Markets of Britain, a short film by Lee Titt (via Serafinowicz and Popper) 

Don't you just hate it when that happens

"GET ON WITH IT!"

As a 100% accurate person, I can tell you this is genuinely British.

Doesn't make it any less funny. I have no idea where you got all that pent up rage from, but I can tell you it doesn't make you look like a sane person.

***** My good sir, you are correct.

@Imani Hekima I think he is, unless he is not.

I'm British, but I'm not genuine.

Wow, MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMCMXCVIIIII times?!

Me too!

Ive come back for a chuckle or to show people for at least 12 years now lol

@@FumblsTheSniper Your comment brought me back for another watch - so thanks!

There's the old replay button, I've had some good use out of that

"Dont you guys want Barabbas" "Man my pencil's gonna spoil just 'em nail up"

Fourteen...

@III Vance It's a bell rung by murderers. Back then you'd find at least one in every town on a market day. That's how they'd let people know they were available for murder. "Bring out yer victims!" they'd say while ringing their murderer's bell. "High class family murderer!" Of course, that was before the eighties when all the murder houses got shut down and all those murderers were out of work. You could still take someone to the supermarket to be murderered, or murder them yourself with a DIY murder kit, but it just wasn't the same. End of an era. Of course, the old murdering craft never completely died out, and if you look around you can still find a good while-you-wait murderer. And there are more micromurderies sprouting up all over the country now. It's pricy, but can you really put a price on quality? Some of these mass-market murders are bloody useless. You hardly know they've been murdered afterwards!

@@slacknhash This is a gross fallacy, and I'm a little embarrassed that you'd bring it up. Lee Titt's films were riddled with historical inaccuracies. A murderer's bell wasn't to announce the presence of a murderer; a common misconception that Titt does nothing to avoid with his lazy research. A murderer's bell is simply a bell used for murdering, often by a murderer but sometimes by a murderer's boy when the murderer is away on other business. I'm available for talks on the subject. Cheques and invites can be sent to PO Box 12,098,044, Ringley Park, Wide Anus, TR17 0DR

@@DaveDexterMusic What are your qualifications, though? Unless you're a certified member of the Kingchop Institute of Lecturers on the Lethal, I'm not booking you for our next Country Women's Association meeting - I'm certainly not forking out the airfare and accommodation etc. costs (we're in outback Queensland) unless you have met K.I.L.L.'s rigorous qualification standards of a PhD in Murder, Genocide and Suspicious Accidents, and having completed no less than three regional weekend seminars on murder WHERE AT LEAST 75% OF PARTICIPANTS SURVIVED. If you can show evidence of membership, however, we would be delighted to have you to speak any time between when the borders open and 2032 (plagues, zombie invasions and the end of civilisation permitting). Please peruse our local for insight into our fascinating town: www.betootaadvocate.com/ Yours faithfully Beryl Mutton

@@dontbefatuousjeffrey2494 I'm proud to say I have no certification on the subject - _my_ knowledge comes from hard graft and experience, not little bits of paper and book learning. Would you accept a seminar survival rate of 73%? My average was sadly diminished when an actual murderer turned up to the last talk and set fire to Ursula Pond, Martha Bertha, Bertha Umlaüt and Murgatroyd Ponsonby, a tragedy over which I had little control but which was admittedly extremely educational. The murderer let me ring his bell afterwards.

I had a feeling it was JH, all that tackle was right up his street.

no it's Lee Titt having an erotic day of theft

I wish there was a TV channel that just played stuff like this non stop. This, and Look Around You are a special kind of programming. They don't make them like they used to.

@@ZeranZeran The guy in the film is called Jack Hargreaves, the footage used is probably from one of his shows, either 'Old Country' or 'Out of Town', they are a pretty good watch themselves, and you could also do the funny voice-overs in your head if you wanted - ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-1g1MCjhq_SE.html

@@thesunreport I don't think I would've ever found this out without you replying, thank you! I find his stuff very calming.

@@ZeranZeran Yeah it's great, I like it too. :)

@@thesunreport Find the music from "Old Country" on loop a great sleep aid.

Wait... this comment is 3 years old!..

Come and watch this again

...Theacher.

The Noise-up Merchant 4 years later and this comment is still true.

Close but this is closer: ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-kbwLC3Yr8vA.html

@@jimmykit-kat3424 That's a bit of fun, but it's also a basic viral marketing stunt, though - this is cleverer, which makes it better IMO

That is awesome. I love when people can find each other through shared sense of humor, its a rare and beautiful thing

I genuinely hope it is still erotic.

I've had the opposite experience where a lady friend I was dating didn't get Brian Butterfield. Ugg she gone

@@granitsky63 hope you met someone worthy of your bon bon bon bons

@@peartreeproductions77 My current SO is increbidle

Come back, person from 6 years ago! I need to tell you how much I enjoy these comments here. Laughing my head off.

@@LootFragg you shouldn't be laughing your head off! You should outsource that to a proper murderer! One with qualifications! Word to the wise, though: make your booking through a third party. Apparently they might not call it murder if you don't. Allow room in your budget for a one-way ticket to a non-extradition country.

Back when they used real Calcium film.

+L Bellhouse Idiots.

Bet you don't remember this comment

"What's that? A snake? I don't know".

jesusr medina what a great feel when you know venezuela did not starved yet

9 years later what have you found

I recognised the 5/4 jazzy tune as one from between BBC 70s school broadcasts while a countdown clock was shown.

Hey

Wow I’m surprised there arent more tommyinnit viewers here

Hi lol

Erotic.

what is your purpose of visit to Great Britain? To buy, to sell, or to steal?

@@n0tAnother I bet he's gonna steal some British apples.

We sell lots of mini emu's

Best bit 🤣

I could do with a bit of butter.

Idiots