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MADtv - S12E17 - Can I Have Your Number? 

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@villyetalakai875
@villyetalakai875 2 года назад
When you come back in 2022 and now you’re a full grown adult laughing at this masterpiece again
@kylie3333333
@kylie3333333 2 года назад
Ayyyy same
@RJ-mh3ox
@RJ-mh3ox 2 года назад
Saw someone comment on a different video “ma lil croissant” and i had to watch it again
@isaacmelendez8998
@isaacmelendez8998 2 года назад
🤣🤣🤣💯
@anthonygutierrez7237
@anthonygutierrez7237 2 года назад
Thats exactly what I was thinking
@diamondblack581
@diamondblack581 2 года назад
💯😂😂😂
@Zzzk23
@Zzzk23 Год назад
As a kid I thought it was funny because of his facial expressions but as an adult there are so many guys like this. They NAILED it
@godlevelkaleb
@godlevelkaleb Год назад
you actually mean her
@Zzzk23
@Zzzk23 Год назад
@@godlevelkaleb I meant all actors on this scene
@misse94
@misse94 Год назад
It's not a man, but I get what you mean
@Zzzk23
@Zzzk23 Год назад
@@misse94 she’s playing a guy
@jdssurf
@jdssurf Год назад
realy, i've never met or been around a dude like this. maybe drunk 21;year olds at a club or something
@dariarad1107
@dariarad1107 2 года назад
I can't believe it's taken me this long to realise Darrell is played by a woman. Fantastic sketch.
@ryanreynolds773
@ryanreynolds773 2 года назад
Nicole Randall Johnson. Never knew a women made me laugh until I came back and read this was a female. Crazy life lmfaooo💀
@jesuscarter4048
@jesuscarter4048 Год назад
@@ryanreynolds773 ?
@ryanreynolds773
@ryanreynolds773 Год назад
@@jesuscarter4048 women aren’t funny. Very hard to find 1 that tries to make u laugh and it’s actually funny. I’ll say it again if ur question mark wasn’t enough. Women can’t make jokes and stand up comedians who are women genuinely make me sad and cringe. Lmfaoooooo u understand now?💀💀🤣🤣🤣
@beefnacos6258
@beefnacos6258 Год назад
@@jesuscarter4048 it's true most women aren't funny. But this is old school mad TV they had many talented members males and females
@simplywatching9217
@simplywatching9217 Год назад
Wait do you’re telling….THAT is a woman?
@SirCatsoverhumans
@SirCatsoverhumans 3 года назад
"The back of your head is ridiculous" 😂 yes. I miss those days
@markanxrath1369
@markanxrath1369 3 года назад
Ridikulus
@army4chair345
@army4chair345 2 года назад
japanese schools restriction makers be like
@marissasue319
@marissasue319 Год назад
​@@army4chair345 ???
@TurdFerguson79
@TurdFerguson79 10 месяцев назад
This the only I approach women. 😂 😂
@kierstencreates958
@kierstencreates958 2 года назад
The biggest mistake she made was revealing that she didn’t have a man 😂😂🤦‍♀️
@jmal
@jmal 2 года назад
Yvonne: No, I don't have a boyfriend. Darrell: _it's free real estate_
@SaraiLockett
@SaraiLockett Год назад
Doesn't stop many of them though lol
@MelaninInTech
@MelaninInTech Год назад
Some of them will still keep trying smh 😅😅
@NightmareZzK
@NightmareZzK 7 месяцев назад
But for me I would DEFINITELY say I don’t have a boyfriend or a girlfriend 😀
@ashleyrollins3121
@ashleyrollins3121 4 месяца назад
"So you can't have friends?" The response every time 😮‍💨
@MsBluerobots
@MsBluerobots 3 года назад
And to this day I still say “my lil croissant”
@lucanyx1086
@lucanyx1086 2 года назад
Saaammmeeee! 🤣
@TKitty-pp6gh
@TKitty-pp6gh 2 года назад
lol I still say “work that updo”
@ryanmyers3689
@ryanmyers3689 Год назад
Same that’s what my girls name is in my contacts 😂
@livalittle13
@livalittle13 Год назад
Me three! Haha
@Zomgitscassie
@Zomgitscassie Год назад
Yeppppp
@edwinaugustine4885
@edwinaugustine4885 2 месяца назад
Who is here rewatching it in 2024? 😅
@PradoDiana
@PradoDiana 2 месяца назад
Me lol 😂
@ieshashy1994
@ieshashy1994 Месяц назад
I watched this 11yrs ago and it’s still funny. It should’ve gotten more than 1M views by now 😅😂
@keepcalmxoxo
@keepcalmxoxo Месяц назад
me
@blastofo
@blastofo Месяц назад
As long as dudes keep asking women for their number
@theonlykato2260
@theonlykato2260 Месяц назад
Me 😂
@nknownpodcast
@nknownpodcast Год назад
“You think a man can’t handle the regalness of an updo” 😂😂😂 gets me every time
@LanzaNation
@LanzaNation Год назад
Owwwwn that ponytail! Work that updo! 😂😂😂
@luisacampoverde
@luisacampoverde Год назад
OK there Grace Kelly. Grace Kelly. Grace Kelly
@nknownpodcast
@nknownpodcast Год назад
@@luisacampoverde every time lmao
@user-xc3yb1vk2e
@user-xc3yb1vk2e 7 месяцев назад
😂😂😂😂😂 same
@mustafaaabunny
@mustafaaabunny 5 лет назад
who remembers being shook when they found out darrel wasnt played by a guy
@chanelkayla
@chanelkayla 5 лет назад
Yes and this always scared the crap out of meeeee!!! I’ve seen guys like this! Just thirsty😳🤣🤣🤣🤣
@KeaKou
@KeaKou 5 лет назад
WHAT IS LIFE????
@kingtshilobo1849
@kingtshilobo1849 5 лет назад
Yeah now that you said that you can see the woman trait and hear the girly voice
@about3penguins
@about3penguins 5 лет назад
Who did think that was a guy and not a trap?
@edgarhernandez2220
@edgarhernandez2220 5 лет назад
🤯 mind fn blown
@NoudlePipW
@NoudlePipW 2 года назад
When you saw this first and assumed it was an exaggeration but now you're 29 and it's just walking to the shop 🤣
@ryanreynolds773
@ryanreynolds773 2 года назад
How many comments have u made on this? Trust me no one is doing this to ur passed around ass, u aren’t as special as u may think💀💀💀
@michellep4296
@michellep4296 6 месяцев назад
SERIOUSLY this is just every day
@Jay71188
@Jay71188 2 месяца назад
Can I have your number??
@englishatheart
@englishatheart 2 месяца назад
@@michellep4296 For who? Definitely not for me. I would assume it must mean I'm ugly, but goodness knows that doesn't stop most guys from getting with someone.
@Leeshie1994
@Leeshie1994 2 года назад
Whenever someone thanks me I still say in my head "Yeah, you are WELCOME"
@HelloKatie85
@HelloKatie85 Год назад
Same! LOL
@i4snickers
@i4snickers Год назад
Meeeee tooooo😂
@bluesummers5051
@bluesummers5051 4 месяца назад
I always say it like that to my family and no one has ever questioned it loool
@bluesummers5051
@bluesummers5051 4 месяца назад
I always say it like that to my family and no one has ever questioned it loool
@davidborg2342
@davidborg2342 Месяц назад
Dude yes
@cindysunshine08
@cindysunshine08 3 года назад
“Grace Kellly” gets me every damn time😭😭😭
@MK8Warrior
@MK8Warrior 3 года назад
Grace Kelly
@rayray7682
@rayray7682 3 года назад
Grace Kelly
@gerryomo9515
@gerryomo9515 2 года назад
Grace Kelly
@nayathena
@nayathena Год назад
it's the 2 sniffs that does it for me.
@alltheprettyflowers
@alltheprettyflowers Год назад
for me, its WHATS YO NAME DELICATE 😂
@lauraasilverioo
@lauraasilverioo 3 года назад
This is so funny until you actually experience it.. but I still love this skit
@trollingisasport
@trollingisasport 2 года назад
Umm. Yeah. Why don't you give me your number girl and we can talk about your umm.... experiences.
@Poodle_Gun
@Poodle_Gun 2 года назад
Every guy at my work is like this lmao. They nailed Darrell.
@vojacked305
@vojacked305 2 года назад
@@Poodle_Gun uhh so, can I have yo number? Can I? Can I have i'?
@everythingiseverything9920
@everythingiseverything9920 2 года назад
@@Poodle_Gun my whole life I've run iinto these weirdos 😭😭😭😭 this skit is too real
@joegood9186
@joegood9186 2 года назад
Shouldn’t be fine, blame yo momma
@kap79
@kap79 4 года назад
The quality of this upload is ridiklus.
@diogo9262
@diogo9262 4 года назад
That's exaclty what I was thinking. Madtv in this quality? Wow ahaha
@e.w.coffey5551
@e.w.coffey5551 2 года назад
I asked my soulmate out by quoting this, but he'd never seen the skit which honestly made it funnier
@NoudlePipW
@NoudlePipW 2 года назад
That's adorkable 🤣 and I do not use that word! Well you obviously started off on the right foot, good for you
@4399764
@4399764 Год назад
🤣 respect
@kimcollins702
@kimcollins702 Год назад
I hit my husband up with this and he started going my names “my names Darryl it’s spelt like Darryl” 😂
@niqulusviii987
@niqulusviii987 Год назад
We need more of that! Have fun with the one you're interested in! Love is FUN
@OwenPlant532
@OwenPlant532 11 месяцев назад
"Is he hefty?" LMAO
@meditation.medication
@meditation.medication 3 месяца назад
"Is he coming back? 👀" 🤣
@starrrkkk
@starrrkkk 2 месяца назад
Is he tall ?
@MellowJelly
@MellowJelly 2 года назад
The guy in the background not helping at all is also very accurate
@machobandzsavage281
@machobandzsavage281 8 месяцев назад
Feminist begone
@ClaraWeirdoMiss
@ClaraWeirdoMiss 8 месяцев назад
​@@machobandzsavage281why do you care so much? Do you feel threatened?
@machobandzsavage281
@machobandzsavage281 8 месяцев назад
@@ClaraWeirdoMiss stuff your mouth and go obey a man
@englishatheart
@englishatheart 2 месяца назад
@@ClaraWeirdoMiss As a woman, I also cannot stand the victim mentality of "feminists."
@barbarabermudes1287
@barbarabermudes1287 3 года назад
Has there ever in reality EVER been a guy in a suit and tie alone in the theater reading a news paper waiting for the movie to start?
@Enigma3196
@Enigma3196 3 года назад
When movie theaters were a brand new thing i think it happened.
@SamHinkley
@SamHinkley 2 года назад
You would be surprised.
@jdfox8889
@jdfox8889 2 года назад
If your getting off work and want to stop and watch a movie
@tacticalsweater5119
@tacticalsweater5119 Год назад
Yes, me. About a month ago in fact.
@randomjd153
@randomjd153 Год назад
Smartphones weren't a thing yet lol 😆
@LivingGuy484
@LivingGuy484 Год назад
This has honestly aged like fine wine. I never realized how many people acted like this until I grew up!
@Lilbitpurp
@Lilbitpurp Год назад
“The back of yo head is ridiculous!” I quote this to this day
@bomtown
@bomtown 3 года назад
The regal-ness of a ponytail. WORK that up-doo. Who thought that up? Lol..
@ishidacoolp
@ishidacoolp 2 года назад
This is freaking hilarious. At the same time it's sad there's guys out there in real life just like this with no social awareness and can't take a hint.
@camazotzz
@camazotzz Год назад
can't take a hint, and when your blunt get offended like you personally attacked them.
@JimMilton-ej6zi
@JimMilton-ej6zi 8 месяцев назад
It's also sad that there are girls out there in real life that believe that "hinting" something is the same as telling them something. Like you can't just not tell someone something then get mad that the other person didn't understand that.
@lucanyx1086
@lucanyx1086 2 года назад
"My name is Daryl, it's spelt like Daryl, but pronounced Darelle" 💀💀💀
@thecoldcallerguy
@thecoldcallerguy Год назад
I wish they made more skits with this Darrell 😂
@divinelily
@divinelily Год назад
They did
@divinelily
@divinelily Год назад
ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE--KgFZhGT26w.html
@meganripley5898
@meganripley5898 5 месяцев назад
It's 2024 and I'm still laughing at this skit. It's fucking brilliant 😂
@MaulSlasher
@MaulSlasher 3 года назад
When he takes a sip and open his eyes I die LOLLL
@memoranda1
@memoranda1 2 года назад
he went on full predator mode
@_WigglePuppy
@_WigglePuppy Год назад
Can I please have a time stamp 🥺
@meowmixmeowmix
@meowmixmeowmix 5 лет назад
Had to lookup the only mad tv skit I’ve ever seen in my life after I had a randommmm flashback about CAN I HAV YO NUMBAAA?
@Rae777
@Rae777 Год назад
Here to support your flashback three years later bc a flashback led me to watching today
@atlageek
@atlageek 4 года назад
Wow, I remember sooo many quotes from this and I haven’t seen this in years 😂 I’m dying
@theJuicmanisbak
@theJuicmanisbak 3 года назад
3:50 When he start crying, the audience ain't laughing hard enough 💀💀💀 that part hilarious
@sariahmanuel6857
@sariahmanuel6857 3 года назад
Years later this is still HILARIOUS
@waffleman9000
@waffleman9000 8 месяцев назад
@@seniorshakingmyhead.2239 can i have your number?
@marisadf13
@marisadf13 5 лет назад
the best quality of this video uploaded on youtube. thx
@WesleyB-Rook
@WesleyB-Rook 3 года назад
Daaaamn that’s some beautiful ass red hair. Can I have yo numba?!
@ReformationRamblings
@ReformationRamblings Год назад
Still a better love story than twilight
@poundcake47
@poundcake47 8 месяцев назад
I still say "Yeah, you are welll-come" to this day. 😄
@Basementjacks
@Basementjacks Год назад
I saw this when I was about 20 now I'm already 31, still funny as hell 😆🤣
@averagecitizen863
@averagecitizen863 Год назад
31 ? Girl you still look 20 🤩 jackie ? Like jackie chan ? You're some kind kung fu queen haha, can i get your number ? Can i, just drop it real quick 😂
@labonitagatita3241
@labonitagatita3241 Год назад
You OLD
@Basementjacks
@Basementjacks Год назад
@@labonitagatita3241 It's a blessing to grow old. If you are not aging you are dead. So keep your edgy comments to yourself. No wonder nobody likes you such an ugly character and personality
@Basementjacks
@Basementjacks Месяц назад
​@@labonitagatita3241nobody still wants you. It's a privilege to grow old.
@livalittle13
@livalittle13 Год назад
These two ladies are seriously hilarious... then and now
@MorrisWilsonFvcks
@MorrisWilsonFvcks Год назад
I remember almost everyone had this video up on their Myspace page
@fizzy_1127
@fizzy_1127 5 месяцев назад
my teacher showed us this in class when talking about consent 😔
@ARS-fn6px
@ARS-fn6px Месяц назад
😂
@celestemares3970
@celestemares3970 2 года назад
“What’s your name delicate” 😂
@uGnoM3
@uGnoM3 2 года назад
The “so listen.” And the dude in the back reading a newspaper in the movie theatre got me 😭.
@mirellaarroyo1823
@mirellaarroyo1823 Год назад
Never ever gets old. I laugh every time.
@stitchybob
@stitchybob Год назад
Just found out today Darrell is a woman WHICH MAKES IT THAT MUCH FUNNIER. Nailed it
@jussietalks
@jussietalks 2 года назад
How is the crowd so DRY this is GOLD
@jasminelopez9711
@jasminelopez9711 10 месяцев назад
I think they made them stay quite
@jaimesmith2266
@jaimesmith2266 5 месяцев назад
​@@jasminelopez9711You are beautiful
@Darkshadow333
@Darkshadow333 3 года назад
Do your thing miss shallot, Yvonne shallot!!🤣😂🤣😂
@grassfedcharlie
@grassfedcharlie 4 года назад
Ka-son (Nicole Randall Johnson) is actually sooo beautiful in real life
@shalisaperoonline
@shalisaperoonline Год назад
So many people still don’t know this masterpiece it’s embarrassing
@chadbrochill1764
@chadbrochill1764 5 лет назад
Who brings a newspaper to the theatre?
@10ToesDownWithBass
@10ToesDownWithBass 5 лет назад
It was the 90s I guess
@chadbrochill1764
@chadbrochill1764 5 лет назад
Sean Bennett I live in a town where it’s not uncommon for three people or less to be in a theater.
@lamontezlee4441
@lamontezlee4441 4 года назад
There are five people
@lamontezlee4441
@lamontezlee4441 4 года назад
Well six if u count the girl walking in at the end or the camera man
@TheBehm08
@TheBehm08 4 года назад
Gene Shallot
@Thisaintagame
@Thisaintagame Год назад
The first video I’m watching in 2023. A classic ❤ Goodtimes 😂
@McGregorsPlumbingandHeating
I remember being 16 dying from laughter watching this. Where are those days now
@ivonneflores6518
@ivonneflores6518 6 месяцев назад
my name is Ivonne, it is a French ass name- dunno why my Peruvian mother chose it, I wasn't allowed to watch MADTv as a kid so being called "my lil croissant with cheese" or being told to "work that up do" had me so confused until I finally saw the sketch and life made sense
@coltonbrassie3565
@coltonbrassie3565 6 месяцев назад
Can I have your number? You’re like Papas a la Huancaina to me. Can I have your number. Can I have it! Please? Can I have your number.
@faymissk
@faymissk 6 месяцев назад
I thought this wasn’t going to be funny watching in 2024 but it’s still gold 😂😂
@KanishQQuotes
@KanishQQuotes 3 года назад
He's almost about burst out in tears.
@bigsassyster
@bigsassyster 2 года назад
Reminds me of the junior college I went to. There was a small round about in the middle of the quad that had paths to all the buildings, so a lot of people would go through it. But stuff like this would happen all day, so a lot of the girls I know would never take the short route through the roundabout because they didn't want to have to deal with stuff like this.
@liz2352
@liz2352 4 месяца назад
I will never be able to just innocently crave a croissant without coming back to this.
@strallen30
@strallen30 Год назад
This has always been one of my favorite skits.
@user-tc8po8un7p
@user-tc8po8un7p 10 месяцев назад
MadTV deserved better, wish it was still on 😢
@amiyahnelson526
@amiyahnelson526 5 лет назад
My croissant
@Devlinate
@Devlinate 3 года назад
A tako brought me here
@user-wi4ms2vb2w
@user-wi4ms2vb2w 3 года назад
Same here
@loydstrong5070
@loydstrong5070 3 года назад
Our cultured Tako
@arctohru
@arctohru 3 года назад
Same
@ElEscolta
@ElEscolta 3 года назад
indeed
@johnandrews1683
@johnandrews1683 4 года назад
I realized, after ten years, just now that Darrel is Ka-son, a woman.
@LaCintaMorada
@LaCintaMorada 3 года назад
Just found this out about Nicole Randall Johnson!! Dang, the acting skills are on point
@benderbendingrodriguez2868
@benderbendingrodriguez2868 2 года назад
This is hella accurate lmfao
@mattkidroske
@mattkidroske 9 месяцев назад
Hell yeah, this is just as funny as I remember! Classic
@TheBehm08
@TheBehm08 4 года назад
A better romance than twilight
@alexissimpson5819
@alexissimpson5819 2 года назад
Shut up
@litigioussociety4249
@litigioussociety4249 2 года назад
Having seen this many times before, the first 40 seconds are much more hilarious when you're familiar with the character.
@Moustache_D_Luffy
@Moustache_D_Luffy 5 лет назад
A tragedy in 5 words 😂
@dustinszarell8917
@dustinszarell8917 4 года назад
This cracks me up, all the time!!
@MarlenaMarley87
@MarlenaMarley87 Год назад
This and Bon QuiQui really bring me back 😂
@TapInTuesday
@TapInTuesday Год назад
Bahahahaha this will never get old 😂
@SuperExtrovert
@SuperExtrovert 2 года назад
How did she not laugh 🤣😂🤣 he would be the best co-worker to have at the drive thur 🤣
@eaturk1
@eaturk1 2 года назад
The prison break ad at the bottom was perfect
@miatortillaa
@miatortillaa 2 месяца назад
I quote this to myself sooooo often still to this day
@drummergurl99
@drummergurl99 2 года назад
Guys this has been out for like 9+ years and I’ve only know for half the time that “darell” was played by a woman xD I dead ass originally thought it was a Dude. Bruh this woman is a legend 🤣 spot on
@br-ww9kj
@br-ww9kj Год назад
I've been watching this for at least 6 years and only TODAY I realized that it's a woman!
@Feliososarky
@Feliososarky Год назад
Can i .. *sniff sniff* CAN I HAVE IT 😭 this never gets old
@memoranda1
@memoranda1 Год назад
yeah that part is way too hilarious..... he sniffs her so he doesn't forget he scent lol......
@massputrify
@massputrify 3 года назад
"Take care, alright!.... Ah luhh yuhh"
@amakabby1734
@amakabby1734 2 года назад
Still hilarious 9 years later 🤣
@DrSimpp
@DrSimpp 3 года назад
That's cool and all but can we talk about how the uploader's name is "DolphinButtFuck"
@thereilneid2868
@thereilneid2868 3 года назад
Hey Doc, I want an investigation into DBF(DolphinButtfuck). I don't know whether to lmfao or shake my head in disgust. I am laughing at my dumb-ass for not noticing it.
@DrSimpp
@DrSimpp 3 года назад
@@thereilneid2868 lmaoo, gotchu
@iftekhar77
@iftekhar77 8 месяцев назад
back to watch this comedy gold 2024 LOOOL this gen now is too sensitive for such jokes.. miss the 90s and early 2000s
@LittleLotteWanders
@LittleLotteWanders 11 месяцев назад
1) Nothing will ever top this skit 2) How on EARTH have you gotten away with that channel name and what are your secrets to defeating the RU-vid overlords??
@LanzaNation
@LanzaNation Год назад
Can I have it? Can I have it? Can I. Can I. Can I have it? 🥺 Can i have it? *sniff sniff* 😂😂😂 I’ll never not find this hilarious
@miamiplaya36
@miamiplaya36 9 месяцев назад
Bro this is so hilarious everytime 😂😂😂😂😂😂
@kaitegarvin7697
@kaitegarvin7697 10 месяцев назад
They need to bring back MadTv
@zcorpalpha2462
@zcorpalpha2462 2 месяца назад
Pulled Off the air in 2024 😂
@Dreamweaver29
@Dreamweaver29 2 года назад
Ka-son played Darryl (pronounced Darelle) so well! 🤣🤣
@erinwhipple4666
@erinwhipple4666 Год назад
Jail to whoever neglected to award this woman an emmy for her performance
@shinsha_
@shinsha_ 3 года назад
Ina sent me here
@kevintruong9135
@kevintruong9135 Месяц назад
The sheer amount of times I reference this video to this day and the severe lack of people who understand the references makes me sad.
@roskovair
@roskovair Месяц назад
I haven't seen this in years, and the thing that stands out to me now is the way Yvonne is sitting there at the beginning, waiting for the movie to start without looking a smartphone. Like I know it's an insignificant detail but opening the scene that way would make no sense in the year 2024.
@cks2020693
@cks2020693 9 месяцев назад
I watched this 15 years ago, still can't believe the guy is played by a female character!
@paigeballard996
@paigeballard996 6 месяцев назад
Watching in 2024 😂
@fulvioacosta43
@fulvioacosta43 4 года назад
One of their best-ever!!😅😅
@katiemcgovern5962
@katiemcgovern5962 Год назад
The way I remember all the words to this still 😂
@DivergentDiveBomb
@DivergentDiveBomb 3 месяца назад
“What’s yo name delicate?” 😂😂😂
@arthursiqueira8702
@arthursiqueira8702 Год назад
Lol I love that video… after too many years, here I am cracking myself up… I got it, but…. Can I have your number? Can I have? Can I? Lol lol
@edp3202
@edp3202 Год назад
I love that NP had this happen to her to do the character.
@Elligons
@Elligons Год назад
This does happen. Dudes act like they just got out of prison.
@PFrenchi
@PFrenchi 5 лет назад
My mans got a newspaper in the theater 😂😂😂😂🤦🏽‍♂️
@blktommelise
@blktommelise 8 месяцев назад
This shit had 9th grade me in a chokehold 😂
@shanthikriss64
@shanthikriss64 2 года назад
Man, I have been in that kind of situation before 😐😂
@johnnytsunami3558
@johnnytsunami3558 2 года назад
how do u get rid of him lol
@maximumderek1786
@maximumderek1786 Год назад
@@johnnytsunami3558step one is don’t admit that you’re by yourself! You are always waiting for someone, even if he’s a gay guy bff some guys only back off if they feel like there’s something “equally matched” to check them. Step two, as a woman, at least 90% of us know how to pick up on a girl that needs help or saving. Most women won’t intervene outright in the case of awkward (but consensual) flirting, but pretending to recognize another woman and getting distracted by “catching up with them” will bore/scare most creeps, and you’ll have someone else to keep an eye on you. It does work with guys too, but it’s not guaranteed. Not because they don’t want to help, but because they don’t hide confusion as well women do (generally speaking; my place of work has some outstanding male patrons that go Dad mode to protect my younger coworkers and it’s amazing) Don’t ever straight up leave a tense/creepy situation unless a staff member or trusted person is watching you walk to your car. Don’t abandon any drink (even water!) without dumping it or having a friend hold it. Also, generally speaking, horny men do the OPPOSITE of respecting women, so pretending your bff is your girlfriend tends to make them even creepier. They will 100% beg if not demand that you make out in front of them to “prove it”. If you do have a bad bitch girlfriend, don’t be afraid to shut him down but just be aware that pervs get off on *just about anything*. Including being told how gross and pathetic they are. Sorry for the time gap and length in the comments, I just can’t help but to share some self-preservation instincts that I’ve developed over the years. The moral isn’t to not trust men while endlessly trusting women because anyone who does that will get fucked, but at the very least you want a witness.. Cause if something bad were to happen, it helps to have accurate details which is hard to remember if you’re in panic and/or being attacked. Let’s all hope that it doesn’t come to that though!! To hopefully add a lighter note, my bff and I talk about barking in intrusive people’s faces because there’s no way anyone is into that. As in barking like dogs, performed by two different women who have big hounds/pitbulls so they are deep and annoying af. We haven’t had to do it yet, but when you don’t have any options, acting completely absurd is usually enough to make anyone reconsider even saying another word to you. In other words, you *freak them out* for a change!
@carterrowschmou
@carterrowschmou Год назад
Had me dying laughing 😂😂
@user-bj2lu9qt3o
@user-bj2lu9qt3o 4 года назад
That's a woman?! 😲 Wow, she's doing a great job!
@naimaclark2982
@naimaclark2982 3 года назад
Just realized this was a female, I use to think this was a male.
@TheBehm08
@TheBehm08 2 года назад
She used her past experiences of lame dudes hitting on her to inspire her character. Genius 😂
@killaquansta4045
@killaquansta4045 Год назад
God dam years later this still kills me!😂
@alexsterling2978
@alexsterling2978 2 года назад
That sniff though 🤣
@Stuffcom
@Stuffcom Год назад
Pretty girl walks in and sits down at the end and he sits behind her 😂 here we go again.
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