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Marine TikTok Fails... 

Nikko Ortiz
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@undauntedthud6872
@undauntedthud6872 10 месяцев назад
I have fully assessed my 4 year old son. He was eating dirt. "Dam it he will be Army." Saw him licking a window, "Dam it he is going to be infantry." Caught him eating crayons, "Dam it I'm raising a marine!" His momma don't know but I do.
@kimdramas
@kimdramas 9 месяцев назад
😂
@Laczek_Bambo
@Laczek_Bambo 9 месяцев назад
He has pica
@undauntedthud6872
@undauntedthud6872 9 месяцев назад
@@Laczek_Bambo He had anemia, once we got his iron levels back up he stopped eating dirt. I just like to joke about it because he checked all the boxes to be a marine. I come from multi generational military family and we like to rip on each other and the service branches we joined.
@BoilingDietCoke
@BoilingDietCoke 9 месяцев назад
Keep him away from water.
@A1YOLAAA
@A1YOLAAA 9 месяцев назад
😊😊😊😊
@Flametrooper998
@Flametrooper998 10 месяцев назад
Can we all just appreciate how much enthusiasm Nikko has for these fails, I find this hilarious in a good way, and think it is amazing, Keep up the good work Nikko,
@Fighting_Fatigue_117
@Fighting_Fatigue_117 9 месяцев назад
I always wonder where he gets his energy from!
@Flametrooper998
@Flametrooper998 9 месяцев назад
@@Fighting_Fatigue_117 Yeah, I want to know what he has in his coffee!
@Flametrooper998
@Flametrooper998 4 месяца назад
@@Fighting_Fatigue_117 Yeah, I want to know what he has in his coffee!
@kylefutter9118
@kylefutter9118 10 месяцев назад
"My necks broken" Have you tried drinking water and changing your socks?
@0846Tony
@0846Tony 10 месяцев назад
Dont forget the motrin 800mg
@Khornecussion
@Khornecussion 6 месяцев назад
Here's some extra strength Tylenol.
@Blondieee-ke5ez
@Blondieee-ke5ez 10 месяцев назад
Fails and Nikko the bestest combo ever 🖤🙌🏼
@maryjane4432
@maryjane4432 10 месяцев назад
Vids need to be longer.
@blakepowers7793
@blakepowers7793 10 месяцев назад
💀
@mikeyem1562
@mikeyem1562 10 месяцев назад
Most Bestest!!!
@FRANZIS_YT_ACC
@FRANZIS_YT_ACC 10 месяцев назад
Nah, Narrator and Nikko is the best combo
@evanmay6160
@evanmay6160 10 месяцев назад
Nah lemon curd and peanut butter
@Itsuki0419
@Itsuki0419 10 месяцев назад
4:14 the fact that Nikko started to say it had me dead
@ZamazingLack872-mu4vi
@ZamazingLack872-mu4vi 5 месяцев назад
Nruv
@MeanFemaleDevilDog
@MeanFemaleDevilDog 10 месяцев назад
Noooooo I missed this stream… looked damn hysterical watching my Devil Dogs in the wild. Rah rah rahhhhhhhhh purple crayons for life 😂😂😂😂😂
@thentfcommander6684
@thentfcommander6684 10 месяцев назад
The one with the Japanese warship had me rolling
@AMERICANA1155
@AMERICANA1155 10 месяцев назад
My dads been in the marines for a little more than twenty years so I definitely feel these.❤😂
@The_Succsessor
@The_Succsessor 10 месяцев назад
The sad thing is walking him to the army recruiters is getting truer and truer
@13BRa5calk1ng
@13BRa5calk1ng 10 месяцев назад
Man as a machine gunner I wish I cared about my ears more back then. Freedoms ringing 24/7
@MeanFemaleDevilDog
@MeanFemaleDevilDog 10 месяцев назад
Thanks for the great content Army. You’re always on fire 😂😂
@53cards92
@53cards92 10 месяцев назад
but this time, the grass was too ;)
@michaelcassady3862
@michaelcassady3862 10 месяцев назад
I loved being an Infantry Grunt because every day involved repetitive morale-building beating, tazing, and eating food which tasted like depression. Rah.
@artistnbl8883
@artistnbl8883 10 месяцев назад
USMC the only branch where you sign up to suffer… but look really damn good doing it 😎
@unclespy5921
@unclespy5921 9 месяцев назад
@@artistnbl8883 Ok now I KNOW I’m gonna fucking suffer once I enlist. Thanks:)
@msgoblue71
@msgoblue71 10 месяцев назад
Can't go wrong with Nikko's content! Love it💙
@okitsjaejae3614
@okitsjaejae3614 10 месяцев назад
“Crazy? I was crazy once” Ah shit, here we go again
@Dr.Percowski
@Dr.Percowski 10 месяцев назад
Niko is the real recruiter
@socalmsofly
@socalmsofly 10 месяцев назад
Marines are all tough until they think no one's looking 😂😂😅
@kristinwojtowich8902
@kristinwojtowich8902 10 месяцев назад
"Deployment goggles" got me dead 🤣🤣🤣
@tahanneloc10
@tahanneloc10 10 месяцев назад
7:34 Dude dropped the guy hiding before he dropped the trash he was carrying, no flinch 😄
@katherine4283
@katherine4283 10 месяцев назад
Funny but true! I was the only female in Navy PT and one day we trained with marines and they were all like they never seen a female before 😂😂
@angelaengle12
@angelaengle12 8 месяцев назад
2:30 "it can be complicated. Still not a 'no'". Braaaah, I died. 🤣🤣🤣🤣💀
@Bell_..
@Bell_.. 10 месяцев назад
Marines are such loveable goofballs. 🤪
@JakobGreene
@JakobGreene 2 месяца назад
If being a pilot doesn’t work out for me I’m just gonna enlist to the Marines
@matthewcrosby4792
@matthewcrosby4792 10 месяцев назад
I would love to see more marine fails. Niko your content is amazing thank you
@user-ff9gk3cj9k
@user-ff9gk3cj9k 10 месяцев назад
Filling up the cantine had me dead and homies legs 😂😂😂💀💀🤣🤣
@diana7002
@diana7002 10 месяцев назад
more... MOREEEEE ahahha love these vids ahah
@lebronjames12427
@lebronjames12427 10 месяцев назад
Love all the crayon eaters out there 😂
@04m11
@04m11 10 месяцев назад
During MCT, the instructors said remember they have been out here for the past week just like you with no shower. Do you really want a grill cheese that bad? During deployment, when a female looks good in full gear with flack on, you know you've been there too long
@sk8v3r49
@sk8v3r49 10 месяцев назад
Another amazing video. Well done Nikko👏🏾
@rachaellawley9730
@rachaellawley9730 10 месяцев назад
Soldier: sir my necks broken Instructor: are you dead Soldier: no sir Instructor: you’re fine
@Goku_power8679
@Goku_power8679 10 месяцев назад
These are my favorite videos because we got the dumbass and then we got the funny ones
@megaautism7437
@megaautism7437 11 дней назад
Absolutely adore your energy on these videos, please keep making stuff!
@Gabe-yu1vt
@Gabe-yu1vt 10 месяцев назад
These are great, Resect to Nikko!
@owentymchuk6523
@owentymchuk6523 10 месяцев назад
Thank you for these amazing military tictok fails
@Hacein_YT
@Hacein_YT 10 месяцев назад
Army now Marines LETTSSSS GOOOO
@ibrahimfayad5290
@ibrahimfayad5290 10 месяцев назад
Just in time you saved me from boredom 😂😂
@UliseesDolloff
@UliseesDolloff 5 месяцев назад
Bro, I love this guys videos
@mirevans3776
@mirevans3776 10 месяцев назад
4:02 This was so goddamn hilarious xD
@Glover2727
@Glover2727 10 месяцев назад
i love nikko best way to make people laugh🎉
@tornado_man_4078
@tornado_man_4078 10 месяцев назад
Love the marines! Less go!
@colty_boi589
@colty_boi589 10 месяцев назад
Nikko you always find a way to make things funny, and it makes me laugh so hard
@lorenquintana6309
@lorenquintana6309 10 месяцев назад
Loved being able to roll up my sleeves
@kenpatchi7778
@kenpatchi7778 10 месяцев назад
when you been down range for a min and can smell the nice shampoo smell coming from the female showers.
@goofyahhgamer35productions39
@goofyahhgamer35productions39 9 месяцев назад
Bro was straight up recreating Rat Tunnels from Nam
@William43275
@William43275 10 месяцев назад
3:54 "hey sir why are they turning the gun barrel at us?"
@wyattford6179
@wyattford6179 10 месяцев назад
Aye the rock one aint wrong😂 my buddy and i found a big ass rock in bootcamp and he still has that rock, we named him Wock and hes now pfc wocl
@adamellison8343
@adamellison8343 10 месяцев назад
I’m so stoked to hear you think my MOS is the most badass hahaha 0331 here baby, wanna know how the grim reaper feels? Ask a Marine Machine Gunner… 😂
@fregal2130
@fregal2130 10 месяцев назад
POV: when the marines learn from the vietnames
@Mightyops2015
@Mightyops2015 10 месяцев назад
I love your vids and they are funny af
@Linda-wn9ul
@Linda-wn9ul 10 месяцев назад
Younger brother was Marine. Said what I put him through growing up was way worse than boot camp. 👿
@damienburroughs2119
@damienburroughs2119 2 месяца назад
7:55 My dad's collection are all Pins! no snap bars, no sliding....Pins....Even my mom's were pins! You people with your snaps...damn! Wuses!
@felixbermudez3782
@felixbermudez3782 2 дня назад
Nikko reacting to Nikko is priceless
@twistofcain2099
@twistofcain2099 7 месяцев назад
PTSD is kicking in after this video from the military 😂
@cykosyc
@cykosyc 10 месяцев назад
we dont call them fox holes, we call them fighting holes :D great video
@spoopyboi1882
@spoopyboi1882 10 месяцев назад
Crazy? I was crazy once. They locked me in a room. A rubber room. A rubber room with rats. Rats make me crazy. Crazy? I was crazy once...
@zaydenlancaster
@zaydenlancaster 2 месяца назад
Crazy, I was crazy once, they locked me in a room, a metal room, a metal room filled with drill Sargents
@Gtag_phase
@Gtag_phase 10 месяцев назад
0:57 pov you left your husky at home alone for a minute
@williamwallin6657
@williamwallin6657 10 месяцев назад
I love watching these videos
@christopherdillard1
@christopherdillard1 10 месяцев назад
Seriously? We were using magnet rails for our ribbons over a decade ago in the Navy. Catch up, guys.
@Glitch._.878
@Glitch._.878 10 месяцев назад
i love your content
@xwinter__riderx9155
@xwinter__riderx9155 10 месяцев назад
Cool Thumbnail
@Steff-W
@Steff-W 10 месяцев назад
Ok these are great thank you Nikko ❤
@katymercado8795
@katymercado8795 10 месяцев назад
This is the only dude that has me laughing out loud
@bikelife91172
@bikelife91172 5 месяцев назад
its a portable gf
@lonestoner8297
@lonestoner8297 10 месяцев назад
3:44 BRO!!!!! Lmfao
@JonathanBenton-hx9ug
@JonathanBenton-hx9ug 10 месяцев назад
I love the vids man
@August222
@August222 10 месяцев назад
I wonder when recruiting is going to discover creators like Nikko.
@BrianDamages420
@BrianDamages420 10 месяцев назад
W crayon fails
@albusplaustrum06
@albusplaustrum06 10 месяцев назад
5:57 LOL, did Army dirty.
@Gtag_phase
@Gtag_phase 10 месяцев назад
4:20 that one friend squad during the school lunch
@NL5skull
@NL5skull 10 месяцев назад
LOVE THE VIDS KEEP IT UP DUDE💙💙
@markbowerii7632
@markbowerii7632 3 месяца назад
9:30, It's a Fleshlight lol. Homie lost the endcap for his.🤣
@kristianlockwood634
@kristianlockwood634 10 месяцев назад
As my recruiter says “hey wanna join the army, too bad, we’re marines”
@CyBrook
@CyBrook 10 месяцев назад
Orah marine!!!!🪖🖍️👨‍❤️‍💋‍👨
@themightymutt6653
@themightymutt6653 7 месяцев назад
"My neck is broken!" "Here, Motrin, electrolytes and hydrate. Now get your ass back out there!"
@Rusty610-es4cm
@Rusty610-es4cm 10 месяцев назад
I love the United States, Marine Corps because my dad was in the United States Marine Corps. They are funny and crazy
@The2ndGentleman
@The2ndGentleman 10 месяцев назад
The Rain is fun to run through, chill all you people who hate it
@terririley4231
@terririley4231 10 месяцев назад
8:48 😂 this motherfuker army over there playing devils advocate 😂😂 LOVE IT 😂❤
@speedypact608
@speedypact608 10 месяцев назад
This guy is hilarious
@Th3_Guyz
@Th3_Guyz 10 месяцев назад
Smash: "You know if they got high thighs they down bad ngl."
@Sharky-bp1yl
@Sharky-bp1yl 10 месяцев назад
We need to talk about how nice that rock was 😂
@viperbot2k9
@viperbot2k9 10 месяцев назад
God this was a blessing 😂😂
@Fighting_Fatigue_117
@Fighting_Fatigue_117 9 месяцев назад
I swear Nikko's videos always have me reassessing my life! 😂
@FashionableRider
@FashionableRider 3 месяца назад
i love these vids make my dam day haha
@USMarineJMS93
@USMarineJMS93 4 месяца назад
Them Wookies look real good after a while. Desert goggles real strong
@burtmacklin6443
@burtmacklin6443 10 месяцев назад
Thank you so much for the Southland Tales clip.
@michaelcostello3460
@michaelcostello3460 3 месяца назад
3:07 😂 diabolical but accurate
@MoDeLi370
@MoDeLi370 10 месяцев назад
I remember running a mile everyday for like two months waiting to go to the AF
@wreyamon4472
@wreyamon4472 5 месяцев назад
The joke with Japan was that America is Japan's friend just for the anime girls. 😂
@kgw100
@kgw100 10 месяцев назад
showing the body pillow to the JDF was top tier. Having a 240 is the best position in the army and marines
@turduckn89
@turduckn89 7 месяцев назад
Dude, Amberland, thanks for your service Marine!
@IamME3192
@IamME3192 5 месяцев назад
1:39 you know its bad when the MARINE tells you to calm down
@sethshier2186
@sethshier2186 10 месяцев назад
Love seeing snaprack being represented 💪🏻
@JR_Phantøm
@JR_Phantøm 9 месяцев назад
I love how Nikko laughed at his own video 😂 🫡
@Ondaocean
@Ondaocean 10 месяцев назад
1hour squad where you at
@BrooklynBond-yn9yr
@BrooklynBond-yn9yr 5 месяцев назад
Thank you, Marines that are supporting Japan and their anime making it’s the best
@englishperson
@englishperson 9 месяцев назад
just gon put that random USA crossdresser in there and hope we don't notice? XD Great video bruv
@superfugewasbrown
@superfugewasbrown 10 месяцев назад
All the other marines want you (superfast" that are male") lmfao
@sethchilders5402
@sethchilders5402 9 месяцев назад
“FOR THE EMPEROR” had me dead😂
@jakesdreed
@jakesdreed 10 месяцев назад
Bro opened the door for his soul 7:13
@matthewsimmons5568
@matthewsimmons5568 10 месяцев назад
My boy !!!!!! )The built man shotgunning a energy drink) hell yeah man
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