Mario Speedrun, but if I look at Mario's Nipples I reset the run

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Do not look at Mario, or this video.
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Mario Kart 8 - Lose Race
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Paper Mario The Origami King - Giant Fan of Bonehead Island
Mario Kart 7 - Staff Roll
Super Mario Odyssey - The Odyssey’s First Takeoff
Mario & Sonic at the Rio 2016 Olympic Games - Rosalina in the Observatory
Mario Kart 8 - Shy Guy Falls
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@cdr5054 8 месяцев назад

I know Doug's old phase was "solve problems nobody has" but at this point he just "creates problems nobody has"

@apairofsteeltoedboots4729 8 месяцев назад

He ran out of problems to “solve” As Thanos said, “fine, I’ll do it myself”

@desperado3347 8 месяцев назад

same thing really

@recksroller2220 7 месяцев назад

Natural progression, baby

@bubbagidrolobidoo6730 7 месяцев назад

How would he solve problems no one has without creating them? Dumb

@gremlinman9724 7 месяцев назад

he solves problems nobody has, and creates problems nobody can solve. he is the ultimate evil.

@dooplets._.5776 8 месяцев назад

Imagine how bad it'd feel to have a speed worse than a man who beat it without looking at the screen

@memestrikes1017 8 месяцев назад

i am an avid toucher of grass so not too bad.

@Ice-Bear249 8 месяцев назад

@@memestrikes1017”Press X to doubt”

@thethingcalledlisa 8 месяцев назад

@@memestrikes1017 being a drug addict isn’t something I’d share in RU-vid comments

@SomeOne-vf1rs 8 месяцев назад

@@thethingcalledlisaWhy not? Nobody knows who you are, and weed or “grass” is legal in more and more places.

@dooplets._.5776 8 месяцев назад

@@SomeOne-vf1rs calm down man it's a joke

@DSmittie 8 месяцев назад

A unified chat is still the most terrifying thing you can encounter, especially if they have such a lusty goal

@jacobsiron6929 8 месяцев назад

Maybe the real Nipple% was the DougDoug we watched along the way

@cherricake1796 8 месяцев назад

@@jacobsiron6929based

@thethingcalledlisa 8 месяцев назад

It’s strange to see all of the main characters coming together, oh and Doug was there too

@1Grainer1 8 месяцев назад

isn't esfand nipples% speedrunner? i think he competes in that category quite often

@spiderdude2099 8 месяцев назад

When everyone got united behind belligerent girlfriend Melina, that was magical

@LilKirbs 8 месяцев назад

Glad you're playing Mario the way Nintendo intended

@IsaacNeice-wk1rm 8 месяцев назад

Yooo it’s this guy! Love your videos❤️

@2Links 8 месяцев назад

this IS how you're supposed to play the game

@halifax9254 8 месяцев назад

@Lilkirbs that way it was Nintended to be played

@arshadmakeen4168 8 месяцев назад

lilkirbs pog

@Puppylover720 8 месяцев назад

Gamimg

@firstnamelastname3547 8 месяцев назад

Imagine being #752, knowing that someone beat the speedrun faster than you without even looking at Mario or the coin counter

@mslabo102s2 8 месяцев назад

Probably a kid who tried to "speedrun."

@sohamsengupta6470 8 месяцев назад

To be fair strats change over time, the cap jump tech may not have existed back then. No run is really a bad run, cause at least they've tried something

@mariotheundying 8 месяцев назад

@@sohamsengupta6470 wouldn't people creating the Speedrun search for the fastest route? Would they just forget to check that area? I'm sure they would've checked if that was possible

@sohamsengupta6470 8 месяцев назад

@@mariotheundying there's a couple things there, a) this is clearly a goofy category, thus a lot of submissions may just be people submitting a run for funsies, b) tech gets discovered over time, I'm not knowledgeable in the history of mario odyssey runs but it is possible that there was a time when the chained hat throw-hat jump tech hadn't been developed or was really uncommon, then those runs would've been done without using the hat jump tech. Speedrunning is a fascinating thing because runs and routes don't just get created, they evolve over time as communities find new tech, test now strategies and experiment. It's part of what makes the stuff so engrossing, is that it's fuelled by a community, and thus any and all contributions, be they runs, tases, or just the enthusiasm of viewers, is part of what drives the whole scene. It's a major reason why I'm somewhat disappointed at the number of 'imagine being below this run' comments, cause I genuinely do believe that every run is valuable to the community and to the runner because at least you've done a thing! Anyways the second half of this was probably rather irrelevant to your question but I did just want to clarify my viewpoint, cheers and have a good day!

@Hexagonaldonut 8 месяцев назад

@@mariotheundying New routes and tricks are discovered all the time. You're not gonna automatically know what the best way to approach a run is going to be, and spending *all* of your time searching for some hypothetical best route just isn't practical for most runners; it's a community effort. Unless it's a TAS.

@TriforceZard 8 месяцев назад

I feel like a blindfolded run would be weirdly easier than this hell

@abilawaandamari8366 8 месяцев назад

I mean, think about it, intentionally trying to use only your peripherals to see the things you want to see is insanely unnatural. You're going against your instincts

@fignite8641 8 месяцев назад

A blindfold eun doesnt restart as much

@hellishBells 8 месяцев назад

It's like the difference between no internet and shitty internet

@tacopizzasandwich621 8 месяцев назад

This is essentially a blindfold run with the added difficulty of being able to look and having to force yourself not to

@jessicest 7 месяцев назад

yeah I'm pretty sure blindfolded is wayyyyyyyyyyy harder 😂 exhibit A: ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-ZYnaQS3ezzM.htmlsi=z01bER8gfsVljEpN

@dizzyhq5100 8 месяцев назад

This has to be the most difficult challenge Doug has ever attempted

@weinereater-wm6qm 8 месяцев назад

Its terribly distracting

@fireball626 8 месяцев назад

And if he fails he becomes a boykisser

@IdentifiantE.S 8 месяцев назад

@@weinereater-wm6qmYes 🙃

@playlikepig0550 8 месяцев назад

I'd say that goes to the cheese eating contest against skyrim

@906robot9 8 месяцев назад

Nah, gtav with voice commands no damage was harder

@hfido_ 8 месяцев назад

Doug's chat is the only place where you can actually ask the streamer to show his nipples without consequences

@CasuallyShadow 8 месяцев назад

Was gonna say Pyro but he'd say ban that guy. Probably pointcrow or small ant, maybe one of the react Andy's

@placeholderdoe 8 месяцев назад

And we all know it’s not because twitch chat is creepy, twitch chat is asking our of goofiness

@cookiecaine4188 8 месяцев назад

Jerma's chat has asked him to zerk off mid stream

@raideranimator6091 8 месяцев назад

@@cookiecaine4188well? Did he?

@cookiecaine4188 8 месяцев назад

@@raideranimator6091 Yes and he bribed the Twitch Ceo as to not be banned.

@vintagememelord8168 8 месяцев назад

It's been hard not to stare at Mario's nipples for years. But now that I found out that I'm not the only one, I feel like I can be myself again.

@puffles5187 8 месяцев назад

It’s ok. We all love Mario’s pepperonis here. Here, we don’t kink shame.

@Thetacomaninnit 8 месяцев назад

Just now i had the idea to put like a subway surfers window in the corner of the screen to look at instead of the pepperonis

@Thetacomaninnit 8 месяцев назад

@@puffles5187I hear they taste of actual pepperoni

@Door227 8 месяцев назад

Finally Doug Doug is doing the content we all want

@D44RK_Iced_Yogs 8 месяцев назад

The only thing that could make this better is if Twitch chat gave Mario lore. I can’t wait for the day DougDoug and his wife, Twitch Chat, can finally become not divorced.

@IdentifiantE.S 8 месяцев назад

@@D44RK_Iced_YogsYes !

@vintagememelord8168 8 месяцев назад

It's been hard not to stare at Mario's nipples for years. But now that I found out that I'm not the only one, I feel like I can be myself again.

@Skeletonpie. 8 месяцев назад

NOW THAT WAS INFORMATIVE

@asackboyplush6508 8 месяцев назад

@@D44RK_Iced_Yogsoh you want Mario lore, the reason Mario doesn't have a bellybutton is because Mario wasn't born

@ULTRASPARKXX88 8 месяцев назад

As a person who has a blind spot in the middle of their vision, I can confirm that playing with your peripheral vision is absolute torture

@cornfield2120 7 месяцев назад

How? Genuinely curious

@MrSandman115 7 месяцев назад

@@cornfield21205 seconds of googling. Likely a central scotoma.

@day7163 6 месяцев назад

@@cornfield2120So I don't know what they actually gave, but Google shows results of Scotoma. I would link it but RU-vid doesn't like links.

@3bugsinatrenchcoat 6 месяцев назад

@@cornfield2120it's a common misconception that blindness is complete darkness, it's actually considerably more common to have spots missing. usually it's caused by degenerative diseases like glaucoma or cataracts. from what i know, it's pretty common to lose peripheral vision or have a blindspot in the center of your vision. i'm not an expert though, so i could be wrong !

@razordrive3238 2 месяца назад

@@Itsmaximillianhighdefinition Everyone has a tiny blind spot where a blood vessel enters the eye. Your brain is really good at essentially editing it out, so you don't notice it unless you are actively trying to. Some people however have other blind spots due to various conditions, and it sounds like the op has one in the center of their vision, which means they end up not being able to see things they look directly at, *and* the highest resolution part of their vision is gone

@guy_th18 8 месяцев назад

13:55 "The nipples are here, we just need the money" Words to live by.

@-LuminoX-Zamasu- 8 месяцев назад

Fr 🥶🔥 truly heartwarming

@dusklunistheumbreon 8 месяцев назад

Me omw to pay for my friend's OF

@Lee-hp1wg 5 месяцев назад

- Dutch Van Der Linde

@GregTheEggy 8 месяцев назад

I love how he acts as if his eyes are like a pet dog and not something he has full control over, "No no no, go up, stay there."

@kingtorra6955 8 месяцев назад

This may be the greatest speed run I’ve ever seen

@GuitarHeroTerminator 8 месяцев назад

You've seen a 15 minute long speed run in one minute?

@Zarroxius 8 месяцев назад

man he must’ve watched it really fast

@vintagememelord8168 8 месяцев назад

It's been hard not to stare at Mario's nipples for years. But now that I found out that I'm not the only one, I feel like I can be myself again.

@Benusr 8 месяцев назад

@@ZarroxiusSpeedran watching the speedrun.

@Herra_K 8 месяцев назад

Truly the greatest speedrunning of our lives

@daskanguru3515 8 месяцев назад

If I didn't know this speedrun category beforehand, my guess would have been that Twitch chat came up with the idea

@Door227 8 месяцев назад

Nope it’s existed for a while alongside “get laid%” for breath of the wild

@Uncle480 8 месяцев назад

9:40 I have no idea why, but Doug's reaction to that was hilarious. He seemed actually a little concerned with what was going on

@Me-ec1ic 8 месяцев назад

9:40 The way Doug says “what are you doing” with such panic is hilarious

@banbanthebandit4002 8 месяцев назад

So nice of Doug to not look while Mario was changing, very polite of him to not overstep Mario’s boundaries.

@kaitlando636 8 месяцев назад

Lol

@JTD_64 8 месяцев назад

the fact that he didn't even get last in the speedrunning leaderboard is hillarious

@lithoplanemasters6522 2 месяца назад

Tbf, there are people that actively seek last place in a speedrun area. Minecraft actually had such a massive problem with it that they had to create rules to ban some of those runs. Astralspiff has a great video on that.

@duetopersonalreasonsaaaaaa 8 месяцев назад

5:30 No way looking at Mario turning into a dinosaur should count as run ending, because I could not find direct evidence that dinosaurs had nipples, probably because there are much better things to research and nipples are soft tissue.

@DeuxisWasTaken 8 месяцев назад

Dinosaurs did not have nipples, as they are unique to mammals who use them to feed their offspring with milk.

@day7163 8 месяцев назад

Didn't think I would ever learn about dinosaur nipps, but here we are

@versusVSversus. 8 месяцев назад

but the description states he can't look at mario at all

@hamchurger4566 4 месяца назад

Too bad mario nipples are on the dino. When he goes into things with cappy he keeps key charateristics like his mustache or his nipples

@bzipoli 3 месяца назад

they also didn't have a mustache or a cap so its fair game

@redcoder09 8 месяцев назад

7:50 "Just for a couple minutes, I need you to not- SHIT." Glady, Doug. Gladly.

@Daniel-jk6ve 2 месяца назад

Congratulations, you have IBS! 🎈

@Halfendymion Месяц назад

Flex-Seal yourself shut for DougDoug

@actually_a_wyrm 8 месяцев назад

I don’t think this is a challenge, I think this is always how he plays because if he sees Mario’s nipples he examines them for so long he loses his pace and has to reset the run.

@Xanek 8 месяцев назад

Doug getting that sweet satisfaction of looking at Mario at the end was great. Can't believe Nickelback told the crowd to shut up for their song. (I know that it's fake)

@TheUnderscore_ 8 месяцев назад

No way my guy skipped to the end, commenting about it the instant the 15-min video released. Even now it's only 11 mins since upload. Heck, ya made me do it just to verify.

@nejishadow 8 месяцев назад

@@TheUnderscore_or they've watched the VOD

@hunterjarman4728 8 месяцев назад

You can also be watching the video at faster playback speed.

@CatsMeow_ 8 месяцев назад

I think you mean Nippleback

@CasuallyShadow 8 месяцев назад

@@nejishadowYeah, or they were probably there during the stream

@ShoofyWoofy 8 месяцев назад

When he was looking at the dino i said out loud, “Doug, stop looking at the dinussy!” before seeing my OWN TEXT TO SPEECH MESSAGE saying the same thing XD. I completely forgot i even sent that. Was having a terrible day but that totally made my night

@Crazy56U 8 месяцев назад

"I can't look at the coin counter, chat, tell me how many coins I have." "You have plenty." "Wow, really?! (looks at coin counter)" Classic Doug.

@owenmeier 8 месяцев назад

For some reason my brain told me that I shouldn’t look at Mario either 😂

@mazzy_ivy 8 месяцев назад

Same lmao

@TakkV2 8 месяцев назад

Chad Doug : "its so bad there's no risk for DMCA, RU-vid doesn't recognize it" Gigachad editor : proves Doug right

@smillythesmol 8 месяцев назад

As a Nipple% speedrunner, I can conclude this as a great video

@catfilmz 8 месяцев назад

The beauty of Mario’s nipples visually mixed with the sweet musical serenade of Nickleback made me cry a little.

@Artificer_ 8 месяцев назад

you mean nippleback?

@cdogthehedgehog6923 8 месяцев назад

Was that real? Theres no way theyre actually that terrible lmfao

@-_minttea_-5841 8 месяцев назад

@cdogthehedgehog6923 I'm choosing to think it's real because it's infinitely funnier that way

@FearlessJR2011 8 месяцев назад

Who's Nickelback? I only know nippleback

@soloriyeovin5011 8 месяцев назад

@@cdogthehedgehog6923no lol

@rusted_soul 8 месяцев назад

It’s like Doug’s eyes have stick drift that makes him subconsciously look up.

@jlco 8 месяцев назад

Imagine one of these streams edited so it's zoomed in wherever he's looking, or so everywhere he's not looking is monochrome and blurry. So you are forced to look where he looks.

@yuri-dx2vl 8 месяцев назад

Love how this would be so cursed on almost any other channel, but for this one it’s an average Wednesday

@kyemiller9434 8 месяцев назад

got a new quote of the day "you gotta earn my nipples" thanks doug

@D44RK_Iced_Yogs 8 месяцев назад

“This game is so hard when you are not looking at it”- DougDoug 2023. A sentence that rings true for a lot of Doug’s challenges.

@calebwashere 8 месяцев назад

"You've gotta earn my nipples, chat" was not a quote I expected Doug to say. And this is a video about trying to avoid seeing Mario's nipples.

@AlgorithmicPolicyIndex 8 месяцев назад

Guys, we as chat have failed. We did not get to see Doug's nipples. What a sad day this is.

@StuffandThings_ 8 месяцев назад

DougDoug has done the impossible. *He made chat not want attention from the streamer.*

@nillaq 8 месяцев назад

As the main character, Twitch chat could easily beat this challenge first try.

@sirbill_greebi3811 8 месяцев назад

No they couldn't. Twitch chat has no restraint. They single-handedly killed restraint three years ago, and the world hasn't been the same since. They get it on their second try.

@Pumpkinsmasherok 8 месяцев назад

No they would lose first then beat it after some character development

@diamondrg3556 8 месяцев назад

imagine getting a worse time than a guy who is goofing off like this and not even looking at mario.

@creativespace8637 8 месяцев назад

Damn you Doug for forcing every single viewer to do this challenge with you, it’s impossible not to try it ourselves

@maker0824 8 месяцев назад

These eye tracker challenges always hurt my eyes for some reason

@lykanaslupus 8 месяцев назад

Nipple Back, Sexy Mario and The Nipple Council. I laughed so hard throughout this video! XD

@lordbepiz 8 месяцев назад

Most normal DougDoug video ever

@haydenchu58 8 месяцев назад

It actually is when you compare it to most other recent videos

@dino.dino. 8 месяцев назад

Only Doug could think of things like this.

@glasshorse6893 7 месяцев назад

honestly its impressive how doug can end up in completely unrelated spaces from where he starts in runs. how it went from not looking at mario to watching nickleback cause the copyright detection physically cant tell its a song is beyond me

@egal1780 8 месяцев назад

1:49 Doug would be the streamer to ignore the help calls from a fan, even if it were an absolute emergency.

@kylecrombie5201 7 месяцев назад

The chat is hilarious, always so unhinged it’s pure gold 🤣

@bobbobert9379 8 месяцев назад

5:45 Doug: *already doing an insanely hard challenge* Also Doug: "Lets make it harder"

@Yozo_official 8 месяцев назад

This is only 5 minutes old but I already know this is gonna be one of the most iconic episodes

@TheLegendaryMemeKing 8 месяцев назад

In an alternate universe somebody donated $5000 during the stream asking Doug to show his nipples, and he did.

@UlrikDrabls 8 месяцев назад

Can't believe Doug HATES birthdays

@amritsodhi99 8 месяцев назад

“It’s so hard to play this game when you’re not looking at it”- DougDoug, 2023.

@jackhazardous4008 8 месяцев назад

I like how he cant rven get Mario's shirt off without failing the run

@drakeamougus2628 8 месяцев назад

I dont know how doug beat this 🥵🥵🥵

@DjdifigoWjejfjv 8 месяцев назад

How is it possible

@BrovBrock 8 месяцев назад

@@DjdifigoWjejfjvno idea 🥵

@andreworders7305 8 месяцев назад

The guys who made the text-to-speech beatbox is awesome

@jazzyj7834 8 месяцев назад

Doug is the Harbinger of Chaos. Twitch Chat, obviously, is the Chaos.

@ishouldfindagoodname2416 8 месяцев назад

8:58 Rare footage of DougDoug accepting a compliment instead of accusing the viewer of trying to trick him.

@matteofaccin6636 8 месяцев назад

Fantastic editing, give your compliments to the chef, Doug

@dylanryan913 8 месяцев назад

That's got to be the greatest speed run I've ever seen

@serpent3367 8 месяцев назад

Nippleback isn't real he can't hurt you. Nippleback: LoOk aT ThIS pHOtoGrApH

@EonLess 8 месяцев назад

Doug: "I don't think Christians aren't allowed to look at nipples" You might be thinking of Mormons

@Rtrbr.Realism 8 месяцев назад

Doug being Doug doing Doug things for dougdoug's chat

@Sturmpd 8 месяцев назад

I can’t wait for more completely normal speed running with DougDoug!

@Dojosie 8 месяцев назад

Don't worry Doug, now you've finished the challenge you can look at Mario's nipples again. We all know you want to.

@MonalgtGames 8 месяцев назад

Is so hard to see the video, without watching mario.

@felix56p 8 месяцев назад

0:32 that transition into the titlecard is beautiful

@jacemonster5 8 месяцев назад

The incredible self control this required is insane. Douglas Douglas is a true hero

@gabe91703 8 месяцев назад

A fun speedrun can confirm

@functionalaviation144 8 месяцев назад

I’m watching this with eye tracking and restarting every time I see mario and his nipples

@halkon4412 8 месяцев назад

"This is an actual speedrun category" has the same energy as "this is an actual Guinness world record" these days. The barrier to entry for both is so low that it hardly registers as impressive.

@hello.hello_ 8 месяцев назад

So sad this was his last video we will miss you doug fly high🕊️🕊️

@MrPotato127 8 месяцев назад

LMAO my dad just walked in on me watching Mario Speedrun, but if I look at Mario's nipples I reset.

@MrDogg0 8 месяцев назад

As a top 100 nipple% runner this is the content ive been waiting for

@adilmzese5346 8 месяцев назад

Needed a Doug video after just commuting fraud

@Baby_999 8 месяцев назад

I love how every stream the viewers basically decides something random or when doug talks about something

@keymacaroon-uh7kj 8 месяцев назад

I never thought I'd get to see a crossover between Super Mario and Nipples, but yet here we are. Life is good.

@sodapopinski8064 8 месяцев назад

Don't forget Nickelback

@RiptideWasTaken 8 месяцев назад

man, 13:00 has the greatest music of the universe.

@totallynothatguy1698 8 месяцев назад

Didn’t we already see Doug’s nipple when he created “Nipple Kirby?”

@riverwisa4490 8 месяцев назад

Im bored, I see Doug uploaded. Perfect timing

@TheAdvertisement 6 месяцев назад

Damn this challenge would be impossible for me, I couldn't stop myself from staring at Mario's spicy pepperonis if I wanted to. 🥵

@spiderxdgaming 8 месяцев назад

3:40 “It is so hard to play this game without looking at it.”

@cyberklashnikov3062 8 месяцев назад

This is the content I've subscribed for thank you Doug

@twohause 8 месяцев назад

this entire speedrun was a sham. he told twitch chat to stay quiet about the 3 and a half hours he sat there staring at shirtless Mario in the middle of the run

@willharveyfox3316 8 месяцев назад

I just dont know what to say anymore, doug is the best

@poly8863 8 месяцев назад

Been waiting for this stream’s highlights to hit the main channel! Thank you Doug and king_of_spades65 for creating the beautiful clip that became the focus of my sociology class’s final paper!

@day7163 8 месяцев назад

What was the paper about?

@poly8863 8 месяцев назад

@@day7163 it's an ethnomethodological conversational analysis of a particular multilayered deez nuts joke highlighting projectability and the unique cross-cutting preferences that arise from Doug being a twitch streamer.