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Marley and Me reviewed by Mark Kermode 

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@Br1tishman
@Br1tishman 5 лет назад
Really disappointing when Mark sits on the fence like this
@wb8905
@wb8905 3 года назад
he said he hated it at the end.
@yotoffotographer
@yotoffotographer 5 месяцев назад
@@wb8905 It's called sarcasm
@alansmith4655
@alansmith4655 5 лет назад
10 years later and I’m still laughing my ass off at this review. Thanks Mark.
@gaggle64
@gaggle64 13 лет назад
"I like dogs, I hated Marley and Me - maybe I just don't like people!" There's a sentiment to live a life by.
@reservoirdude92
@reservoirdude92 8 лет назад
Mark, your Pythonesque rendition of an American accent is the greatest thing I've ever heard. Absolutely hilarious 😂
@Rickyroo1980
@Rickyroo1980 8 лет назад
Haha yeah Pythonesque indeed
@mooooooodyy
@mooooooodyy 3 года назад
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@therecalcitrantmisanthrope1892
Simon Mayo: "Oh, you're not going to read the whole thing out are you?"....Mark Kermode:(still talking).Simon Mayo:"Oh,You are!".
@RoosterSuzuki
@RoosterSuzuki 11 лет назад
This is one of the best reviews ever. Not just Kermode, but just... ever.
@Oceanmachine27
@Oceanmachine27 9 лет назад
Okay, this is the first time I've laughed at one of Mayo's comments. "I know that what comes with dogs is good and... you know, and..." "Evil?"
@ejkk9513
@ejkk9513 9 лет назад
Go watch the Fifty Shades of Grey review. Mayo made me crack up about, "he being the bbc bdsm"
@ZeppelinBigFan
@ZeppelinBigFan 8 лет назад
I love the review for Fred: the Movie: "You are no longer a broadcasting legend!"
@raisedonpopcornwithgrant9670
@raisedonpopcornwithgrant9670 3 года назад
@@ZeppelinBigFan i don’t think i have laughed harder at a movie review than kermode’s fred the movie review Ahhhh!!! flibbbitt AHhhh!!! mute him out that and film socialisme
@ZuluRomeo
@ZuluRomeo 2 года назад
@@raisedonpopcornwithgrant9670 check out his Jared Leto impression in his review of House of Gucci. 🤣
@Tweed.Echidna
@Tweed.Echidna 9 лет назад
I saw this with my girlfriend. She LOVED it. Somewhere in my heart, I KNEW it was the beginning of the end of our relationship. I am happy to elaborate...
@Tweed.Echidna
@Tweed.Echidna 9 лет назад
***** It's one of her favourite films. She can watch it anytime and it really cheers up. It didn't cheer me up. I don't mind the predictability and frothiness of it. However, I didn't laugh once - it was just too saccharine. Then there were two bits that I actually found a little unpleasant; the first was when she intimates she wants a baby and he goes "whuh?" (and ensuing plan to buy a dog to try and avoid a grown up conversation about having children) and then when he meets his friend and he starts hitting on the girls because he has a dog. Both really weird and leery scenes that (I believe) attempt to imply this is a man's default setting. We didn't get to the end. She turned it off as I had really hurt her feelings after I (unforgivably) kept talking and criticising it all the way through. Awkward silence followed. Early night. Beginning of the end.
@themistoklis
@themistoklis 9 лет назад
Tweed Echidna hilarious!
@poontang3zizo
@poontang3zizo 9 лет назад
Tweed Echidna Great comment! Differences in movies should by default determine if a relationship will work or not. However, I have to disagree somewhat. Yes the Owen Wilson character is an asshole but I always thought that was the point. Marley and Me is about unstable, immature adults slowly maturing over time, with Marley as the glue that holds Owen Wilson's life together. It's not a perfect movie, far from it! But I for the most part liked Marley and Me. Congrats on escaping a bad relationship good sir!
@Kevo216666
@Kevo216666 9 лет назад
Tweed Echidna Haha... don't elaborate.
@loonycushion
@loonycushion 9 лет назад
+Tweed Echidna the eternal opposition between pessimism and optimism.
@raisedonpopcornwithgrant9670
@raisedonpopcornwithgrant9670 3 года назад
mark kermode’s press note voice is like the rob schneider trailer narration from south park
@Onmysheet
@Onmysheet 10 лет назад
"Maybe i just don't like people" Your not alone Mark.
@loonycushion
@loonycushion 9 лет назад
+Onmysheet that attitude is one of the things that's wrong with the world.
@Onmysheet
@Onmysheet 9 лет назад
loonycushion Maybe for some people the "world" is the problem.
@iansocawarrior
@iansocawarrior 11 лет назад
Whether it's 'Marley and Me' or 'I' depends entirely on the context. For example, Marley and I made a shit film together' or 'Mark Kermode doesn't like Marley and me'. That's why I take Kermode's advice on films and not grammar.
@MrOkami75
@MrOkami75 5 лет назад
Mark just nails the American synopsis voice over :P
@RyleyAtk
@RyleyAtk 12 лет назад
"He can't have puppies." "Why?" "Because the vet speaks sternly to him." LOL
@davidhopper9793
@davidhopper9793 4 года назад
H
@Frase2006
@Frase2006 15 лет назад
Listened to the podcast in work yesterday and nearly died laughing at this rant. It had been a while since he really let loose at a crappy film, and I even thought he was mellowing out. The best rant in a long long time! :-)
@damonmoney4474
@damonmoney4474 5 лет назад
This is the Kermode I need in my life
@noveltyhat
@noveltyhat 15 лет назад
the american accent kills me.
@vars280287
@vars280287 5 лет назад
I love when Mark goes on his rants
@thebasementfilmgroup
@thebasementfilmgroup 3 года назад
That review is way funnier than any comedy film Mark has talked about ...hahahaha!
@Gewok666
@Gewok666 11 лет назад
Pretty much everyone in my film class said they cried at this film, and that "anyone who doesn't has no heart". This film has no heart. It's a vile and disgusting pool of poison.
@HaloDieHard
@HaloDieHard 10 лет назад
The movie was poison are you for real? And you are what's wrong with the world
@JHashcroft
@JHashcroft 9 лет назад
HaloDieHard People need to stop telling other people that they're everything that's wrong with the world. It's a silly cliché.
@amyclarke41
@amyclarke41 6 лет назад
really i was more involved in the dog and read the book its not oscar winning but it does have something a dog who wins me over 😣
@rywilk
@rywilk 11 лет назад
"It's the sound of being sick in a cup", awesome review =D
@MrMattyMan
@MrMattyMan 14 лет назад
"You haven't got emotion in real life, so here's a plastic thing to look after." HA! Awesome.
@jcoops02
@jcoops02 4 года назад
I agree with everything he said, but I still sobbed at the end of the movie and now that movie really is my guilty pleasure go to. I hate it, but I find myself drawn to it when hung over.
@ra83clement
@ra83clement 12 лет назад
Owen Wilson and Jennifer Anniston with their wide range of acting
@RyleyAtk
@RyleyAtk 12 лет назад
"How far would you go for a friend?" Also the tagline for 4 Months, 3 Weeks and 2 Days, a Romanian film about abortion.
@gnooy13mdfk
@gnooy13mdfk 8 месяцев назад
Bob Marley review brought me here. Oh boi, what an experience. Top notch rant.
@MalachorWraith
@MalachorWraith 13 лет назад
"Shouldn't it be Marley and I?" They are so fucking British. I love it so much. I believe he referred to this afterwards as the movie that is in fact less fun than actually putting your dog down.
@ZuluRomeo
@ZuluRomeo 2 года назад
"it should be Marley and... NOTHING" Now that's a film I want to see. Directed by Werner Herzog 😜
@clemarochies
@clemarochies 13 лет назад
This is the funniest review i have seen Mark do :)
@MattJames1958
@MattJames1958 7 лет назад
Why do people always have a go at Mayo? He's a good presenter
@lenah9027
@lenah9027 5 лет назад
He's a great presenter, but his reviews aren't great
@gonzogilberto4690
@gonzogilberto4690 5 лет назад
He interrupts far too much
@jamesead9095
@jamesead9095 4 года назад
But by far a better salad dressing.
@juliewake4585
@juliewake4585 4 года назад
Matt W he’s a great presenter.
@9hrsInTheLibrary
@9hrsInTheLibrary 15 лет назад
Regardless of the movie, this is the most exuberantly hilarious Kermodean ever.
@pov_music
@pov_music 3 года назад
"It should be Marley and nobody" should be on the poster.
@eddywards84
@eddywards84 13 лет назад
best kermode line: 'it's not just poop, it's grammatically incorrect poop' gotta love it
@jessicawatson7360
@jessicawatson7360 6 лет назад
Clearly I’m too sentimental, I cried.
@Benny-rw1pu
@Benny-rw1pu 5 месяцев назад
yes. you are.
@Noscrapsinmyscrapbook
@Noscrapsinmyscrapbook 14 лет назад
I live for these rants. Can we have less viewer emails and more of this please?
@ZuluRomeo
@ZuluRomeo 14 лет назад
"I love dogs. I know that what comes with dogs is good and.... you know... and--" "Evil?" LOL
@mistajericho
@mistajericho 15 лет назад
Thank god there are still people out there who bash rubbish like marley & me.
@uwtheo
@uwtheo 14 лет назад
I just watched this then 'Martyrs'. Gotta love consistency.
@booster330
@booster330 15 лет назад
Aniston is the biggest one trick pony in the business. Shes played the same character in every movie since friends and theres more of the same to come. she sud go back to a US tv show that gets canceled after season 1 like all the rest these days
@farneyblakeley
@farneyblakeley 12 лет назад
I haven't seen the movie but instinctively I could have guessed everything he says in the review. It's an Aniston movie
@Hargiwald
@Hargiwald 15 лет назад
I'm 21, still living at home, and that's a home that has always had at least one dog as long as I've lived there with one break of 1 or 2 years between two of them, and I got through the book okay, but the movie was worthless. Having a dog doesn't play so much into it as just having plain bad taste in movies. As Kermode says, if you love dogs, be with your dog, take it for a walk, don't pay to see Marley and Me. Possibly read the book, it's not half as painful.
@logancasselman153
@logancasselman153 2 года назад
Oh Jesus its been 12 years since this review came out 0.0
@ZuluRomeo
@ZuluRomeo 2 года назад
Richard E Grant needs to do a remake of this movie, called "Withnail & Me" 😜
@orkavorn
@orkavorn 11 лет назад
0:50 - That's exactly what I was thinking too Simon!
@frankkrumnow7194
@frankkrumnow7194 5 лет назад
Jennifer Anderson's face is the visual definition of television :D
@Ben-wk4je
@Ben-wk4je 9 лет назад
"You're not telling us the truth, you're telling us your opinion.........." Love Simon
@funnygames166
@funnygames166 15 лет назад
"Marley and Me' is grammatically sound, by the way.
@evilmario6061
@evilmario6061 2 года назад
Whereas 'Withnail and I' isn't!
@cocorocks88
@cocorocks88 13 лет назад
I enjoyed the movie alot althou that might have something to do with the fact that as a kid i had a white lab who's death was very similiar to marley's, as a result i didn't find it too sickly and everything, i guess if you don't relate to it then i could see why it would have been too much.
@apban
@apban 15 лет назад
this rant is up there with the potc3 rant that mark did, bloody hilarious
@itseveary5756
@itseveary5756 Год назад
watched this directly after the movie and I was so glad Im not alone lmao
@scotty_blocks
@scotty_blocks 7 лет назад
One of the funniest hachette job reviews I've ever seen.
@piggyhoyahoya
@piggyhoyahoya 9 лет назад
Keep pressing 4 for a journey of laughs
@kerushun
@kerushun 10 лет назад
Hahahaha this man is amazing
@unkledave52
@unkledave52 11 лет назад
Wow,my dear departed Mom used to quote that and Walt Kellys' famous Pogo line,"We have met the enemy and he is us".Thanks for the memory!
@asfixiated
@asfixiated 14 лет назад
@sirheavyhitter When using the phrases "X and I" or "X and me", simply cut out "X" and form the rest of the sentence to see if "I" or "Me" is necessary. So if I were to say "I am tired" then it would be "X and I are tired". If I were to say "That belongs to me" it would be "That belongs to X and me".
@alagorical8001
@alagorical8001 4 года назад
Kermode: I'M A DOG LOVER!!!! Mayo: Sorry i mentioned it
@thisisawsome34253212
@thisisawsome34253212 7 месяцев назад
Now I know what British people hear when Americans try to imitate their accents.
@ChrisR395
@ChrisR395 13 лет назад
Why does Kermodes American accent always sound a bit like Carl Sagan?
@niamhm4109
@niamhm4109 3 года назад
This is my favourite kermode rant- beats dark of the moon and sex and the city 2. Absolute gold. However I will give dark of the moon, as that had a non verbal kermode uncut of him banging his head against a well for three minutes straight
@ZuluRomeo
@ZuluRomeo 12 лет назад
He starts off as Carl Sagan and ends up as Loyd Grossman.
@lydz25
@lydz25 15 лет назад
mwhaha I bet Friday is The Knowing Nick Cage. Bound to get a glowing review! CAN'T WAIT!! XD
@SimplyySimone
@SimplyySimone 9 лет назад
Today was the first day that I ever seen this movie. By far the saddest movie I've ever seen. However I loved the movie but the ending was so sad. I actually cried real tears lol my boyfriend thought it was so funny
@MrVice101
@MrVice101 7 лет назад
You should watch Schindler's List.
@philipcollier263
@philipcollier263 6 лет назад
I know I should hate this film but I just can’t. Although I did feel the need to watch Dead Man’s Shoes or some other gritty ‘the world is hell and life is pointless’ type movie afterwards. Turning and turning on the widening gyre...
@eedoamitay3341
@eedoamitay3341 Год назад
"universal themes" is the worst generic descriptor to use because its VERY obvious that its trying to be as accessible to as many people as possible purely for the sake of reaching a bigger market, all for more money. Its just extremely cynical that phrase
@jakkbomb
@jakkbomb 15 лет назад
Just because everyone has an equal right to hold an opinion, does not mean every opinion held is equally right.
@robirwin83
@robirwin83 13 лет назад
K: "i've got dogs, i love dogs, i know that what comes with dogs is good and.." S: "evil?"
@RamBam3000
@RamBam3000 11 лет назад
"I love humanity. It's people I can't stand" Linus, from "Peanuts".
@c.j.griffin
@c.j.griffin 4 года назад
Jonathan Swift!
@Clay3613
@Clay3613 4 года назад
Why do they trash Courage Under Fire? That's a great movie!
@GBsleekie
@GBsleekie 15 лет назад
Normal voice is fine. lol
@boredtrophyhusband
@boredtrophyhusband 11 лет назад
the dog dies
@delbongo
@delbongo 15 лет назад
How could he possibly read every book thats adapted for the screen? If he's gonna miss out on reading anything, I'm glad its this tripe
@lydz25
@lydz25 15 лет назад
Ha ha I also thought of the number 23! I'd be more scared of letters running out really (well ... not scared at all!), but there's only 26 letters, in English anyway, an array of symbols, but an infinite amount of numbers! To Mr Wage, I say, When you are scared of numbers running out look towards pi, for it simply won't end!
@christhomas9221
@christhomas9221 3 года назад
hahaha i love british cynicism so much, the venom in that 4:00 hate
@substratic11213
@substratic11213 4 года назад
I just realized that Owen Wilson and Kurt Cobain have the exact same voice
@CS-mo7xp
@CS-mo7xp 4 года назад
plus they both have 4-letter first names, and 6-letter surnames...omg.
@davimurph
@davimurph 4 года назад
Kurt Cobain's guitar playing is the sound of someone with terrible digestive cramps. Owen Wilson plays the guitar in those sofa ads that make me feel sick. Coincidence?
@davimurph
@davimurph 3 года назад
@@bloodorange6713 absolutely. Nirvana sounds brilliant. That queasy gut sound is an artistic choice, and they more than pull it off. I was just making a silly joke about Kurt Cobain's general nausea, and my specific nausea when I saw those stupid sofa ads.
@inspectortanzi
@inspectortanzi 2 года назад
Bet they've never been seen in the same room together.
@napalmslayer
@napalmslayer 2 года назад
The thing is though, a lot of critics liked this film, including Roger Ebert. Kermodes definitely right about it in a lot of ways though. It's somewhat touching at the end but it's pretty corny for the most part.
@Ruffleswolf
@Ruffleswolf 15 лет назад
yeah critics should totally not exist at all
@mastermixsable
@mastermixsable 13 лет назад
it made me cry
@dannygmzz
@dannygmzz 13 лет назад
Never had I cried watching a film before. Marley and Me made me cry buckets.
@pepperonik
@pepperonik 14 лет назад
@sirheavyhitter It depends on the context. Your example "You and I need to sort this out." is grammatically correct but if you said "This needs to be sorted out by you and I." that would be grammatically incorrect. If you are the subject then it is "me" and if not it is "I".The trick is to take out the other person (or dog in this case) and see if it makes sense.
@ClichéGuevara-2814
@ClichéGuevara-2814 15 лет назад
"A Boy and His Dog" with Don Johnson.
@pepperonik
@pepperonik 14 лет назад
@sirheavyhitter I might have got my subjects and my objects mixed up but the point remains!
@Tableturn
@Tableturn 15 лет назад
Seeing as it's a review of the film and not of the novel, that doesn't diminish the importance of Mark Kermode's opinions or observations. He's not reviewing how well the novel has been adapted - he's judging the film on it's own (cliched and predictable) merits.
@jonny5779
@jonny5779 Год назад
Who dosen't love "Love Story"
@girlsinnottingham2201
@girlsinnottingham2201 6 лет назад
I like the bit where the dog dies. It means the film is over
@mettashade
@mettashade 12 лет назад
this review is amazing
@somanytakennames
@somanytakennames 4 года назад
5:28 "They have this HRRitating life"
@ZuluRomeo
@ZuluRomeo 14 лет назад
"Maybe I just don't like people!"
@slimjimpui
@slimjimpui 15 лет назад
4:15 said it all
@TheHappydead
@TheHappydead 13 лет назад
@Raymint i havent seen it either
@dimabbq
@dimabbq 15 лет назад
Great stuff
@4Mr.Crowley2
@4Mr.Crowley2 7 лет назад
Mark seems to be forgetting that the "I have a Ph.D. in Nuclear Physics" line was actually uttered by the Denise Richards character, Christmas Jones (yes that is the character's name), in the (hideous Pierce Brosnan) James Bond film The World is not Enough. It became a "jump the shark" meme after that for the obvious laugh-out-loud stupidity of it. Also, Mark, Owen has a TEXAS ACCENT. Mark is doing a vaguely New York accent so it sounds nothing like Owen Wilson, if that was indeed his goal.
@4Mr.Crowley2
@4Mr.Crowley2 7 лет назад
I wanted to add that I love me some Mark rants. This one is probably my favorite. It is beautiful.
@TG-nh7sh
@TG-nh7sh 5 лет назад
He was trying to do the typical cheesy American voiceover voice
@ellenspear50
@ellenspear50 6 лет назад
I tend to avoid Owen Wilson's films, unless there's another compelling reason to see them.
@Raymint
@Raymint 13 лет назад
@TheHappydead But has puppies, right? And I haven't even seen the film.
@lh7369
@lh7369 2 года назад
Mayo’s dryness 😭
@logicalhope
@logicalhope 14 лет назад
lol @ the people who choose to watch a movie critic and then complain that he spoils the suspense.......
@neilcaff
@neilcaff 13 лет назад
@toocoolcat Outstanding comment! :)
@juniormaldonado9702
@juniormaldonado9702 11 месяцев назад
I love the movie, one of my best but saw it just 1 time because i love dogs and makes me cry a lot!!
@TheHappydead
@TheHappydead 12 лет назад
ye sounds about right
@lewiscranston881
@lewiscranston881 8 лет назад
0:54 Mark does a brilliant Old Gregg impression.
@smithhedgehog
@smithhedgehog 15 лет назад
i agree...
@capcolombie3834
@capcolombie3834 5 лет назад
In reality when Marley was dying they sent him away and hardly spent any time with him. Disgusting way to treat any animal or any living creature.
@lydz25
@lydz25 15 лет назад
you are and shamefully I want to see it! There's nothing coming out for ages! Drought!
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