Sometimes the crowd wants what they want. This was the improvised portion of my show that I did in Orlando. If you don't get some of the references, neither did I. #standupcomedy #jokes #teacher
I love seeing the Palestinian community. They are so lovely. They love talking about where they’re from. Inshallah we will all help you get your lands and cities back ♥
honestly yeah if I was Palestinian I would never shut up abt it. In this world, it's sad to be proud of ur nationality when our nations r cowards & won't do whats right, but I'd have no inch of shame saying "I'm Palestinian".
You mean the people who refused all peace treaties, preach death to all Jews and Christians, and slaughter innocent civilians!!!! Spitting fake liberal BS about Palestine.
At least those cloven-hoof beasts might get the official National seal of approval for their participation in the continued ongoing sustenance of the wholesale physical survival of the overall IDF membership once their Nationally-bovine-defined term of service has expired, whilst at the same time providing milk for those self-same polemic-combatant-subdemographic-set membership occupants prior to the end of their bovine term of service theresoin: It's a win-win; Of course. Now: If the IDF are going to breed these special battalion-soldiery-membership-delineated National warriors on campus space and in time of polemic service, as such; Then they're going to really have to go the actual extra mile here, 24/6/360, and start separating the milking quarters from the culinary quarters, and as far away from the birthing quarters as possible, of these specially-purposed National Soldiery Battalion members at all; Because the last thing anyone wants at that point is the liability risk of some, much less any, one of the Rank-and-File IDF Soldiery having some... Uh... Non-officially-sanctioned fun in the kitchen with Dinah, so to speak, on the Eve of Shabbos -- Particularly during the High Holy Days; Prior to the Universal Advent of the Final Messianic Kingdom. Is that too far out of line? Just... Uh... Just asking; FWIW. BTW: Once they start allowing Red Heifers into the IDF, along with the entire Elite Taurine Regiment of Bashan, for example; then, At that point, Samuel L. Bronkowitz finally will have been totally vindicated, in the end: For That's Armageddon. 😋😋😋
Such genius, your improv abilities make it seem effortless. The students you taught must've had a great time learning. Just finished a deep dive into Bethlehem, Aramaic, leading to the Mandaeans, a group who, amongst other things, genetically links Palestinians and Jews. A fascinating diversion from what I was supposed to be doing. May you be safe in your travels, and your family protected in Gaza.💜 #Humanity. #CeasefireNow❤️🇵🇸✊🇮🇪
It felt like just a bunch of friends having a good time and he was the life of the party. Hes so skilled socially man, turns random topics into good jokes and hes quick on his feet
I hope he does libya 🇱🇾 one day, but if you thought the Saudis 🇸🇦 were religious up tight Muslim arabs, wait till u see two tribes fighting on a land dispute like it is 900ace😅
Laham also means connecting things together and also family, in modern Arabic, yes Laham is only used for "Meat" but the name of the city isn't modern. And even if it meant "House of meat", a definite article is required in proper Arabic, (Beit of the Laham). Finally, Laham could've just been a common name, a family, a person or a thing, etc..
Sammy is gonna have a fun rabbit hole when he reads about the red heifer madness. Not sure how he missed this whole saga. They have to have all of their hairs red. And they're doing GMO cows which is quite juicy.
Look at you, Sammy! You are getting watched & loved from around the world! - based JUST on this one comment section - U.S. (of course), Canada, Iraq, Morocco, Lebanon, Kuwait, Nepal, Indonesia - & these are JUST the ones that I read (& who gave their country.) Sammy Obeid's WORLD TOUR - coming soon - (to then be repeated when everybody wants to see you again.) I hope that you WILL become more & more known with demands for shows for you worldwide. You are EXCELLENT & should become a HUGE SUCCESS that everybody knows. (Just don't let it take you back into your 1st area of expertise - even if just "recreational". You deserve better than that.) Wishing you love & success (from Canada). ❤
@06:55 Never thought about the Arabic meaning of "Lachem" before. In Hewbrew the same phrase has a different meaning - "Bread" as in a "house of bread", the one Henzel & Grettle skipped.
May God bless you Sammy, (& your family - ESPECIALLY in Gaza.) How you can still find it in you to joke during such a difficult time shows JUST how funny you are. It is not even 2nd nature to you - it IS your nature. May you ALWAYS be able to joke & find some humour in life.🙏 (I'm Canadian, so this IS the proper spelling of humour for me.) Take care & all the best. ❤
Bethlehem means house of bread. He said house of meat? Am I missing something? House of meat is Arabic. The original meaning of Bethlehem is definitely bread because it comes from Aramaic language
@@SammyObeidComedy I get it now. Omg brother you replied. I’m a big fan. Watching everything you post. My heart and prayers go out to your family in Gaza. Keep pushing forward brother. God bless you.
@@SammyObeidComedy you’re one of the only voices out there brother. Keep spreading the truth. Sometimes I feel like it’s too late and Americans have really lost their way but your voice is still important. Take care brother.
5:56 😂 this is exactly how I became a teacher. I was a teaching assistant and realized I can do what they do. I put in 15 years as elementary teacher then total burnout. Oops. Still recovering but feeling better these days.
Sammy. Salam. Everytime I waTch you, you wake me up. Your so clever. Blows me away. So much on the rt side of history owning it and sharing it. So cool. Love you brother.
This man is proof is that if we all took ourselves and our beliefs less seriously, there'd be peace in the world. That he can still laugh and make others laugh with all the evil acts and misery in the world, we can all find joy in the gift of being alive and surrounded by our fellow suffering, beautiful kin
Seeing this right now and him saying he plans to visit Lebanon in october... So fucked up that he probably won't be able to because both countries of origin of his family are being bombed by the same agressor.
how are you man? i know you from Pandji if you still remember him from one year ago i dont know why i commented on this video love your math joke, try physic joke next pls
Laham also means connecting things together and also family, in modern Arabic, yes Laham is only used for "Meat" but the name of the city isn't modern. And even if it meant "House of meat", a definite article is required in proper Arabic, (Beit of the Laham). Finally, Laham could've just been a common name, a family, a person or a thing, etc..
fun fact if that guy ever needs talking about again (or you tour overseas or otherwise find Germans in your audience). Puff Daddy had a few hits in Germany, the Biggie tribute and a few more, now: in German the madame of a brothel is called Puffmutter, where Puff means brothel and Mutter mother. so to us he was always the male madame, brothel daddy, Intimdienstleistungsfachverwalter in leitender Position* and kinda sus. and here "Diddy" was Dieter Hallerforden's cringe comedy alter ego, a household name. which made his name change hilariously silly to us.. and he's shitty rapper. [* this one isn't real, but if you're ever over here pls have someone teach you to say it.]
I looked up the one about Arabic numerals. It was 72% of Republicans that voted to ban them compared to 40% of Democrats, which makes that not 75% of Americans if you know math.
Hmmm, a lot of Biblical scholars believe "Jesus" was veg, as were the early Christians. Perhaps having him be born in Bethlehem is actually propaganda for the meat industry. ;-)
ever notice how often the teacher in the comedy crowd replies 'I teach special education'? Not sure if that's just the youtube algorithm or just special ed teachers dig comic standup...hmmm
Red heifers, a specific breed ....and then they are each looked over for perfections and certain signs on the body....length of tail,age etc.... Moooove over, i want to pray
The cows are reddish brown. No one wants to sacrifice the cows at this point. It’s like an insurance plan in case the time of the messiah comes. It’s not nefarious unless you are a cow:) the prophesies require that the cows are kept blemish free. No sacrifices are allowed until after the messiah arrives and it has nothing to do with the Al-aqusa, as far as I understand
