man plays with some thicc seal pups [Part 0.9] 

Yeah that was so fuckin weird 😂

Why do they feel the need to do that... So uncomfortable hahaha

Tbh I prefer the subbed. Much more emotion there.

It’s supposed to be like he’s looking back on the experience and giving his commentary

I imagine he was laughing but the microphone didnt pic it up well so they dubbed it in.

C a g e d B i r d C a l a m i t y 😭

On the contrary; the seals--recognizing warmth as an asset--readily cuddle up to the human precisely because he's warm, just like a cat does. Neither animal knows or particularly cares what the hell you "are" (any more than they know what THEY "are"), but they're social creatures willing to accept that you're harmless and warm. Good enough. This is the Arctic. Cuddle time.

Do you know why they’re fat Their blubber keeps them warm

Seals speak in old English? That makes them cooler tbh

@@harveywallbanger3123 well i think they know who they are just they can't really tell that and besides mirrors are kinda hard to tell its you for a second

Which answers my question how long can filmers and others resist baby animals looking at them, all cute and shit.

What neck?

0:42 there you go

1:56 this one too

That’s the way they play

I think it's belly, but not ass

Where is your ass located on your body?

Selkie moment

They have begun to molt PPPFTF!

Lololol

Farting makes me happy

They're not even round...

Øverhauł that’s why there so cute

😂😂😂

😂😂😂😂😂😂.

Oof!

Oh yeah takes me back! To when my older brothers sat on me and farted lol

@@janieerichardson *

your cats purr by doing fart sounds???

@@mario927265 lol

I don't know about the kitties you've heard but I think they need help

I think you should just put your cat down if it sounded like this lol

the replies 🤣🤣🤣 I’M WHEEZING

Dead meme

@JayLeeBeanz this is south Georgia Island, people haven't lived there since whaling ended.

Caer Bannog Haha dead meme go brrrrrr

@JayLeeBeanz Exactly, I'm not gonna interact with one given the chance irl, but this videos is still sooooo cuteee

@JayLeeBeanz it appears to be an inborn trait which. doesn't require reinforcement. Dozens of animal species have gone extinct due to their inborn lack of fear of other animals.

Except dogs are assholes compared to these

I always thought it was just a domestic dog that lives in the water.

They are water dogs

God just ran out of land space for dogs and made a format for the water that's all

@@Mysillyium I think you might be on to something

thank god i didn't read this when drinking a soda.

josh19941016 lol. I imagine you would have made a snort befitting a baby elephant seal

I just found your comment as it was being played

Good times, those childhood days, fond memories

And so was your family🙄

@TcZ lol damn not 90%😂 but you're not wrong

But they are fully wheened and independent 🤷‍♂️ your joke crashed for me in lap 1 🤷‍♂️

Lucky mothers never attacked.

@@GregorioStyreco "Timmy can you please stop over thinking things and eat your chicken nuggies"

Yeah like go 'head human, have fun until lunchtime...

"execute order 66"

Yeah

You're right

Indeed.

I wanna be a water sausage handler 😭

Me 😂😂💀💀

I'm fucking dead. 🤣

Lol

That is not their final form!

OMG ITS BEAUTIFUL HAHA🤣🤣

I CANT AHAHH

Please Replace wATcH mE with _Observe_

“Moments like this take me back to my own childhood” What kind of fucked up siblings did this nut job have?

@@colin-campbell He was raised by a seal you idiot. Watch the full documentary; before you make ignorant comments

AS A SCIENTIST YEA

It's for science

That shit cracked me up lol

This is no sneeze This a *s n o r f*

I keep rewatching this scene I love it sm 🥺💖

*AUUGGGNMMFFFT*

1:05.

🤣🤣🤣

Nadia Caesar he does sound like one

Naruto clothes?

Sonna wake janeee yo

Nadia Caesar anime is for the super cringy people of the world.

Why did you steal my picture

1000th like 👍

I don't remember that song

therealhenryfondle are you challenging me child

Legit sounds like a LEGO Star Wars death sound

Yall ever eat so many pizza roles you fart through your sheets?

Yes, nature can be cruel, molting when all you have are 4" flippers.

@@TheMr5x LOL!!!

Lmao I’m glad I’m not the only one that found that funny. I had to check the comment section after hearing that just to see if anybody acknowledged it.

So every puppy, just follow me

Thiago Maeda Casanova Because you feel so itchy, without me

Ian Rushing Now this looks like a job for me

@@wateryoudoing3597 So all the seals, just follow me

Cause it feels so itchy without me

Coconut ScienceGirl92 XDDDD

Just in case you "I changed my comment so none of these replies makes sense" , the original comment was -->"he's a funny looking orange seal but we like him!"

That nigga not orange

But seals are colorblind

[thicc seal theme song]

Just what I was thinking.

Especially when warn you about farts

*atomic sneeze*

[strange re-recording of him laughing]

Corey Bullock 😂😂😂😂

I thought that was a fart! That guy better be careful, he will get farted on!

0:28 Halp! I need milk!

it was more like a big long burp if you ask me xD

I fucking dread seeing this old ass meme.

prettyinink Just finger blast them to show dominance.

prettyinink i cried reading this

I can’t tell if this is a unknowing comment from a only child or a comment from the youngest in the family....

@@-bepsico- pleas tell me your talking about the siblings not the seals

@@peanutgallery5427 lol

OwO

UwU

;)

They arent littol btw bruh

_( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)_

The female elephant seals r very calm,relax,and friendly and while the males r very aggresive and brutal,they r weddell seals that very calm just lik those female elephant seals

Is that a reference to something?

So round! So firm! So fully packed!

Sea poops

@@afriendlybearlad8732 not as cute

I keep replaying 😂😂 it's so cute and hilarious

Me when I eat Chipotle...

*[atomic sneeze]*

Woah! What was that *noise?!* Damn mallards...

lmfao demonic fart is 100% accurate

I thought the thicc ones were blessing him with the song of their people. 🤣💨

@@klm_shadow Reminds me of how the humpback whale's songs can be heard for up to 100 miles underwater. Just imagine if they ripped a big one...

@@treborironwolfe978 That is how tsunami's happen. XD

Shit scared me too, sounded like one mean fart. That was definitely a butthole wrecker right there, damn.

*Atomic Sneeze* buahahahahah

i think we would all pack up to see them thicc boi's :3

Not if i get there first!

I am on a jetski

Lol

@@thisislaflaretv5250 Where r u guyz? I am here now, standing in front of the house. Update me plz tnkz

Land human? Then what's a sea human

"Pet me puny humans!"

@@dragonking4851 Mermaid 😂

"And in truth, I can no longer discern the distinctions myself. Now I must go out and be with my people. Fore us seals must bulk up if we are to survive the winter."

“Month 4: EEEEEGGGGGGGGGGGGG!! *sneezes and farts*”

“Day 1: i have spotted what seems to be our missing photographer.. pretending to be a seal. I must pretend to be a seal to get closer”

Day 102 i have now become the alpha male of the group, i also mated with a female

azt mondod?

What ?

1:04

@@ToyGuruMan Because of the noise ? I don't get it, sorry. :/

@@shizukagozen777 it's because my girl, it sounds like a fart

@@freddimaus Thanks. I wasn't sure. I thought it literally shat itself and since the time is right between two pictures, I couldn't tell which one I was supposed to look at and I couldn't see anything anyway. I would have never guessed it was all about that seal coughing. 😅😂

😂😂

😂

🤣🤣

If you comment with any type of emoji, or lol, ur a virgin

@@arson8265 😥

_😂_

I can't breathe

Hahahaha I don't understand why this comment isn't the most liked

@@McArthur-qn7kj Because it isn't that funny to many people.

yes. Sounds like Mario thwomp sound lol

Are you counting that guy who was attacked by a herd of golden retriever puppies...?

Limi V I’m allergic to dog fur 🤧

@@larneclown6295 That should be officially recognized as a physical and emotional disability. So very sorry you must endure that

@@limiv5272 Agreed. Here's his F.

Limi V yes, and when I see my friend’s dog I have to stay far away.

"Rush - YYZ but the drums are played on a thicc sea doggo"

*slappity slap slap*

Lol! Now you got me curious as well

*Africa by TOTO on seals plays*

That's why I clicked. I read it as "plays the thicc seal pups"

Ether Nano Literally me rn

Ig students

Ether Nano Yooo haha I have a exam in about too

You don't spell thick like that

Dude same

I almost died reading this.

:O Why you on me birb?

Switch the cuteness to sweetness for it to make sense and then the joke would be good🤗

I’ve read that with the voice of David Attenborough.

I heard it as "Back at Earth" and had to go back and listen to it again

😆😆😆😆😆😆

This comment is so underrated I'm so sorry

....not from...The Humans

Lmao this fuckin joke made me snort water hahahaha

wait till you smell and hear them fart then..

sailaab ... lord have mercy

@@sailaab LOL

*+Random User ji* wikipedia.org/wiki/-ji _ /|\_ 🙇 our species (Homo Sapiens) may not have a monopoly on *many* things we can do, we think we've exclusivity over.

Yes, but sadly they cannot reach to scratch as many itches as us.

I heard Jenna marbles voice reading nah beech 🥺

*God was very proud that day*

I dont think they can breath underwater.

Wtf

They don’t breathe underwater but i assume it was a joke

*Prototype dog*

Shaman King profile picture! 😎👌🏼 I see you are a person of culture.

Same here, I got excited for nothing

Mr. mystery that’s what I though too

Oh c’mon now, you were HOPING he was gonna drum on their bellies! It’s ok, we all were.

Same I'm weird lmao

I would say thanks for the likes in an edit but i don t wanna ruin the comment. This is the most likes i ve gotten so far on yt.

Is. is that... a JoJo's reference 😱

Aye ain’t that motherf**king JoJo reference? Wrryyyy

Yare Yare Daze

Wait it's your bday today?

Jesus is not son of god or even a god, he is a Prophet

@@alahmad430 No he is The Word Of God made flesh. Gods word always existed hence Jesus is God.

Al Ahmad Mohammed isn’t even a prophet

good one @nivedlaxsea

A wild Filing cabinet Most mammals (including marine mammals) have an innate instinct to bond by "cuddling". The seal was essentially saying "I trust you, let's be friends"; it also was possibly asserting dominance over what it may have perceived as a smaller seal.

@@p1nkfreud "i like but u smol seal i big scary seal ok?"

Aussie Marine plus they’re cute which makes it even better

They're just like those land whales that move around with wheels in strange places called a Whall Mert.

@@John-X except not as cute...

Like me.

@@John-X Gorl.

more like *fart

Shut the fuck up

Nawt fatt just thicc

Very orginal comment go fuck yourself

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1:04

L'egg

@ No, malt is the correct terminology. Seals in refular contact with humans usually begin consuming a milkshake-based diet, for extra roundness. This makes their farts smell like vanilla, which is colloquially called "malting."

UHH!

You mean moult?

I can't wait to eat one 😀

@@DefeatLust I don't know why I lost it when you said that lol

@@nerdoroni lmao, thanks homie