Image: picrew.me/imag... Merch: teespring.com/... Commission Info: fakeasmr.tumbl... Script: She's broke from spending all her money on gacha or something Listener: Neutral Imagine having money smh couldn't be me
Both the knight and the dragon are broke? This sounds like the perfect opportunity for a fraudulent dragon removal service! Just go from town to town with the dragon, have her roost nearby, and offer your dragon-killing services for an insane price.
That's basically the plot of the first act of the first DragonHeart movie from 1996: "Disillusioned knight Bowen befriends Draco, the last of the dragons, and the two begin scamming village folk as Bowen repeatedly "kills" Draco for money." There's more plot as well but nothing related to the comment. Also Draco is voiced by _Sean Connery_ , which I'm just now learning after watching this movie dozens of times when I waa younger, and am absolutely in love with. Just imagine the voice of James Bond coming from the mouth of a big ole dragon with a head that seems just a bit too large at times The cgi is a bit dated and I may be a bit nostalgic but I'm sure the series is at least decent in some ways.
Dragon: "Did they offer you as many potatoes as you could carry?" Listen, I'd fist-fight a dragon with one arm behind my back for all the potatoes I could carry. No force on this or any other world could stop me from taking a deal for a bunch of free potatoes.
@@lonewolf7683 Necromancers have to pay taxes based on how many undead they've risen. The reason so many Necromancers are bad evil guys isn't because their magic is evil, it's because they don't pay their taxes.
Dragon Knight Tankman: im trying to do this to get more tresure they offered me 3,000 gold Dragon Knight Tankman: i wasn't even originally from this kingdom the other king literally gave me up to this kingdom,s king for protection and peace
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