Markiplier gaming like a Man Baby for almost 24 minutes AGAIN!! 

Mark: digs straight down Me angrily: *Mark Edward Fischbach.*

Lixian is just if ">:D" could edit videos.

Honestly the thing that makes me the most uncomfortable is that fact that his diamonds are ALWAYS in his inventory.

3:55-4:00 Zombie Pigman: *falls to his doom* Mark: *"pARdon-?"*

(playing minecraft) Mark: *kills cows* Ethan: *helps cows* Felix: *puts cow in boat*

"And here lies a stupid squid that couldn't learn how to water" Mark 2020

He made an enchantment table before he made a house🤣

This game seems to really make his adhd more prominent. Example: sees cow and starts breaking wood under him to drop down and get it without damage. Then sees steaveling villager, forgets about cow and jumps off wood tower taking damage

When mark went “cows and sheepies and horsies and they will be mine” I felt that.

Mark: Angrily rants about not being content with a hole in the ground Also Mark: *Builds himself a fucking casket to sleep in*

"I'm going to make a horse-- Mine-" -Mark Edward Fischbach.

Who knew someone could be a man baby and a himbo at the same time!

Mark digging straight down raises so much anxiety within me that I don't even think I'm 70% water anymore... I feel more like 80% Anxiety 10% Water 10% bones

Mark: Why can't I remember how to make anything? Me: Because you were *drunk* when you used to play this.

There was a zombie just vibing on the lava 9:35

eef: says anything mark: 19:41

Ah yes, I know when I want to domesticate an animal I run as fast as I can to it waving a piece of cooked meat screaming "I WANNA BE YOUR FRIEND"

"It can't be because im stupid" feels like the motto of this playthrough

“Hello everybody my name was markiplier.”

he is the only man who could make watching minecraft stressful

Markiplier: I am a Gunyus. 3:37 talking about killing pigmen in the nether thinking they’ll drop leather. Me: ah yes. Gunyus. Totally 🙃

My favorite part is him returning and seeing the sugarcane hasn't grown. Mark: "I was gone for so many days and you haven't even *GRROOOOOWWWNNN* Sugarcane: *one grows by one* Mark: "Thank you I'm almost insulted..."

Mark: "i realized something about this enchanting table" Me: "uh huh" Mark: "you didn't tell me about it, I just remembered it!" Me: "sure" Mark: "I realized that if you have more bookshelves, the enchanting table gets better at enchanting!" Me: *starts sobbing*

The whole series is literally seeing into a persons mind when playing minecraft for the first time with no knowledge

Big round of applause for Lixian and his jUnYuS:👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏

I thought the same with the world's quietest let's play 😂 but there's actually already 5 videos so it would be no. 6

Every time I hear someone say "This is what it's like, to go even further beyond." All I can hear is All Might yelling _"PLUS ULTRA!!!"_

OK MARK, HERE ARE 15 REASONS WHY YOU SHOULD NOT DIG YOUR HOUSE TO *B E D R O C K* 1) It will take forever 2) You will need to remake a bunch of tools 3) Your materials will be all the way back at the top and it will take a while to go back and forth 4) If your materials are at the top, and you run out of ladders, how will you get back up? 5) What if you accidentally fall into the hole that your house is in when walking on land 6) During the process of digging the hole, you could die from lava coming out of nowhere. 7) As Lixian said, "You're gonna leave your 3 square house and fall into a hole" 8) Mobs can fall in the hole and get stuck down there which is annoying 9) When going to hunt, or garden, you will have to travel all the way back up to the surface and if you forget something, you have to travel all the way back 10) It just makes no sense in general 11) There are multiple ways to die while making and/or living there 12) What if a raid comes (because you live near a village) and falls in the hole and you have no safe way to escape 13) If you start to dig straight down, you do not know what is beneath you 14) You cannot build a garden down there due to no sunlight !5) And if you get a pet how will they get down there without dying THERE, *MARK*

I dont know why but "make peacth" SENT ME

This whole time I was listening to this video, I kept thinking “Mark, are you drunk?” XD

When the weapons maker in Skyrim tells you their life story: 3:20 - 3:29

It stinks that it has to be kid friendly

the caveman/ man baby side of mark comes out when he plays minecraft ✨

Poor Lixian is traumatized

I just watched two scary Unus Annus videos, so hope I feel better!

Cow go moo Mark go moW

8:34 this speech makes me wonder how Mark would view me if we interacted in Minecraft, how innocent he is and how "burn everything with no regrets" I am

4:06 so I can watch mark say “MoOO”

I was drinking ginger ale when I hit 4:06. Oh what a fool I was. Curse you, Lixian.

Lixian channeling his full blown ( ' U ' )

Mark is concerned with living underground, but is not concerned with literal fire on his doorstep. Not certain about those priorities big man. I also loved that at the end, when he found the diamonds, he looked around as if to say, are you guys seeing this. The problem with that is he's all alone.

BYGONS BE BYGONS, MAYBE I SHOULD JUST MAKE PEATH

The misspelling of again 👌🏽

its remarkable that Lixian is still editing videos after all the minecraft bullshit alone

21:10 Mark really should just do ASMR, I'd watch the frick outta that

watching him place the blocks in mid air is giving me heavy 🌟anxiety🌟 4:39

Thank you for this compilation, it made me laugh a lot and it made me actually want to watch the Minecraft letsplays (I’m primarily a horror game fan)!

21:15 mark threatening an enchanting table

Mark is a comedy *JuNyUs*

Mark is remembering

Title should be: Markiplier being a man baby in minecraft for 24 minutes

I just love "I don't know how to makr magic... but we're gonna make magic." Literally 2 seconds later, "and now how you make magic is with an enchanting table!"

I don't know if cause I'm tired or what but 10:17 gets me every time. 😂 I keep repeating it over and over.

Mark: Thinks about hitting a Zombie Pigman Me: So, he has a death wish. Have fun!

Mark just digging down had my heart going its just a bad idea to dig down most of the time it ends you in a lava pit

Lixian's editing just makes it so much better 😂

Mark be like when he sees diamond "Ohhh oh OHHH!!"

The clip of Mark digging straight down, imagine him trying that with Minecraft 1.19, That would be so hallarious, especially if he digs into a large cavern

Lixian is all of our thoughts when watching Marks videos

This is a masterpiece above all masterpieces

Mark: has torches that would keep mobs from spawning Also mark: why would i use those?

gawd damn 1:35 why is that me

"And here lies a stupid squid."

Mark initials spell MEF which sounds like Meth.

Mark plays with my level of stupidity, but _significantly_ less caution.

9:17 so just normal mark

In a hole in the ground, there lived a Markiplier.

Mark: saying an inspirational speech about new beginnings lixian: *visible portuguese confusion*

This is the best thing that exists I love these compilations

didn’t even realize this wasn’t a mark vid omg

this vid saved me from a panic attack. thank u youtube user glitter party time.

11:30 Lixian blink twice if your being held against your will

something about “make peathe” made me cackle

I was giggling the entirety of this video from the redonculous hilarity that is Mark

He said pork and pumpkin but I heard "piggy dippin" 😭

When Markiplier digs straight down for a quick risk. Us: 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀

Mark: I'm beginning to get a lot more intelligent. Me: *FIRST OF ALL, you don't even have a separate room with bookshelves for the enchanting table-* Edit: never mind he realized

Lixians editing gets better every video XD

lixian is portuguese? lol it's awesome to see someone from here (portugal) getting somewhere

"LeAtHeRrR" leaves for leather "WHERES A GOSHDARN PIG"

Mark: bridging across a small gap "This is a terrible idea!" Me: thinks of speedbridging. You ain't seen nothing yet, Mr. Plier.

21:00 "World's quietest let's play 3?" Uhhh, this would actually be the 6th episode of the World's Quietest Let's Play. If I recall correctly, anyway.

19:41 me when my friend does the exact opposite of what I tell them to do for no reason whatsoever

Did anyone else notice the zombie floating over lava?..

16:38 other people hearing it: rock music me hearing it: *GrayStillPlays*

The thing is, minecraft isn't that difficult for the mode he's playing, but he makes it harder for himself and that gives me 20 points of physic damage

Holly shit. Him digging straight down gave me so much anxiety

20:28 just realized his Minecraft horse looks very similar to his Red Dead Redemption 2 horse Schwompl 😭

However short and non productive this series was, it was gold from start to finish

3:54 YEET

the music at the start made my brain tingle

if only his guniusness would become consistent

This makes me want to start playing Minecraft again

13:35 "And... I made this big dramatic speech that I was going to move because I didn't feel I like I was at home... and I didn't feel-" moo. 🤨 "shut up." 14:29 onward lmao

The last second was hilarious 😂

The splash zone gets me every time 🤣

This is some big gunyus energy right here

not only is the video not 24 minutes, but the intro alone eats up 10 seconds of that time 😂

Cows: Frick each other in front of Mark Mark:DO IT AGAIN >:D

ah yes, making peath