Mark Watson - The Infinite Show (Full Special) 

Yes, you have to watch it on loop to get the 'infinite' experience. I don't make the rules, I just broadcast them.

when you think about it, it's really nice of mark to upload this

Finally a comedian that speaks at the same speed and volume as intrusive thoughts.

All the "if you're watching this in the future" jokes land pretty well, unfortunately.

6:57 "...where I won't be so isolated..." Narrator: Mark would in fact be isolated for most of the next year.

I’m yet to find anyone like mark, he’s just so genuine and he makes everything funny somehow, he’d be a national treasure if he wasn’t southern :(

Wonderful to see this uploaded. Most generous good sir. My partner and myself are great fans of your humour, in particular your Radio 4 shows Mark Watson Talks A Bit About Life, Mark Watson Makes The World Substantially Better and Mark Watson talks To The Nation. Thanks for all you do, and please keep it coming!

As a Kiwi, I love the 'Australia's 2nd shittest export wine' joke 😂

Love your work Mark, every tour - no, make that every performance, 'cos they're all different- I've seen has been a belter 😊

for what it's worth that bee joke had me laughing to tears. 10/10

Haha, I was thinking "wait, Mark Watson is Jewish?" and then it was the punchline. 😂 Well played.

Comics hated Magicians since the dawn of time. The Comedy & Magic Theatre in San Francisco must be an absolute war zone.

If this is infinite this might take me a while. Big if.

So glad to see this in my suggestions. I missed this show live so many, many thanks.

As a Bristolian and a Bristol City fan, I can definitely say that we're proud of him here. Thanks for uploading your show, wish I could've been there!

Watching your season of Taskmaster kept me sane through writing my bachelor's thesis, so I was very excited to see this pop up in my recommendeds! Glad I'll have something to keep me going through my master's, considering this show is infinite and that likely will be too

Totally agree with your comments about 'Center Parcs.' I had a weekend there many years ago, and we forgot to pack towels. I'm still paying the loan off!

Looked forward to watching this all day after I was alerted to it being posted. It didn’t disappoint! Great stuff. 😂

Lovely. Never had the chance to see you, since, as they say, the old uh, "I live in Denmark". What a treat.

What a brilliant show. The spoon joke had me laughing out loud, which always seems odd in the summer when you live in a small block of flats. It was a bit like that episode of No More Jockeys where Horne was berating Key for having a sneezing fit. I wish I could work out which episode it was in. PS great value for money at £0.00. Keep it up.

Thanks for uploading - great way to spend my lunchbreak!

I think Mark was actually voted one of the sexiest David Baddiels on twitter…

Really don't mind the focus on audience work and building connections with others. We need more of that.

I love Mark's material, there's not much of it on RU-vid so I'm so glad he uploaded this

Mark's Shirt reads 'Great Japanese Navy'

Thoroughly enjoyed. Thanks for posting!

Thanks so much for the upload. Wonderful stuff. I first saw you MCing at Up the Creek in Greenwich around 2007-2008. Funniest in the room, and that’s proven to be the case ever since in all your radio and TV work. And, clearly, stand up.

As someone who enjoys your radio 4 show, I'm glad I already knew the mentalist bit. But then as a very long time fan, I know during hours 18-20 of your extra-long shows they _felt_ infinitely long. So maybe I won't need to loop this. I was fond of the bee gag too.

This deserves a bigger audience. Great show as always, Mark.

Really good clean act! A breath of fresh air in many ways! Well done 👏

If divorce is one of the top three most stressful things that can happen to you, I wonder where discovering that your husband has been having a years-long affair would rank.

I went to Centre Parks (I can spell, me!), in Cumbria with my wife and little boy. We had a chalet next to a fishing lake... I think the previous guest released his live bait when he left (let's generalize about gender of fisher people), because we came back to a swarm of blowflies on the second night... We were hastily moved to another chalet and although it was admittedly superior, we didn't get an apology, either! Customer service is presumably not seen as a priority.

Absolutely awesome 😂

I’ve watched this 342 times so far, just took a brief pause to write this

guys don't watch this i'm stuck in an infinite loop with this show forever and i cannot escape

RU-vid found your number buddy. Saw a short earlier and then got this. Good stuff 😂

This is great. Really funny. Over!

This is great, cheers for the upload Mark - I'm going to watch it again in a minute.

I’m a simple guy. I see Mark Watson, I click like.

saw you on taskmaster, very funny. good job.

Brilliant set my friend. Love from MA, USA 🇺🇸

I for one, love the "I'm too sexy" jokes, classic 😊. Thank you Mark 😉

Just as I was wondering what Mark was up to ❤

👏👏👏👏👏👏 WHOOP WHOOP WHOOP 👏👏👏👏👏👏👏

Nailed it.

Mark seems like such a cool guy

Quirk on legs. Top drawer.

Fantastic! What a treat

I will forever be your fan. Come to Boston!!!!! 🎉🎉🎉🎉

Brilliant, made my day!

Thanks for this! Really enjoyed

I got asked how much was in my wallet during the show in Liverpool.

Actually really nice as an ex-Bristolian, to get all the geography back - like I know where the Cabot Tower is in relation to the Old Vic

As a kid I could make myself gip thinking of infinity so I'm looking forward to this :) Ta for uploading. ps the bee/spoon/bog gag kills

Saw this show at the Fringe in what must have been 2019 - brilliant

In the 1970's there were between 105 1nd 110 Pringles in a tube. (When mom took us 3 kids to a baseball game, she would count a stack of 5 or 10 at a time for each of us...)

Ah, well, now then. I may be having one or two, your friends and mine, problemos with other life commitments while trying to finish an infinite show, but I don't mind it.

Best comedian out there ..always loved you xxx

Quality gig as always.

I always look back on work produced before the end of March 2020 as coming from some quaint more idealistic/naive time. Interesting to hear Watson refer to the growing misapprehension and uncertainty of that little slot of time...just before everything went pear shaped.

You're mint, fella . Be gentle with yourself.

epic

YIPEEEE

I knew you could do cool stuff

Very enjoyable 😁

Jesus! So funny, loved it.

Still looking for the kind of thing to be involved with and then the restaurant that I have been very short film

Thankyou

Cool

Technically if you accept determinism your son being late was determined at the point of the Big Bang if not before. When I was at school I once came up with a very complex story late note that was very “Lord of the Rings” adjacent. Included dragons and everything. It was a religious school so they loved that sort of thing.

I watched this and thought, "S'alright I guess, I could stand to watch more." And then the other day I was watching Fist of Fun and guess whose ugly mug I saw in that?

it’s a good job that virus you kept joking about never really amounted to much

Canada's loving it

Can this be translated into English?

Hope he plays HALIFAX ,,, But only if its handy

I wonder if you will ever hold your mic closer to your mouth to ease every audio guy's mind 😅 Also looking forward to seeing you in Edinburgh again!

Being divorced before lockdown must have been terrible. Hope you did ok!

35:20 I’m sure I will 😂

love your work, but its a bit strange to lament your divorce as if its some horrible thing that happened to you instead of the direct consequences of your actions after cheating on your wife for 3 years

Adding a laugh track wasn't a good idea (around 42.00).

Quite tedious and far too much emphasis on being pathetic. I felt like punching my screen but realised a worthless expense would be involved. So moved on......

Strong opening with the viral jokes right out of the gate. That definitely didn't age poorly immediately with March 5 being the day of the first of over 25,100,000 total recorded Covid deaths in the UK.

Got misophonia so your strong start forced me to turn it off within seconds.

Astonishingly unfunny