Mars Attacks! (1996) Carnage Count 

Aw man not again.

When you pay to win but lose instead

ZohebGaming//Roblox, it knows that it’s in a bad movie

Yep I saw that

1:07 what about the skeleton running in the background? Lol

*laughs in Crypto-137*

*We have alian targets 5 clicks south*

Pathetic Humans!

First confirmed target!

@@chaosinsurgency8918 you expect me to beg human?

Say's the lizard who hates all life.

😠😠😠😠😠😠kill me yes kill dog or cat no

…

@@gayjojofan1905 true 682 hates all life forms

@@gabrijel5648 the new picture for 682 is very ugly

@Xavier the memer They be playin cod zombies

One of the children is Ray J who would become famous for the sex tape with Kim K.

And moms say videogames are useless

I mean considering the one general was the only one ready to fight back I'm not surprised their president and militia did nothing before the full invasion to prepare for such a disaster 🙄

I like soldiers, mercenaries, security guards and rebels their my favourite gun 🔫 fighters.

Where’s my heavy flamer

I need two bolters for this heresy

Stormtroopers thi

Plus.- They have ridicolous deaths.

TheHotFalafel who?

This is because he drop his condom, and he coudnt protect his magnum dong.

@@thealmightycornholioisback7240 You can't read?

*_noBoDY caN eAT mEe_*

I’m the trash man

Good that they killed the dog murder

*Humans have summoned John Wick * Aliens: Say sike right now.

So what? Would you rather it be a Baby?

KIDS GON DIE TONIGHT

JDPlayzYT ikr

E

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True

*god why did we even took him to the court

fucking funny 🤣

Yeah, Jack Black shouldn't quit his day job

Jack Black as a soldier kinda looked like Private Pyle from Full Metal Jacket

I'd just like to point out the facepalming skeleton at 1:24

How dare you disrespect our troops

ZacAttack763 Main Ughhhh hate aliens lol

Lol blast nba young boy music

I bet James A. Janissse would totally do a Kill Count on this soon

@@thefantasticretroreviewer3941 That depends on if his fans suggest it in his comments.

@@ek9509 Ok

@@thefantasticretroreviewer3941 We could be two examples.

@@ek9509 Seems fair

It's pretty insane how time flies by.

This movie is kinda insanely funny! More of a comedy more than alien horror.

Now it's 22 years

ghost gaming now it’s been 23 years

Kinda want Dead Meat to do This? To explain the movie

Yeah that’s what I thought kids always survive stuff XD

Two brothers. In a van. And then a meteor hit. And they ran as fast as they could. From giant cat-monsters. And then a giant tornado came. And that's when things got knocked into twelfth gear... A Mexican...armada shows up. With weapons made from to- tomatoes. And you better betch'ur bottom dollar that these two brothers know how to handle business. In! 'Alien...Invasion Tomato Monster Mexican Armada Brothers...Who Are Just Regular Brothers Running...in a Van from an...Asteroid and All Sorts of Things: The Movie'. Hold on! There's more. Old women are comin'! And they're also in the movie and they're gonna come...and cross...attack...these two brothers. But let's get back to the brothers because they're- they have a strong bond! You don't wanna know about it here, but I'll tell you one thing. The Moon. It comes crashing into Earth! And whaddya do then? It's two brothers and I- and...and they're gonna...it's called 'Two Brothers' ...'Two Brothers'...it's just called 'Two Brothers'! 🤣🤣🤣

The Games...

I mean they are the smartest the took the aliens gun

Nice man rick and morty

I just now noticed that.

I agree with you. And I thought killing most of the humans was scary and bad enough!

•DatWhiteCat• Channel. Same

Crazy.

Then* fucking tard

They want to kill everything on land

Nile Force soo tru

Ikr

Man. This is 1996 not 2019

And our phones is more powerful than their technology

I mean, for its time they were good

They were already going to invade it. It's just the birds that got them triggered

It's like they shot the bird at them! I'll find my way out

they didn't invade cause the bird, the invaded cause they're a bunch of psychopathic pricks with a cruel sense of humor

Poor dog😢😭

gabe prentiss lol

That's not a very nice thing to say about the American senate.

Yes definitely both the 100 cows, crow, dog and parrot.

That soldier was jack black

Even I play CoD better than him. And I suck!

Mr. Peabody: This is no time for puns! Even good ones.

Wah waaaah.

Dyego Santos XD

Word play nice.😀😌👏👍😂😅😆

XD NICE

Momentum? 😉😁

Ok, of all my years watching this movie I just noticed it. That is fucking funny.

Yeah I noticed that. It's surprising how much of the humour in the film is actually really subtle and in the background. For example, the mere fact that the Whitehouse are watching Sarah Jessica Parker's coverage of the landing, instead of Michael J Fox's news programme. Or the fact that they cast Jack Nicholson twice and killed off both characters, because the studio said you can't kill him off.

\୧ʕ•̀ᴥ•́ʔ୨ / So this is what the government had in mind when we fought in World War 3

fr could've leaned towards an R rating

And it already blew it. No pun intended!

To violent. Have you seen the gore

@luis gameprays vs haters no one asked you douchebag

@@jamesbartlett152 Yes. What's the problem with an R-rating?

Probably see the ultimate evil first

He was going to do it but decided to do mArs attacks

Xendrius r/cursedcomments

Final destination be like: are you challenging

How are you still relevant?

@@JJMDthelilypod Because 1: Illuminati is relevant. 2: They demonetized and shadowbanned my channel 3 years ago when they partnered with google.

He was back handed

@@georgeloudonkingofdoctorwh1754 Ha

Looks like you found it!

Same. Even now it's weird to watch.

Shocked maybe

@@yugahardiyansah7492 But still, she still had enough time to move

@@thefantasticretroreviewer3941 my Opinion: he was so shocked that he was paralyzed to move. but still, have enough time to move.

@@HaruCanalPrimario Its a "She", not a "He".

simple opinion she didn't ran because it's a comedy movie

Really? I had no clue.

It's a demolition being demolished? That's one demolished building!

@@theuniversewithin74 I agree

The landmark casino is the first building to have it's demolition filmed for a movie, I can nearly think of any other building that had it's demolition used for a movie

I mean, tbf, we clearly saw scenes of the aliens getting shot through their glass helmets and being killed by pistols. The Garand would do fine

I don't like to nit pick (maybe I've watched too much CinemaSins) but, that's an M-14. The M-1 Garand did not have an external magazine.

And you don't even try to kill them aliens with it

A hand-shake would've been better!

Me

@@laqundrabarnett4141 That was just freaky!

The Yautjas would fuck them up.

@@necroid_abriggefan9591 what about xenomorphs

@@maxluoma-aho9192 The Xenomorphs do not negotiate, only kill

@@maxluoma-aho9192 A Xenomourph infestation… in the comics the entirety of Earth will all its hyper advanced technology was destroyed and they had to abandon it. I’ll take Predators anyway over Xenomourphs. Quick death and Yautja usually travel solo. Plus they respect a fair kill if you manage to kill one. In other words, kill one Predator, you’ve won. Kill one Xenomourph, the hives got plenty more.

I mean the Yautja never wanted to exterminate humankind, they just wanted to hunt specific humans for the thrill of it.

lucholucha YT oh yea baby that movie it to gross and bloody

Goriest Shit I've ever seen

Stop it get some help

He should do it it was so gory

That movie's so violent,man.

The same guy? Then, why didn't the ray kill him the first time?

Aliens don't give any shit about any living beings on Earth.

ANIMAL ABUSE!

blue wolf well FUCK you too

It’s just a movie.

Hope blue wolf in this movie he will die till he burns

I agree. It should be less than that.

Lol no it look like predator when u don't pay too much attention but it's actually the Egyptian guy

And the budgie and dove😢

I'm sad about the birds. if you disagree stay out of my propriety

Rip to the dog

James A. Janisse wouldn't include it in the Numbers

Yeah. Real bizarre.

@@scottylewis8124 Heya! :D

@@smithwesson1896 those are some ugly little green freaks.

@@scottylewis8124 ACK ACK

Its also the reason the us military in the movie is based off the 1950s-1960s us military

@Jeff Thompson I guess that could be it.

Saimon Bhattarai yes poor animals 😭😭😭😢

@@thereal7808 yeah you crying for the animal but they bite us

Let's be honest, we only cry on an animal death

Indian love call de Slim withman

I love IDW comics. I'm such sucker for their Mars Attacks and Godzilla Half Century War from about the same time in 2013

I love their comics too

There godzilla comics are pretty cool

Jasper Macaspac where

👍👽👍👏👏🚀

So you like that aliens kill your family

Cringe comment

Me to

True

Tao Lugod ok my little pony weirdo

Yea

"Rocky Music starts playing"

Victor Xu not just A donut shop, It’s Randy’s Donuts

BooHoo

It's the bird and it is the word.

when human in future become too superior can doing everything better

Its probably the feeling John wick may have been seen planning to destroy the alien race due to hearing a dogs soul rise to the afterlife because of a alien dressed as a woman

Thanks for being patient with us!

Don't mention it. Is Gremlins on the list for Corpse Count or December?

Yeah, we're thinking a little horror for Christmas week

Kay.

+Damian388 DF So very soon.

Carnage Counts :-) 👍

Carnage Counts Ernest scared stupid

That....that somehow came out wrong and weird.

Much more

Well, in the "Poseidon Adventure" movie it's just a cruise ship. In THIS movie it's the whole world under attack, so, yeah.

@@dot9802 oh’ sorry