PV3, since Malort has been vanquished why not do a series of going back through all the terrible liquors and wines you’ve drank through the Brita, without changing the filter.
one could eat literal human excrement for decades and yet even after that amount of time still be fully conscious that their breakfast brunch and dinner is nothing but shit
If this truly is the end of Malört Mixology then I am saddened. Though as someone who has consumed Malört many years ago I whole heartedly understand. I appreciate all your sacrifices to science PV3.
after losing all the fear of Malört thanks to Brita, use the euphoria and mix yourself some Long Island Ice teas and make a different one for every liqueur you replace with Malört
Before you put the nail in the coffin, Malort is calling you to SodaStream it. Preferably in its OG form - but if you gotta filter it, I’ll understand.
This series legacy will be that it forcibly beat PV3's tastebuds into actually liking Malort. It's ok Prescott, you can put the bottle away, it won't hurt you anymore.
But why? Doesn't that kind of defeat the point? People buy Malört because of it's... unique... flavor. If you want liquor that tastes like nothing just buy vodka, it's probably cheaper and definitely easier to find. On another note, I'd love to see you get a bottle of Letherbee Besk and see how it compares to Malört. They're the same class of spirit but I've heard Besk is a little more refined.
I was hoping for a Malort Daiquiri but I guess go for Taaka Vodka next. For some reason they have it advertised on billboards everywhere in New Orleans that's where my ex-fiance was from which explains why she was crazy but the 😺 was good. Don't judge me.
The obvious answer to what comes next? Malort V2.0 AKA PVIIIoort. A special release just for PVIII with everything Malorty turned up to its Malortiest. C'mon Jeppson's, this has to be the most attention anyone's paid to your terrible product in decades. Make PVIII suffer for un-Malorting his Malort with an un-un-Malortable Malort that is so strong and bitter it has its own Anise-flavored Event Horizon from which no taste buds may ever escape. Do it for the Naaysh Jeppsons... for the PVIII Naaysh
This channel was fun when it first came out, the concept of a sommelier trying shitty liquors. After the actor's interview and the curtain lifted, I am disillusioned and knowing the character is a bit is not as enjoyable as the suspension of disbelief. Seeya!