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A few people requested it, so I tweaked the original video to make this hour-long version. Enjoy!
Better late than never, but thanks for 1K subscribers! It's a small milestone but I always appreciate the feedback and support, especially because this channel started more of an experiment than anything else.
Stay healthy out there, don't let Nurgle win.
The Emperor Protects
The audio is from the NO MORE NAZIES Wolfenstein II: The New Colossus Trailer.
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@kurtengel4652
@kurtengel4652 4 года назад
-Commissar orders Retreat ->Kriegsman executes commissar for cowardice
@josefobrien5033
@josefobrien5033 4 года назад
That has to get animated
@deltozilla987
@deltozilla987 3 года назад
To be honest if a non-Krieg commissar is assigned to any Krieg regiment it would be the Krieg guardsmen that would act like commissars instead of the other way around
@mr.techaky7655
@mr.techaky7655 3 года назад
@@deltozilla987 I pitty the poor fucking non-Krieg commissar commanding a Krieg regiment...
@michaeltoonen7187
@michaeltoonen7187 3 года назад
ful marchs now!!!
@jakehughes6087
@jakehughes6087 3 года назад
Could you imagine a Krieg Commissar on a non Krieg Regiment, the number of cowardice executions would be legendary
@comradetonk8280
@comradetonk8280 4 года назад
When the regiment you are fighting is displaying astartes levels of “I don’t give a shit”.
@commissarrichardson2715
@commissarrichardson2715 4 года назад
We train for these scenarios we never show fear because we need to repent for our ancestors sins
@mpcrauzer
@mpcrauzer 4 года назад
@@commissarrichardson2715 do you think the emperor already have forgive krieg for their mistakes?
@commissarrichardson2715
@commissarrichardson2715 4 года назад
@@mpcrauzer no only in our deaths are we forgiven
@raphaelagpaoa3574
@raphaelagpaoa3574 4 года назад
@@mpcrauzer I think he forgave them the moment they survived the battle for Krieg
@Methyll
@Methyll 4 года назад
@@raphaelagpaoa3574 nah if what we know of how divinity and worship works in the 40K universe, then no the Emperor will only forgive them when they die. Since Gods in the 40K Universe are shaped based on the Material worlds emotions and interpretation of them, and such ideas only solidify grow stronger with more worshipers. Its actually likely that this is the case that they will not be forgiven until they literally die in combat, and given the fatalistic nature of Imperial beliefs in general that goes the same to the rest of the Imperium just with less extreme compared to the Death Korp. In a way the Humanity kind of damned themselves.
@radekpriborskyjr.4797
@radekpriborskyjr.4797 4 года назад
If this regiment has 500 thousands soldiers it will be 40 kilometres long. So, this is only part of it. We need 10 hours video.
@TheMetaxes
@TheMetaxes 3 года назад
hold my beer
@JimboobSherwood
@JimboobSherwood 3 года назад
That’s a very funny idea you have thinking a krieg regiment is a full strength on a planet with an active war zone. If they aren’t reduced by a third within the first week of an engagements the men would revolt.
@generalvictorironraven.1347
@generalvictorironraven.1347 3 года назад
A standard regiment of imperial guard can be anywhere from 1,000 to 10,000 men. A standard kreig regiment can be anywhere from 100,000 to 125,000 My rough calculation has them moving at about eight men a second. At which rate you would need a four-hour long video to depict a single regiment crossing that single stretch of land.
@A-Very-Confused-Korva
@A-Very-Confused-Korva 4 года назад
Kriegsmen Regiment: Runs our of ammo Heretic: Yes, they ran out ammo! Kriegsmen: Grabs shovels Heretic: Oh fuck, they’re out of ammo!
@andrewbrown8893
@andrewbrown8893 4 года назад
Finally, ASMR for the proper Emperor fearing soul.
@hellraiser341
@hellraiser341 4 года назад
I laughed harder than I should have
@tolerdanu
@tolerdanu 4 года назад
The Emperor protects.
@derdingsreturnsnochmal5177
@derdingsreturnsnochmal5177 4 года назад
Für Krieg, für das Reich, für den Kaiser!
@coltonberry985
@coltonberry985 4 года назад
Andrew Brown FÜR Das Kaiser, Und Krieg!
@winnietheboogaloo4584
@winnietheboogaloo4584 4 года назад
Only the enemies of humanity need fear the emperor
@TheSeanoops
@TheSeanoops 4 года назад
Childhood is wanting Star Trek to be the future. Adulthood is realizing that it will be like 40k. The Emperor protects.
@mr.techaky7655
@mr.techaky7655 3 года назад
*Sharpens E-tool with Krieging intent*
@gameplaysuffering1620
@gameplaysuffering1620 3 года назад
"forget the promise of progress and understanding"
@wastemancentral5040
@wastemancentral5040 3 года назад
Nope, Star Wars to be the future
@psycho_banana6665
@psycho_banana6665 3 года назад
FOR THE EMPEROR
@donkface8509
@donkface8509 3 года назад
Then I can't wait for 3001 when a 9 foot tall man denounce my faith and bio genetically enhance me to go and fight some stink aliens and reunite with his sons
@juliangonzales3490
@juliangonzales3490 4 года назад
I commented on a 1 hour version of the krieg marching a few days ago and my wish came true. Glory to the Emperor!
@spartanluna1176
@spartanluna1176 4 года назад
Can we possibly get a 24 hour one.
@commissarrichardson2715
@commissarrichardson2715 4 года назад
That would be good
@mr.sadbox2725
@mr.sadbox2725 4 года назад
The Emperor protects!
@nepthys1
@nepthys1 4 года назад
@@mr.sadbox2725 and the kriegs attack
@ethanwible3928
@ethanwible3928 4 года назад
The Emperor protects, Brother.
@lookatthepicture4107
@lookatthepicture4107 4 года назад
The thing is... A single regiment of Kriegs could actually take 10 hours to pass before you completely
@zachg2410
@zachg2410 4 года назад
They are already marching the width of the planet my good sir
@michaelthayer5351
@michaelthayer5351 4 года назад
Is that longer than the regiment lasts in offensive operations?
@ernestconnorgoff4976
@ernestconnorgoff4976 4 года назад
Kek Gorilla marching in narrow columns hides numbers, Napoleon used that tactic against the British
@lookatthepicture4107
@lookatthepicture4107 4 года назад
@@ernestconnorgoff4976 I don't think is posible to hide a Krieg regiment
@ernestconnorgoff4976
@ernestconnorgoff4976 4 года назад
Look at the picture Oh definitely not. But still, it’s like an armored train smashing into enemies defenses. Plus if the enemy can only shoot at 20 Kriegsmen at a time, the other 9,980 won’t die instantly
@devaneyjohn5349
@devaneyjohn5349 4 года назад
Traitor Officer: We are killing those Krieg Guardsmen at a ratio of 10 to 1. Chaos Cultist: Then it's a stalemate. Officer: What makes you say that? Cultist: Because we see the fact that we kill ten of them in exchange for one of ours as a success. They see the fact that one enemy dies to every ten of their men as acceptable, since it means that they just have to outnumber us eleven to one to win. Officer: but that's madness! Cultist: You are right. Everyone else would care about the ten. The Krieger only ever care about the one.
@nerogeckomusic7616
@nerogeckomusic7616 4 года назад
Since when are chaos cultist logical creatures?
@Fyrebrand18
@Fyrebrand18 4 года назад
NeroGeckoMusic Have you seen the Blood Pact? They’re less Chaos Warband and closer to an Imperial Regiment in terms of force organisation, tactics and equipment.
@comandercarnis
@comandercarnis 4 года назад
@@Fyrebrand18 this is discounting rogue guard regiments that keep it together or ancient groups like the Prospero guard that have been around since the crusade or homebrew.
@commissarrichardson2715
@commissarrichardson2715 4 года назад
@@comandercarnis nobody should know quiet now heretic
@danielboatright8887
@danielboatright8887 4 года назад
Even the one doesnt matter, long as there is victory.
@bleugriffon9843
@bleugriffon9843 3 года назад
I'm afraid all my colleagues will think I'm totally nuts if they find out I've been listening to this on repeat all day for 3 months now. Frankly I find it very good to stay focused.
@juancogo2566
@juancogo2566 4 года назад
Normal people entering an April 2020
@inquisitorthomasdefinitely536
@inquisitorthomasdefinitely536 4 года назад
Juan Cogo normal people be scared warhammer fans be this
@aaronjohnson6488
@aaronjohnson6488 4 года назад
And yet I'm one of them and my favorite regiment is the death korp of krieg
@inquisitorthomasdefinitely536
@inquisitorthomasdefinitely536 4 года назад
Aaron Johnson yes we need 20 Regiments for a 17 year siege with a 90% Casualty rate
@aaronjohnson6488
@aaronjohnson6488 4 года назад
@@inquisitorthomasdefinitely536 Fuck it I will gladly give my life to purge heretics
@inquisitorthomasdefinitely536
@inquisitorthomasdefinitely536 4 года назад
Aaron Johnson good man
@ProdukcjaFilmowaNo3d
@ProdukcjaFilmowaNo3d 4 года назад
Teacher: Today we gona visit Verdun Girls: Awww... a boring place. Boys:
@shatterlife
@shatterlife 4 года назад
I'm more concerned that something stole the Commissar's sword every time he approached the camera. Ballsy move.
@commissarrichardson2715
@commissarrichardson2715 4 года назад
I found him and then shot him
@keatonliluye271
@keatonliluye271 4 года назад
Nay, it's just the Commisar pointing towards the battle with his sword. No on is brave enough to steal from a Commisar with a regiment of Kriegans nipping at his heels.
@mixtape9123
@mixtape9123 3 года назад
@@keatonliluye271 well probably rimmy or simpkin
@Careonovam
@Careonovam 3 года назад
Pretty sure this got posted elsewhere already, but... 1.25x speed : Oh shit, running late for the siege ! 1.5 x speed : Heresy detected ! 1.75x speed : The new shipment of Shovels and entrenching tools came ! 2 x speed : The emperor awakened and called for us !
@daedricmace919
@daedricmace919 4 года назад
“For one Death, 19 Regiments will come in Response, Were it merely Astartes, we might have have shown you Pity. Monster. Now we ask again, have you said your final words to the Daemonic “Gods” you so Gleefully worship?!”-Some Random Kriegsman journal
@crimsonitacilunarnebula
@crimsonitacilunarnebula 2 года назад
heh and death does not stop us rather it will bring us to get to fight battles alongside and with the divine emperor of mankind fighting after death is an honour for those who follow and devote their lives for the emperor not only fighting but living and guiding new generations of soldiers the greatest fear is to not to fight
@ArchineerRob
@ArchineerRob 2 года назад
I love, re-watching the clip, that you can see the moment a gun placement is hit with an explosion, the gun jerks up firing a few arcs of fire into the sky... Then a second later the new gunner drags it back down again. It's a great little detail that adds a lot of life into the background.
@unknowncreature
@unknowncreature 2 года назад
Ooooo.😳
@jesupcolt
@jesupcolt 4 года назад
"And that's when the dead men are marching again..."
@ulakrajewska
@ulakrajewska 4 года назад
That feeling when you win attrition warfare against Iron Warriors and Death Guard.
@stevenumphlett6730
@stevenumphlett6730 4 года назад
Some may question your right to destroy ten billion people. But those who understand realise that you have no right to let them live.' -In Exterminatus Extremi
@jeremydiaz9642
@jeremydiaz9642 4 года назад
How can the Imperium beat any nonfictional and fictional empires? *_It's birthrate._*
@chaosXP3RT
@chaosXP3RT 3 года назад
"Who are the Death Korps of Krieg?" Take the fanaticism of an imperial Japanese soldier from WWII and multiply it by like 10 then give him a WWI German soldier theme and there's hundreds of millions of men just like him. That's the Death Korps of Krieg
@avonthesageoc4980
@avonthesageoc4980 4 года назад
Fun fact this wasn't an edited version he actually had to cut 1 years worth of footage due to how massive this regiment was
@Troop3r666
@Troop3r666 4 года назад
55 Minutes Later: "Oh my Emperor, ARE WE THERE YET?!"
@perpetuallystupifiedexplor3631
@perpetuallystupifiedexplor3631 4 года назад
Me: gets Covid-19 The flintstones vitamin i took:
@thetechyitalian5360
@thetechyitalian5360 4 года назад
I was thinking about complaining that the walking animation was clunky. Then I remembered that these aren't men. They are killing machines.
@ServantOfOdin
@ServantOfOdin 4 года назад
How every retail-persons feels like every morning.
@andreasanti6821
@andreasanti6821 4 года назад
Me: falls asleep without blankets Mosquitoes:
@PetrusFrampus
@PetrusFrampus 4 года назад
The Monday to Friday Death March just got a new sound track.
@luked8873
@luked8873 4 года назад
What a lovely lullaby, the Emperor protects
@AdrianMartinez-ho6db
@AdrianMartinez-ho6db 4 года назад
The account of when the death Corp rained hell on a capital city for 5 years straight yet still continued to shell it two years after every in the city had been turned to ash
@Black-1ce
@Black-1ce 4 года назад
Commissar, I request you make an even longer version of this scene, simply because it is so sick (more angles, one following?) I know SFM, I know it's a bit to ask, but you underestimate the potential
@commissargurke
@commissargurke 4 года назад
I'll definitely consider it if enough people want it, but I'm also trying new stuff for variety/practice. Thanks!
@commissarrichardson2715
@commissarrichardson2715 4 года назад
@@commissargurke I do also fellow commisar
@themius-and-astaroth
@themius-and-astaroth Год назад
Yes please. More
@fabianmichaelgockner5988
@fabianmichaelgockner5988 4 года назад
Normal people (historical): "The prussian Army had a country." Warhammer fans: "The Emperors Army had a planet." (Did I got it right?)
@elpresidente5767
@elpresidente5767 4 года назад
The legion of krieg is heavily inspired by ww1 both french and german btw
@IAmAlpharius14
@IAmAlpharius14 4 года назад
@@elpresidente5767 are you sure about the french part? I dont see the kriegers ever surrendering.
@elpresidente5767
@elpresidente5767 4 года назад
@@IAmAlpharius14 yep Fighting for 305 days to defend a piece of land,even under massive shell they charged with bayonet enemy trenches So yhea death korp of krieg are also french inspired
@Nerdiness1985
@Nerdiness1985 4 года назад
@@IAmAlpharius14 That joke tends to be a sign that one knows very little of history.
@Xaevryn
@Xaevryn 3 года назад
Tyranids: "We're going to invade Krieg today" Death Korps: *happy gas mask noises*
@IronicallyNotEvil
@IronicallyNotEvil Год назад
Kommisar: First wave failed! Kriegers: Awww Kommisar: Second wave, advance! Kriegers: Yay!
@yadavragbir1208
@yadavragbir1208 3 года назад
Close your eyes After every second turn the volume up by 1 so it sounds like they're coming ever more closer
@TheDoodlez1111
@TheDoodlez1111 3 года назад
You know shit is about to happen when your unit is reinforced by Krieg Regiments
@rico5053
@rico5053 3 года назад
it's like that dialog for one of the guardsmen in Dawn of War II, "if one of us falls ten more will take his place." But for the Kriegs it's like, "If one of us falls ten-thousand more will take his place."
@freakyfishguy1692
@freakyfishguy1692 4 года назад
"Astartes make one loud bang with their drop pods. No chance to let the enemy know death is coming, we on the other hand..."
@ArkamasRoss
@ArkamasRoss 2 года назад
Sir, a scouting party has arrived from the left flank!
@lurker8593
@lurker8593 3 года назад
"You and what army!?" Kriegers: "Oh... Well shit."
@nicholasthompson1387
@nicholasthompson1387 4 года назад
The way they just calmly march to the hell storm of war just radiates "Zero fucks given".
@GFMBalu
@GFMBalu 3 года назад
0:12 " oh Firework, lovley" "Pah firework, i missed "
@shawnbond4624
@shawnbond4624 3 года назад
Kriegers…when literally drowning your foes in your blood is an act of worship.
@Geshiko-GuP
@Geshiko-GuP 3 года назад
FOR THE EMPEROR! HUMAN KIND SHALL SHINE ABOVE EVERYONE
@themius-and-astaroth
@themius-and-astaroth Год назад
Update. I used this sound and it scared the shit out of my players. Thanks!
@ashwatthtthaamaan5579
@ashwatthtthaamaan5579 Год назад
Emperor:so how did the commisar die? Kriegsman: He ordered a retreat and was suddenly shot in the head my lord
@pwnrzero
@pwnrzero 3 года назад
I just spent 70+ hours listening to this marching over the course of 3 weeks to pass an accelerated course. *The Emperor Protects*
@Centurionchristrian310
@Centurionchristrian310 4 года назад
It's all fun and games when you stop video and still hear marching
@ibraheemandmubashar9616
@ibraheemandmubashar9616 3 года назад
teacher:ok guys today we're taking a field to France girls: yay I can't wait to see the effiel tower me,the boys and the German kid as our leader:
@glacisp4484
@glacisp4484 4 года назад
when someone say "FOR THE EMPEROR"
@RockSplitter
@RockSplitter 4 года назад
A planet might have an army. The Death Korps is an army with a planet.
@thebarrellord.6683
@thebarrellord.6683 4 года назад
RockSplitter This describes The Death Corps so well.
@HelghastGrunt
@HelghastGrunt 4 года назад
I understand that Prussian reference.
@JeanLucCaptain
@JeanLucCaptain 4 года назад
CADIA: The planet broke before the guard did. KRIEG: We already broke the planet.
@halomov1
@halomov1 4 года назад
Kriegers and Chuck Norris.
@hypnofrezzefan
@hypnofrezzefan 4 года назад
@@JeanLucCaptain Well they Just Nuke em complete and later covered him complete in Trenches, Wire, Trenches and more wires. Along many many Billions Corpses. Any foe who dare to Invasion him, will soon expire the Terror of facing the Korps.
@theemperorofmankind9430
@theemperorofmankind9430 4 года назад
This bass is hitting harder than Horus' betrayal
@monarch9522
@monarch9522 4 года назад
Tell it how it is my lord
@ItsDaKoolaidDude
@ItsDaKoolaidDude 4 года назад
Whens the tts getting an upgrade, Emperor?
@commissarrichardson2715
@commissarrichardson2715 4 года назад
Bless the emperor he has returned what are my orders
@nobody920
@nobody920 4 года назад
that sounds a lot like heresy. no true imperial should know how the betrayal sounds like. i think i should talk to my neares kommissar
@commissarrichardson2715
@commissarrichardson2715 4 года назад
@@nobody920 it's the emperor don't call the emperor a heretic heretic
@JT-ho6rp
@JT-ho6rp 4 года назад
One of the best moment in all of 40k lore is when a krieger captain told an Ultramarine captain that he could use his men as a shield to protect a land raider because the landraider was worth more than a krieg soldier. the ultramarine was utterly horrified. lol
@dillonjamesant3535
@dillonjamesant3535 Год назад
Yes
@stain1095
@stain1095 Год назад
@@dillonjamesant3535 What story and chapter is this please
@darkjester53
@darkjester53 Год назад
I love in the krieg novel how they ask them what their fighting strength is and they answer 60.000 immediately deployable. And when asked what their population is they just answer 60.000 again. When pointed out they mean civilians the Death Korps answer is there are no civilians on Krieg, only soldiers.
@Berserker3624
@Berserker3624 9 месяцев назад
Well he’s not wrong…
@Somtaaw101
@Somtaaw101 6 месяцев назад
@@stain1095Knight of Talassar, I don't recall the chapter off-hand but some Google-fu let me grab the quote off Reddit. ‘My men should be out there.’ It was the Krieg captain’s voice again. ‘No. I’m holding back our infantry,’ said Lucien, ‘until the biggest guns have been disabled. Then they might stand a chance of actually making it across that killing field to the enemy. That applies to Imperial Guardsmen and Space Marines alike. Right now, there’s nothing they can do out there but die.’ There was the briefest of pauses before the captain said, tonelessly: ‘That is what the Death Korps of Krieg does best.’ Lucien wasn’t sure he had heard correctly; but then, the captain continued, ‘Each shell that a Korpsman intercepts is a shell that doesn’t hit one of your tanks - which in turn means the tank can keep on firing. I have many hundreds of men and they are easily replaceable. You have only a handful of tanks and we cannot afford to lose them.’ He couldn’t argue with that logic. And wasn’t he also right? Human lives - the lives of Krieg men, especially, from what Lucien had heard tell of them - were the Imperium’s most expendable commodity. The Indestructible’s value, it seemed, was inestimable. He was right. The problem with his plan was that the Imperial tanks would find themselves pinned down, at the mercy of the star fort’s cannons, though possibly not for very long. If they could just do a little more damage themselves, thought Lucien, knock out a few more of those emplacements… It could mean the difference between a frustrating stalemate and a glorious victory - or perhaps, he had to admit to himself, a terrible defeat. It was the captain’s next words that convinced him: ‘My men are still at your disposal, Sergeant Lucien.’ He set his jaw grimly and gave the order. ‘All Imperial forces, full advance. Krieg infantry to take the vanguard and protect our tanks to the best of their ability. Artillery commanders, don’t stop until you reach the star fort’s walls and break them down. Ultramarines, bring up the rear, and be ready to board the Indestructible as soon as you see an opening. The Emperor is with us and, with his strength in our arms and his fury in our weapons, we can vanquish his enemies today and reclaim what is rightfully His. Courage and honour!’ He could do this, he thought. He could visit vengeance upon the upstart xenos, expunge the Imperium’s very public shame - and he could be the true hero of the story, after all.
@MrJustonemorevoice
@MrJustonemorevoice 4 года назад
The Kriegers march behind their commissar to prevent him from running.
@vitaliitomas8121
@vitaliitomas8121 4 года назад
More likely he march in front of them so they won't charge and die without need
@commissarrichardson2715
@commissarrichardson2715 4 года назад
@@vitaliitomas8121 that's our job in the korps
@JettMann8
@JettMann8 4 года назад
@@commissarrichardson2715 Doing the Emperor's Will, Commissar
@vitaliitomas8121
@vitaliitomas8121 4 года назад
@@commissarrichardson2715 sir, yes, sir
@Arelak
@Arelak 4 года назад
Aye, in fact they remain the only force in the galaxy to routinely execute their commissars for cowardice and a lack of faith. Now just let that sink in, the commissar is the one AFRAID of the GUARDSMAN because of the Kriegers unflinching zeal... Or as someone else once said about Krieg: "When the COMMISSAR is the voice of REASON in your ear, you know you have some pretty damned interesting priorities."
@Tarik360
@Tarik360 4 года назад
When 99% of your army is reinforcements.
@fabianmichaelgockner5988
@fabianmichaelgockner5988 4 года назад
In the sense of; "Screw you, Xenoths! We are coming in force! You can NOT stop us!" Is that what you mean?
@olofstrom9705
@olofstrom9705 4 года назад
Exactly! And the Xenos have no idea of what they have just entered
@zackwolf974
@zackwolf974 4 года назад
Krieg raises not regiments but armys
@Tarik360
@Tarik360 4 года назад
@Kek Gorilla my point exactly.
@whiteru55ian33
@whiteru55ian33 4 года назад
When 99% of your army is BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!!!!! SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE!!!! The remaining 1% can be witnesses to my carnage before I melt their minds mold their bodies, turning what’s left into my cultists
@toomuchsalt1190
@toomuchsalt1190 4 года назад
“Krieg doesn’t raise regiments. Krieg raises armies.”
@emperorconstantine1.361
@emperorconstantine1.361 4 года назад
Too Much Salt -Arch Warhammer. Good taste buddy.
@hypnofrezzefan
@hypnofrezzefan 4 года назад
So true. They can rival Orks. Maybe one das.
@helpmepls7154
@helpmepls7154 4 года назад
Need one regiment by next week? Have 20
@BD-vx9ht
@BD-vx9ht 4 года назад
No entire legions
@cnlbenmc
@cnlbenmc 4 года назад
Imagine Kreiger units that applied their dedication to the art of Blitzkreig, Drop Regiments or; A Kreig Space Marine Chapter.
@grandfadda2376
@grandfadda2376 4 года назад
"Sir we've killed their Commissar!" *"You did WHAT?!"* Edit: Thanks for the likes :D
@commissarrichardson2715
@commissarrichardson2715 4 года назад
If I say that that's not how I became a commissar then I would be lying
@publixmn2622
@publixmn2622 4 года назад
*Suddenly whole regiment charges*
@biowepcosmic
@biowepcosmic 4 года назад
No one can hold us back now.
@commissarrichardson2715
@commissarrichardson2715 4 года назад
@@biowepcosmic for krieg and the emperor
@commissarhunt8749
@commissarhunt8749 4 года назад
The Emperor protects
@leonhardthomasius8872
@leonhardthomasius8872 4 года назад
Comissar: why do you have a shovel Krieg: for graves comissar: for you or the enemy? Krieg: yes
@mixtape9123
@mixtape9123 3 года назад
Imagine a kriegsman throwing a shovel from 5 miles away and kills a chaos marine but miraculously hitting the throat
@kirillassasin
@kirillassasin 3 года назад
@@mixtape9123 it’s some kind of MW GAMEPLAY
@TheKing-qz9wd
@TheKing-qz9wd 3 года назад
@@mixtape9123 That Kreiger needs to join sone astartes if he's got a throwing arm like that. Who knows? Maybe he'll throw something through Abaddon's new plot armor?
@Zach.1809
@Zach.1809 2 года назад
@@mixtape9123 Jesus are the Kreigers god damn Olympians?
@mixtape9123
@mixtape9123 2 года назад
@@Zach.1809 it’s warhammer anything is fucking possible my guy
@Troglodytarum
@Troglodytarum 4 года назад
180 regiments of Kriegers. Not bad for the first wave.
@vincezockt127
@vincezockt127 4 года назад
scuse me WHAT
@spyman2899
@spyman2899 4 года назад
Not bad but we can improve those numbers
@StudlyFudd13
@StudlyFudd13 4 года назад
Those are rookies numbers. Gotta bump them up
@proudfirebrand3946
@proudfirebrand3946 4 года назад
Glitchtrap oh my apologies I meant to say, the *SCOUTING PARTY* OF THE. FIRST. WAVE..
@vincezockt127
@vincezockt127 4 года назад
@@proudfirebrand3946 YES MY BROTHER
@TheSinisterNeon
@TheSinisterNeon 4 года назад
Unironically, listening to the marching beat of the Death Korps of Krieg got me through my 10,000 word dissertation for my final year at uni. Whenever I felt myself lagging behind or desiring to quit, I would hear their marching feet and think to myself "What would a Kriegsman do?". Big thanks for making a 1hr version.
@JettMann8
@JettMann8 4 года назад
The Krieg march to victory. Be it martial, academic, intellectual, or spiritual. It doesn't matter, victory is victory. Terranis holds
@heckinmemes6430
@heckinmemes6430 4 года назад
How many trenches did you end up digging?
@helbrassen4576
@helbrassen4576 4 года назад
The marching beat is from Wolfenstein, it's when Nazis march.
@JettMann8
@JettMann8 4 года назад
@@helbrassen4576 Considering the Death Korps, that is apt
@tobedone4079
@tobedone4079 4 года назад
Charge at the dissertation with bajonet and shovel i think...
@officialeuladegenerate4035
@officialeuladegenerate4035 4 года назад
Calm down guys, we said "send more men than the enemy have bullets" Not "Send more men than the enemy have blood cells"
@tempsinger7418
@tempsinger7418 4 года назад
*Sad gas mask noises*
@toothpasteman3400
@toothpasteman3400 4 года назад
*still does it anyway*
@dadaleous9693
@dadaleous9693 4 года назад
🤷‍♂️ Yeah you go ahead and tell them Kreigians there not allowed on the battlefield...
@zkmk8593
@zkmk8593 4 года назад
@@dadaleous9693 thats like telling someone they are not allowed to breathe
@vincezockt127
@vincezockt127 4 года назад
@@dadaleous9693 they Just fucking storm the Front with shovels
@donmafia7221
@donmafia7221 4 года назад
Normal Guardsman: "Emperor protect me, I have been your loyal servant for so many years" Kriegsman: "May the mountain of our corpses earn a scrap of the emperors forgiveness"
@monarch9522
@monarch9522 4 года назад
When the xenos on the battlefield think the ground is shaking because of the incoming fire
@andrethibodeau3203
@andrethibodeau3203 4 года назад
*earth shaking noises* “Earthquake” “No captain, battle formations.”
@InquisitorBoomBoom
@InquisitorBoomBoom 4 года назад
Why is this earthquake has pattern? -Xenos
@bungwater1052
@bungwater1052 4 года назад
"sir we are surrounded" "Now we don't need to aim to shoot"
@commissarrichardson2715
@commissarrichardson2715 4 года назад
Well that is true
@nobody920
@nobody920 4 года назад
"seeems like a target rich envionment"
@heckinmemes6430
@heckinmemes6430 4 года назад
Excellent, fix bayonets.
@dionwoollaston5717
@dionwoollaston5717 4 года назад
Russian Bias fantastic, I abhor unfair battles
@manemperorofmankind8119
@manemperorofmankind8119 4 года назад
“Ideal conditions for a guardsmen
@OhSPY.
@OhSPY. 4 года назад
Emperor of Mankind: “Did you take the planet, Kriegsman?” Kriegsman: “Yes”. Emperor: “What did it cost you?” Kriegsman: “A single city block”.
@heinrichzemo4061
@heinrichzemo4061 4 года назад
Dammit should’ve been a full city
@grandforge6300
@grandforge6300 4 года назад
*"The crust of the entire surface."*
@kursedklown
@kursedklown 4 года назад
alternatively: Emperor: ''What did it cost you?'' Kriegsman: ''Yes.''
@TheRitari85
@TheRitari85 4 года назад
"What did it cost?" "Everything." "Was it worth it?" "By the Emperor, I will do it again."
@nicholasthompson1387
@nicholasthompson1387 4 года назад
@@kursedklown Omg, I love this comment xD
@tomaszzalewski4541
@tomaszzalewski4541 4 года назад
That feeling when mere mortals are much more terrifying than Khorne berserkers
@bohnebohne2228
@bohnebohne2228 3 года назад
When you see death korps of krieg charging a titan with bajonetts: BY THE EMPEROR WHAT WHY HOW
@aylix2137
@aylix2137 3 года назад
more familiar to reality, easier to imagine
@summerf1970
@summerf1970 3 года назад
When you are more scared of mere humans equipped with bolt action rifles and WWI gear than you are of SCP-096
@themius-and-astaroth
@themius-and-astaroth 3 месяца назад
@@bohnebohne2228worst part is when they win
@themius-and-astaroth
@themius-and-astaroth 3 месяца назад
@@bohnebohne2228I have a friend who plays death korp, and somehow, someway, I watched him beat 2 imperial knights
@Steelstriker
@Steelstriker 4 года назад
When I see this I dont see kriegsmen marching to battle. No. I see Commissar Gurke leading us guardsmen to glory.
@CT-Clone
@CT-Clone 4 года назад
I will follow the Commissar to the warp and back if i have to. We are the Imperial Guard and we do what we do best. We die standing!
@IJustKant
@IJustKant 4 года назад
Those aren’t just guardsmen, those are heroes of the Imperium.
@ThePilexstream
@ThePilexstream 4 года назад
I Just Kant The Emperor protects
@karath51
@karath51 4 года назад
The krieger are behind the commissar, not to follow his lead but to ensure he doesn't dare to retreat
@Ghost37545
@Ghost37545 4 года назад
If anyone wants to be in any other Regiment than Krieg, they're obviouslY a Heretic.
@Arelak
@Arelak 4 года назад
As someone else once said about Kriegers: "When the COMMISSAR is the voice of REASON in your ear, you know you have some pretty damned interesting priorities."
@paul-antonywhatshisface3954
@paul-antonywhatshisface3954 4 года назад
Ah yes the vaulted BattleMallet spoke truly
@paul-antonywhatshisface3954
@paul-antonywhatshisface3954 4 года назад
Ah yes the vaulted BattleMallet spoke truly
@Arelak
@Arelak 4 года назад
@Droxy 56 Nope, and trying to find one gets you shot for cowardice. Krieg plays hardball.
@S6261
@S6261 4 года назад
@@Arelak there is no hardball, there is no ball, only Krieg
@danielboatright8887
@danielboatright8887 4 года назад
@Droxy 56 I mean they can turn off once they die for the Emporer....
@guardsman2474
@guardsman2474 4 года назад
there are 3 things that you can watch forever: 1 how promethium flows 2 how heretics burn 3 how Krieg regiments March
@ekkovaan2261
@ekkovaan2261 4 года назад
A female voice: you forgot #4 the emperors (quite divine looking) abs A male voice from the distance: still pretty sure those are his ribs poking out
@commissarrichardson2715
@commissarrichardson2715 4 года назад
@@ekkovaan2261wtf heretic
@ekkovaan2261
@ekkovaan2261 4 года назад
@@commissarrichardson2715 do you mean the custodes or the sororitas
@commissarrichardson2715
@commissarrichardson2715 4 года назад
@@ekkovaan2261 both
@davecrupel2817
@davecrupel2817 3 года назад
@@ekkovaan2261 *HERETIC!!!!* _BLAM_
@mattwells5347
@mattwells5347 4 года назад
The guard have been besieging this damn hive city for 7 years, the enemy is gassing the trenches nonstop, it’s raining, there are chaos worshippers joining the fight, and that rain storm is slowly turning into a warp storm... Pretty much the perfect vacation resort for Krieg
@tempsinger7418
@tempsinger7418 3 года назад
Krieger: You know what would make this better? *Deadly gas covers the trenches* Krieger: Thank you God Emperor, thank you
@johnsugar3241
@johnsugar3241 3 года назад
Yes
@An_Inconvenience
@An_Inconvenience 3 года назад
Krieger looks out at the hellscape before him, lifting his shovel high a string of five words rang out over the perpetual apocalyptic drumfire of Vracks, "I LOVE MY FUCKING JOB!"
@Tuck-Shop
@Tuck-Shop 3 года назад
Accommodation was a poison gas filled muddy trench under constant bombardment and small arms fire. Regular raids and demonic incusions coupled with traitorous marines and masses of cultists. The full 5*s on Trivago.
@psycho_banana6665
@psycho_banana6665 3 года назад
Literally just the entirety of vraks is a krieg paradise
@carcotasu081
@carcotasu081 4 года назад
To be fitting to the lore of Warhammer, I picture every shot of the Commissar in front of the soldiers being a different regiment. Each shot, one regiment, for a whole hour. Now that sounds like a proper 40k IG army.
@theshooterflynn
@theshooterflynn 4 года назад
Emperor's Throne you're right.
@deathkorpsofkreig475
@deathkorpsofkreig475 4 года назад
Nice, a kreig army marching to break a stalement
@jeremyprimrose
@jeremyprimrose 4 года назад
Krieg doesn't raise regiments...it raises armies.
@heliosjollywolf9552
@heliosjollywolf9552 4 года назад
i can imagine their briefing: "the cadian pussies are surrounded AGAIN.... lets break em out"
@tomsutton2042
@tomsutton2042 4 года назад
With Krieg size regiments it's probably one platoon in each set, a company every 10 minutes and the regiment in the hour
@alphariusomegon8211
@alphariusomegon8211 4 года назад
I didn’t know that pornography was allowed on RU-vid...
@tempsinger7418
@tempsinger7418 4 года назад
RU-vid: *Concern*
@toothpasteman3400
@toothpasteman3400 4 года назад
*YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES YES YEEEEEEEEEEEEEES*
@Bl1tzkn1ght
@Bl1tzkn1ght 4 года назад
It isn't. But they never said anything about religious documentary.
@StudlyFudd13
@StudlyFudd13 4 года назад
I can only get so erect! D:
@JBGARINGAN
@JBGARINGAN 4 года назад
Slaanesh is both in awe and fear of this pornography.
@RegalChalice
@RegalChalice 4 года назад
A kriegman does not fight for what he loves behind him, rather what he hates in front of him.
@joseleyva1241
@joseleyva1241 2 года назад
Which do you think is the better motivation?
@insertpng6289
@insertpng6289 2 года назад
What’s in front of him? The five armies worth of men by krieg standards
@aapje800
@aapje800 2 года назад
@@joseleyva1241 hate is better
@okruzal2603
@okruzal2603 Год назад
Or rather what he hates inside of him
@marsdriver2501
@marsdriver2501 Год назад
@@aapje800 as long as they hate what we hate, but if not...
@peacekeeper7778
@peacekeeper7778 4 года назад
"Warlord! The loyalists have sent reinforcements!" "More lambs to the slaughter? My thanks to the Corpse Emperor for sending more pawns to my slaughterpit." "It appears to be... Death Korp regiments." "OH MOTHERFU-"
@commissarrichardson2715
@commissarrichardson2715 4 года назад
They were not expecting us
@MrJustonemorevoice
@MrJustonemorevoice 4 года назад
Chaos Astartes : "Imma just head on out"
@mr.sadbox2725
@mr.sadbox2725 4 года назад
Gas mask noises
@commissarrichardson2715
@commissarrichardson2715 4 года назад
@@mr.sadbox2725 bayonet noises
@yeenbaby2891
@yeenbaby2891 4 года назад
Warlord gets shot and stabbed by 50 soldiers and is severely wounded but 50 more and more come untill he is dead and they did not stop as tidal waves after tidal waves of this roaring oceanic typhoon of krieg soldiers overwhelm the warlord's army
@JettMann8
@JettMann8 4 года назад
Any other guard regiment: Commissars prevent cowardice Krieg regiment: Commissars prevent kamikaze berserk charges
@commissarrichardson2715
@commissarrichardson2715 4 года назад
This is our duty every fight
@commissarrichardson2715
@commissarrichardson2715 4 года назад
Most of the time
@epicslayerguy99
@epicslayerguy99 4 года назад
No you seem to have something mixed up; Any other guard regiments: Commissars shoot guardsmen for cowardice Krieg regiment: Guardsmen shoot the commissars for cowardice
@samatra478
@samatra478 4 года назад
Krieg guardsman: Are we there yet commissar? We have been marching for an hour after the promise you made to us about being allowed to sacrifice ourselves for the Emperor! Commissar: *Oh Emperor please don´t let them find out that we have been walking on a treadmill all this time*
@morpheus2615
@morpheus2615 4 года назад
well logically thinking is heresy and an insult in the ranks of the death corps.
@kimberlykimmie9546
@kimberlykimmie9546 Год назад
That got me laughing
@westero1352
@westero1352 Год назад
he can just blame it on their foes, they had set up an invisible treadmill to keep them out of the battle.
@ardentfire3956
@ardentfire3956 4 года назад
"Animals flee this hell; the hardest stones cannot bear it for long; only men endure."
@regular_being
@regular_being 4 года назад
Sounds like something a soviet or german soldier from Stalingrad said
@Firebolt193
@Firebolt193 4 года назад
@@regular_being It's from Max Hasting's "Inferno: The World at War, 1939-1945"
@Grubnar
@Grubnar 4 года назад
@@regular_being In world war two, the eastern front was so bad that animals infected with rabies would flee from it. *infected with rabies* Just think for a moment about how bad it has to be for that to happen. You can still measure the effects today, almost 80 years later.
@regular_being
@regular_being 4 года назад
@@Grubnar ik right?We all can be happy we are born today.
@devincasebeer4459
@devincasebeer4459 4 года назад
@@regular_being ah, but then I ask: would WE stand as strong if it ever happened again?
@charles_thesecond
@charles_thesecond 4 года назад
"No we shall not ride vehicles to quicken our arrival into the Battlefield, We shall let our foolish foes know and hear they are never safe, For they will only See in the distance our Armies, and hear Marches Of Krieg!"
@goodname6807
@goodname6807 4 года назад
Yes
@krzosu
@krzosu 4 года назад
Actually Krieg does use a lot of vechicles especially for towing Artillery or for AAA use :P - That said not always a situation demands them to be used. So if they would be close to the front line - especially hardened one then they would just march into their position like any other army would.
@sheldon-cooper
@sheldon-cooper 4 года назад
*Me and the boys on our way to help Roboute Guilliman throw back the great rift and all those who oppose the Imperium of Man*
@justsomeguardsman9090
@justsomeguardsman9090 4 года назад
With Krieg at their back, they even stand a fighting chance
@ironstarofmordian7098
@ironstarofmordian7098 4 года назад
@@justsomeguardsman9090 Krieg could solo invade the whole warp and Conquer it.
@commissarrichardson2715
@commissarrichardson2715 4 года назад
@@ironstarofmordian7098 thanks for the idea I am going to get my men ready to invade the warp for the emperor
@kaptenbear1395
@kaptenbear1395 4 года назад
*Laughs in Imperial Fist* Help Guilliman, he says.
@manemperorofmankind8119
@manemperorofmankind8119 4 года назад
So sayeth Sheldon cooper
@Tayvin4042
@Tayvin4042 4 года назад
Space Marines and Cadians: "FOR THE EMPEROR!" Chaos: "BURN MAIM KILL!!!" Tau: "For the Greater Good!" Orks: "WAAAAAAGH!" The Death Korps: 0:01
@bluenight104
@bluenight104 4 года назад
Nice pfp what is that exactly? I’d like to look it up something I’m working on. (Always interested in cool symbols and vexillology
@halomov1
@halomov1 4 года назад
No need battlecries, let the marching sound speak for itself.
@Tayvin4042
@Tayvin4042 4 года назад
@@bluenight104 Oh thanks, hehe, it's actually a flag I made for a story I'm writing. I made it through Windows Paint, of all things. The laurel was copy-pasted from Google Images and coloured blue.
@bluenight104
@bluenight104 4 года назад
Tayvin4042 looks great regardless, I’ll have to download some kinda editor or art app cause right now I’m crafting flags in Microsoft word (mixed success to be honest)
@FreemanicParacusia
@FreemanicParacusia 4 года назад
I could totally see Kriegers pulling an Uruk-Hai with spears moment.
@SpanishDio
@SpanishDio 4 года назад
Chaos: has 4 literal gods,demons and dark sorcery Eldar: Ultra advanced technology, Higly trained warriors and the webway. Tau: Giant gundams and elite ranged infantry Necrons: Ancient Armies of inmortal war machines Orks:Insane amounts of dakka *Humans:* **N U M B E R S**
@Dragonspirit223
@Dragonspirit223 4 года назад
Tyranids: Am I a joke to you?
@mitchells7634
@mitchells7634 4 года назад
Tyranids: I will eat every piece of organic matter in the universe. Death Corps: You will try
@ΒαγγέληςΠρίντεζης
The enemy is battle -hardened and well trained, he believes his gods are on his side Let them believe what they want, We have the tanks on ours
@AsuraBoss
@AsuraBoss 4 года назад
Countless numbers, unwavering loyalty, and unyielding determination.
@jacobaugustine4052
@jacobaugustine4052 3 года назад
@@Dragonspirit223 YES YES YOU ARE
@kylethompson6721
@kylethompson6721 4 года назад
GW should make a Kriegsmen game where you play as a Kriegsmen but every time you die you take over a different Kriegsmen until you beat the level
@SeathThePawn
@SeathThePawn 4 года назад
And there is only one difficulty setting. Krieg. Death is a certainty. You will achieve that 90% casualty rate amongst the Kriegsmen.
@barneyfromblackmesa6021
@barneyfromblackmesa6021 2 года назад
Oh yes game workshops and give it to me
@oniris3326
@oniris3326 2 года назад
When brute force is the only answer...
@astatoz5088
@astatoz5088 2 года назад
Go play to Verdun then
@kylethompson6721
@kylethompson6721 2 года назад
@@astatoz5088 I have it's fun but servers are empty beside like maybe 5 people running around
@yible3278
@yible3278 4 года назад
To summarise most sci-fi galaxies: Aliens, going about their businesses as usual: encounter a few small people on a new planet (the humans) and cause them some inconvenience... *THE HUMAN FACTION 5 MINUTES LATER:*
@auslander1776
@auslander1776 4 года назад
THOSE DAMN XENOS
@emeraldblitz3574
@emeraldblitz3574 4 года назад
What the High Lords of Terra would give to be able to mobilize in five minutes instead of 50 years
@hellraiser341
@hellraiser341 4 года назад
To quote Colonel Kurtz from Apocalypse Now : "If I had 10 divisions of those men; our tourbles here would be over very quickly"
@cnlbenmc
@cnlbenmc 4 года назад
+@@hellraiser341+ Hell; One Division of Kreigers would probably suffice for his purposes.
@frogg5949
@frogg5949 4 года назад
filthy unclean xenos
@MrPear40
@MrPear40 4 года назад
Heritics: "Why do i hear boss music?"
@fabianmichaelgockner5988
@fabianmichaelgockner5988 4 года назад
Also Heretic: *looks over from where the boss music comes from* *sees the never-ending Kriegs Armee Death Korps* Heretic: "..... Guess I'll die... Wait I have a chance to RUUUUUN!!!!"
@tempsinger7418
@tempsinger7418 4 года назад
@@fabianmichaelgockner5988 Death Korps: Thats where your wrong kiddo *Begins to fire artillery everywhere*
@fabianmichaelgockner5988
@fabianmichaelgockner5988 4 года назад
@@tempsinger7418 Heretic: "They shooting Artillery on our positions! Run or die! They Artillery can't hit us all!" *Heretics retreating* *Artillery shells landing forth, between and back but only a dozens of Heretics starts flying*
@tempsinger7418
@tempsinger7418 4 года назад
@@fabianmichaelgockner5988 *Laughs in gasmask*
@fabianmichaelgockner5988
@fabianmichaelgockner5988 4 года назад
@@tempsinger7418 Heretics Withdraw: *successful* Kriegskorps: *advances to capture the trenches and abandoned guns from Heretics*
@shawnbond6961
@shawnbond6961 4 года назад
When a cruel and uncaring galaxy pushes humanity, the Astra Militarum pushes back.
@johnwayne6047
@johnwayne6047 4 года назад
*501st* "we have the greatest march in galatic history" *Deathcorps* "Hold my beer cause I'm a bout to show these heretics how is done"
@midshipjupiter6158
@midshipjupiter6158 4 года назад
pay no heed to the heretic comrade you be late for "WW1" scenario exercise
@commissarrichardson2715
@commissarrichardson2715 4 года назад
@@midshipjupiter6158 ww1 you mean training week 2
@midshipjupiter6158
@midshipjupiter6158 4 года назад
@@commissarrichardson2715 Indeed Comrade Commisar along with the bayonet drills
@benjaminnewsom9614
@benjaminnewsom9614 4 года назад
Damn straight!
@ElJorro
@ElJorro 4 года назад
Death Korps would smear Imperial Stormtroopers across the floor.
@DrMills-ec4by
@DrMills-ec4by 4 года назад
As a side note, all off world commisars attached to Kreig armies aren't there to keep morale, but to act as the go between kreig armies and other regiments. Kreig commanders don't care how high born, noble or influential you are. They say what they think bluntly and without hesitation. Commisars help in the inevitable fallout. Also it's canon in 40k that many of the commissars attached get extremely unnerved by soldiers that literally aren't afraid to die, willingly charging headfirst into suicide charges and so forth. Comissar turn over rate is high, not from deaths (in which kreigers shoot them for 'lack of resolve!) but sheer burnout from having to curb them.
@godemperorhueylong269
@godemperorhueylong269 4 года назад
and the fact that they feel like they still have to proof themselves so they show even greater feats to try and one up the kreigsmen
@popitrekker1543
@popitrekker1543 4 года назад
A commissars normal job is to get men to die for the emperor, a Kreigs commissars job is to keep them from dying to early
@starlightdragon2665
@starlightdragon2665 4 года назад
The Commissar's duty is to control the men; in the case of the Kriegsmen it's to remind them they can leave a battle they are losing because they won't stop until either they all die or the enemy dies. The Kriegsmen will mow down and kill other guard regiments for running away and will even attack other imperial allies like space marines and mechanicus. They will even attack Inquisitors if they show a hint of doubt. If I was an offworld guardsman fighting with a Krieg army I would be up in the front with the charging guys; because the guys in the back will shoot me if I run. And I would rather die in the front than the back.
@kriegscommissarmccraw4205
@kriegscommissarmccraw4205 4 года назад
I don't go anywhere near the corps for a reason.
@Grubnar
@Grubnar 4 года назад
Commissar: I fear nothing! **Leans in to whisper** Commissar: But these men scare me.
@CT-Clone
@CT-Clone 4 года назад
When you see this coming towards you... you pray to whoever you worship because either they leave in a bodybag or you will
@miniverse2002
@miniverse2002 4 года назад
Tyranids: Looks like a nice place to eat.
@ekkovaan2261
@ekkovaan2261 4 года назад
Theres a third option: you thank The Emperor for reinforcements and you pray that The Emperor makes the borderline heretical thoughts about how glad you are these holier than thou Kriegers are gonna march on mass at the enemy line with the least possible cover in an atempt to die an honourable death
@khaaneph7311
@khaaneph7311 4 года назад
Lord Admiral Spire Hive mind left a review of the kreig restaurant “I loved the portion sizes and the meat was really high quality but it a very overwhelming chemical taste, probably wasn’t given good quality feed. 4/10”
@tempsinger7418
@tempsinger7418 4 года назад
@@khaaneph7311 Random Krieger that some how ate at a restaurant and left a review 0/10 There was no blood or overused chemicals in the steak
@testgeheim8207
@testgeheim8207 2 года назад
If the Death Korps shows up you are dead. The only uncertainty is how many of them you can kill before you die, but you will die.
@Catonzo
@Catonzo 4 года назад
The commissar uniform is just so fucking awesome. If anything they are far cooler than even Space Marines. Trench coats are severely underused as uniforms. I know, I know, they were heavily used by some undesirables at some point.. still doesn't mean they look any less dashing because of it.
@liamodahl1205
@liamodahl1205 4 года назад
Nazis ruin everything, even fashion. Hot damn, those uniforms looked good, but the people in them were garbage.
@kriegscommissarmccraw4205
@kriegscommissarmccraw4205 4 года назад
I prefer the trench coat, keeps the cold and rain out on the long marchs, looks great too.
@anonguy772
@anonguy772 2 года назад
Outside of the whole, you know, MASS GENOCIDE AND TYRANNY thing the part that pisses me off most about nazis is that they ruined trenchcoats. Honestly, they didn't deserve a uniform that cool looking - fuck 'em :/
@heliosjollywolf9552
@heliosjollywolf9552 2 года назад
@@anonguy772 well if your gonna commit genocide and war crimes you might as well look fucking great
@anonguy772
@anonguy772 2 года назад
@@heliosjollywolf9552 True, very true but I'm still mad about it >:V
@Kreett_
@Kreett_ 4 года назад
If death don't bring you fear, I swear; you'll fear these marching feet.
@spartanluna1176
@spartanluna1176 4 года назад
Nice reference.
@ThEsTrAnGeOnEe
@ThEsTrAnGeOnEe 4 года назад
Come to the nightmare, come to me! Deep down in the dark where the devil be!
@Stranger-us6mo
@Stranger-us6mo 4 года назад
where the brimstone burns and the angels weep
@davecrupel2817
@davecrupel2817 3 года назад
Call to the gods if I cross your path and My silhouette hangs like a body bag
@Blood.Angel.
@Blood.Angel. 3 года назад
@@davecrupel2817 hope is a moment now long past, the shadow of death is the one I cast.
@ExceedProduction
@ExceedProduction 4 года назад
This makes me wonder about the absolute glory that was the Emperor's victory parade... for which they levelled an entire continent.
@akasrkin9366
@akasrkin9366 4 года назад
Excuse me what
@tempsinger7418
@tempsinger7418 4 года назад
@@akasrkin9366 you heard what he said
@victorgraf1841
@victorgraf1841 4 года назад
@@akasrkin9366 go to the wikis or some place and check up what happened at ullanor and the victory parade...
@Tsubasaotaku10
@Tsubasaotaku10 4 года назад
@@akasrkin9366 Yes, the Mechanicus came to a planet and flattened one entire continent for the sole purpose of a victory parade of millions, if not billions. Oh, and they left I only one mountain for the use of the Emperor as his chair while he watches
@azariel6669
@azariel6669 4 года назад
I could have sworn it was an entire planet
@OhSPY.
@OhSPY. 4 года назад
Oppose us, and we yet march. Wound us, and give us joy. Live to kill us, and die to please us. Daemon and heretic, xeno and traitor. Our Emperor demands our service, and our deaths shall be sacrifice to the glory of Man. Know fear and flee, and we shall pursue. Know bravery and fight, feed the earth you defile. We are many. We are legion. We are Krieg.
@monsterhunter66
@monsterhunter66 4 года назад
For the Emperor!
@Grandrepublic501st
@Grandrepublic501st 4 года назад
For the Emperor!
@eurosalamander
@eurosalamander 3 года назад
That was GLORIOUS!!!
@rootbeerking2892
@rootbeerking2892 3 года назад
FOR THE EMPEROR
@alexbishop5821
@alexbishop5821 4 года назад
The Emperor: “I am hesitant to question the loyalty of the kriegsmen.” A Grey Knight: “why is that sire?” The Emperor: “For not even their faith will stay their feet.”
@darkranger116
@darkranger116 4 года назад
Imagine being a xenos or a daemon in 40k thinking humans are delicious free snacks. And then you meet the gas mask variant... *oh no*
@fanficAddict404
@fanficAddict404 4 года назад
"Why does it taste like chemicals and HATE?!"
@derdingsreturnsnochmal5177
@derdingsreturnsnochmal5177 4 года назад
Well they'd still be delicious free snacks - being force fed to you until you burst!
@darkranger116
@darkranger116 4 года назад
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@derdingsreturnsnochmal5177
@derdingsreturnsnochmal5177 4 года назад
@@darkranger116 Do you expect me to click on a random link on the Internet?
@dantewiggins5119
@dantewiggins5119 4 года назад
I did it's a meme
@instantkarma5486
@instantkarma5486 4 года назад
Heretics: Kriegsmen marching: Heretics: Mom come get me I’m scared.
@JeanLucCaptain
@JeanLucCaptain 4 года назад
Be cool of Darth Vader was the COMMISAR😎
@magrnror-4329
@magrnror-4329 4 года назад
@@JeanLucCaptain what ?
@rockyrodigez4141
@rockyrodigez4141 4 года назад
@@magrnror-4329 he probably was trying to say it would be cool if darth vader was the commisar
@commissarrichardson2715
@commissarrichardson2715 4 года назад
We will crush them beneath our boots
@JeanLucCaptain
@JeanLucCaptain 4 года назад
@@rockyrodigez4141 yes I was. YOU HAVE SHOWN COWARDICE FOR THE LAST TIME GUARDSMEN!
@mrwri
@mrwri 4 года назад
"Some might say marching in lock-step directly into artillery fire is mad. Well, apparently madmen make good soldiers."
@QuantumShock1
@QuantumShock1 3 года назад
People: *That's a huge army!* Me: *Not bad for the first wave...*
@RandomGuy-en8yj
@RandomGuy-en8yj 3 года назад
Scouting party*
@marcleslac2413
@marcleslac2413 2 месяца назад
​@Klaus_Kaizer miniscule scouting party!
@fargusmaloy
@fargusmaloy 4 года назад
Teacher: we are going hiking this weekend Girls: eeuuu, it's gonna be cold at nights and tiresome Boys:
@promiscuouscrab4040
@promiscuouscrab4040 4 года назад
Frontline soldier 1: “why do the reinforcements look like they are almost here but never arrive?!” Frontline soldier 2: *radios reinforcements* “can y’all stop messing around and get here already! We are getting clobbered!” Reinforcements: “we look cool, don’t we?” Frontline soldier 2: “yeah, but that’s not the point!” Reinforcements: “you sure about that?” Orcs: *sees reinforcements and how cool they look, start panicking and believing they are going to lose, their line breaks and they get decimated* Frontline soldier 2: *frustrated/astonished. radios back* “uh yeah thanks, we won, you gonna help us pack up our equipment though?” Reinforcements: *marches away*
@sheldon-cooper
@sheldon-cooper 4 года назад
And they say physoclogical warfare doesn't work
@Become-Eggplant
@Become-Eggplant 4 года назад
Marches away? KILL THE COMMISAR! He's a coward! Charge at the fleeing Orks!
@navilluscire2567
@navilluscire2567 4 года назад
If that actually worked it'd be both an ingenious display of psychological warfare but would prudently save valuable resources, manpower and bodies to throw at other objectives. Not typical Krieger style of warfare but it's an interesting concept, an idea you could probably sell to a couple of Krieg regiments by promising that by not thoughtlessly throwing away their lives in one battle they can die later in other strategically larger goals such as breaking a siege of an enemy held stronghold.
@crsc3095
@crsc3095 4 года назад
orks dont feel fear. they are an unstoppable force of nature whos sole purpose is to WAAAAAGH. learn the lore noob
@keatonliluye271
@keatonliluye271 4 года назад
c orks do fear the kreig though. Mostly because the orks are convinced that they are fighting ghosts. No visible difference between kreigan soldiers, they're all silent as the grave, and the obsession with death. Doesn't mean that orks won't fight Kreigans, they'll just also be terrified out of their minds. Panic killing.
@nicolasstark1367
@nicolasstark1367 4 года назад
The best way to wake up. Specially when is your birthday xD
@commissargurke
@commissargurke 4 года назад
Happy Birthday!
@bayross3562
@bayross3562 4 года назад
Damn dude, happy birthday brother in arms! FOR THE EMPEROR!
@iluydris2161
@iluydris2161 4 года назад
Best music for sleep :D
@bcminion1721
@bcminion1721 4 года назад
Mine to!
@bcminion1721
@bcminion1721 4 года назад
Lol
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