MARCO RESPONDS: How to chop an ONION the REAL way

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In response to celebrity chef Jamie Oliver's onion chopping method, Marco Pierre White talks us through the REAL way to cut an onion!
Marco take us through the history of cutting onions from the classic chef school method of using kitchen crystals, to his far fetched preferred personal method.
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@sanketsarang9930 2 года назад

marco didnt chop the onion, onion made itself chopped. it was onion's choice to get chopped

@shoto485 2 года назад

Underrated comment

@Tony-112 2 года назад

Haha, thought the exact same thing.👍

@quanghuynguyen4064 2 года назад

He just stares at the onion and then the onion chop itself finely in fear

@snackboxone364 2 года назад

Marco is hella a lot scarier than Gordon: Change my mind

@obe1withtheforce785 2 года назад

@@shoto485 Your comment about this comment being underrated is underrated

@samael5200 8 лет назад

What's so funny is he is actually so serious that you can actually believe it 😂😂

@jaroslavslama8314 7 лет назад

Yeah exactly :D

@bencaldona4437 7 лет назад

the amount effort on that crystals is hilarious and convincing

@Aurora-lw1gb 7 лет назад

funnier when you also watch Jamie's version

@limitlessmaster659 7 лет назад

Marco isn't acting here.. it's all using cuts from the original show

@kuroyukikazekanade7557 7 лет назад

Leon Ambrose 😂

@aegis3141 3 года назад

That face is so persuasive that I'd believe he chopped an onion like that

@ShadowKiller_Chumbu 3 года назад

Me too

@jason854656 3 года назад

Hes not really doing that. It's old clips and editing

@virtual_viking8908 3 года назад

You actually had me going there for a second. I figured either a) Marco has retired from serious cooking and has decided to parody himself Or b) Marco has officially lost it.

@williamadolphe7921 2 года назад

He had never found it to begin with. Which is why he is so great!

@umarcga7823 2 года назад

You made me laugh so hard that my laugh got stuck in my throat then I have to cough it out

@yeshuaislord6880 2 года назад

It took me 2 watches to realize it's edited

@ImFromIowa 2 года назад

Or b) he’s a culinary wizard that can cut unions by spinning something above it then put a banana in a paper bag then shake it up and diced onions. Guess you suck at cooking sucks at cooking compared to this wizard.

@simonacland9028 2 года назад

It's a) haha

@catsonfirelike 7 лет назад

This is so well edited I though it was Marco pulling a goof

@Rockcroc2000Rm1wE3erWmNfkL 4 года назад

IT'S NOT REAL?

@LoneBerseker 4 года назад

Its not reall??

@urosmarjanovic663 3 года назад

@@LoneBerseker Can't you hear the difference between background noise when his face is in closeup and ones that only feature "his" hands? :D But this was done masterfully. :D:D:D

@hardlybreathe93 3 года назад

@Singsing Number 2 Fans i cant even begin how masterful this comment is

@Millacks 3 года назад

I only noticed when the hands had a slightly different skin color to marcos lol

@ginolorenzo4117 4 года назад

Gordon: let the knife do the work Marco: let the pan do the work

@jojo243 4 года назад

Jean Pierre : Let the OÑYO do the work

@noodlegawd 3 года назад

Last night while preparing dinner, I set my knife next to an onion on the cutting board and then walked away to post idiotic comments on RU-vid for a while. When I came back, the onion still wasn't chopped. Do I need a new knife?

@Arie-hg8kq 3 года назад

No, you need a new onion

@whynottalklikeapirat 3 года назад

Me: Let the chefs do the work

@v3ryculturedman140 3 года назад

Lmfao 🤣

@Ultroumbonee 2 года назад

Marco is literally so good at cooking he must handicap himself with bizarre challenges just to keep things interesting.

@yeshuaislord6880 2 года назад

Yeah. Ngl this editing is amazing as well

@Commander1991NOR 2 года назад

The kenpachi of cooking

@z.a.y.n-5053 2 года назад

Well when he won his 3 stars, he got so bored after 5 years and like a real boss that he is gave it back to Michelin. Apparently Michelin didn't take it very well and said to Marco "you can be given stars, however you can't give them back, that's childish". Well Marco being Marco he doesn't give a fuck. One of Marcos wisest words as a chef "you're cooking for people who have less knowledge than you in your own field". So what gives them the right to judge chefs and give and take stars. If you ask me it is biased and Michelin can't be doing this. Okay they are a tire company and bunch of food critics. Chefs experiment and go all out with their cooking, different things have different process. Let's say for example one sauce missed this step and you served it to the critic, how would they know the sauce missed that one step in order for the dish to be perfect? They don't. That's why chefs stress so much and make sure everything is perfect and in order. Some Chefs would kill themselves because of the stress. Michelin needs to give is chefs a break.

@DarkSoul-il1sg Год назад

Marco speedruns local Denny's into 3 Michelin stars using only Donkey Kong bongo drums!!

@xGoodOldSmurfehx 3 года назад

this is so well edited i actually fell for it i can barely tell whats edited and whats real at all, truly impressive work

@jrs89 5 лет назад

When he wipes the chopped onions off the knife on a box of Knor stock cubes I nearly lost it.

@gr1nd3rtru34 3 года назад

me too, came to find this comment

@vedmaburuxova68 3 года назад

STOCK POT

@Pauly421 2 года назад

That part killed me LMAO

@stephennetu Год назад

He is extraordinarily self-aware. I love it.

@PathFind13 Год назад

HowToBasic Lite

@dukethotness 6 лет назад

This guy is Gordon Ramsay's mentor btw

@julioo534 6 лет назад

Depressed Child was

@gaurav19932011 5 лет назад

Ikr

@qzxyst6946 5 лет назад

and his mentor sux

@damason724 5 лет назад

Fuck off

@damason724 5 лет назад

@Jim Harol no the fuck they don't marooch

@xeikai 3 года назад

When first watching this i was so puzzled at what he was doing because i thought he was dead serious. I love watching Marco and it litterally took me watching him smash the onion with the pan to realize it was a joke

@benjimain6 11 месяцев назад

Wait you didn't fall for the rotating thingy? 😅 I need to smoke what you smoke 👍

@ShyGuyTravel 2 года назад

“I’m I’m honest ...” *Obliterates onion with a frying pan* “There’s less chance of cutting yourself this way.”

@snackboxone364 2 года назад

But higher chance of smashing your fingers

@AndrewDaniele87 2 года назад

@@snackboxone364 only if you hold the onion in place

@Lancehendrix813 2 года назад

@@snackboxone364 not unless you’re a sped.

@abacaxisalgado4968 2 года назад

"And if i'm honest..."* *Proceeds to finish off the onion*

@paulandersbullecer3152 2 года назад

I agree

@UnbrokenWillll 4 года назад

When Ainsley called I died 😂

@puffpuffpanda4383 4 года назад

If you are dead how did you type this comment ? 🤔🤔🤔

@slavensmolcic 4 года назад

Give your onion a good old rub. 😉

@mrpickels98 3 года назад

RIP

@xalthzdornier4805 3 года назад

@@puffpuffpanda4383 Well, well, well if it ain't captain obvious.

@v3ryculturedman140 3 года назад

Hehehe

@Ahbkz 9 лет назад

The reason why the onion wasnt minced nicely is because he spun the crystal too fast

@suzesiviter6083 5 лет назад

Wrong, you add more bananas obviously!.

@suzesiviter6083 5 лет назад

@Baron Von Grijffenbourg Not according to recent research papers, juju which we now know emanates from the bannadrine cells actually improves as it approaches its half life, the quantum binding and splitting process between banana particulates and onion occurs due to monolithic crystal photon acceleration as you most probably know.

@suzesiviter6083 5 лет назад

@Baron Von Grijffenbourg The whole Zenaclostic debate is tentative to say the least due to B-cell metabolism affecting refractive index and H-field amplitudes leading to spore migration evolution-identified by Prof Janine flangeworthy in her 2018 paper. Indeed she demonstrated that even using bags devoid of the Beta-zenaclostonic cells still promoted medatinal and phonic drift patterns thru quantum tunneling effects. Then there is of course the famous paper by prof scrotafists research into flux-capacitor activation of Juju-enticed cell division adding credence to Flangeworthys tunnel theory.

@moseslalmuanpuia8988 4 года назад

swirly eyes

@yeye8920 4 года назад

Ahbkz I love this

@danender5555 3 года назад

Marco does not chop onion, he simply dissolve whole onion inside stock pot.

@jodamacotube 3 года назад

I know this is a joke but Marco moves with such a grace and elegance in the kitchen.

@999a0s 8 лет назад

*Marco Pierre White's Recipe For Chopping An Onion* 1 Chef's Knife 1 Onion 3 Knorr Chicken Boullion Cubes

@evilsclub1 7 лет назад

999a0s Banana ! (yum yum)

@watfordman 6 лет назад

999a0s Much like. Such wow.

@ericlin2992 6 лет назад

999a0s jist

@oviettetapp5318 6 лет назад

999a0s français svp

@Frankenbum03 6 лет назад

999a0s OMG the chicken bouillon cubes, I can't read it without laughing

@tmass1 7 лет назад

I haven't laughed so hard in my entire fucking life. god damn this hit me right. when the banana fell. i died.

@pacificcoastbreeze 7 лет назад

It's funnier to see the Jamie Oliver version first so you get why he did the banana thing

@stradzedm3536 6 лет назад

T-Mass? What are you doing here haha, I love your music man.

@tadhg3 3 года назад

I’m happy for you mate, when I first watched this I felt exactly the same.

@jamescarr4662 3 года назад

Ever ?

@Perks30 3 года назад

After I learned this technic my dishes have sent 5 people to the hospital.

@alexooi1016 3 года назад

here to actually learn how to chop an onion. wasn't disappointed.

@hafizulazri5353 7 лет назад

isnt this the guy who made Gordon Ramsay cry

@Zip-id7pm 6 лет назад

Hafizul Azri He didn't make him cry, Gordon chose to cry.

@venomf0 6 лет назад

Yurick Hunt lmfaoooooo

@DS-yg4qs 5 лет назад

He didnt. Onion made him cry.

@gunjeetsingh90 5 лет назад

And now Gordon Ramsay is the guy who will make you cry

@MR77366 5 лет назад

Nope, that was The late Joel Robuchon... Probably

@noelsoong777 8 лет назад

love the product placement he knows how cheesy those ads were xD

@SiliconBong 8 лет назад

+Yes it's funny The banana, that's the secret !

@tsardine2573 3 года назад

I so wish this was real

@lr6884 3 года назад

The deadpan was perfect. I love him even more now.

@timothygats 3 года назад

I think alot of people are confused with what's actually going on here

@CountSalazar 3 года назад

Only the Marco non believers are confused

@solarestone 3 года назад

He’s chopping an onion

@whynottalklikeapirat 3 года назад

Well they should concentrate then. Or stop concentrating so much!

@tragos3516 4 года назад

The way they mimicked Marco's body language is just perfect

@MimoTooThanks 8 лет назад

I really want to know how you manage to make it look so legitimate, love it

@KeiMAn-zv7yn 8 лет назад

damn, your profile pic freaked me out

@MimoTooThanks 8 лет назад

+Kyeongmo An haha, sorry!

@GrantH2606 3 года назад

nice profile pic

@rgamer4272 2 года назад

@@GrantH2606 lmao

@ArcMaple 3 года назад

I hadn't realised this was a piss-take editted vid, thought the chef was doing it all for a joke for comic relief or something!! Only figured out after watching one of the Jamie Oliver ones

@renabarca1328 3 года назад

0:48 this is what Marco do to Gordon's head when he messes up at the kitchen during their time working together

@Jojje94 9 лет назад

I do like that all the big celeb chefs have their own little bags or pouches for the Cadbury fingers. They are, after all, an important step in chopping an onion.

@EricChien95 7 лет назад

Its something that they all learned in the beginning

@Velasca 6 лет назад

Absolutely essential. I love the quality of Marco's finger bag.

@theonionsystem7779 3 года назад

What I love is that they all love cabury crisps it shows that they're that good

@bierdlll 5 лет назад

What's amazing is that Marco's normal videos are just as equally funny!

@DenisPauna 2 года назад

I always love coming back to this one, brilliant! 😂

@professorpancakes6545 2 года назад

I actually believe this was real for a couple seconds, fantastic editing and filming.

@lil5079 5 лет назад

The knorr stock pot at the end was the best bit 😭😭

@MorticiaObscurum 8 лет назад

The transition from 0:38 to 0:43 is just perfect. Like a scene out of The Prestige.

@iain2080 3 года назад

00:51 God I love that sound of the pan reverberating

@RickyRisha410 3 года назад

Putting onions on KNORR stock pot is a pinnacle in the history of ‘funniest things’

@MrButton1988 8 лет назад

The editing in this video is insanely well done. Originally I thought they somehow got Marco to act in this...

@xChrisS41x 9 лет назад

0:22 How lovely he "tucks the fingers away"^^

@craigedwards2940 2 года назад

You have to love Marco. He's excellent and very entertaining without ever trying to be.

@Narwell_ 3 года назад

The ending of gordon opening the bag of chips is perfectly spot on

@michaelblower7363 7 лет назад

It's Marco's poker face that really makes it so hilarious! XD

@husnurridhasyafni7188 9 лет назад

"heavy cast iron frying pan" and the 'ping' sound caused by it always got me. laugh my ass off.

@Lindforce1 3 года назад

This editing is absolutely phenomenal good job!

@adriansanjuan5041 4 года назад

Edits by this channel are always so spot on!! 👌👌👌

@ddff2623 4 года назад

Just when I thought there’s no way there could be a stock pot in this video, he blesses us with smearing smashed onion on a stock pot

@stephenwithaph1566 7 лет назад

THAT'S where "You Suck at Cooking" learned how to chop his onions!

@benjaminletiecq4932 2 года назад

This made me laugh way more than I expected lol. Fantastic job hahaha.

@D4veJap4n Год назад

I was already reeling from ainsley calling him and him going “he’s nice… no’’ then hanging up. I was already on the verge of death at that point but then the spreading the chopped onion on the packet HAHAHAH IT ENDED ME 💀💀💀💀💀

@unearnedreservations 8 лет назад

There's something quite violent yet surreally beautiful about this video.

@themightymeme4598 8 лет назад

Guys, this isnt edited. Ive tried these steps and they acually work!

@riley8704 2 года назад

What sold me was the little bag tap at 0:24. Exactly how MPW trained chef's "tap" their food. Immaculate.

@shamsheed1726 10 месяцев назад

I never knew he was this funny… 😂 always thought he was js super serious no matter where he went. So good💯

@resellworld 9 лет назад

Fuck this is good! Please don't ever stop!

@nobiggietv 9 лет назад

Hilarious

@iluvmuzic7298 3 года назад

Fist comment after 6 years

@agakath 3 года назад

@@iluvmuzic7298 god ive already watched this but i forgot about it. the benefits of having a shitty memory

@R3dShift 3 года назад

The editing makes it seamless

@dexobj 3 года назад

Damn, it's been a while since I've seen such quality edit. Well done!

@Andrewg820 7 лет назад

love how all these videos connect one to another one XD

@KingOfCoconuts 9 лет назад

you guys went all the way with the scenery. very nice

@TheSnub 9 лет назад

***** Wait, you didn't shoot the entire thing?!

@1AmGroot 11 месяцев назад

This is so well done that I didn't even notice that the hands aren't Marco's at first

@40KoopasWereHere 2 года назад

LOL the wipe on the stock pot at the end was perfect

@14_fazliferulliyudhawijaya62 5 лет назад

0:50 onion: (chuckles) i'm in danger..

@pratikhazari3701 5 лет назад

Thought this was for real up until the banana-bag thing

@curtmc 3 года назад

Hahaha this is so perfectly edited. Well done.

@jojogarcia2361 3 года назад

I always trust my eyes. This editing and staging is so great though. Not to mention the audio and atmosphere!! Masterclass. ++

@Adam-zc3of 9 лет назад

Please PLEASE do something with Nigela Lawson! She's just begging to be messed with!

@kalebsanchezgrainger9310 7 лет назад

Adam Bolton Yeah but if it gets cut too fine she'd probably try and snort it.

@vidm96 9 лет назад

How do you get your set to look so much like the original set?!

@_corvusgraves 9 лет назад

Green Screen

@QDRquality 9 лет назад

trollface099 Nope, not greenscreen! They're just very good at finding props that resemble the set. If you look closely, you'll see that the tiles on the back wall change shape. the tiles in the actual cooking video are wider than the ones in the close up shots. The bottles in the background also change from having white corks to having black screw caps and the liquid seems darker. So they are not using a green screen, but are actually dressing the set!

@Jojje94 9 лет назад

QDR Quality The cuts are usually so quick and you're so focused on watching what's going on that you don't bother with the fine details that don't match up, unless you deliberately look for it.

@QDRquality 9 лет назад

***** I agree, I just had to debunk the green screen comment :D

@themrfj 8 лет назад

+vidm96 Skillz!

@itsandyme9192 3 года назад

I love how graciously he swipes the onion off the board.

@mollyoneye 3 года назад

I absolutely love this man, he's so fantastic to watch

@sharks3010 3 года назад

When Ainsley's face popped up on screen, I lost it! 🤣🤣

@PlagueDemon6 4 года назад

I lost it when Ainsley Harriott tried to call Marco :)

@N0xium 2 года назад

I like how every single one of these videos start off with MPW looking like an absolute villain

@McCullyClassic 3 года назад

The vegetable stock pods at the end hahahahhahah

@Brandoff_B 9 лет назад

Love the knorr advertising at the end

@east8891 3 года назад

Dude so serious I thought it was real until I looked into the comments.

@TrialbyFire Год назад

The perfect edit does exist!

@johntrains1317 6 лет назад

This is Fucking hilarious. And Ainsley calling in made it that much better.

@adeelthegame 3 года назад

Let me remind everyone that no matter what this man says, whoever he is, its your choice!

@alexchan887 2 года назад

even chopping onion is so elegantly done

@ikon8275 3 года назад

Great job, seriously well done, I'm so happy that the RU-vid and meme community is finally discovering the Phenomenal Marco Perrier White.

@brandonlambert8021 6 лет назад

I laughed so hard. I was like "Is Marco really trolling us?"

@zlee001 5 лет назад

I was so confused when i saw this the first time. I thought i was having a stroke. 😂

@william678910 Год назад

Marco is so serious I was on my way to the kitchen to grab a banana and an onion

@brentdavis5329 2 года назад

Whoever did this, especially the Marco skit. BRILLIANT 😂😭🙏💛🤳

@notquiteanonymous4359 2 года назад

This man’s face is the reason the channel is called “Yes it’s funny”

@bilaljassat8496 2 года назад

How he kept a straight face doing this whole skit is amazing

@MrMikeylol22 2 года назад

He didn’t do a skit, he actually chopped an onion and they edited it.

@benjimain6 11 месяцев назад

Friend, you okay? 😅

@nobodytotallynotodysseus3222 2 года назад

Well done you had me fooled. Great editing.

@Thorkell6969 3 года назад

this is so well made

@jpopey91 9 лет назад

More of these!!!

@johndoejoey 9 лет назад

***** NOT GOOD ENOUGH... WE NEED 2 EVERY WEEK.

@jpopey91 9 лет назад

+Yes it's funny awsome!!!

@kmlkmljkl 9 лет назад

***** FUCK YEAH

@left4newbz 3 года назад

Marco needs more training. YSAC's onion chopping skills are still unmatched.

@cocomon1990 3 года назад

Why do you have that as your pfp?

@hentaiprotag7122 3 года назад

Nice pfp

@mesumermhd9074 3 года назад

@@cocomon1990 honestly you're better off not knowing

@cocomon1990 3 года назад

@@mesumermhd9074 sadly I know where is from...that's why I asked

@mesumermhd9074 3 года назад

@@cocomon1990 sorry misread that as "who" for some reason my bad :)

@brianyule1289 Год назад

That is a superb bit of work

@mattshu 3 года назад

Love the knorr stock pot at the end

@iggypopshot 9 лет назад

Brilliant.

@FuzzFace80 9 лет назад

I'm hoping that means Ainsley is up next. Brilliant!

@brentdavis5329 2 года назад

Funniest Marco video. Period. 😭🙏💛🤳

@brendanwalker5636 2 года назад

Got me! Haha I was sat about to take notes 📝🤣

@ilkeryoldas 9 лет назад

Ainsley Harriott would be epic! =)

@northseabrent 9 лет назад

Two handed.

@zefanyalt5944 9 лет назад

ilker yoldas yeaahaa boiii

@mentlegentleman7873 7 лет назад

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡° )

@mashable8759 4 года назад

YEAAAA BOII

@flowerofash4439 3 года назад

You can just edit porn hub videos for that

@IndraJayaGroup 4 года назад

1:01 Ainsley want to know your Location!

@hl8808 4 года назад

Indra Jaya ha’yaboi

@augustocordeiro3548 3 года назад

you got me for a second there, already subscribed ;)

@sethseth2534 3 года назад

I wheezed when he pulled out the frying pan

@andystack7449 4 года назад

I water the veggies in my garden with stockpot water so I don’t have to use seasoning when I cook