bumper gets me 😂😂😂😂

Probably the first time i've seen product placement as one of the main characters in a movie

Damn. Y'all ain't even waiting til the body gets cold anymore to do these Bad Movie Reviews. 😅

Tyler Perry says..."I don't get it, this movie's great!"

Spider bit the mom, n the mom got shot on the same day. So the peptides didn't super charge the mom's blood but went straight to givin the baby Nicholas Cage Next powers ?

Could you imagine the riffs they could make in Deadpool about this movie? DP: “Althea… are you… Madam Web?” A: “The fuck, do I look like Dakota Johnson to you?” DP: “Oh thank G~od. I don’t think my movie would ever recover from Sony Pictures.”

So wait, do they really never explain why the villain is barefoot?

That was fast 😂

I knew by the first trailer of this movie. Something was way off

Someone pointed out how better the movie would’ve been, aside from the other stuff that’s bad about it, if the villain was actually part of the Inheritors. For those that don’t know, they’re clan of vampires that travel the multiverse killing spider people. That would’ve been better motivation.

Haha yes!! An early birthday gift. I thought I'd have to wait for a Madame Web roast

Pepsi: The Movie

There was concept art from the movie that revealed that Spider-Man was initially suppose to BE in this movie. They had a concept suit designed and everything. And the suit actually looks cool. But in hindsight, I'm glad he wasn't actually in this movie.

Wrong turn meets terminator exploiting spiderman for profit

i was born for this review

Billy laughing at the peptides line had me in bits, funniest god damn shit.

It took Morbius 2 years to get a Bad Movie Roast. It took Madame Web 3 months. #GirlBoss

Madame web beat down.....Is it Christmas already???😃😂🤟