ColeVecsion It really does feel like one person wanted to make a comedy, but another person wanted to make a horror movie. So you get a confused mess that has no idea what it wants to be.
+Nightpony inRface I felt more bad for Cujo than anything...he's just a dog who otherwise is pretty nice but gets rabies and is in agony. Could be that I read the book before seeing the movie and much of it is from Cujo's perspective so I had a bit more of a connection to the poor dog. I just wanted him to get better more than die though.
***** It's not too bad. It's just a clip of a goblin/goblin-like creature blowing a horn. It's from a movie that Phelous reviewed that had a scene where someone is found guilty of rape and that goblin blows a horn at the side of the court.
I'm already 7 minutes in and laughing a lot. I kinda wish the dog was really saying these things in the funny dog voice in the movie so it'd be part wacky talking dog movie and part serious. It'd be an amazing movie that way
I remember getting terrified over the cat scene with this movie. I was just a little kid channel surfing and saw THAT. I still can't watch it even when I know it's stupid
Don't feel too bad... I ran across that scene as a kid, too, and even for how fake looking and over the top it was, it still bothered me. I think it's because it was so over the top, I can't stand seeing scenes where they show the animal, or it's stand-in puppet being harmed. The same point can be made just as effectively by showing it's missing, or with an implication.
If he only realized the brake wasn't working until he was out of town heading toward a truck I don't think he needs the dog's help to get himself killed
Please tell me you're knowingly making a reference to the film "The Uninvited." The film about an evil cat living inside another, slightly nicer cat. Because that movie crossing over with this one would be AMAZING
Those cops had every reason to get scared when Lance Henriksen's character freaked out. Nothing's more dangerous than Lance Henriksen when he's let off his leash! Haven't you ever seen Tron: Uprising?
Does anybody realize this movie is like a mind fuck to the head? I mean in a way that the female protagonist wanted to take care of a mutant dog who raped another dog, swallowed a cat whole, pissed acid on the boyfriend and in the end she is so sad the dog died. Seriously that is the type of thought I had when Phelous reviewed this thus I never seen it but still this movie just looks like one of those WTF kind of movies did I watch?
I find it quite hilarious that they proved in a movie that a dog can be sexually harassed I am thinking that is not physically possible so I call bullshit lol
+craig l Usually I agree, but have you completely glossed over the fact that this particular dog killed several people, pissed acid on a dude's face after already trying to murder him, threatened a little kid, swallowed a cat whole, and raped another dog?
So I'm not sure if anyone else felt this way, but I'm a HUGE dog person, so when they first revealed what Max looks like, I was way too distracted by how adorable he was to listen to the plot or, whatever the renegade reporter was talking about. I mean, look at him! He's soooooooooooo cute!
@@lunaticchannel2518 indoraptor is kinda cooler cause he's an imperfect copy, which makes him much more like a traditional horror monster with how you can see stuff like scales flaking off and all.
The film WAS going for the comedy route, but it didn't make the animals talk. If the dog could speak, though, it would probably say something like what Phelous was saying.
Fun fact about this movie: it's from the director of Child's Play 2. 0:39- Uh, Phelous, I think you got the film genres switched. =P 4:35- Face it, breakfast is ruined. 7:36- Oh hai, profile picture. You look so sexy today, ha? 9:24- Thank god Lupa reviewed Heidi 4-Paws so I can get that joke. The use of the Bulk and Skull theme fits perfectly with the dopey dog catchers. 11:55- And that's why dogs chase cats. =D 13:52- The dog rape scene is so shocking, even the Rape Horn guy was scared enough not to blow said horn. 22:49- I love it whenever Phelous get angry at the music HE PUT IN.
*Processes the information* "You are tearing me apart John Lafia... Oh hai SpeedyEric1." "Chicken Rape Horn Guy, you just too chicken. Cheep cheep cheep cheep cheeeeueeeh."
Clearly the acid piss, extendable claws, and chameleon abilities came from the raptor DNA. You know, because Max is essentially the Indomitous REX of this movie, eh? EH? I’m sorry. I’m so sorry.Also, the unnecessary rape horn still blew in my heart during this review... wait, no, I should rephrase that. Too bad I’m not going to.
If you want to make a killer dog, why do you take the cuddliest, cutest and most adoreble one you can find? I mean, was there no Dobermans trained for stunts in movies to find just then or what?
Maybe it’s the same logic as this dialogue exchange from “The Big Bang Theory”: Sheldon: I recently read that during World War Two, Joseph Stalin had a research program to create supersoldiers by having women impregnated by gorillas. Howard: What a sick use of science. Raj: Hey, as long as the baby's healthy. Amy: I wonder if Stalin considered any other animals. Leonard: Hippos are the deadliest creature. A half-human, half-hippo soldier would be pretty badass. Howard: Yes, but when they're hungry-hungry, you can stop them with marbles. Sheldon: Yeah, the correct animal for interspecies supersolider is koala. You would wind up with an army so cute it couldn't be attacked.
Fun Fact for all of you people that didnt know but those who have seen the movie Friday, there was a scene where the dad was watching the TV and that movie was playing at the part with the mailman getting killed by the dog
Speaking on the dog rape scene, I am shocked by the lack of "rape horn" to follow that scene. Yeah, it's a tired gag but it is just perfect for what I just saw.
+Conqueror714 I think it probably would have worked just as well, had he used the Troll 3 clip in a similar manner as in the animated Jekyll and Hyde review, only Phelous actually does not let it continue after stopping it midway. Even so, I always assumed that the “rape horn” gag was specifically created by Phelous to mock movies for throwing the serious subject of rape into their narratives completely out of nowhere in such an inappropriate/awkward/tasteless way. So using that Troll 3 clip might still work.
Mark Cobuzzi Yeah that’s actually the reason why I think the rape horn gag should of been used. Just like for other inappropriate attempts at a rape gag like carrot rape or screwdriver rape or To Boldly Flee . . . fuck, I shouldn’t have mentioned that.
+BigK13372 I actually forgot most of “To Boldly Flee” over the years, but then with the whole controversy coming up with the Google Doc, I found out exactly what you were talking about. WTF!
*gasp* Phelous was possessed the whole time 🤣 Good to know where the profile picture is from😎 Also love the voice you gave the dog😜and the slapstick reactions 🤣 9.9.22
To be fair, animal control is part of our local police department. It wouldn't surprise me if they listen to the same feed as the normal police. And given the fact anyone in my area can pick up a scanner and listen in as well, even if they weren't issued the ability to listen in, they probably still could.
Eh, at least Lance Henriksen always picks horror and science fiction as movies he stars in, even if he's in a bad movie at least he has a consistent tone and genres. What someone shameless? Christopher Lloyd. Go look up his IMDb page. My fucking god has he accepted to be in so many turds for a paycheck. Malcolm McDowell also went from Alex from "A Clockwork Orange" to rubbish like that "Fist of the North Star" live action movie, Tank Girl, Milk Money and the fucking Mr Magoo film. And even Robert De Niro and Anthony Hopkins said yes to a lot of shit that makes you cry "You were Taxi Driver and Hannibal Lecter, what the fuck are you doing?!?"
@@DeepEye1994 have you seen Jaws 4: The Revenge? It has Michael Caine in it, in a role he has admitted several times that he took only for the paycheck, which he used to build a nice house. You can tell because he clearly doesn’t give a 💩 about anything going on in the film, and there’s actually a scene where Jaws tries to attack him and his reaction is just a casual “Oh 💩”. And it’s because he was still filming his scenes that he wasn’t able to accept his first Academy Award in person.
From what I can tell Max is a Tibetan mastiff which look more like dire wolves than real wolves, they really are pretty scary when they aren't shaved like Max is. So enjoy that pointless bit of info.
What was that thing encased in glass? 12:10 WTF?! Now I'm glad I never saw this movie because I like cats, and I don't like movies that shows a cat being harmed.
I've seen and read Cujo. I have made my way through several books of both King and Koontz. This is one of the most disturbing things I have seen in a while -including 'I piss on your grave'. Just...unsettling.
Damn, if they'd actually made a sequel, they could have cashed in on that stupid Air Buddies series and just had a hoard of puppies rampaging through a city. five-star opportunity, missed!
Fun Fact! This movie was featured in a scene from the 1995 cult classic comedy Friday, directed by F Gary Gray and starring/written by Ice Cube. That is all.