Mr. Hippo:so anyways that doesn't matter and what was i saying again? Oh yeah so orville was having such difficulties eating it because those elephants have clumbsy hands actually they have no hands at all so i went to the store to buy him some rye bread i dont know if elephants like rye bread but i assure you orrvile does it was on a Wednesday so the bread was fresh but i remember a father bringing his son to buy rye bread every tuesday *sigh* what a fine day it was
Mr. Hippo : *tells the longest story ever in front of a dead body* Mark : *actually listening while drinking some water* The guy must be an excellent grandkid
According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way a bee should be able to fly. Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground. The bee, of course, flies anyway, because bees don't care about what humans think is impossible.
Actually, the stories themselves were scripted. Scott just told the VA to add anything he wanted during the recording of the lines so it felt like proper rambling.
The audacity of Scott to not only make it so long but to also put in a SECOND Mr. Hippo overlay, which can imply that we died a second time just listening to Mr. Hippo.
To be honest, Afton 100% deserved to be killed. If it was literally anybody else, Mr. Hippo would probably just pull up a seat next to them and start telling his life stories.
Christi Brock same, all but a few of my classmates would try to keep this teacher talking that gets distracted easy. Then there’s the ones that somehow enjoy doing actual work, and they would make him remember that he has a class to teach, and we’d start doing actual work
David NAVARRO RODRIGUEZ if they just said “drinking” it could be interpreted as drinking alcohol, and drinking his drink is less likely to be interpreted that way. English is weird
"Sometimes a story is just a story. If you try to read into every little thing, or you try to find meaning in everything someone says, you'll just drive yourself crazy." Oh my god, this line is perfect.
Mr. Hippo is like that grandpa where you ask him where the plates are and he'll recount a story of not only the plates, but how he met his wife, what food he likes, and his favorite plate from when he was five before he finally hands you the plate.
Dude you complaining about an interaction that shoulda taking a minute or less being extended to ~18 minutes? At least now you know grandads favorite plate
@@StridersBored who ever said I was complaining lol I was pointing out his personality with an overcomplicated simile. For the record, I enjoy listening to grandad's plate stories and Mr. Hippo
@@StridersBored I figured you were joking after I responded but I had just woken up at the time so I took it seriously, sorry :[ Side note though I made up that story and my grandpa died years ago but glad you enjoyed it lol
I love how the dialogue is kind of a take on the FNAF theorist community. "Sometimes a story is just a story. It does no good trying to find meaning in every little thing"
@@psy-fi64I almost respect Scott for using this part of his last game to make a dig at his fans for caring about the story he told them to care about. It's admirable how little he cares.
@@ActuallySatan Yeah, I think it would've been funnier if it was literally any other game with crazy theory shit seeing as the whole of FNAF is literally bait for crazy theory shit.
nah there is definitely a script or at the very least scott picked out takes that could have meaning. the line about people assuming what they shouldnt and looking into what they shouldnt was 100% a reference to dream theory that came out of Fnaf 4. and the line about not telling the guy to stop killing the ducks relates to henry and how he knew william was the killer but for a while didnt know what to do about it or if he should do something at all
@@rasenpapi5653 For the most part his lines weren’t scripted. There are a few that were, which is the ones Scott asked for. But more than half of his death speeches were improvised.
Mr. Hippo is unironically my favorite animatronic. If he were in any other game, I would sit there and listen to all of his stories, regardless of how long they were.
@@Glatier thats what i thought, lik ewhat if scot just makes the games to make em, like fnaf one was an indy horror game he made that he didn tthink would get so popular, so what if he put this in herew to basickly tell every body, a game is a game, try to think about it too much and overcomplikate it and it can effect you, cause everybodys convinced that fnaf has some unfindable lore when in reality it could just be a game.
I love the idea that Scott wrote these scripts at the last minute b/c he heard the VO's works and knew they deserved more than a one-off line. Considering we're all here and probably have listened to all of Mr. Hippo's monologues, it was the right call.
@@SwizzleDrizzl When? UCN has always been Afton's hell after FNaF6. Although Matpat's theories have seriously declined in quality ever since he started using the books as canon details.
@@SwizzleDrizzl Hell, even Mark guess the entire Fnaf Custom Night in Under less than a Minutes, without theorise or anything. And fun fact, Mr.Hippo speach is actually directed to some *"Intelligent"* People.
Theories are theories and nothing else. Theories are only possibilities until proven. If it is consistent, it is likely to be true, but can be disproven
This story was actually how I first learned as a kid that it was bad to feed ducks bread, and I never did it again since that day. Thank you, Mr.Hippo.
Mr. Hippo: "If you try to read into every little thing, and find meaning in everything everyone says, you'll just drive yourself crazy..." Matpat: "... and I took that personally."
I don’t know it felt like Scott was trying to get people to look in deeper and find that hidden meaning at first and now he’s like wtf r u doing matpat?????
Mr Hippo: “You try to read into every little thing and find meaning in everything anyone says, you’ll drive yourself crazy!” MatPat: *sweating intensifies*
matpat: HE IS TRYING TO STOP ME THEORISING!! I HAVE GOTTEN TOO CLOSE TO THE LORE THAT SCOTT HAS TRIED TO LEAD ME AWAY! *intense theorising INTENSIFIES*
also matpat - imma steal an entire script of leagal eagle and get called out for it also mat-pat (and steph) "wow those are healing regen items, YOU NEVER GET THOSE IN MMO AND RPG games" Yes....you.....do, you filthy casuals. also, also mat-pat - I cant think of a good theory, i know, i'll just go on reddit and copy one
Most animatronics: says a few words when you die Mr. Hippo: According to all know laws of aviation, there is no way a bee should be able to fly. It’s wings are too small to get it’s fat little body off the ground. The bee, of course, flies anyway, because bees don’t care what humans think is impossible...
Just imagine that before the guard came Every night, all the animatronics all gather up, big to small, scary to innocent, in front of the stage with Mr Hippo on it, and he tells them stories.
Wholesome things your murderers do before murdering you y'know I had a friend that did something wholesome before I died his name was Orville he gave me the best birthday ever and the right after the party he grabbed one of those hatchet's y'know the almost like uh. like miniature Axe y'know.. what was I saying oh yeah Axes are like big brothers to hatchet's alright story's over *all animatronics clap*
You know the best part about this is Scott *KNEW* that they would sit there and listen to all this useless silliness because there *COULD* be some CRAZY LORE AT THE END but there wasn't. He really does know his audience. This is still one of my favorite moments in the FNAF universe.
There actually was lore in both of them. Both Mr. hippo lines mention the fact that your character is dead and the other line implies that you are in some sort of purgatory. He gives tiny hints, but nothing major.
0:20: My friend, you have met a terrible, terrible demise. But, uh, y'know, I-I don't feel too bad about it. After all, if...if it weren't from me, it would've just been from someone else, y'know? I guess what I'm trying to say is, life...life goes on. W-well, from-for everyone else, life goes on. Not...not for you. You're...you're dead. But that's neither here nor there. It reminds me of one summer day in the park. I was having just a delightful picnic with my good friend Orville. And I said to him, I said, 'Orville, I...I have a story.' And he said to me, 'What's the significance of the story?' And...I said to him, 'Orville, not every story has to have significance, y'know? Sometimes, a...y'know, sometimes, a story's just a story. You try to read into every little thing, and find meaning in everything anyone says, you'll just drive yourself crazy. Had a friend do it once. Wasn't pretty. We talked about it for years. And then not only that, but...you'll likely end up believing something you shouldn't believe, thinking something you shouldn't think, o-o-or assuming something you shouldn't assume. Y'know? Sometimes,' I said, 'a story is-is just a story, so just be quiet for one second of your life and eat your sandwich, okay?' Of course, it was only then I'd realized I'd made sandwiches, and...poor Orville was having such difficulty eating it! Elephants have those clumsy hands, y'know? Actually, I-I suppose that's the problem. They don't have hands at all, do they? They're f-they're all feet! And I-I couldn't imagine anyone asking me to eat a sandwich with my feet. Now, if I recall correctly, there was a bakery nearby. I said to him, 'Orville, let me go get you some rye bread.' Now, I'm unsure if elephants enjoy rye bread, but I assure you that Orville does. Now, this was on a Tuesday, which was good, because rye bread was always fresh on Tuesday. They made sourdough bread on Monday, and threw it out Wednesday... Or rather, they sold it at a discount for people wanting to feed it to the ducks, and then, prob'ly at the end of the day, finally, they threw it all out. I-I don't recall. I do remember a man who would bring his son to the bakery every Wednesday, and...then go feed the ducks. He would buy all of the sourdough bread. Of course, y'know, you're not supposed to feed the ducks sourdough bread at all. It swells up in their stomach, and then they all die. At, uh, at least...at least, that's what I've heard. Y'know, I-I never saw any ducks die myself, but I did notice a substantial decrease in the duck population over the course of a few years. I just never thought to stop the man and tell him that he was killing the ducks by feeding them sourdough bread! And if you want my opinion on the matter-heh, and I told Orville this as well-if you wanna feed ducks, or birds of any kind, for that matter, it's best to buy seed. I mean, when you think about it, breads of any sort don't occur in nature. They don't grow on trees o-or spring up from the bushes. I don't think birds know what to do with bread. What was I saying? Oh oh, yes yes. So I bought Orville some rye bread. What a fine day it was.
Bonnie: rawr Freddy: rawr Chica: rawr Mr . Hippo: My friend, you have met a terrible, terrible demise. But, uh, y'know, I-I don't feel too bad about it. After all, if...if it weren't from me, it would've just been from someone else, y'know? I guess what I'm trying to say is, life...life goes on. W-well, from-for everyone else, life goes on. Not...not for you. You're...you're dead. But that's neither here nor there. It reminds me of one summer day in the park. I was having just a delightful picnic with my good friend Orville. And I said to him, I said, 'Orville, I...I have a story.' And he said to me, 'What's the significance of the story?' And...I said to him, 'Orville, not every story has to have significance, y'know? Sometimes, a...y'know, sometimes, a story's just a story. You try to read into every little thing, and find meaning in everything anyone says, you'll just drive yourself crazy. Had a friend do it once. Wasn't pretty. We talked about it for years. And then not only that, but...you'll likely end up believing something you shouldn't believe, thinking something you shouldn't think, o-o-or assuming something you shouldn't assume. Y'know? Sometimes,' I said, 'a story is-is just a story, so just be quiet for one second of your life and eat your sandwich, okay?' Of course, it was only then I'd realized I'd made sandwiches, and...poor Orville was having such difficulty eating it! Elephants have those clumsy hands, y'know? Actually, I-I suppose that's the problem. They don't have hands at all, do they? They're f-they're all feet! And I-I couldn't imagine anyone asking me to eat a sandwich with my feet. Now, if I recall correctly, there was a bakery nearby. I said to him, 'Orville, let me go get you some rye bread.' Now, I'm unsure if elephants enjoy rye bread, but I assure you that Orville does. Now, this was on a Tuesday, which was good, because rye bread was always fresh on Tuesday. They made sourdough bread on Monday, and threw it out Wednesday... Or rather, they sold it at a discount for people wanting to feed it to the ducks, and then, prob'ly at the end of the day, finally, they threw it all out. I-I don't recall. I do remember a man who would bring his son to the bakery every Wednesday, and...then go feed the ducks. He would buy all of the sourdough bread. Of course, y'know, you're not supposed to feed the ducks sourdough bread at all. It swells up in their stomach, and then they all die. At, uh, at least...at least, that's what I've heard. Y'know, I-I never saw any ducks die myself, but I did notice a substantial decrease in the duck population over the course of a few years. I just never thought to stop the man and tell him that he was killing the ducks by feeding them sourdough bread! And if you want my opinion on the matter-heh, and I told Orville this as well-if you wanna feed ducks, or birds of any kind, for that matter, it's best to buy seed. I mean, when you think about it, breads of any sort don't occur in nature. They don't grow on trees o-or spring up from the bushes. I don't think birds know what to do with bread. What was I saying? Oh oh, yes yes. So I bought Orville some rye bread. What a fine day it was. Also Mr.Hippo: It seems that you have met your end. Ugh, what a pity. Y'know, I-I don't feel too bad about it, though. After all, if it weren't me, it would've just been one of the others, I guess. I'm honestly just glad to be out of those air ducts. Y'know, it's...it's not easy for a hippopotamus to fit up there. And...not easy to get down, either. Not as young as I used to be, as you can see. I used to get to do all sorts of things. Y-you're young, you're vibrant, you have that sort of pep in your step. *sigh* It reminds me of a conversation I was having with one of my good friends, Orville. We were having a nice picnic one day. I believe it was summer...or perhaps it was...was it the fall? Yes yes yes, it was the fall because the leaves had turned already. But I said to Orville, I-I said, 'Orville, I have a story to tell you.' And Orville looked at me, y'know, kinda odd and, and-and said, 'What is it about?' I said to him, 'Not every story has to be about something, Orville. Sometimes a person just wants to talk. Why does everything have to be a story?' I said to him. He just looked at me and he said, 'Well, you-you-you said you had a story.' Y'know, he was quite right. I did in fact. I told him I had a story. I suppose if a person just wants to talk, then it's best to not announce that you're telling a story. Telling a story does come with its own pressures and expectations, I-I suppose. After all, if you're just talking to a friend, then there's no more expectations than if you're talking into the wind! Words by themselves aren't expected to carry, and aren't expected to stick. But if, y'know, if you announce that you're telling a story, well then...there better be a point to it all, y'know? No one wants to sit and listen to someone ramble on and on and on with absolutely no end in sight. So, you know, it's-it's good to be mindful that when you tell someone that you're about to tell a story that you have something to say. Telling someone that you're gonna tell them a story is tantamount to ask them to stop what they're doing and-and pay attention. You're basically saying, 'Hey hey, hey buddy, stop everything, stop what you're thinking, I have a solution to everything.' And, well, I didn't really have any story to tell. In-in hindsight, I-I probably just misspoke when I said that I had a story. I think it would have just been better to tell Orville that I wanted to tell him something, rather than tell him that I had a story. But y'know, even then, it might have put too much importance on the whole thing. Either way, it was quite a nice day. I remember...I remember that we were drinking tea.
Don't understand why gamers raged at this death scene, its really calming and uniquely funny. You expect to die with a heart attack from a malicious machine roaming the halls and you just get this olden soul, looking to tell a story or two from his assorted memories.
I aint gonna lie, mr hippos story is a prime example of storytelling from a person with adhd's perspective, you deviate so much you forget what you were even talking about
I love the idea of William being literally forced to listen to this hippo animatronic ramble on about nonsense, just this serial killer in hell and this is part of his punishment lol
William Afton, a child murderer, a robotics genius, trapped inside of a suit he made in the 1980's, tormented in hell by the one you should not have killed. And he's stuck listening to Mr. Hippo talk about how sourdough bread can swell up in a ducks stomach.
It would be better if it was Will taking his son out to get sourdough bread to feed the ducks and Mr. Hippo is now getting the chance to tell him, "hey stop giving the ducks bread it's not good for them."
@@angeryfluuf6514 Yeah. The plot of UCN is basically that William Afton has been sent to his own personal Hell where all the robots get to kill him over and over to punish him for killing kids.
Did I ever tell you the time me and my buddy keith camped out on the top of a shopping mall? We stayed up there for days. The police came to get us down but Keith just kept yellin at em. Then they tear gassed us and Keith screamed everytime he opened his eyes for WEEKS. At first it was funny. But then it just got sad, but then it got funny again.
I've noticed something about all 4 storys that Mr Hippo says in every story he reminds you you're dead he is always hanging with Orville they are always doing something at the park and mr Hippo will always wants tell A story to Orville like if it has something to do with the story.
Maybe the story of the man killing the ducks is William Afton leaving his kid in fredbear's while he goes and kills the kids. And hippo couldn't bring himself to stop him. (Probally not true but yknow)
@@urdeadnotbigsuprise7439, he had a simple answer for the franchise and the fans were too busy analysing every little detail to realise what was there. He was forced to make it more complicated and now the franchise is a literal mess.
The other animatronics had the souls of little kids possess them, while in a freak accident, Mr. Hippo was possessed by the soul of a 73 year old Jewish man.
What I love about this is, Mr Hippo talks in such way that you almost forget that he is an animatronic considering everything he talks about doing, like having a friendly conversation with Orville, is something a human would do.
1:15 I think Scott here is talking about MatPat (GameTheory). He’s been reading into every little detail of the story, he’s been doing this for years, and he’s come up with a lot of wrong ideas along the way, and Scott is telling him to “eat his sandwich and enjoy it for once”, implying he should just take a break from studying and just play the game, but Scott realized that he stuffed so much lore into his games that MatPat couldn’t help but look into it, and has trouble just playing the game itself, and also has the same problem with “his hands”, which I assume means it’s his nature to look into the lore. At 2:10 Mr. Hippo talks about getting Orville some rye bread from a nearby bakery and didn’t know if most elephants liked rye bread, but knew Orville did. I think this means he tried to serve a different kind of game, which he didn’t know if most his users liked, but he knew that MatPat liked. I don’t understand anything after that.
I think the rest of it with the ducks was that Matpat kept coming back and throwing his (usually incorrect, and therefore “stale”) theories into the fandom, which caused a substantial decrease in people trying to solve the mysteries on their own, and a drop in people playing and theorizing, and Scott wondering why he never just stepped in and told matpat that he was wrong or to just stop and enjoy the games like a normal person.
@@spiritedaway0tutu this is Scott just poking fun at Matpat. Sure Matt makes mistakes sometimes but I don't think Scott really made this to antagonise anyone. As in reality Scott is genuinely a nice guy.
@@Bolshevik_1946 This guy gets it. Again, "if you try read in every little detail, or find meaning in anything anyone says, you'll just drive yourself crazy! "
mr hippo is that nice old man that comes in when you're working somewhere and starts talking to you about his entire life story and you're just sitting there too polite to tell him that you need to get back to work
Management lets me stand and listen to the customers like this because I deal with so much bullshit on a daily basis that, on the rare occasion that I get a decent customer, they just let me have it.
@@CCCMTTT I work in high ticket item retail in one of the poorer cities in my country. We get a lot of shoplifters, addicts, entitled people, people who cut themselves open inside of the store so the cops can't arrest them as they steal things, people who shit on the floor, and in one case, a mugger who started sticking people up inside of the store, plus god knows how many other form of unpleasant customer. Most of my job is dealing with these people, since I am one of the more senior employees, as well as one of the larger guys on staff (making me capable of defending myself). It's quite difficult and occasionally hazardous.
The game should have had a 20 minute unskippable version that always plays after getting killed. That would be the scariest thing in the entire series.
@@nerocladius4319 Speedrunners nightmare, add a nice topping if you trying to exit the game and coming back does a resetti where he remembers, comes back to lecture you and then continue on with a longer and less related story.
i always picture this happening as just you two sitting in the security office, you’re tied to a chair, and he’s just walkin around the room talking to you on and on about bread and all this shit
