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Markiplier Being a Man Baby for Almost 24 Minutes 

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Markiplier Is a Man Baby, So I took the funniest moments from his minecraft series and smashed it into a 23 minute video of hilarious comdey. Enjoy!
NONE OF THESE CLIPS ARE MINE!!!
Mark, If you see this, Im sorry 🤣

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@fellow6380
@fellow6380 3 года назад
Just a reminder to everyone, this man is an engineer
@itz_grass5890
@itz_grass5890 3 года назад
Hey, almost an engineer
@peachysai605
@peachysai605 3 года назад
COULD have been an engineer*
@hani1033
@hani1033 3 года назад
was about to be an engineer *
@nikolaiorr8383
@nikolaiorr8383 3 года назад
a bio engineer
@mk47star35
@mk47star35 3 года назад
Just remember this is a grown man engineer 😂
@londonnoble
@londonnoble 3 года назад
I love Lixian. So much.
@kabrielakabbie909
@kabrielakabbie909 3 года назад
Lixian has a RU-vid 💕
@saigeferko6035
@saigeferko6035 3 года назад
@Kendall MacLeod LixianTV!
@lunaticbyte
@lunaticbyte 3 года назад
In the gay way Or in the non literal way
@babeebel
@babeebel 3 года назад
@@lunaticbyte does it matter?
@al3xthatkid923
@al3xthatkid923 3 года назад
We stan
@YourKingPyro
@YourKingPyro 3 года назад
Imagine Markiplier being the only proof that we existed
@ravensrealm1170
@ravensrealm1170 3 года назад
Ngl I'd love to see how that'd turn out
@allie1738
@allie1738 3 года назад
I'd be so happy I'd actually cry
@MikotoJemosu
@MikotoJemosu 3 года назад
What a legacy.
@coolbeanz1070
@coolbeanz1070 3 года назад
Ya know I’m ok with that
@ravensrealm1170
@ravensrealm1170 3 года назад
I would love that
@orion_in_the_stars
@orion_in_the_stars 3 года назад
This whole video is Mark asking Lixian to help him not get demonitized edit: i cannot spell for the life of me
@matsurivirus1814
@matsurivirus1814 3 года назад
D E M O N I Z E D
@parasiticfoxel9852
@parasiticfoxel9852 3 года назад
This just in: Mark does not wish to be a demon
@bellkim2284
@bellkim2284 3 года назад
Incognito Noir I-
@umbraexe3069
@umbraexe3069 3 года назад
Demonized or demonitized, either or works ig 🤷‍♀️
@wozahslampers8266
@wozahslampers8266 3 года назад
@@matsurivirus1814 ah-... i-.. y-you didn't spell that right
@Blue-Marker
@Blue-Marker 3 года назад
The best part is the very end. “And here lies a stupid squid that couldn’t figure out how to water.”
@yami.mp3
@yami.mp3 3 года назад
Time stamp= 23:53
@maichival
@maichival 3 года назад
I probably should’ve looked at the comments before I repeated what you said 😂🤦‍♀️
@urineigor7525
@urineigor7525 3 года назад
How to water: just liquid
@ScarletRoselynRiley
@ScarletRoselynRiley 3 года назад
😂 lmao true that
@Blue-Marker
@Blue-Marker 3 года назад
Holy crap tysm for the likes I’ve never gotten that many beforee
@rubeeze_
@rubeeze_ 3 года назад
pewdiepie: has the best minecraft experience markiplier: has the worst minecraft experience
@buppyboi7469
@buppyboi7469 3 года назад
And then Jack's in the middle
@ShadowMonarch9557
@ShadowMonarch9557 3 года назад
Oof lol
@lemonboy9yearsago760
@lemonboy9yearsago760 3 года назад
@Necroglobule and jack is irish drunk
@spiralsteam7214
@spiralsteam7214 3 года назад
And then there's jack, a drunk Irish man 😂😂😂
@amondhawes-khalifa1949
@amondhawes-khalifa1949 3 года назад
**Laughs in Tobuscus*
@skywingdashergaming5124
@skywingdashergaming5124 3 года назад
I absolutely love Markiplier but every time he does something stupid like breaking diamonds with a stone pick or trying to place water in the Nether it kills a part of my soul every time
@mccheetahkat3379
@mccheetahkat3379 3 года назад
Skywing & Dasher Gaming s a m e t h o
@lollivee6770
@lollivee6770 3 года назад
I don’t even play Minecraft outside of creative and I even I feel that
@aidien6894
@aidien6894 3 года назад
when he tried to break the diamonds with the stone pickaxe *my heart hurt*
@xxxqueenreaperxxx
@xxxqueenreaperxxx 3 года назад
And he broke his crafting table with his pickaxe a few times
@cendanstevens3128
@cendanstevens3128 3 года назад
Yay 420
@youngestspawn
@youngestspawn 3 года назад
Family friendly but disturbing "Moist" "daddy" Nailed it
@allie1738
@allie1738 3 года назад
When you put them together like that! eWw~ 😂😂😂👌
@aTaintedRose
@aTaintedRose 3 года назад
*HuniCast flashbacks* I hate it when two of my fandoms inadvertantly cross.
@nightshade189
@nightshade189 3 года назад
@@aTaintedRose I’m so glad I’m not the only one who thought that.
@cheesed-kun8445
@cheesed-kun8445 3 года назад
@black lives matter All cops are bastards seeing your username made me physically gag
@user-zp7zw5kv8k
@user-zp7zw5kv8k 3 года назад
Ngl daddy doesn’t disturb me😏
@SeenAGreatLight
@SeenAGreatLight 2 года назад
As an engineer, I can assure you, this is 100% how we behave when we're not flipping switches and saying "Hmm, interesting."
@t.k.5088
@t.k.5088 2 года назад
My father is an engineer. I second this.
@WerdFTW
@WerdFTW Год назад
@@t.k.5088 I am an engineering major. I fourth this.
@goblinking9695
@goblinking9695 Год назад
"Need a dispenser here!"
@MBiz.
@MBiz. 2 месяца назад
​@@goblinking9695 "POOT DISPENSER HERE!"
@marsss1930
@marsss1930 3 года назад
Actual title: *Mark slowly killing off our brain cells with his disturbing lack of minecraft knowledge for 23 minutes and 58 seconds*
@lollivee6770
@lollivee6770 3 года назад
I mean I wouldn’t make most of these mistakes and I don’t play Minecraft outside of creative
@demonletsplays
@demonletsplays 11 месяцев назад
Yeah I'm going to pretend I didn't read all of that LOL
@slightlydistressedslug6627
@slightlydistressedslug6627 10 месяцев назад
Accurate 😩
@springfreddie6098
@springfreddie6098 8 месяцев назад
actual title: *literally markiplier’s minecraft video- just cut up*
@annalu9115
@annalu9115 2 года назад
i think ethan's compliment for mark is the most accurate, "the smartest dumb guy" XD
@dfquartzidn6151
@dfquartzidn6151 2 года назад
Also from Wade: "You are the most brilliant dumb person I think I know"
@xmmademoisellex
@xmmademoisellex Год назад
Big brain in the front, Himbo in the back
@cameronloven9339
@cameronloven9339 3 года назад
Markiplier is a complete and total man-child. But he’s our complete and total man-child. And we love him!
@AWildKitKat
@AWildKitKat 3 года назад
Cameron Loven yes
@gingechicken7394
@gingechicken7394 3 года назад
And Lixian is our complete and total man-child babysitter and we love him too 😂
@enahorvat938
@enahorvat938 3 года назад
Got us in the first half, not gonna lie
@the_real_kiansmith1
@the_real_kiansmith1 3 года назад
IS THAT COMMUNISM I SENSE
@shakthiganesh5117
@shakthiganesh5117 2 года назад
@@the_real_kiansmith1 ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-U06jlgpMtQs.html
@puppetproductions1235
@puppetproductions1235 3 года назад
he needs to stop carrying all his stuff everywhere
@ranga274
@ranga274 3 года назад
it's a chad move
@ruvyzvat4741
@ruvyzvat4741 3 года назад
Joseph Waters um quick excuse he’s new to minecraft and doing it for fun
@allie1738
@allie1738 3 года назад
Ikr!? He's so silly
@anhilliator1
@anhilliator1 3 года назад
I feel attacked. Who asked you to butt into my lack of inventory organization?
@koro-is-caffeinated
@koro-is-caffeinated 3 года назад
This is just Lixian experiencing parenthood he has to make sure this chaotic boi doesn't crack open his skull trying to mine obsidian
@dfquartzidn6151
@dfquartzidn6151 3 года назад
Worst part is, he’s technically the first person who has to experience the pain of witnessing how big of a mistake Mark makes when he does so obliviously.
@gracedoesartd4426
@gracedoesartd4426 3 года назад
Hearing the generated voice say “daddy” just fills me with unfiltered joy
@jackieh6492
@jackieh6492 3 года назад
Can we just stop and appreciate lixians editing jeez
@clovercurator7997
@clovercurator7997 3 года назад
I thought this said "can we stop appreciating lixians editing" and I almost passed out in pure rage
@thelawnmower6534
@thelawnmower6534 2 года назад
He’s a great editor
@tired247
@tired247 2 года назад
@@clovercurator7997 same
@bino_waffles496
@bino_waffles496 3 года назад
DON'T BUILD A SINGLE BLOCK BRIDGE WITH NO RAILS OVER A GIANT LAVE OCEAN WITH A GHAST 50 BLOCKS AWAY! Unless you only have like a stack of cobble or netherrack buT HE HAD EVERYTHING ON HIM
@crusader2603
@crusader2603 3 года назад
MrYoongzBias don’t forget at that time he didn’t know about crouching
@bino_waffles496
@bino_waffles496 3 года назад
@@crusader2603 He is reckless. I lost 20-ish levels and about half a stack of pumpkin pie strip mining in the nether. Lava is scary.
@dfquartzidn6151
@dfquartzidn6151 3 года назад
I guess the best thing to build over a Nether lava ocean is a cobble tunnel I guess...
@infamous1857
@infamous1857 3 года назад
I’m reading this in Zenitsu’s voice
@ryancatgames4279
@ryancatgames4279 3 года назад
Noted: Minecraft cave sounds are creepy as heck when overlaying Siren Heads siren call on it.
@voidsoul5359
@voidsoul5359 3 года назад
And when slowed and distorted
@varjutantsija5607
@varjutantsija5607 2 года назад
you dont need to overlay siren head. they are creepy nontheless. o-o
@ryancatgames4279
@ryancatgames4279 2 года назад
@@varjutantsija5607 Oh yeah, good point. Can't wait for the Deep Dark to make it even more so.
@nicholaswilson9194
@nicholaswilson9194 3 года назад
16:18 you can see the genuine fear on Mark's face when he hears a Ghast for the first time ever.
@varjutantsija5607
@varjutantsija5607 2 года назад
that reaction is basically me every time i hear a ghast. only difference is i heard thousands. -_-
@eislehugo
@eislehugo 3 года назад
It still hurts my soul when he uses a stone pickaxe to mine diamonds 😔✊
@dfquartzidn6151
@dfquartzidn6151 3 года назад
The worst part is ZP_Sheepy mentioned on this comments’ section how at the time, all of Mark’s tools in his hotbar EXCEPT the pickaxe were ALL IRON...
@LuckyBagelBear
@LuckyBagelBear 3 года назад
"I'm crippled with indecision!" Me whenever someone asks me to pick something.
@FedUpFancy
@FedUpFancy 3 года назад
I have a friend who rolls a multi-sided die to help with decisions
@MBiz.
@MBiz. 2 месяца назад
​​@@FedUpFancythat's great (why did you specify it was multi sided, all die are.)
@FedUpFancy
@FedUpFancy 2 месяца назад
@@MBiz. Lol I meant to specify that it was like a 12 sided die. I was half asleep when I said this 😂
@MBiz.
@MBiz. 2 месяца назад
@@FedUpFancy ah, no problem. I understood you.
@joaoaugustovasconcelos9286
@joaoaugustovasconcelos9286 3 года назад
Mark: Nobody's gonna bother me, ok? that's how- **Literally dies 2 seconds later **
@Oliver-Thyella
@Oliver-Thyella 10 месяцев назад
AH AH AH AAAHHHH!!!
@MynicknameisViolet
@MynicknameisViolet 3 года назад
we love this 31 yr old man child
@salvadorstone2216
@salvadorstone2216 3 года назад
6:22 HAY THATS ETHANS NOISE
@JudyCoxify
@JudyCoxify 3 года назад
I thought you said nose
@allie1738
@allie1738 3 года назад
So true
@isabellarussell4407
@isabellarussell4407 3 года назад
Dat is ref noise yes
@hippopajamas
@hippopajamas 2 года назад
Mark is a Very smart guy who chooses to only use exactly three of his braincells in order to drive us insane.
@wh_t_ver9016
@wh_t_ver9016 3 года назад
5:43 Mark: I was thinking- Literally anyone alive: Don’t hurt yourself.
@ShadowMonarch9557
@ShadowMonarch9557 3 года назад
Imao
@SuperSourLEmons
@SuperSourLEmons 3 года назад
Mark: I will not be a hermit that lives in a hole! Grain: 0__________0
@aq-gq5lp
@aq-gq5lp 3 года назад
Ah, yes. Don't forget Mumbo Jumbo as well Or Bumbo Baggins
@Emily-wq4vm
@Emily-wq4vm 3 года назад
Who’s this grain you speak of?
@arsonpearl1761
@arsonpearl1761 3 года назад
WHO IS THIS GRAIN CHARACTER
@momomeow7715
@momomeow7715 3 года назад
anika kapila alas, you do not understand the culture *of minecraft youtubers*
@momomeow7715
@momomeow7715 3 года назад
FALSEHOOD the fact this came from a fellow fander makes it better
@kecofan3146
@kecofan3146 3 года назад
mark: I have a shield baby enderman: 😒 *slaps him in the face* mark: *screams*
@HydraLunatic
@HydraLunatic 3 года назад
It’s funny when mark says he doesn’t remember something because everyone remembers him being drunk the last time we saw him play Minecraft and also the famous line “ ZOMBIE!”
@floriida2909
@floriida2909 3 года назад
Title: Mark being a Man Baby for 23 mins Me at 11:21 : Ah yes, babies having existential crises, iconic.
@charcarla7943
@charcarla7943 3 года назад
That’s the man part
@dudemcduder1628
@dudemcduder1628 3 года назад
Music kicks in perfectly
@aidien6894
@aidien6894 3 года назад
Why do we, humans... TRY to make art? What drives us to do such tasks? The futility, then... must be apparent, and yet we are driven to create... We have to.- It's almost as if... It's integral to our survival to create works of beauty... Like... This well and this house. I do not know why I needed it to look good and I don't know why I needed to make it at all. Yet, I did. I'm spending an exorbitant amount of time simply crafting a well... that will serve no functional purpose... In the game or my real life. And yet here I am, repeatedly drawing water from a fake river... to put... into a fake well. Am I the fool? ...Or am I wise? Am I here to create? ...Or am I here to destroy? - Markilier
@charcarla7943
@charcarla7943 3 года назад
At first I thought you mistakenly spelled his name wrong and then I started to second guess Myself so I have to ask am I just really stupid or did you purposefully spell his name wrong cause I feel like it was on purpose-
@grimthesoulreaper9692
@grimthesoulreaper9692 3 года назад
His first home was badass it was meant for mark to live in but he chose to not to live in the hole and just lived in a roofless rectangle
@DavidAKJohnson
@DavidAKJohnson 2 года назад
Lixian has slowly but surely became Mark’s growing “voice” of reason and I never want it to stop. 4th wall breaking editors are the real MVP
@c4re4u25
@c4re4u25 3 года назад
Literally. I couldn't watch a full episode without crying a little at his lack of minecraft knowledge.
@MegaGermanShepherds
@MegaGermanShepherds 3 года назад
I totally loved it! Same with watching 69 episodes of Drunk Minecraft. Literally nothing was done and building a house was not possible for three drunk friends who have not played Minecraft. Totally awesome!
@dfquartzidn6151
@dfquartzidn6151 3 года назад
It’s cute watching someone play a game passionately blind. Except for his big mistakes though, those were emotionally painful to watch.
@baileyjayc3303
@baileyjayc3303 3 года назад
23:54 “And here lies a stupid squid that couldn’t figure out how to water”- Mark Edward Fischbach
@ZPSlimey
@ZPSlimey 3 года назад
This part will give minecraft players a heart attack. Just look at his inventory. 13:26
@matheaeverson4634
@matheaeverson4634 3 года назад
That’s DICUSTANG! Lol I looked at his inventory and almost threw up 😂
@allie1738
@allie1738 3 года назад
I don't play so um- can someone please explain..?
@matheaeverson4634
@matheaeverson4634 3 года назад
Gacha Allie it’s just really unorganized most people who play Minecraft have the same way of organizing things in their inventory so when a persons inventory looks like that it just annoys them
@ZPSlimey
@ZPSlimey 3 года назад
I'm actually saying that I'm triggered because he has all iron tools instead of a pick so it triggers me
@pissapocalypse
@pissapocalypse 3 года назад
And then he KEPT DOING IT AFTER IT DIDNT WORK
@ascaredghostprince1139
@ascaredghostprince1139 3 года назад
Opposite title: Markimoo being a minecraft noob for 23 minutes and 58 seconds :p 👌🏻
@thewaterblade3495
@thewaterblade3495 3 года назад
He was too drunk to begin with
@moose8846
@moose8846 3 года назад
"Look, I'm not an idiot!" Hdjgkdjg okay
@mcrfreak6900
@mcrfreak6900 3 года назад
This is exactly what I needed in my boring quarantine life (Also why dose this only have 700 something views??)
@rowanfynn4574
@rowanfynn4574 3 года назад
Not anymore, it's got a lot more now
@itzmedash1759
@itzmedash1759 3 года назад
now it has 189k pfftt
@alexgreen2992
@alexgreen2992 3 года назад
3:41 This is my mateing call.
@urpersonaldumbass4030
@urpersonaldumbass4030 3 года назад
7:12 * in Eefs voice * "he's humble, and he's.... humble"
@rabidcel
@rabidcel 3 года назад
*"Markiplier being a man baby for 23 minutes"* the 59 seconds: *You little bi-*
@JudyCoxify
@JudyCoxify 3 года назад
58*
@memeexpert7716
@memeexpert7716 3 года назад
I would like this but it has 69 likes
@sleepysebbyzzz
@sleepysebbyzzz 3 года назад
He used a stone pickaxe to mine diamond-- NOOOOO
@lollivee6770
@lollivee6770 3 года назад
Joseph Waters I thought the lava thing would happen tbh
@jenniflower6569
@jenniflower6569 3 года назад
The moment I saw that I screamed "MARK NO YOU DON'T USE STONE!!!!!"
@dfquartzidn6151
@dfquartzidn6151 3 года назад
ZP_Sheepy in this comments mentioned that, all of his tools EXCEPT the pickaxe itself were ALL IRON!
@vivi-eb2co
@vivi-eb2co 3 года назад
how do we vote this for an oscar
@itzmedash1759
@itzmedash1759 3 года назад
oh man the siren head call plus the cave sounds was absolutely terrifying
@shade159
@shade159 3 года назад
It didn't help by the fact that there was thunder right before 2:33
@TheDoomSlayer_666
@TheDoomSlayer_666 3 года назад
What
@roguestorm2136
@roguestorm2136 3 года назад
4:39 This is so spooky right here. Especially the slow-mo distorted and the siren head mix.
@allie1738
@allie1738 3 года назад
Dude... 21:48 YoU cAn'T pUt WaTeR iN hElL mArK!!!! I laughed SO d*mn hard when I watched that part!! 😂😂
@finnlythemarshmallow
@finnlythemarshmallow 2 года назад
14:32 I’m sorry lmao, I can’t with Lixian’s face omg LMAO best editor, 11/10
@mayatalks_19
@mayatalks_19 Год назад
“I can milk you” will forever have me rolling and I will never know why😂
@-DumpsterFire
@-DumpsterFire 3 года назад
lixian is a legend give credit to him a and the maker of this video
@fishy2374
@fishy2374 3 года назад
I love this! He’s just hilarious, you did a great job picking the best clips :)
@GlitterPartyTime
@GlitterPartyTime 3 года назад
Thank you :)
@koyasworld4156
@koyasworld4156 3 года назад
At 3:15 he literally looks like Professor Snape 😂
@ReallNevermore
@ReallNevermore Год назад
10 points to griffindor
@Ishtarru
@Ishtarru 3 года назад
Mark, unable to drink alcohol anymore, makes the controversial decision to play as though he were drunk anyway.
@foliumviride2547
@foliumviride2547 3 года назад
What do you mean? Mark's always a man-baby AND WE LOVE IT!
@zombiebutnotrob
@zombiebutnotrob 2 года назад
literally this whole entire minecraft series, it was just marks ADHD in a nutshell
@maichival
@maichival 3 года назад
The last one is my favorite XD “And here lies a stupid squid that couldn’t figure out how to water.”
@rachelszarek7823
@rachelszarek7823 3 года назад
Mark: we are family friendly *proceeds to kill a chicken while screaming violently*
@briannagreen786
@briannagreen786 3 года назад
marks such a himbo but we love him for it
@mr_h831
@mr_h831 2 года назад
Jack and Felix: enjoys the game Markiplier: *pain*
@crippledcow2235
@crippledcow2235 3 года назад
Can you do a crankgameplays funny moments? that dudes hillarious
@EloiseRaeCullen
@EloiseRaeCullen 3 года назад
Did anyone else scream and/or flinch when Mark jumped in the Nether? I literally screamed "NO!" XD
@aubrey_shadow13
@aubrey_shadow13 Год назад
9:13 As he was making his soliloquy about building a better house, he looked into the distance by those two birch trees, and I thought, "Wow there's a decent little place for a house-" Then the screen went yellow and his voice just boomed in my ears, " I s e e i t . " I'm in pain. 😂
@drakubro5577
@drakubro5577 Год назад
Interesting fact: My aunt actually met him at vidcon once. I didn't know until a few days ago. That might explain why I'm starting to watch him more as there's an unseen connection of gaming and baby faces
@radmads1015
@radmads1015 3 года назад
Dude you picked the best clips lol
@kreepazoid1517
@kreepazoid1517 3 года назад
I like your profile pic! ✨🤟🖤
@radmads1015
@radmads1015 3 года назад
@@kreepazoid1517 I love your username and profile pic.
@mirilizz4389
@mirilizz4389 3 года назад
i was literally talking back like if i was really talking to markiplier, who tried to mine diamonds with a stone pickaxe, who created a new world to go see the nether update, and who tried to do that trick where you fall and pour water on your feet so you wont take damage. yes, im weird
@GayPanicAtTheDisco1
@GayPanicAtTheDisco1 3 года назад
I'm watching this in the middle of the night with the only light being from my fish tank and it just started flickering. I just changed the bulb yesterday. This furthers my belief of my house being haunted.
@dfquartzidn6151
@dfquartzidn6151 3 года назад
It’s been three months, everything okay buddy?
@GayPanicAtTheDisco1
@GayPanicAtTheDisco1 3 года назад
@@dfquartzidn6151 No, the light just keeps flashing at night but works perfectly during the day. Plus the whole tank almost flipped over last nigh.
@dfquartzidn6151
@dfquartzidn6151 3 года назад
@@GayPanicAtTheDisco1 Dear God buddy. Your place needs help. I hope everything will be alright one day.
@GayPanicAtTheDisco1
@GayPanicAtTheDisco1 3 года назад
@@dfquartzidn6151 Eh, we'll see. I'm just glad none of my planets have fallen yet, especially Jupiter(it's the heaviest one I have hung up).
@dfquartzidn6151
@dfquartzidn6151 3 года назад
@@GayPanicAtTheDisco1 Are they hung up above your bed? If any of them falls on you, it could get serious.
@classified1915
@classified1915 3 года назад
It’s so funny to know mark was once a kid friendly channel-
@Aruwyn
@Aruwyn 3 года назад
me just sitting there for the " *I can m i l k y o u*
@citrix8266
@citrix8266 3 года назад
I mean, it could’ve been a compilation of all the unnus annus videos
@bluebunanimates6590
@bluebunanimates6590 3 года назад
Everyone: Lixxian is so funny! Me: 6:07 did NOT expect that-
@moltenfreddy1021
@moltenfreddy1021 2 года назад
Markiplier screaming over gold- the most useless ore in the game- is PURE GOLD. (ba-dum-shhh)
@aydenbilow9148
@aydenbilow9148 3 года назад
Markiplier content: exists Glitter part time: I can milk you
@allie10boo
@allie10boo 3 года назад
17:56 Yes that is a good start! Anyone who watched Skydoesminecraft back in the day knows that squids are pure evil and will kill you if given the chance!
@MURRAH5
@MURRAH5 3 года назад
BUDDER!!!!!
@ghosty6308
@ghosty6308 3 года назад
1:29 “yum yum yum”
@Awfulfeature
@Awfulfeature 3 года назад
I love Lixian’s editing.
@daedoingthings4595
@daedoingthings4595 3 года назад
19:09 Noooo dont upset Lixian
@gabyn5715
@gabyn5715 3 года назад
He somehow manages to have a mental breakdown in every single Minecraft video and I love it
@crcoghill
@crcoghill 3 года назад
i would have also liked "Mark being a Dumdum for 23 minutes".
@shyfoxfeatherhere6446
@shyfoxfeatherhere6446 3 года назад
I love how Mark got scared from ambience sounds
@candycoated_rage6591
@candycoated_rage6591 3 года назад
21:55 BWAAAAAAAAHHH
@jessiediaz4915
@jessiediaz4915 3 года назад
Favorite moment tbh
@littleperson8315
@littleperson8315 2 года назад
the fact that he _didnt_ get killed by the enderman after smacking it BAFFLES ME
@commentdestroyer9314
@commentdestroyer9314 3 года назад
I am severely agitated at the fact that this video isn’t 23 minutes and 59 seconds long.
@Vel00
@Vel00 3 года назад
Is it just me or sometimes Mark looks like Sal? Like here at 3:15
@umbraexe3069
@umbraexe3069 3 года назад
Wait- YES!
@akithebee3851
@akithebee3851 3 года назад
"I ain't bothering nobody, nobody's gonna bother me" Famous last words...
@oshana6445
@oshana6445 3 года назад
"Maybe I should just make peath" -Markiplier 2020 Edit: The music behind that speach is EPIC.
@oshana6445
@oshana6445 3 года назад
also; "Here lies a squid who didn't know how to water." - Mark 2020
@sbug2242
@sbug2242 3 года назад
I have one word that will make you uncomfortable: *moist*
@Unikay
@Unikay 5 месяцев назад
"I don't know how far 16 chunks is" **walks maybe one chunk or two chunks away**
@zenertia
@zenertia 3 года назад
why do I relate to this on such a deep level
@_burnso_3099
@_burnso_3099 3 года назад
3:21 he looks like Katniss everdeen
@HinaElevirst
@HinaElevirst 3 года назад
No one: The baby i drowned in the pool: 6:23
@djdragon1304
@djdragon1304 3 года назад
“We’re gonna make magic” Oh dear...
@alexsarkisyan5192
@alexsarkisyan5192 3 года назад
Alternative title: It’s Lixian channel and mark is at his mercy
@ValenderAndPo
@ValenderAndPo 3 года назад
I like how markiplier successfully does the water bucket thing in the one place water no work
@dakzougan4046
@dakzougan4046 2 года назад
Gotta say, for all the dumb things I’ve seen people do on their first Minecraft world, trying to MLG water in the nether is a new one
@hannahhoke1067
@hannahhoke1067 2 года назад
Mark gives off himbo energy, like a 90s, early 2000s movie vibe
@headfirst1593
@headfirst1593 6 месяцев назад
this is my favorite markiplier compilation video.
@matthewroddick9737
@matthewroddick9737 2 года назад
Markiplier, well known for his manly and professional style
@emiliainflame
@emiliainflame 3 года назад
May I ask why this video is only 360p? Or is that the fault of my internet? :'D
@potatotomato7025
@potatotomato7025 3 года назад
Why would it be more than 360p?
@3173_Delta
@3173_Delta 3 года назад
@@potatotomato7025 Because 360p is blurry AF and most creators post in higher quality?
@theleehero
@theleehero 3 года назад
It's probably due to RU-vid decompression
@3173_Delta
@3173_Delta 3 года назад
@@theleehero That's not what decompression is... The video can be in high quality in the settings and suffer from decompression when there's a lot of small things of various colors moving a lot, like in this video: ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-BtYKDamqo2I.html as you can clearly see, the settings allow you up to 720p The video being in poor quality is a fault of the creator - in what quality do they download files/record it, what quality does their editing software allow and what they chose during the saving of the footage.
@potatotomato7025
@potatotomato7025 3 года назад
@@3173_Delta Exactly and it's not like Markiplier himself posted this video so you can't expect a professional quality level
@johndasalty111
@johndasalty111 7 месяцев назад
"But could you film this on something other than a piece of asparagus?"
@a.pigeon
@a.pigeon Месяц назад
Markiplier: I can milk you The entire internet: I can milk you
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