I always find the ditto one the most hilarious because you can tell from his pause it wasn't just a "should I smash this?" but more him actively thinking through the logistics of ditto
It's true, nobody ever mentions it but what is your ditto supposed to transform into when you do the do with it? Unless you already have a boyf/girlfriend who enjoys being cucked I can't see how it's supposed to transform into anything but yourself. So then the question really is: would you smash yourself?
The fucking *existential hesitation* that Markiplier had when he got to Weepinbell had me in stitches. We all know what drove home to the finals decision tho
Bedroom eyes, cinched waist, talons/electricity/something which looks pain-inflicting, abilities with "practical" uses, flеshlight lookalikes. And some random objects tossed in for quirkiness.
One thing this compilation doesn't catch: the comedy of him thinking long and hard and deciding "Smash." for Weepinbell followed by immediate, *TERRIFIED* "PAAAASS!" on Victreebel.
He didn't say smash on all the *clears throat* "favorite female pokemon" like he passed goodra and Vaporeon. Even though I would pass Vaporeon too because I'm not being a part of the meme.
2:00 By that point, he would smash a bee, a cobra, a fox, a clam, a plesiosaur, a blob, among other things, and THAT's where he ponders if he's a furry?
Markiplier: "I'm not a masochist" Also Markiplier: first smash on the whole video is the wasp Pokémon with not one but 3 stingers, two of which are drills
Aside from the ones that caused him an immense, heart attack-level reaction. Those weren’t hesitation, those were whatever emotion he felt when first seeing Dimitrescu.
I love how he thought about gardevoir more than wailord... Like gardevoir "hmmm maybe" and wailord "duh of course" Also the "would this make me a furry" killed me
I love how he rejects Mienshao because he claims that would definitely make him a furry, yet he’s fine with Ninetales, snakes, multiple birds, and a group of magnets
I love how he tries to avoid being a furry in a video where he's considering which _Pokemon_ he'd smash 😂 Like at that point what difference does it make if it technically does or doesn't make you a furry 🤣
The fact that mark hesitates on Pokémon like lopunny because he’s concerned smashing will make him a furry and then not even hesitating with full on birds.
It’s marvelous how he isn’t biased at all. He gives every single one the consideration they deserve. He understands the weight of his decisions and accounts for every variable. A true scholar of our time.
@@thegk-verse4216 For real tho, I want to know where and how he draws the line. What are his standards and his taboos? Why Beedrill and Diglett got a "smash", for example?
@@standard-carrier-wo-chan diglett for the mouth i guess. Some of his choices make me assume he is bisexual, which explains why some of his choices looked so masculine while some more feminine, beedrill is gonna drill him. I dont know anything about this dude btw
The bellsprout line was like a goldilocks choice, apparently bellsprout was too little and victorybell(completely forgot how to spell that) was too much. Weepinbell was just right.
@@Yeahboii7648 yep, he does, and his brother is a furry. I think he’s making his own furry show/series or something? Idk, I haven’t looked into it much.
Imagine him at the beach and someone is building a sandcastle and you see Markiplier looking at that Sandcastle and biting his lower lip and looking at it seductively 😂
I can’t get over his reaction to the sheer audacity that is salazzle’s design. I don’t really blame him either. Like, for real, how the HELL did that design get through into the final game.
The pokemon world is already (gamefreak would admit it or not) a very weird, dangerous and scary place, for what the old books says in game, human/pokemon relationships where normal in the past and im not sure humans dont smash pokemon in some places even in moderm pokemon times... so having a 100% female ratio lizard with tits... yeah that anything but weird in a world like that
@@jeffblacklight104 Especially a 100% female ratio lizard with tits that exudes gas designed to cultivate reverse harems. It's not even out of place among the dead children stumps and the candle that eats souls
Holy crap I didn’t realize until now Scaley is a word. They define people who like scales. Just like furries define people who like fur. Pinche mamónes🤣
I mean to be fair, Ninetales has a questionable level of sapience (alot of pokemon do) If I recall there was even one in the anime that tried to seduce Brock with the illusion of a human woman just because he reminded her of her old master that she lost.
@@ghostchill2722 Bestiality is relations with a lower animal, and since a lot of Pokémon have the sapience/emotional complexities of humans, Ninetales included, it technically wouldn't be. Meowth is legit just a regular ass Meowth and he still taught himself English just by watching humans because he wanted to get laid...and he can operate/build complex machinery on top of that
"CAN YOU BEAT EVERY POKEMON GAME BUT ONLY WITH POKEMON THAT MARKIPLIER WOULD SMASH?" Are most likely gonna happen and I'm actually looking forward to it
X and Y would be a good game to do this in. He chose two of the starters final evolutions and there's a wide variety of the other Pokémon. Oh God why am I considering this?!
I would use: Decidueye (as the starter), Arbok, Magneton, Misdreavus, Gardevoir and Bruxish. Decidueye is one my favorite grass types and ghost types, Arbok and Bruxish because I have never used them before and always wanted. Magneton and Misdreavus are casually my favorite pokemon (not Magnezone or Mismagius) and Gardevoir because... there are too much reasons.
A lot of pokemon on here got Dex'ed in gen 8, so this team would be in Gen 7 OU. I had to work with what I can, hence the weird ass typing combinations, but here it is: -Standard wall Blissey -Specs Tapu Lele -Spikes+Waterium Z Greninja/Ash-Greninja -Guts Conkeldurr -Mega Lopunny (Standard set) -Magnet Pull Magneton Dark/Fighting/Psychic defensive core (Not good in Gen 7 OU, but eh) balance team, 2 sp. attackers and 2 physical attackers. Magneton exists to kill off the inevitable Mega Scizor, Skarm, or Ferrothorn. No one on this team can set up rocks and this team will fall flat against the likes of Toxapex and Mega Sableye. Now pray to god that these pokemon have hotness that is relative to their strength, and may Markiplier smile upon ye.
Sometimes i can't tell if some of the pokemons where Mark said smash were a joke or not Or the entire video is just Mark trolling us Either way, he got strong opinions
I think he was dead serious, but couldn't figure out *why* on some of them. Like, you ever look at someone and go "...why are you hot? You shouldn't be hot? All available evidence points to you not being hot but you are?" Cloyster is pretty obvious though, shells like that have been used to represent "that" for millenia.
@@bluewinterstorm cloyster is so obvious that there's a pokemon game where there's a pokemon duo whose the female has a cloyster and the male has an onix Fucking clever.
Mark being concerned about being a furry for liking lopunny. Also mark: zoroark, cinderace, ninetales, salazzle, whatever the hell sigilyph is edit: k i get it delphox too i was just listing examples
I mean there was a double battle with the opponents being a couple with an ONIX and CLOYSTER.....I think it was in platinum? or maybe FR/LG.... I forgot but it does exist
Ok, am I the only one that is "sad" that dragapult was left out? I see to be like the only one, but gamefreak made the portrait of the b-2 lizard *WAY* too suggestive and sly for me to ignore, sadly.
This is one of the most down bad comment sections I've ever seen, complete with in depth conversations. I spent longer than I should have reading all these comments and having a great laugh. Ya'll keep doing you.