Main Character Syndrome™ is Unhinged 

screw the main character syndrome embrace the antagonist syndrome

The girl with the petite tiny stress disorder is satire. She makes several videos of pick me girls and main characters in romance novels. It is so good with how rage inducing it is.

A man hit on me once (I’m a woman), I said I’m a lesbian (true), he said “what if I’m like a girl or something.” I stared at him till he got uncomfortable, apologized, and left.

24:51 That moonwalker dude wasn't even a Main Character, bro was showing off a dance tutorial and just got REALLY UNFORTUNATE luck with the cart rolling over the area. I REALLY hope he's okay, that looked BAD.

The guy calling out weird gym/spa behavior somehow singlehandedly restores that tiny faith in humanity I still have.

For the girl that went bowling with a pumpkin, she should have bought an orange bowling ball and painted like a pumpkin, and then bowled with it.

I once had a seizure while at the gym with my personal trainer. They had to dismantle the leg press because my entire body was so rigid. I woke up (halfway) after a few minutes, and being carried out on the wheelchair was one of the most embarrassing moments of my life. I’d be furious if someone saw me being attended to by EMS at the gym and they just said I was being a martyr!

22:27 if you look at the guy passing by, he hurried a bit so as to avoid getting sprayed more and looked like he thought it was an honest mistake- he only got mad when he realized (a half second later) the water was following him. Things like this annoy me because this man seems kind and like he understood the “mess up” but since he “snapped” the guys spraying the water probably wrote him off as a Karen.

Appreciation for our true main character… the emotional support demon

That guy getting hosed for no reason had one mighty swing and throw. Like good on him lmao. I would be pissed, too, if I had something not waterproof. If I didn't have anything I wouldn't be as mad.

28:59 this "You need to do better" PSA guy is awesome

25:17 Fun Fact: male lions engage in a surprising amount of… “roommate behavior”. Due to the s3xual disparity of pride structures (one male to at least 3 females), they have to _actively_ seek out other males to do the hanky panky with. For example, two “rogue” (no pride) lions were observed hunting and living together. They were originally thought to be brothers, but they certainly acted more like step-brothers, if you catch my drift. Edit: also, female lions can transition into male lions. Not like, biologically - but they grow a mane and take up all social roles usually reserved to a given pride’s male.

That clip in the car wash isn’t just dangerous because of the pressure and chemicals. They are essentially robots that have limited sensors just for detecting the contours of a car. If hey don’t “see” the moving squishy human then… well the humans might end up squished into horrible yet interesting shapes. Clean shapes, but still horrible ones.

The concert one killed me. My mum bought Noah Kahan tickets for me, over 6 months in advanced, as a Christmas/birthday present since he's one of my favourite artists and was in my city *ON* my birthday...and there was this couple directly in front of me filming the *entire time*. I would try and shift over, and they shifted the same direction. I basically watched the whole concert through their phone screens. I was so fucking pissed, and I'm still salty about it.

Can we all agree that Joey Swole is the actual main character? Like, from what I've seen, he's just a legend

People often forget that on 9/11 there were 4 planes that were hijacked. The first two hit the twin towers first, and the other two were headed to the Capitol, but the first three had already crashed and people on the 4th plane had called their loved ones and found out about it. Since they knew that they were going to crash anyway, they ovetook the hijackers enough to cause them to crash the plane in a field in Pennsylvania before they got to their destination. Everone on board died, but no one else was killed. United Flight 93 Memorial is in Stonycreek Township, PA. They were the only ones that knew in advance what was happening, which is why they had time to do what they did.

People with main character syndrome should be forced to get a cat... cats let you know your lack of importance in the greater scheme of things.

39:30 notice how she didn't take the person up on it and deny the fact that they're a woman as they said, because they're not transphobic despite the intentional caricature. The only issue was the filming.

7:50 Call her bluff, call the police non-emergency number and report a woman seemingly having a psychotic episode has trapped you in your car.

It makes me so angry when women do things that if a man did it the police would be instantly called

are they seriously shocked that someone was changing in a changing/locker room? the place where ppl change????? and they thought it was ok to film?! wtf

45:15 When it comes to assault, it is about power and control. It's doing something you KNOW crosses a boundary and doing it anyways, just because you can. While women (generally) are more physically threatened in a situation like that, men still have their autonomy violated and are also defenseless and powerless. Any kind of retaliation is frowned upon due to the stigma surrounding men and sexual assault. Being forced to just "let it happen" and brush it off is nothing to gloss over. Assault is assault.

the sad part about 5:00 is that people will still believe her over the overwhelming evidence of her just lying.

The lady who says she's getting all those texts, but not showing them. Then she got the phone call, but only played like two sentences. Fake as hell.

If this subreddit gets a bingo, there needs to be a "called out by Joey Swole" category

40:00 As a trans man, this one was awful to see. It's clearly a mockery of both trans women AND women in general and a disgusting invasion of privacy even if they were really trans. I wasn't a fan of the owner's transphobic comment at the end (abt the camera man's genitals), but clearly she's not the problem here and if this is what she sees with any frequency, I can see why her opinion of trans people isn't the most positive.

Seeing the car wash one I could hear my highschool auto teacher yelling "never spray yourself or anyone else with High pressure water! It could kill them" which it could, one tiny little cut is all it takes to send a bubble of something that's not blood to your heart

My Norwegian friend told me they were in Sweden, and ten minutes later, Click posts. Coincidence? I THINK NOT

The lady who bowled with a pumpkin has no idea that what she did is not just wrong but that bowling alley could actually sue her over it. The fact that they were just escorting her out & possibly banning her is them being generous to her. If that pumpkin was smashed the guts could easily get into every every crevice of the machine which could lead to one or several parts of the machine to malfunction. It's not just a mess to clean out but could prevent the arm from coming down to stop extra bowling balls, prevent the pin collector from picking up any pins that are still standing, prevent the sweaper from collecting the knocked down pins, etc. If it somehow didn't get smashed it could block the ball return which means that then some poor person has to get in there to remove the pumpkin so that people can continue their game or collect their bowling ball that they own. Best case scenario she just made a hassle for other people & worse case scenario she damaged property for a video so she has no place to say that because the security guard insulted her she can sue him. Like sure try not to insult people but also don't going doing shit like this in the first place

41:36 "I drove 6 hours to harass you" like wtf do you have no life 💀

The fact that people have the audacity to act so entitled like someone they don't even know owes them anything is beyond shocking to me

32:12 I’ve seen that girl on my fyp a lot and I know she does satire on cringey things so she’s not actaully like that Also round of applause for the people who stood up to the main characters and humbled them

The guy stealing the wig was the actual main character for a bit 😂

Lol, those lions really are 'mane characters'

38:49 either this is a super awful prank or a jab at trans people, neither of which are ok

25:25 They're still felines. All felines are true Main Characters, always.

One of my classmates at school tore a muscle. People crowded around her filming her writhing in the ground in pain. It is absolutely beyond me that people will do shit like this.

Smoker (and ashamed) here; that said, it is widely known that you *don't* smoke in closed spaces, *especially* not on a plane. Just gobble down a sleeping pill or cover yourself in patches, OMG

35:00. There is no way those messages are real 😂😂 She is just crazy and clout chasing. I feel like most married guys would delete and block a rando. My husband would probably just think its a bot

16:16 I was usually on the staff at events like this, so I'd grab someone from security to escort her out while I got her stuff from coat check. Don't touch our musicians, girl. You're here to dance. Go dance.

At 13:44 I used to “go pumpkin bowling” every year with my kids when they were young. It was just in our garage though. No bowling alleys were harmed.

In Japanese offices it counts as sexual harassment when a group of girls swarms a guy and asks him if he has a girlfriend or not. I do think they call it "reverse sexual harassment" but at least they're aware of it. (If a group of guys did that to a girl it'd surely be scary)

4:13 this triggered me so much. she lied and i bet she will never face consequences

34:40 if they sent her that, then why didn't she show us the replies of them "flirting" with her? she showed us what she sent them, so why didn't she show us proof that they replied?

With that mini swimming pool filled with Emotional Support Demons, you could technically make a hot tub stream 😂

The one with the guy in the ladies gym... he's making the world SO much harder for transwomen who are so desperate for a safe space...

30:43 I love that they look at whomever has the camera more than the chick trying to get attention.

Yay! Emotional support demon skits are back. The "hose a stranger" prank reminds me of my idea of "PRANKSTER ISLAND" a place, a kind of prison society made by dropped off self-proclaimed "It's just a prank, Bro." kind of offenders from all countries. These people on this island will have to create their own society to survive with minimal help of supplies from the mainland. And maybe turn it into a reality TV show or doc series for the rest of the world to watch.

Some people think maturity is being serious and stern all the time but true mental maturity is knowing when to be serious and when to be more childish.

The people of Flight 93 don't get mentioned enough, so thank you for talking about them. Last thing said before they revolted was "let's roll", said by Todd Beamer. True heroes.

18:00 every time I see a video and this guy appears I'm like, "wait, this wasn't censored was it", and nearly every time the original post isn't censored

10:30 My professor's friend was on that plane. Heroes. On the day he taught about 9/11 (can't remember if it was a special lecture the week of or if it was as we reached the last chapters of our history book), he wasn't just our amazing history professor. He was a man who'd lost his friend and who knew the widow personally. From the phone calls the passengers made, we know that this friend was one of the people leading the passengers against the hijackers. I was only 8 on 9/11, so I remember it, but the significance didn't sink in until much later. To hear about it from my professor's perspective... oof. I'm thankful for his friend and the others on that plane.

8:00 "You can not prove you belong here". Can you prove that YOU belong here?

17:08 This man is an absolute legend. He could have just called out the girl's absolutely horrible behavior, but he went as far as to contact the spa and the authorities. It's a relief to see that some humans are still decent.

Idk why but I started giggling like a loon at 33:02 XD "To all you women who commented nasty things" Click: That was me~

i used to work in a bowling alley and her throwing that pumpkin made he physically HURT the lanes are so so finnicky and that pumpkin prolyl put a lane out of order for a few days. that killed me

Since it's on camera, wouldn't Hubbard be able to sue her for defamation or something? Since she's straight up lying

9:05 they are very likely fake. They aren't moving (and rats are very curious and busy creatures) and they seem to resemble common field rats (dunno if that's the correct English term, it's just a direct translation from my language), which you can't buy just anywhere (the rats bought as food, pets or laboratory test animals are specifically bred for certain genes that keep them all relatively similar for research purposes. They tend to be smaller, have white fur and are more likely to have dopy ears). So unless she caught some out in the wild, they're fake.

As a trans woman, the video at 39:00 made me so uncomfortable... At what point can someone do this in a context where there is already so much hatred towards the trans community? I am tired

22:42 Yep, he had that coming.

Random girl: gets in the way and says hi Based dude: no

2:23 This is actually quite sad my mother is an ornithologist (A biologist that specializes on birds) and when I asked her why the duck was doing that without a second thought she said it probably had a problem since it can close it's wings she said it's probably a neurological problem (which makes sense look at how his head bobs) so it isn't a main character it's just disabled.

30:19, the lady in the back, she was saying 'why' i could see the movement, its 'why'

8:28 that is literally a model doing a shoot. The rat boots contain taxidermied rats and they were made by Uncommon. The original video was taken in New York.

Prank or not, assault is still assault. There is a difference between giving someone a little jumpscare and hosing them down. Also, while he was playing around with the garden hose he probably caused some property damage, I noticed that he was pouring water all over a bunch of cactus plants while waiting for his victim to walk by. I'm not a botanist, but don't those get harmed from having too much water given to them at once.

30:31 it literally looks like she’s wearing a garbage bag

11:00 IIRC, the black box recording recovered from that plane captured the passengers taking a vote on tackling the hijackers. It's also suspected that since the other planes targets the WTCs and the pentagon, that plane was very likely headed toward the white house. (Fortunately, former president Bush was reading to school children that morning, so at least the commander and chief of our country wouldn't have been harmed, which was just a huge L on the hijacker's part.) Over all, those men and women died the most badass, patriotic death an American could dream of. They turned their own kidnapping and imminent death into a sacrifice that saved hundreds of lives, and we should remember them more as part of the general 9/11 story.

It is highly unlikely the rats at 8:26 are real they, don't even flinch when the girl shifts her weight.

"Don't film in bathrooms" Also every single girl that was in my middle school filming tiktoks:

45:50 quotes the old testament, yet forgets to turn the other cheek. Sounds about right. "Do as I say, not as I do".

30:53 female version of sigma male influencers

Grabbing the DJ's wrists? I would've freaked tf out, at that point.

The old saying "never write down your crimes" Today's criminals " film crimes and post it online for likes"

The guy who replied to that troll “where’s your girlfriend? Oh does she go to another school?” 😂😂😂 quick comeback

23:10 Some people think throwing firecrackers in a mall makes a 'good prank'

I’ve seen bowling balls get chipped by those machines so a pumpkin would actually not only most likely break it but make a gigantic mess I’m sorry to whatever janitor / engineer that has to deal with it

When the driver of that white car snatched that chick's wig, I laughed so hard I startled my cats. I tried to explain to them why it was so funny but they don't know what a wig is so I think it just confused them more. I swear, sometimes trying to have a conversation with them is like trying to converse with little kids but they're almost 15 years old and I've only ever spoken to them in English so don't know what their deal is. Silly felines.

5:15 isn't this like, defamation of character? Can't they sue?

23:57 not mentioning that all concert videos come out like crap

7:00 Fun fact: statistics show that people who have really conservative, small-minded views tend to be significantly less intelligent.

20:31 I as a 13 year old would say to my mom passing her, “Why is she in her underwear? She does know this is a public place right?” VERY LOUDLY so I *know* she would hear it.

The best part was at 44:35 ish when he does rewind of the girl trashing the store that just made me die😂

46:45 ah yes I forgot how countries were a thing at the time of the Old Testament 😭😭

45:10 yes, while sexual harassment against men is not broadcast that much, it IS still an actual problem. Just don't. Keep yo hands to yo-self.

pretty positive the rats are not real, if anything they might be taxidermy but they dont move at all in the 'cage' so...

31:14 - because that's how old they are emotionally. They're still talking like a high school "it girl" because they never grew up.

24:09 I went to an outdoor concert last summer. I took some videos and photos and I haven't looked at them since. So it's not just you

All cats are the main character.

I once said: "You are also someone's npc or side character in their story. So please, respectfully, f**k off!"

24:55 I flinched and winced at that slow motion of his foot! I want to say it wasn’t a bad main character just bad timing

40:50 Yeah my brother loves that kind of "humor" and i hate it because of trans issues

I hit myself with a pressure washer from about a foot away, just clipped one toe through a hole in my water shoes while I was pressure washing my grandpa's driveway. I felt some stinging, and when I removed my shoe to look there was a cut almost down to the bone with a couple of little rocks embedded into it. It was awful. I was honestly worried that if that was string enough those girls were about the get scalped or torn up or flayed alive. I'm glad that they didn't but my God are they dumb arses.

32:35 she is a comedy account. But as you say, she’s still doing the things in public even if she’s doing it to make fun

6:25 it's called "Muddying the waters", and it's a common tactic in information warfare...

The guy dancing and getting his foot ran over was painful to see

29:25 when doctors still performed lobotomies, one of the common side effects is that the patients couldn't connect their behaviour to a context. So they would do something completely inappropriate, but it would have been fine in a different context. Maybe all of these main characters have some sort brain damage in their prefrontal cortex.

In my opinion the only times main character syndrome is okay is when it's with animals, the people are being wholesome, or people are actually good at something

Flight 93 was the only flight that we are aware of that KNEW what was going on and they sacrificed themselves to save whomever was at the location that their flight was destined to go to. That flight was crashed into a field because the people who locked themselves in the cockpit knew that the passengers were going to get in and they had the numbers to stop them so they crashed it before the passengers could get their hands on them and do what any of us would do after knowing what those crazy people were doing with the planes! May all of the victims of that day (and those who've died from the Pile since) rest in peace. May their families find peace someday.

31:25 many people stop maturing emotionally beyond 14ish... it's a real problem. 😓

23:43 yeah my friend went to a concert i was too sick to go to and she facetimed me til her phone died. it’s much more meaningful than recording and was a great experience for both of us