Madame Web: The BEST Film of the Year 

This seems to be the most constant and enduring theme in movies written by women: resentment towards their mothers. Which is funny, because it's almost always the father that's absent. 🤦‍♂️

Of the many plot holes and stupid fast things this movie has you really chose to focus on one of the things they actually explained well. She is clearly angry her mother risked her baby by going to the amazons 8-9 months pregnant, as if she didn't care for or even wanted the baby, she thinks her mother hated her. Also she implies at the baby shower she doesn't know her mother was murdered because she mentions neonatal death

​@@brianmurphy6480fatherless behaviour💀

@@brianmurphy6480 And the fathers in the film were all nowhere to be found. Mary's husband was away and she gave birth ahead of schedule so that can be excused. Cassandra's father is not even mentioned once.

@@vlalelrlilathe resentment still doesn’t make sense. She died of natural causes.

Ouch....

Its not even an insult honestly. This is how I picture his shorts are. His usual is lik 2-5 hours

@@LeoneLaTwerk2 I could listen to him 24 hours straight x__X

LOL 🤣

What's crazy is these people's identity is wrapped around "being a creative", yet they're stunningly uncreative. This generation seems to be just "playing at" their industry and very shallow. Especially if they check boxes and play woke ball, they can just sorta jump right in with zero experience or success, and then continually fail upward.

​@@MikeTheD"z0mg, I've been working here for 6 months! Seriously, when the hell do I get my executive suite?! 😢"

​@MikeTheD sooner or later, things will start to swing back, and these creatives that fail upward are going to have that harder of a fall down to rock bottom.

That was because Cassandra (nice reference to the Cassandra of Greek myth who was cursed to utter true prophesies that wouldn't be believed) warns the girls to stay in the forest and they ignore her, sees what will happen in the diner with the skateboarder Mattie being grabbed by evil Spider-Man who uses his toxic venom to poison her, which is why Cassandra later teaches them all CPR in the event their hearts go into arrest from this poison). This makes the choice of song very appropriate to the threat posed by the villain. He is toxic masculinity. He shot Cassandra's mother. His visions are a curse because he stole the magical spider whose properties were the subject of myth as the spider-people were believed to exist. This film was better than the mess that was _Spider-Man: No Way Home_ which undermined the stakes by having multiple Spider-Men so a couple could have died and you would still have one. It also killed the cat, a cardinal sin in screenwriting by having Aunt May die. They killed Marisa Tomei? Fuck them. _Madame Web_ is entertaining and doesn't overstay its welcome and I was able to clearly hear all of the dialogue without subtitles and didn't get boring like _DUNE._ I've seen Paul ride the sandworm. Meh, frankly. Quite nice to see Christopher Walken is in it, but Jason Momoa's character is dead (although he comes back in later books as a clone). So, _Madame Web_ was an 8/10 and _No Way Home_ only an 6/10. _DUNE_ is a 6/10 meh. _Infinity War_ gets a 3/10 and _Endgame_ only gets a 2/10. _Morbius_ gets an 7/10 and _The Marvels_ gets an 8/10. _Thor: Love & Thunder_ gets 2/10.

​@@____uncompetativeamazing comment. Subscribed. Now shut up and gimme a kiss

Sony Pictures: Just a small loan of a million of dollars 😅

Honestly, this might be the only one that _could_ make that back. Eventually. Sony just has to stay out of the fucking way and let it organically progress. Let the art house and independent theaters run it at 11 o’clock or midnight. Start small. It’s got alllllll the earmarks of a cult film. But it cannot be forced.

2.2 million on its second day 26 projected through the holiday weekend. Bloody marvelous.

The Godzilla Minus One director said he *wished* he had $15 million for the budget. He had less.

Both by japanese companies.

It's not about money, it's about sending a message.. everything burns 🔥

ScriptNet eventually evolves into SkyNet.

I love democracy

Humans need not apply.

Sum AI, just want to watch the world burn

It's just mom dressing up like Spider-Man.

you mean spiderpeople

Spider Man is Far From Home at this point… 👀

Spiderman at home Part 2: Electric Boogaloo

@@KalasheeThat’s kinda clever.

😂😂😂😂 this already sounds way better lol

That sounds like a much more interesting story.

Racist.

​@@RiceDaddy07 Based

Selling rice is racist?

The sad part is that they still think they're trying... What we're seeing is the *Inevitable* outcome of allowing your enemies to take over your higher education system - Educating people with ideas completely antithetical to their own society, and then those people go into positions of power throughout the entertainment industry, among other important sectors of society that help drive the direction of that society. In short, we're seeing constant crap because we live in an era of Goebbels-Vision, masquerading as progress and tolerance. With many, many unwitting accomplices, who think they're doing a good thing because they've been educated to think so.

I'm convinced they're tax write-offs

@@axis8396 You have to make the money before you have to worry about them taxing the money, though...

Not even Reb Brown doing his signature BattleCry would save this movie.

BRILLIANT

I'm lactose intolerant. Gimme $8 million and a bucket of ice cream; I'll put out the same result in 2 hours. 🤷‍♂️

put me in, coach, i'm ready

one clam would be enough for me tbh, then 80 million for maintenance

$100 is enough to make that happen! Dairy and chocolate! XD

​@@brianmurphy6480 THERE YOU GO! XD

It sounds like a line a villain would say now

Hmm…maybe I was doing things wrong. Whenever I had take on responsibility for whatever thing, all I ended up with afterward was tiredness.

He made a racist comment without even realising it. So "diverse female character one and diverse female character 2"? The white ones are not diverse right? His subconscious sees white as the default for anything. That isn't fair. So to avoid being labeled as a diverse character, you must be white eh? I'm disappointed him. And before anyone strawmans me, I have no objection to the criticism of the movie or any other movie in general.

@@vertigo2894 You are correct. White is not diverse. "Pale and Male is Stale," as the new saying goes. And in order to avoid being labeled as a "diverse" character, you must first *be* a character. Which many forced diversity attempts are not. It's all really quite simple.

Yeah, I laughed out loud on that part. Luckily I was the only one there, so it wasn't a problem.

I howled with laughter at that. ‘Why 2003??’ ‘Because Britney Spears Toxic that’s why!’ 😂😂😂

These idiots probably got paid 6 figures for choices like that too 🤦🏼‍♂️

​@@Mdautkreix Which reminds me, I need to evacuate the moths from my wallet.

What’s more hilarious is that Toxic was released January 12 2004…🤡

I thought it was because they needed to have Peter Parker parents in the story.

They have to reference Spiderman to attract as many people as possible (which didn't work at all)

​@@hoTube. I mean.... isn't Madame Web connected directly to Spiderman lore? I feel like they were gonna have to reference it at one point.

Madam Mcguffin

@Imm334 dont tell spiderman fans this

Or a blood transfusion from an alien from the planet Spider.

Exactly but Modern Hollywood only knows how to go downward

It amazes me how they don't learn from every mistake they make.

And now, even with people who humored the clear devolvement the last decade, it will get worse with each failure that has this same woke stink. They just can't make entertainment, even if you agree with their word salads. Their defenders were hoping to just ride it out in hopes things would improve, but it's getting worse and worse they now see

@@gj9157 They know exactly what they are doing. Do you think movies from the past are all made by a genius mastermind that you somehow cannot find anymore today? Its not about that, it was never about that. They could do great movies if they wanted. But they dont. Its about sending a message. Its about earning ESG points. Its about being as worse as possible while being woke as possible.

@SaithMasu12 Yet most people don't care about woke politics. You'd think they would've figured that one out a long time ago.

Those writers got some plot armor I guess... 😂🤣😁

Gods of Egypt was actually quite entertaining. The story was coherently written too which is lacking these days. The only problem was it tried to be a hollywood blockbuster film when it was perfectly suited a "straight to DVD" quality film. So the high expectations are what hurt the film.

Or the Borg?

That's Jean-Baptiste. Emmanuelle. Zorg.

I can't remember, was this before or after she built Stonehenge all by herself?

Just another Marvel/Disney-brain-diarrhea! What?! This wasn´t their fault...it was #Sony?? OMG we are all lost!

Her Multi-Pass didn't scan, that was a serious plot hole.

Chuck Tingle, work your magic! XD

I cried, weeped, howled. Truly dialogue of all time.

“Stand Proud Madame, you are Web.”

THE cinema moment of all time

Are you Madame because you're Web or are you Web because you're Madame?

That sounds kinky AF. XD

I'm more amazed at the cost. It's £4.99 here.

Don't do that because the bite could get infected

​@@TheNotoriousNemothat just shows that it is working 👍🥂

@@TheNotoriousNemo Knowing my luck the spider would get super powers. LOL.

@@frankowalker4662 Nah, that's what would happen if the spider was bitten by Chuck Norris.

You gonna get the super power of muscular paralysis 😂

It’s like a Chinese knockoff subtitle it’s so funny 😂

Are they going to license it for an all-in-one movie-with-soundtrack? No. Are they going to make like their name and release a riff track? Almost certainly. It's not as if they need permission for that.

He saw that this movie was horrible and Turner back in time to kill the cast

you must be new here :)

Madam Webbster for +10 Oscar nominations.

R u serious

And not just bran, season 7 and 8 bran specifically

But but but but but....I thought you liked the Spiderverse. Everyone loves teh Spiderverse!

The B-movie Era of the 50's and 60's existed so teens could go to a theater or drive-in and make out. That's why there's usually long stretches of film, usually in the middle of it where scientists and military men are just talking about stuff in the most bland way possible. That's when you're supposed to make your move.

Ein Hallo aus Österreich! 😁 Den Film gibt's bald bestimmt auf Tele 5. 😉

I've never heard of her before this movie came out.

What movie?

That's what came to mind the 1st time I saw the trailer. I thought it could be interesting. And yes, it could be. But it was ruined. It seems that it tried to be also like Edge Of Tomorrow.