Madness In America (Part 1) - Full English Please 

Alternative Comment: 'Good morning, Miss'. 'Can I help you, son?'. 'I'd like a full English breakfast to fill up my tum. I'd like an egg, some bacon and beans, a fried slice on the side, if you please'. (To the tune of 'House Of Fun'). (Later on in the song...). 'I'm sorry, son, but we don't serve full English breakfasts in this shop; try a Gastro pub, maybe an English club, this is an American diner, not an English pub!'. (Just a thought!).🤣

Arthur Daley's rhyming slang for Bangers: Doppelgangers would've had those Septics scratching thier loaves!! 🍞

Dear friends, if you want a decent fry you have to come to Italy, I'll be waiting for you in Venice.

Legends ✊🏻✊🏼✊🏽✊🏾✊🏿❤️🕴

Please come back to America in 2025!

Well, we got spam spam spam spam spam spam spam eggs bacon and spam. : )

I love this guys

You missed your opportunity to try our flapjacks, chicken fried steak and biscuits and gravy, but maybe next time.

It's all eggs bacon, beans and a fried slice! Or as the septics would say, a Sausage and Egg mc Muffin. But don't quote me on that.

Please come back to America soon. I can't wait another 40 years!

Exit stage left !

Hahahahahaha, love it !

They were so close to actually tasting some good food. 😮😂

As a real American native American Choctaw nation at13 I moved to the UK to be with my Welsh dad i love it the food is great a full English breakfast is brilliant hot mug of tea with it lovely, also fish and chips mushy peas or curry sauce, , pie and chips 😂, all brilliant

Have some lovely bangers and beans me laddies😊

Nice. 🎬🌞

The ironic part is virtually any American cook in a diner can fry your eggs in many different ways. If you want a decent runny egg in the UK, (let alone over easy), they’re going to get served sunny side up, possibly with a snotty bit and undoubtedly a hard base….one dip if you’re lucky. Spent years living in hotels both sides of the Atlantic and any American engineers I had with me in the UK never ever got the hang of asking for ‘runny’ eggs….and the. Noted that the bottom of them was almost always hard.😂

I thought it was going to be a new video for los Palma waiter

Come to Toronto, lads; you can get a full english here!! 😋🤤

Madness are the greatest! 🎷🎸🎶

She was all sixes and sevens...

Great 😂

See you in Derby on the 14th...... One Step Beyond!

I think she'll be kicking herself when she realises all she needed to have brought you was 'an egg, bacon and beans, and a fried slice', ala 'Don't Quote Me On That'!. Just be glad no one asked for 'water'! (LOL).🤣

More of this.. A whole series of the band going arund and being blokes. Brilliant. teach those Yanks how to speak the Queens English and also how to make a proper fry up

Loved you at Kodak in Inglewood. My favorite band of all time, you didn’t play my favorite blue skinned beast, hopefully you will sing it next time you come back to America. 2025 🙏🏾

So what time do the pubs open there?

Should've been easy, it's the same as theirs but without the hash browns

Hahaha....7 FOOL English coming right up....with extra bubble

🥰😂😃👍.👌🎤🎸🎶🎼🎷🎸🎶.Greetz from 🇳🇱👋👋👋

IF YOU DOUNN PRONOUNZZ HAA HEES YOU AYINN HAWKINN ENGLISH

come to chile 🥺🥺

All I can say is, when in Rome!!

It's no wonder Americans have such a problem with obesity given the simply gigantic portions their fast food is served in. But best wishes to Madness touring a country that is notoriously difficult for UK acts to crack.

Of course it was staged 😂

You want rubbish food in a place where there is only trash food

Colonials 😊😊😊😊😊

You should have gone to the Waffle House! They'd have had you converted for sure!

Bit of marmite, how english can you get. 😅

How about you look at the menu so you know what they DO serve?

C’mon lads, I love you guys, and just saw your fantastic show in Seattle, but you come off as trying-to-be-edgy jerks in this, and I kinda feel sorry for the server. Kinda like the Brit version of stereotypical obnoxious Yank tourists. Please don’t emulate our worst. Thanks. (Unless of course this was all staged, with the knowing participation of the server.)

Sad to see some of my favorite entertainers don’t really get out much. Grumpy ole farts.

Ironic…Hispanic woman asking English men if they speak English 😂😂😂😂😂😂

You are welcome in Holland guys, See you in September ! 😎