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Marine TikTok Fails... Part 2 

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@gavinlane7038
@gavinlane7038 11 месяцев назад
The Marines i know invaded the Airforce barracks with nerf guns that had thumb tacks in the darts. Now nerf guns are not aloud on base.
@Christos-Anesti-ICXC
@Christos-Anesti-ICXC 11 месяцев назад
Was this in P cola ? 🤔
@gavinlane7038
@gavinlane7038 11 месяцев назад
@@Christos-Anesti-ICXC yeah
@jessicaparker-c2n
@jessicaparker-c2n 11 месяцев назад
it also wasnt you, lmao
@Fighting_Fatigue_117
@Fighting_Fatigue_117 11 месяцев назад
That's savage
@mrspecs9211
@mrspecs9211 11 месяцев назад
Pointy end in the dart or in the airman?
@umbraviventem
@umbraviventem 11 месяцев назад
"I know you hispanic, you can get over that fence" love it.
@oVRazberryVo
@oVRazberryVo 11 месяцев назад
That 4’7 marine is 100% gonna be a running recon😂😂 that mf can hide ANYWHERE 🤣🤣
@soldierski1669
@soldierski1669 11 месяцев назад
😂
@Aredel
@Aredel 11 месяцев назад
He’s gonna become an American Gurkha.
@Fighting_Fatigue_117
@Fighting_Fatigue_117 11 месяцев назад
Luckily he didn't join the airborne/paratroopers.
@KELLEMWITIT
@KELLEMWITIT 8 месяцев назад
lol
@nathanczyz6755
@nathanczyz6755 11 месяцев назад
So glad to see my scribe(the 4'7 guy) makin history on the internet. We all knew he would make some funny shit appear and he hasn't disappointed. Here's to 66 and the memories.
@TheGiggleMasterP
@TheGiggleMasterP 11 месяцев назад
He's never shit his pants but has Nikko shit someone else's pants?? 😂🎉
@seastriker2877
@seastriker2877 11 месяцев назад
RAHHHHH, love the marines
@vililehesto2774
@vililehesto2774 11 месяцев назад
Yes siir
@Cooper.M
@Cooper.M 11 месяцев назад
Same
@nikkoortizshorts
@nikkoortizshorts 11 месяцев назад
They are amazing 😂
@already__taken
@already__taken 11 месяцев назад
CRAYON 🖍️
@Yessiribrobroskeu
@Yessiribrobroskeu 11 месяцев назад
Since my dad was, I gotta love them
@Orrestes13
@Orrestes13 11 месяцев назад
Had a 4'11" Marine in Boot with me and he still made it thru down the reaper and completed the crucible with two fractured tibia's.
@Sourav_Ahmed
@Sourav_Ahmed 11 месяцев назад
Congrats on Two mill Nikko ❤❤🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉 Its been amazing seeing you come so far. Wishing you more success brother.
@LilMissy9315
@LilMissy9315 11 месяцев назад
Lol tried to join the marine Corp a few years ago, got denied for asthma. Watching this now? I’m still mad I didn’t get in this vibe is my jam 😂😂
@scottwall8419
@scottwall8419 5 месяцев назад
Same, you gotta protect yourself before you join up. Two broken ankles, two slipped disc's, chronic knee issues.......rejected for asthma even though I ran marathons by the time I tried to join. Made me laugh but I get it. Can't take any chances, never know when that shut gonna flare up.
@occamsrazorblades
@occamsrazorblades 11 месяцев назад
'Embrace the suck' - truer words never spoken
@chriskirk9708
@chriskirk9708 11 месяцев назад
I remember seeing when the 4'7 Marine was a recruit in San Diego, Saw him just before I left for Camp Johnson and he was in the entry Platoon. cool to see he went there too, wonder if he also became a mech, a driver or supply
@MeanFemaleDevilDog
@MeanFemaleDevilDog 11 месяцев назад
I seriously miss my Corps, my Devil dogs, and my crayons 😂😂😂😂
@BrianDamages420
@BrianDamages420 11 месяцев назад
Gotta love the marines nikko! Was here for this stream too!
@nikkoortizshorts
@nikkoortizshorts 11 месяцев назад
For real 😂
@ACmeh
@ACmeh 11 месяцев назад
More fails just what I need this week! Always love the vids
@nikkoortizshorts
@nikkoortizshorts 11 месяцев назад
I needed this too!
@Flametrooper998
@Flametrooper998 11 месяцев назад
Marines and their toys, No No 😂😂 Congrats on 2 mil Nikko, I look forward to your videos every day.
@leticiasegura1249
@leticiasegura1249 11 месяцев назад
I want to see Nikki conquer his fears😂 go swimming in the ocean Nikki and vlog it pleassee
@RSKLove
@RSKLove 11 месяцев назад
Thanks for covering down on us Marines, Soldier!!! Rah.
@Amber_H.C
@Amber_H.C 11 месяцев назад
The whole video is funny as F but the navy corpsman one is also hilarious 😂😂😂😂😂😂
@dusting1851
@dusting1851 11 месяцев назад
I saw that 4ft 7in Marine at boot camp. He graduated a month before i did. We shat on him when we saw him, but thinking about it now, dudes a real one. Carried his company guidon at his graduation, and made history while doing it. Semper fi
@mrsaggienuts6084
@mrsaggienuts6084 11 месяцев назад
When nikko post marine video my day goes from 2 to a 10 real quick
@tinytimmyers2023
@tinytimmyers2023 11 месяцев назад
It's funny watching the shortest marine run during pt
@ronaldo-cr7-number-7
@ronaldo-cr7-number-7 11 месяцев назад
when Nikko said I would give anything to do it one more time And that song just came on it hit different
@zodiacwillgetu
@zodiacwillgetu 7 месяцев назад
What song is that? I cant find it.
@stephanieturner6912
@stephanieturner6912 11 месяцев назад
Shoot I want that little toy tank thing too. 😂 looks like a blast.
@CowpokeCannoneer
@CowpokeCannoneer 11 месяцев назад
The marine at the ice cream truck at the end is Ssgt Sansonetti. My old plt Sgt. He passed away in 2022. Rest easy man
@JulieParker-z4i
@JulieParker-z4i 9 месяцев назад
Thanks!
@christopherdillard1
@christopherdillard1 11 месяцев назад
I'd love to see Nikko tour a submarine one day. 😆
@Fighting_Fatigue_117
@Fighting_Fatigue_117 11 месяцев назад
This whole time I thought Nikko was a marine! 😂 I'm British so it's hard to say, but I'd say your airforce has the hottest women.
@franciscoriordan9595
@franciscoriordan9595 11 месяцев назад
They have that reputation but I live next to an AFB and haven’t noticed it. Maybe they don’t let the good looking ones leave the base?
@Fighting_Fatigue_117
@Fighting_Fatigue_117 10 месяцев назад
@@franciscoriordan9595 Haha! I've only just seen this I wasn't ignoring you. I think I get what you mean, during the winter I wonder where all the hot women have gone, I start thinking they're conspiring to stay indoors until the summer.
@camerontovey2315
@camerontovey2315 10 месяцев назад
Nah bro Royal Navy women fuck hard.
@Fighting_Fatigue_117
@Fighting_Fatigue_117 10 месяцев назад
Gentlemen, I heard some wild stories about female British soldiers last night! Haha
@Fighting_Fatigue_117
@Fighting_Fatigue_117 10 месяцев назад
@@camerontovey2315 Playing hide and seek with some female sailors on a ship, that sounds very fun.
@davidbryanttrucking
@davidbryanttrucking 10 месяцев назад
He got the old full to father Nelson. Classic.
@jdsmith8282
@jdsmith8282 11 месяцев назад
For explanation on the hair out your ass thing: if you have long hair that shit gets everywhere, and sometimes might get in your food. It doesn’t always digest so you gotta literally yoink it out
@nicholashernandez1494
@nicholashernandez1494 11 месяцев назад
We all know Airforce got the baddies. Facts.
@RangerBeef
@RangerBeef 11 месяцев назад
I love the fucking switch at 4:21. "The fuck!? Oh nevermind. Marine."
@brandylorraine
@brandylorraine 9 месяцев назад
The salsa marine is a space force in disguise
@sole_survivor3014
@sole_survivor3014 11 месяцев назад
The marine in the garbage was saying "MY LEG, MY LEEEG"
@mythlessrwf
@mythlessrwf 11 месяцев назад
7:10 um yeah as a Hawaii resident I can see this happening
@maryjane4432
@maryjane4432 11 месяцев назад
Nikko’s branches need to never have I ever
@KikiGarcia-we2wq
@KikiGarcia-we2wq 11 месяцев назад
2:30 the vid As a Mexican my self I find it funny and offensive but it put a smile on my face and he never failed not to
@Fighting_Fatigue_117
@Fighting_Fatigue_117 11 месяцев назад
Who do Mexicans get to do their gardening?
@deziredawn7275
@deziredawn7275 6 месяцев назад
My granddad was in the 82nd airborne, his drill sergeant asked for 6 drivers. They had to "drive" a wheelbarrow 😂
@daynabrooks4399
@daynabrooks4399 11 месяцев назад
It said no regerts! 😂😂😂 NO REGRETS! 😂😂😂
@KTMBOI450
@KTMBOI450 11 месяцев назад
Nikko’s laugh sounds like tickle me Elmo
@benjaminsnyder4352
@benjaminsnyder4352 11 месяцев назад
That is an amphibious landing drill on Onslow Beach Camp Lejeune NC. Army has Amphibious Labding training as well. Sappers / Pontineers still train to do it.
@PFG-hn3mh
@PFG-hn3mh 11 месяцев назад
Niko the GOAT
@BuckoManYT
@BuckoManYT 11 месяцев назад
just got suspended from school and now i have something to entertain myself with, very much appreciated.
@wrath1204
@wrath1204 8 месяцев назад
3:04 yup remember seeing that quite often when I was at lima for 2 months last year
@JP_Tonic
@JP_Tonic 11 месяцев назад
3:11 he is saying "My Leg My Leg" your welcome
@vrman823
@vrman823 11 месяцев назад
AYO they be having fun
@brycenramon-3283
@brycenramon-3283 9 месяцев назад
9:19 bro took conceal carry to a another level 🤣
@boigeorge1149
@boigeorge1149 11 месяцев назад
You mentioned the surplus store and I immediately went to make sure they got the sleep system.
@Shadowfeather
@Shadowfeather 11 месяцев назад
Ah, the crayon eaters back at it again
@nikkoortizshorts
@nikkoortizshorts 11 месяцев назад
They are here 😂
@rosiealmy3388
@rosiealmy3388 11 месяцев назад
once a military, always a military
@SavageFrank
@SavageFrank 11 месяцев назад
7:15 Hawaii has the fans at the gate, while while Alaska has space heaters.
@Stillmaineiac88
@Stillmaineiac88 11 месяцев назад
Embrace the suck. Life is so much easier once you do that.
@fussycurve5404
@fussycurve5404 11 месяцев назад
Love your videos
@Salosek
@Salosek 11 месяцев назад
These fails are amazing
@Freebozo-o2q
@Freebozo-o2q 11 месяцев назад
"i know your Hispanic you can get over it" bro 💀
@yaNasTy
@yaNasTy 11 месяцев назад
i had one in my company during basic training that wanted to go through the 2m wall instead going over it xD
@Craig_gggg
@Craig_gggg 8 месяцев назад
3:24, can't be fricking RELATE.
@sulochanawadalkar8747
@sulochanawadalkar8747 11 месяцев назад
No one's talking about play button perfectly on her eyes Like ANIME
@germanfernandez4332
@germanfernandez4332 11 месяцев назад
He’s right that fence ain’t got shit on the real wall 😂
@tiggunner9231
@tiggunner9231 11 месяцев назад
always great vids
@nikkoortizshorts
@nikkoortizshorts 11 месяцев назад
So good! Which fail made you laugh the most? 😂
@tiggunner9231
@tiggunner9231 11 месяцев назад
Gotta be watching people suffer reinacting d-day 😂
@Motivation-i4d
@Motivation-i4d 11 месяцев назад
I love these vids
@nikkoortizshorts
@nikkoortizshorts 11 месяцев назад
They are so good 😂
@soartothesky
@soartothesky 6 месяцев назад
My first SGT left when I left. He loved me. Drill SGT Alfredo Reyna me and Drill SGT Mayoan Santana in Fort Sill ran a mile in 2:46. Hyperspeed.
@aliciadupuy9228
@aliciadupuy9228 11 месяцев назад
nice! i think this is the earliest ive been!
@bearheaton001051
@bearheaton001051 11 месяцев назад
Nightmare is still a dream sir! 😂
@Redneck_randy
@Redneck_randy 11 месяцев назад
Rah rarah rararah rah RAH
@nicholastormey5946
@nicholastormey5946 11 месяцев назад
aye yo how my man fit a whole ass shotgun down his pant leg WTF
@ChristopherMuscato-i6d
@ChristopherMuscato-i6d 11 месяцев назад
I didn’t know they posted that video lol I was hiding in the back for formation “shortest marine”
@Metalheart880
@Metalheart880 11 месяцев назад
I’ve cried under my welding helmet and in the porto- it’s only bad if someone sees u. So I can honestly ssy there were no witnesses
@BreadOverAll420
@BreadOverAll420 11 месяцев назад
waw i caught this fast, wsg nikko, you're the reason im probably gonna join the military
@nikkoortizshorts
@nikkoortizshorts 11 месяцев назад
Hell yeah I love this!
@Xander_Zimmermann
@Xander_Zimmermann 11 месяцев назад
4:14 Crafton, is that you?
@DefoNotAPerson
@DefoNotAPerson 11 месяцев назад
keep it up!
@nikkoortizshorts
@nikkoortizshorts 11 месяцев назад
So good! Which one made you laugh the most? 😂
@The_Ghost_of_cabbage_past
@The_Ghost_of_cabbage_past 11 месяцев назад
Marine battle cries over a time Before meting Navy:Oorah After meeting Navy Marines: My ass hurts😫
@nikkoortizshorts
@nikkoortizshorts 11 месяцев назад
Too good 😂
@thecrashninja
@thecrashninja 11 месяцев назад
Some days I wake up, and actually wish I was back in a messhall.
@Chris_usmc
@Chris_usmc 11 месяцев назад
Can't believe the tank made it in that's my unit 2/2
@Speedtail_Likes_Migs
@Speedtail_Likes_Migs 9 месяцев назад
the humble is the reason the army can't have nice things
@jaydenmorris2560
@jaydenmorris2560 9 месяцев назад
Despite what you may think. I heard that amphibs are a lot nicer than other ships.
@taliaperkins1389
@taliaperkins1389 11 месяцев назад
5:35 The look on his face!
@Crippledbunny
@Crippledbunny 11 месяцев назад
Grunts, just wanna have fun
@longwong1016
@longwong1016 11 месяцев назад
My friend was in that shortest marines platoon. Bruh I didn't believe in until i saw it.
@LonelyPluto317
@LonelyPluto317 3 месяца назад
7:15 Nah even the spelling says it
@Texasraildog
@Texasraildog 11 месяцев назад
Great story keep going brother.
@themightymutt6653
@themightymutt6653 11 месяцев назад
I feel like i was MADE for Marine Corps! Unfortunately, even though i outgrew asthma in early highschool, it disqualified me from any military service. That was crushing 😢
@Aredel
@Aredel 11 месяцев назад
Did they not accept a waiver?
@marshallbaeth1156
@marshallbaeth1156 9 месяцев назад
Nah my fiancees hair always end up in my asscrack somehow and it drives me crazy 😂
@dishonored3026
@dishonored3026 11 месяцев назад
once had a majors daughter go missing turns out she wasw just in the grunt barraks letting everyone have a turn.....it was the majors unit.
@JCGver
@JCGver 10 месяцев назад
One barrack bunny you'd better not get caught with.
@a3x40
@a3x40 11 месяцев назад
BRUHHH YOU MAKE THE MILITARY LOOK SO FUN I WANNA GO BUT IDKKKK
@dovmanheimer2280
@dovmanheimer2280 11 месяцев назад
3:23 these are not marines these are Israeli tankers
@kornholyo1828
@kornholyo1828 11 месяцев назад
These video. Made me a sad panda.
@chazshefulsky8828
@chazshefulsky8828 11 месяцев назад
I know the dudes shaving in the feild lol
@resolutehat866
@resolutehat866 11 месяцев назад
The first tiktok is Camp Geiger where we do MCT (Marine Combat Training)
@chopsticks4079
@chopsticks4079 11 месяцев назад
That tiny marine has been put in a seabag at least 3 times
@AWCY
@AWCY 7 месяцев назад
6:57 navy got the hot furry 😂😂
@BoilingDietCoke
@BoilingDietCoke 11 месяцев назад
Eazy Radio is the song at the start.
@alucarder
@alucarder 11 месяцев назад
Great video
@melissamartinez2632
@melissamartinez2632 5 месяцев назад
7:09 I felt little like it was sound like something from Harry Potter
@cripto130
@cripto130 11 месяцев назад
Marine Cleaning services slowly goes crosseyed during his sales pitch
@DeW6464MiStY
@DeW6464MiStY 11 месяцев назад
Air force definitely has the most baddies but a close second is coast guard 💯🫡
@danieldode2893
@danieldode2893 7 месяцев назад
Do romainian army next
@TrevorGoay
@TrevorGoay 11 месяцев назад
This vid is amazing
@L.V.exoticpets
@L.V.exoticpets 11 месяцев назад
JA JA JA JA ITS NOT A FAWKIN JOKE IT SHOULD BE A JOKE 😂😂😂😂😂😂 IM DEAD I CAN SLEEP GOOD NOW 😂😂😂
@Firomus
@Firomus 11 месяцев назад
Today I learnt that Nikko is Mexican. I mean the last name should have told me 😆
@midnightelix
@midnightelix 11 месяцев назад
Same! I literally had to pause the video to make sure I heard correctly lol
@alexisrobinson9180
@alexisrobinson9180 11 месяцев назад
I think he’s mixed & his dad is the Mexican parent
@Insightfulgrass
@Insightfulgrass 11 месяцев назад
It be like that in Hawaii too 😂
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