Making Decisions Without a Brain 

For science or whatever

On the bright side they probably can't feel pain

@@acompletelynormalhuman6392 they seem to react to discomfort. Also watching this series I've seen microbes hunt other microbes. When they pray was caught it had a panicky response

Carlos C3rd Not exactly indicative of pain, just stimuli.

John Smith I prefer calling it “poking them into submission for scientific endeavor.” You really become humbled when a poking utensil pierces reality itself to poke your squish. 😑

How often has your room inexplicably filled with a selection of gases with varied effects?

@@willowarkan2263 Never. But often skeletons.

I keep getting spiritually and emotionally smothered in carmine or poked by gigantic hairs and no matter what I do it keeps happening

@@spyrofrost9158 that might just mean your local necromancer is a bit scatterbrained.

@@John_Smith_Dumfugg Funny. The metaphor works better thinking of our divine overlord(s) toying with our weather and natural disasters and diseases. (vs. fateful things happening to you like a car accident). *But*! Imagine if some '5th dimension' scientist started flooding the air with hormones and messing with our neurochemistry to get us all riled up. Instigating fights and mating just to see what happens. Sims style

Imagine a non-human creature trying to understand the logic behind this sentence. And now think about why you're imagining about such stupid bullshit.

@@f.jideament Ha!

:D

all of us.. is just bigger version of them...

Are you american?

Like my favorite comedian says, ".....Life In The Big City" - Tim Dillon.

IMHO it shows how huge the Stentors are, when you see how relatively small a hair's width looks in comparison!

This sounds like a bad candid camera prank, but it's funny, perhaps because pranks, in the microcosms, are new to me.

@Richard Joyce If a cat falls from a building, it might survive. If an elephant falls from a building, "splash". :-)

@Richard Joyce That's the square cube law. Ants being able to lift five times their body weight sounds impressive until you realize that if humans were their size we could lift a lot more than that. We need so much muscle because we're big.

And I found out that our AI of just three decades ago was worse than a protozoan's.

Cus the can.

The four F's... fight, flight, food, and reproduction.

I’m not so sure if mac n cheese actually counts as food.

Now I'm hungry

@@geraldfrost4710 very classy

@@geraldfrost4710 Three Fs and one R

A possible answer to why you find them cute might be an abstract association with cultural forms of art, like cartoons. Unconsciously (or sub-consciously) you enjoy and find them cute because they resemble relatable aspects of living organisms that you find cute, or perhaps fictional artwork that you also find cute. It is weird how a brain can co-relate a cute living organism with an abstract piece of art and then further make connections to these tiny creatures. At least according to me, this seems to be the simplest answer my limited knowledge can come up with. Also, you are definitely not alone about the autopilot bit! Nature seems to control even the most self-aware organisms, for example, the simple adrenaline rush in a fight or flight response, your TBI in fact brings you closer to nature and every other living organism! I hope you have fun at every moment, though!

It's not just you; everyone feels that way at times

Steph P. What you described sounds pretty normal to me. I don’t think I’ve ever met anyone who doesn’t space out. Must be a lot of parents lying about dropping their babies.🤷‍♂️😂

@@TheRealFlenuan Yes...I understand but can't explain in english. My feeling is the same

"Hmmm....yep, this is definitely the spot, I'll just deploy my butt, aaaaand...there we go! Om nom nom"

I was using a razor blade, but a hair is even better!

Bullying innocent little microorganisms, how dare you 😂

It seems that mostly you are at risk of being terminated by stupidity of other people who make decisions "for your benefit".

It’s because life is the one at the helm. Not us with our brains . I think our brains just give us the silly idea that we are the ones doing everything . 😆

@@swhite8381 I think that there is a lot of truth in what you say.

This may sound racist but, how did you type this?

With the the toes on his foot, duh. Don't be so insensitive.

@@thisisahumanlol8255 *speciest.

@@thisisahumanlol8255 this is also human a completely normal human in fact

@@thisisahumanlol8255 Eugh, typical human!

You're right! It's about life forms making _rational_ decisions in response to stimuli.

@@TheRogueWolf r/wooosh

@Yevhenii Diomidov r/wooosh

@@DerNachtmar you cant just triple-woosh dude, the woosh ecosystem will collapse

@@mozarteanchaos yeah, over woooshing is what eventually led to the whooosh-prime 2008 crysis

Us, introverts

Are you making fun of my brain cell?

Took me a minute

six feet! stay back!\

What could possibly be more comfortable?

@@spyrofrost9158 shorting while in a hot bath

I'd watch "The Daily Life of Paramecium!" XD

One of my friends told me about an anime where it's from the perspective of your immune system Monster a Day sort of thing

a completely normal human i think the name is cells at work or hataraku saibou you can give it a shot

@@takashi.mizuiro thanks

your welcome

same lol

How long is a moment anyway?

it feels nice to see that i'm not the only one 😁

Why do people like you treat RU-vid like a blog. No one cares

@@kdidjedjsjjsje6442 for the same reason idiots like you complain about everything 😄 we are human and we like AND CAN express ourselves.

But, tardigrades are still cuter!

That could be nice. ... Hmmm.