Malört Mixology: White Russian

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Did not abide. At all.
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@joebidensdentures4541 Год назад

We made this already at home. We call it "Chicago Hate Crime".

@It-b-Blair Год назад

😂😂😂💀👍👍

@tiggeromega Год назад

You can almost see the light drain from his eyes because of the Malört. I still wanna see a Malört Sunrise.

@theresamnsota3925 Год назад

I think we need a Mint Julep made with Malört.

@MosierMan1 Год назад

MALORT JULIP

@c_kling Год назад

Mint Jalort

@MosierMan1 Год назад

@@c_kling DAMMNIT, that's great too

@srh667 Год назад

Malint Jörlip

@Beelzebunge 9 месяцев назад

No.

@randalljames1366 Год назад

Finally! I've been asking for this since the beginning! It has to be a White Malortian.

@logstargo627 Год назад

I'm still hoping for a Sazerac or really anything that will lead to the combination of Malört and absinthe.

@scottjohnson7927 Год назад

I want a shirt that says, “My Malört sweats are going to ruin this shirt.”

@misswilwarin8829 Год назад

Prescott always looks like he's about to morph into some undead creature whenever he drinks Malort. It's sad but also highly entertaining. Prayers for Dean? More like #prayersforprescott

@chaoarecool Год назад

High five

@HisVirusness Год назад

As someone with IBS, you pretty much said every single thought that's ever passed through my head when nature decides to call. Sorry, did I say "call"? I meant "invade".

@TGFMusic Год назад

White Flushin’. As in I’m flushin it white down the toilet.

@sethgilbertson2474 Год назад

Yes! This one is the best!

@srh667 Год назад

Yup, thats it. White Flussian

@CopperAndCutGrass Год назад

This is clearly the perfect name.

@jordanspencer2157 Год назад

That's it

@aranjenkins2627 Год назад

The rug really tied the room together

@oddjob_banks Год назад

A nod to Big Lebowski, I'd call it a "Rug Piss"

@DanielVance Год назад

PV3 isn't just making up flavors from trash items without knowing what they actually taste like. He's gone that extra mile becoming a sommelier. And oh yeah, #Spittoon

@SixofQueens Год назад

I remember drinking a "Black Russian" at an Irish owned pub in Germany that was Vodka, Kahlua, Pepsi and a sprits of Guinness head, and I absolutely loved it. Personally called it "Pepsi with a Secret".

@Brando56894 4 месяца назад

As a lover of Guinness, White Russians, and Pepsi, never would I think to put those three together.

@Nebulous_Neuhaus Год назад

3:14 this is also Prescott's face when he feels the Chestburster wriggling around 4:00 casting a spell from hit points be like

@Dumbledof Год назад

You could really tell PV3's body was fighting him this whole video.

@oldmandeath Год назад

Crap I am late getting this up, I would love to see a French 75, Dealers choice on what you swap out. That said, if it were me I would say swap the Gin out for Malort.

@authorrayrogers Год назад

4:07 is my new desktop background. PS: Call it a Brown Russian. "This, you know, aggression will not stand, man!"

@chuckfinley6747 Год назад

Chicago Russian. And you really should have had Dalton dressed as Walter in this episode talking about Nam.

@tylertrudel597 Год назад

I've never heard someone callout Crohn's disease. Love you.

@srh667 Год назад

I cant believe that someone with Crohns would drink such horrible drinks.

@andynewhouse Год назад

After the most tangibly disgusting food description ever, "let's have another taste." Your dedication is admirable!

@justintr4888 Год назад

The Malort White Russian was everything i imagined it would be and more. Thank you PV3.

@TaQa04 Год назад

Is it bad that I was harmed more by watching this drink with a thousand tiny ice cubes than I was harmed by the Malört?

@falestineforlife Год назад

Poor guy. He can just never seem to get away from Malort 😂😂😂

@ThunderGear Год назад

Malort Fizz.... like A gin fizz 2 ounces malort 1 ounce lemon juice, freshly squeezed 3/4 ounce simple syrup 1 egg white (about 1/2 ounce) Club soda, to top (about 1 ounce)

@chaoarecool Год назад

Ayyy the constant posting of my wooden homies is appreciated

@serpents666 Год назад

"We got help chopper in" 🚁 became a running joke among my group of friends when someone was in distress. Like in this video.

@ronnie624 Год назад

I would love to see a grasshopper!

@turkeysnot1 Год назад

This was my suggestion from the first Malort mixology episode. I’m just going to find an ATM. The Dude talking to Bunny Lebowski.

@RomanPeacock21 6 месяцев назад

I was sitting here saying "Noooooooooooo!" Out loud and asking why would anyone do that to themselves. I'm laughing so hard

@tmorente Год назад

😂 he flipped off the figurines

@harleyshaw1822 Год назад

Perfect name: “the soggy Chicogan”

@nappa0582 Год назад

Still waiting on that Tequila Sunrise...

@williamfurlan9176 Год назад

I've been requesting this on every video! Thanks PV3JF

@xredgambit Год назад

B-52. Normally 1 part bailey's 1 part kalua 1 part grand marnier . You can do it 2 ways, replace the kalua and then replace the grand

@jordanspencer2157 Год назад

You're gonna love Malort by the end of this

@frydaepiedae Год назад

Finally, the Brown Russian! Next we need a caipirinha.

@brucemoore3329 Год назад

“I'm staying. I'm finishing my coffee. Enjoying my coffee.” - Walter (but not if it tasted like this...)

@StevenFord-wi9km Год назад

Keeping with the Malort mixology, you should try a Chicago Handshake. It is actually made with Malort so it would be a different take on your drinks. It is a shot of Malort with a Old Style beer. Drink and enjoy! Love your videos!

@markdaniels7198 Год назад

A "Not-So-White Chicago Winter" or a Chicago Russian.

@carrisasteveinnes1596 Год назад

This is the good stuff. This is why I subscribed.

@StalinM41 Год назад

Possible name suggestions: Windy Russian, Windy City Russian, Chicago Russian Bear, Pain, Gang Russian, Deep Dish Russian, Oil & Water Russian, Toilet Pressure Water, Russian Badger (wait that's taken by another youtuber), Stalingrad (another complete cluster), Battle of the Kursk (heavy hitters duking it out, in a glass), or just Cyka Blyat

@caesurabreak3528 Год назад

in leu of recent events (and judging by your reaction to the taste) it should be called a dead Russian. kinda suiting since dead corpses smell sweet before the rot smacks the olfactory right out of your nose

@yackbuttertea Год назад

Darker than a dark steers tuchus on a moonless night

@peterlawson1280 2 месяца назад

Why aren't people watching this? This is great

@jumpingjeffflash9946 10 месяцев назад

He delays the drinking of Malort in much the same way I delay taking the stuff for my colonoscopy. I love this channel and the smarminess he has.

@vectorgen Год назад

I love Malört and i'm often down with these Malört mixology attempts, but this one made me throw up in my mouth a little.

@stevejackson9952 Год назад

Sad Chicago Moo Juice in the dumpster with Pedro.

@GeminiStars Год назад

White Deep Dish. Snowy Malort. Chicago Winter. Porcelain Sewer. Mal Flurry! ha ha ha ha ha ha

@nrpbrown Год назад

Oh no, I didn't read the full title and was excited to see you make a white Russian but I am so sorry.

@MCYonazz Год назад

The Blight Russian! Figured this one would be terrible.

@SneakyMacSneak Год назад

A drink that foul deserves it's own name. I dub this concoction the Poo-Hoo.

@surcettinr2600 Год назад

Actually your description sounds like "White Chicagoan" is the best name

@It-b-Blair Год назад

“El duderino, if you’re not into that whole… brevity thing” gets me every time Fantastic video again have you ever tried making a “death on the beach”? Malort + s3x on the beach? And I second the other wondering how it pairs with absinthe 😸👍👍

@waruisakka89 Год назад

I think we need to get Prescott a bottle of kaoliang liquor.

@Rob_1689 Год назад

YES I'VE BEEN SCREAMING FOR THIS THANK YOU

@NetInitialYield Год назад

any chance you get on to some of the Chinese Baijiu's like Er Guo Tou or Maotai? hail the new rulers

@icebergpreservation5164 Год назад

Definitely a green russian

@catherinegalloway6821 Год назад

Malört Tonic 👀

@oddjob_banks Год назад

You can tell he hates this because there's lots of talking, a lot less sipping.

@dontron810 Год назад

Call it a Yellow Floe , taste like someone pissed in that Russian snow

@raindegrey9429 Год назад

We are, in fact, quite entertained 😂

@thefuzzman Год назад

I noticed he didn't dump the rest of the drink. Going back for seconds? 😂

@TheArtofDyingTogether 7 месяцев назад

Very much entertained

@jordansamuels9135 Год назад

Malort martini might be interesting to see.

@mikececconi2677 Год назад

A Lebowski-ski.

@zenergetic_8299 Год назад

We need a Mai-Tai. Malortai

@KingLightningSR Год назад

It has to be called a Bitter Chicago. Just a nasty, creamy, hate-filled concoction

@dza613 Год назад

"He fixes the cable?"

@djaric 10 месяцев назад

You're out of your element! (with malort) 😆

@joemomma4206 Год назад

Is Buttspoon a new recurring character?

@AuraXars Год назад

Think we need a malört basil smash

@cmsweitzer1 Год назад

Have we done a Mojito with Malort yet?

@jonstack8740 Год назад

Oh, I am entertained.

@PulsePersonalTraining Год назад

That's a nice shirt, PV3.

@chrisoffutt8968 Год назад

Maybe start playing around with absinthe cocktails to replace the malort or use it in place of bitters in others.

@cowboycole.4554 Год назад

Come onnn, malort sour, let's see it

@JDalkiii85 9 месяцев назад

“This aggression will not stand, MAN!!!”

@Idbuythatforadollar05 Год назад

Corpse Reviver #2 with Malört instead of Gin

@zachhayes4800 Год назад

Snowy Chicago

@BoneistJ Год назад

A Chicago with Creme

@christianoliver3572 Год назад

Call it a Czech STOP? Maybe a White Pole?? There's more where these came from

@raindegrey9429 Год назад

"it really tied the room together"

@seansterling5322 Год назад

What you didnt see was the spoon dissolving off camera...

@electricconner Год назад

This is the Dirty Sox

@WD.909 Год назад

I made this a few months ago thinking it would be tasty seeing it requires heavy cream and coffee, but it was as gross as it sounds.

@scottlife1697 Год назад

I say we call it "big mistake V15.0"

@herberttlbd Год назад

Vodka float

@Onoma314 Год назад

Try it with some Unicum

@srh667 Год назад

This aggression will not stand. Its a White Flussian. Careful, man, there's a beverage here! Loved when he flipped off the mannequins.

@philkelsen3872 Год назад

PV3 you certainly understand how to induce a gag reflex, purely through your body language!

@bryantq3740 Год назад

You poor dude… I’d want you to stop this madness but not before I come up with my suggestion for a drink… coming soon (maybe)

@jessicafarris4590 Год назад

A Malort Pickle Back. Apologies in advance.

@Illinoi5 Год назад

Malort Mixology Cuba Libre

@MrGothicruler666 Год назад

More Malort

@davidp2888 Год назад

Your guts are hurting from 💩 while my guts are hurting from laughing so hard. But certainly not at your expense, PV3. Not at all.

@ringding1000 Год назад

I just happy I have Covid and not Malort in my gut.......

@BigBear21740 10 месяцев назад

Being from out east, I had no idea what Malort was. When you google it, It says that it's a famously challenging to drink with the flavor that includes notes of gasoline grapefruit sweet wax fire oil and bitters. It's the unofficial drink of Chicago? What the hell are you all doing out there?