Make Sonic COOL Again 

That was the biggest cringe that I have ever witnessed

It was definitely a interesting failure. I appreciate your contribution to my day.

Not at all.

Don your hair is lookin cool as hell dude

Sonics already going through a emotional struggle, ever since Amy came along the poor lads been blue balled given he doesnt have a penis to f*** her with 😏

So he wears velcro shoes and eggman assumes he's retarded

That’s actually pretty good. He’s always about to dash off but remembers to double check his shoes each time so he doesn’t trip.

@@FumblsTheSniper at one point, he switched out for Velcro, and he hopes nobody notices.

Real for this.

She then marries Knuckles, who is now a non-binary gay trans Satanist but they are opposed by Shadow, who is a Catholic and considers both their union and their lifestyles an abomination. Dr. Eggman decides to help the couple as he is secretly a cross-dressing lounge singer named "Iva A-Go-Go" and they flee to Canada.

​@@shadowking9739💰 💰

It would've been a much shorter story if Shadow had just "accidentally" left his gun where Sonya could find it.

No that’s just battlefield 5

​@@shadowking9739knuckles works at Starbucks

because of people like Tom

Always has been

Something about furries

It's the bright, colorful characters with simple personalities, concepts, and designs.

Furry anime.

They’re going to be real disappointed when they find out that the sonic characters canonically have nubs for feet instead of realistic grippers

I mean theres ppl who think hes trans already and they get angry if you tell them the opposite

An autistic girl who says she's trans is like a college lesbian. The response should be "k," not "OMG, let's start the blockers and cut off your tits.

The agenda is being pushed in schools and media to convince us to sterilize children. Fill in the blanks yourself, I'm not trying to get banned.

What effect would making sonic autistic have? 🤔

@@handrising3714They get angry if you tell them anything that's not their exact opinion lol.

Omfg I'm ded lol

Replace all the check points with "neck" points for instant game overs

What's the 44%?

LMAO xD

​@@danielaverbuck5475Something that rhymes with Fluicide Bait.

Hey, guys! Let's start a group based around our sexual deviancies where we give each other increasingly unconditional approval and validation! What could possibly go wrong?

​@@BasedRangerTheirs a reason we put limits on ourselves. He tend to go overboard very easily.

Lol right

Why so they can pull it down like their Transformer one?

@@DeAthWaGerThat video is still up, it just won’t show up even if you search it by name and channel. Go to their uploads and sort them by oldest first. For some reason, even my comment explaining this with the video name and channel in question got removed. Sooo, yeah. Horrible website.

​@ravenger5672 Time for Tom and Don to finally transition to Rumble. Perhaps then, they could finally live as their true selves.

Isn't that Sonic for hire?

That's also basically the music video for "Crushin In Your Thirties."

Dunno which is worse, that or Malibu's Street Fighter which was cancelled in the US after 2 issues and bizarrely officially finished in Brazil

@@DeAthWaGer I don't know maybe i'm biased because i'm from the uk too but i thought the archie version was a bit wank 😅 as for Street fighter I only heard about it recently through top hat gaming man's Brazilian mate.

@@kerbal666 It's like the UK Transformers comic in the 80's. It started off just reprinting the U.S. comic, then ended up creating some incredible lore that IMO was way better than the U.S. version.

The UK/USA are tight

@@non-applicable3548 don’t get me wrong, I’m here for it. Super bad ass

They're sick of Tescos and Poundlands taking over every historic corner bar/etc. Wearing US merch is a great way to show you hate that nonsense

Oh yes, I too remember Toilet Sonic

Is sonic not a singular entity?

Can you name actual trans content targeted at children ?

Yeah they're called public schools in liberal cities

@@DeAthWaGerThat’s exactly what I was thinking. Seeing those worksheets sent home with literal 7-8 year-olds is horrifying.

​@Gatorade69 Blue's Clues, the Rocko's Modern Life reboot, Doc McStuffins, The Proud Family reboot, Steven Universe, The Babysitter's Club reboot, The Owl House, She-Ra and the Princesses of Power, Twelve Forever... Should I go on, or have I sufficiently supplied you with a playlist that you will now gleefully watch whilst repeatedly muttering to yourself, "Yas Queen, Slay.." Just be sure to come back here to justify it all and then move the goalpost once you're done.

@@BasedRanger Hey not like I care about watching children's cartoons. Was seriously asking because I wanted to know just how bad it is but hey keep viewing a simple question as an attack and keep up the cheery attitude, but that's hard to ask of a side that is just as whiney as the other side they don't like... Just a bunch of crybabies all around. And if you really want to know I don't think they should be targeting children. They are far too young to be dealing with that but I also have to wonder how many of those shows you named simply have a character that is trans and you're just upset you saw one ? I mean trans people exist but I can understand how you don't want them to. Also I have watched Rocko's Modern Life and can't for the life of me recall any pushing of a trans agenda, I do remember a lot of adult jokes slipping in. I dunno, maybe parents should actually monitor what their kids f**king watch. I'm always here to upset both the Conservative crybabies and the liberal twinks with nuanced takes that don't confirm to one line of thinking because I'm not a sheep.

4) Unit 731

@@MisterGraa I think it goes 4) Pepsi-Man, 5) Unit 731.

@@ComicGladiator This

Tails is smart, but also kinda cowardly and probably a left-leaning and wouldn't want to get cancelled by Twitter (or, Sonic "X"), so would probably do the "I support you no matter what you do" thing without actually denying the gender dysphoria BS, or pointing out objective science, and just keep his mouth shut even though he knows it's all stupid. One thing intelligent people are good at, it's keeping mouths shut while the idiotic majority of society does idiotic shit, like preferred pronouns and non-binary shit.

I love tails

The real hero. Not just affirming the mental illness. Being the REAL friend and laying down the truth.

@@DarthPoynerWould be an interesting game where he's portrayed as a villain but in the end is revealed as the hero who saved his friend from a shortened life of misery. That's why you can't beat him like they said in the video, because the hero always wins.

He's a great villain, just like everyone else in this comment thread~!

​@@FHBStudio I'm pretty sure Sonic just wants to compete as a woman in the Olympics. -He's- She's going to crush it!

One of the biggest disagreements about Mario used to be whether Mario was born in Brooklyn and Italian American with a Brooklyn accent (as the 80s DIC series and other media depicted him as) or if he was non-human and raised in the Mushroom Kingdom with a goofy Italian accent (as Nintendo tried to retcon with Super Mario World 2 Yoshi's Island, but since re-retconed with the Super Mario Bros movie.) Another one is Mario's height, as stupid people used to think he was like 5'3", when Super Mario Odyssey confirmed he's like 3'10" in Super Mario form (and pretty much always has been; him being 5'3" would make Peach like 6'2".)