Your like this one Kevin. Way back in the 70s I parked my car near a bar that two Maltese brothers I new owned. Had A couple of pints . came out and got in my car. (naughty, naughty ) looked over my shoulder and there was some beach stuff, including a coloured beach ball. It wasn't my car. I got out and found mine a little further up the road. It was a Ford Escort.they were notorious for the keys fitting other Escorts. Woops !! I think that Malta would now be, to me unrecognisable after 46 years.
Be aware..cheap pints weak and diluted. As in all inclusive holidays..booze is tampered with.Can drink 20 lagers no problem on site,pay for bottled beer..3 or 4 can feel the difference..