Malört Mixology: Brita Filter Experiment! 

If you listen closely you can hear the Brita filter screaming in agony.

Drinking Britta'd Malort like an abuse survivor; "Yeah, it's bad, but it's not as bad as it could be. 👍"

You should get the miracle berry and see how it changes the flavor or malort

HOT BUTTERED MALORT! (you can't Britta filter it though, that's cheating)

PV3, since Malort has been vanquished why not do a series of going back through all the terrible liquors and wines you’ve drank through the Brita, without changing the filter.

I was hoping for a Malort Long Island Iced Tea, but this is also cool.

I am so happy for you, PCT. This is such a game changer for this channel.

I'm starting to suspect that deep down, PV3 actually enjoys Malort. There's no way he hasn't developed a taste for it yet.

You are a treasure and a true credit to your race.

7:01 is my new desktop background... and I don't think I'll ever change it again. #shitstofarts

Hooray! 🎉 I love when new videos come up!

You should try a Total Zero filter. They send you a Total Dissolved Solvent tester, and compared to brita...brita basically doesn't work lol.

What happens when you run the filtered Malort thru the filter a second time, or multiple times?

Listen to me good sir: a classic Bloody Mary, with malört. A BLOODY MALÖRT

1 bottle of Malort = lifetime supply any more than that is just masochism

If this truly is the end of Malört Mixology then I am saddened. Though as someone who has consumed Malört many years ago I whole heartedly understand. I appreciate all your sacrifices to science PV3.

I see PV3 has a video on Malört I click.

Now I kinda want to see Mad Dog through a Brita filter 🤔

How in the absolute banshee shit has this video only gotten 15k views in a year? It's 100% top teir comedy, writing and production.

Curious what it would have been like twice filtered. Im gonna have to have a play with my britta before i change the filter.

Now his bottle of Malort is empty! Everyone knows what to get PV3 for Christmas!

whispering apologies to Britta. you're a good man.

Malört confit garlic paired with a Malört daiquiri

My nephew will be 21, I feel the Malört gift set will be an epic hilarious gift!

now just throw a party with your favorite cocktails as celebration :)

I love your videos. Keep it up!😂😂😂😂

Still hoping that you'll make a Malört Caesar some day.

Best one yet!

Nightmare fuel, sentient Malört!

I think you'd love a Malort Bloody Mary.

I think you should do a Sangria with Malort!

You have to run it through the filter THREE TIMES! That's what we discovered with cheep vodka back in college. ;-)

You should try Snakebite. Half lager, half cider, with a dash of blackcurrant cordial. Served in a pint glass

I’m still wanting to see a Malört mint julep. Perhaps around the time of the Kentucky Derby?

The line about not having s*** in the room yet but having farted in the pants a lot can be applied to so many things in life

Always funny!

I want to believe this can count as science.

What comes next? Everclear mixology...

Cooking w/ Malort. Holiday spirit... fruitcake w/ Malort?

Your channel has plateaued

Run it through 3 or 4 times. It may make it better(ish).

Margarita with Malört

Jagermeister Brita!

We'll need a mixed drink post brita filtering. Mojito or something without vermuth or a filler.

Jagerbombs, but with Malort.

What if Malort releases a Turbo version, that just goes back into your bog-standard Malort upon its journey through a Brita?

after losing all the fear of Malört thanks to Brita, use the euphoria and mix yourself some Long Island Ice teas and make a different one for every liqueur you replace with Malört

I feel bad for the filter

Interesting that you mentioned amethyst for trapping the demon of Malort, because the name 'amethyst' comes from the Greek for 'not drunk' iirc.

What if you ran the Malort through the filter a second time? Would it improve further?

It’s a Thanksgiving miracle! Rejoice all! #shitstofarts

The Dodo didn’t have Malört and look how it turned out for them.

No man should be able to wield such power, turn back PV3! Turn back!

Hey, PV3 have you tried Barrel Aged Malört?

Before you put the nail in the coffin, Malort is calling you to SodaStream it. Preferably in its OG form - but if you gotta filter it, I’ll understand.

To be fair, your backup career is now in slogan marketing!

This series legacy will be that it forcibly beat PV3's tastebuds into actually liking Malort. It's ok Prescott, you can put the bottle away, it won't hurt you anymore.

How about passing malort through a brita filter, then sprinkling it with baking soda?

But why? Doesn't that kind of defeat the point? People buy Malört because of it's... unique... flavor. If you want liquor that tastes like nothing just buy vodka, it's probably cheaper and definitely easier to find. On another note, I'd love to see you get a bottle of Letherbee Besk and see how it compares to Malört. They're the same class of spirit but I've heard Besk is a little more refined.

How to rescue Malort: 1. Buy 10 Brita filters 2. Pour the entire bottle of Malort into the Brita 3. Distill the remains 4. Enjoy

French 75 with the Gin replaced by Malort!

Wait till he finds out he can run it through the filter a couple times to get even better

* We still broke his tastebuds

Honestly, if it works that good, consider making *actually good* drinks with filtered malort.

I'd be curious to see if a LifeStraw filters more of the gross out.

I was hoping for a Malort Daiquiri but I guess go for Taaka Vodka next. For some reason they have it advertised on billboards everywhere in New Orleans that's where my ex-fiance was from which explains why she was crazy but the 😺 was good. Don't judge me.

More science experiments!

Chicago Handshake?

Put some Five Star through that filter

PB3! What about Amaro?! It’s just awful! I want to see if you can make something good with it

I’ll just take some heat and ask you to mix the finest wine with……. Some malort.

What about filtering it multiple times?

What next? Home brew! Toilet wine!

did it cut down the aftertaste

The obvious answer to what comes next? Malort V2.0 AKA PVIIIoort. A special release just for PVIII with everything Malorty turned up to its Malortiest. C'mon Jeppson's, this has to be the most attention anyone's paid to your terrible product in decades. Make PVIII suffer for un-Malorting his Malort with an un-un-Malortable Malort that is so strong and bitter it has its own Anise-flavored Event Horizon from which no taste buds may ever escape. Do it for the Naaysh Jeppsons... for the PVIII Naaysh

I'll buy a shirt if you mix Malort and topo Chico Mango

Malört grasshopper

Malort Julep!

I feel like we will never get Tequila Sunrise now, and that makes me sad. 😥

You don't have to do a video on this. But try it with a Zero Water filter. It's better than anything Brita can do.

Britta filters are expensive. So u filter cheap vodka and u get a not bad tasting drink that’s really expensive.

Malort drink with pickle juice

Run the filtered Malort through it again, and then again, and then again......wine guy....

Filter it like 5x now

*Where's my Schlitz review, you turkey?*

When are you going to stop punching down on malort. Have you considered you're going to be known as that malort guy?

Everclear vs Brita

2:07 Appropriate that it looks like he's pouring it directly into a toilet.

Yes !!!!!! I clicked so fast lol.

Run it through at least three times.

Do everclear mixology.

Get yourself an alembic and re-distill that stuff.

Have you tried running it through a couple more times, might turns those farts to just BO

This channel was fun when it first came out, the concept of a sommelier trying shitty liquors. After the actor's interview and the curtain lifted, I am disillusioned and knowing the character is a bit is not as enjoyable as the suspension of disbelief. Seeya!

I came here for the shit and fart jokes

Try the real soju, the non flavored!

#ShitstoFarts Gang

My lort 😂

for s c i e n c e

Filter a whole bottle through the Britta and then SUCK THE FILTER.