MARVEL COMICS Are Releasing SOY, BETA, CUCK, VICTIM the COMIC!!! 

You forgot "Reality" for the South Park cross-over issue.

Doctor None Mental and Lady Common Sense also Disagree With You Boy their side kick

Cracker Jack, Vanilla Fella, Misogynisto

Trump will be the leader of the villain.

Damn. How could I forget about those great villains!? Orange Man, the equivalent of Doctor Doom, and Reality, the Thanos of their universe who is in love with Lady Common Sense xD

And together we are cuckward

@@nigelisinsane5610 Soyboys UNITE!!!!

@@fabiomoreira1506 TONIGHT WE BATHE IN SOYYYY

Now prepare yourself to be Wokesplained to

@@eldeano9964 I haven't taken enough cyanide pills to endure this

Not sure why they think it's a good idea to promote unhealthy eating habits...

@@killboi207 ikr i thought body positivity is for amputees or those who suffered other permanent deformities. Not for fat people who are too lazy to work out

@@adan3956 Yeah... This seems twisted. It's not good to be depressed bout being overweight but don't make it a positive thing...

@@adan3956 some people have ghiandolar problems that makes them looks fatter than they realy are. unfortunatelly, fat asses tried to hijack that excuse since it was discovered, and then the whole "it's your body, not a model with eating disorder" thing as well. now, the ones that fight for body positivities are litterally the ones that need some ACTUAL intervention

@@serPomiz People with a victim complex ruining the cause of people with actual problems. What else is new

Don't forget the biggest baddie of patriarchy, Orange-Man-Bad!

Dr. Right Wing

the Evil group The In-Cel

@Toxic Stoic Hah, that one is hilarious. :D

@@Pentti_Hilkuri I was going to mention Trailblazer crushing through his walls like the Kool Aid Man, but that felt mean.

Thumbs up if this is the first channel you checked on.

I read a comment on another video recently where someone unironically said that SJWs actually do buy comics.

@@NewCanada must be a sub-group

Garbage is better than this crap. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

woke people ruining the world!

Win. So much win.

yeah but how much are you willing to pay to wipe your butt with this?

Aha! So this was their plan all along! 😂

Marvel is always so forward thinking.

@@RED_Theory038 its superpower is in its ability of each page to absorb so much s@*t, it still looks fresh after 300 wipes. Value for money if you think about it...

Doctor Doom would be my hero

Garrett Roesler ikr

Nah, his laugh will make them be so offended theyll die from broken heart.

Doom would be a lege d

With a slight flick of his wrist.

The Factory the word is “queef.”

What's sad is that power has been done well for over 20 years

That's some plan9 level writing.. FFS Internet gas. I'd laugh but it it's more cringe than funny.

Nanites in the gas that connected your brain to the internet would have at least made sense, but that require 3 extra second of thought and brain power they don't have

'Gamer girl' fart in a jar.

I'm also tempted to call this Marvel Trolling....but 2020 has taught me so far that is most likely for real! This writer is exactly the type of soy-based clone that has been in the Star Wars/Star Trek/Dr Who/etc writers room.

Poe's Law.

Cause there's the AGENDA

It could be an elaborate set up for an April's Fool joke.

@@mephistoxarses8585 who is the writer?

I know right, it brings me to _tears_

@Big Daddy Imagine if her backpack ticks...first issue of the comics would have her struggling against not a supervillain, but customs.

I could easily imagine ACTUAL natives throwing up in their mouth a bit :P

Womp um Womp um

I was thinking it was April 1 already too

I had to check the date to be sure XD

Do you guys not like comics?

FEAR MY UDDERS OF DESTRUCTION!

Sounds like a female version of Pig God from One punch man

@@NcrXnbi 😂😂😂😂

Right?, like a mob boss or something like that.

apocalypse cow

how the fuck did he get at the head of marvel?

LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!

BAA Haha Haha heeeee haw he haw heee hawwwww heeeee haw lol internet gas? BAA Haha Haha Haha heeeee haw he haw heee hawwwww lol

@@Vinc34U the vp of content and character creation has an iq of 70. that MIGHT have something to do with it. long live islam.

Nah he wrote this comic cause son is a girl now and He did not know how to support him 😐

Volrag how do you get from that to pedophilia? I don’t get it.

@@darkstar4494 Screentime: “Hey grandpa!“ Gramps: “Hey grandson. Could you sniff this rag?“ Screentime: “What is it?" Gramps: "My experimental Internet gas. It'll give you superpowers. But this'll be our little secret OK? Tell any adults and you lose your superpowers" Screentime: “AWESOME! I PROMISE!" *sniffs it* "I feel... funny... " Hours later... Gramps: “Wakey wakey" Screentime: “Ugh my head hurts. And my butt for some reason! And why am I dressed in this Ben 10 cosplay?“ Gramps: "To set the mood... FOR CRIME FIGHTING! The experiment was a success. Put these goggles on!" Screentime: "... Ben 10... Rule 34?" Gramps: "Wrong one. Try this"

@@leonrobinson8180 lol of course it’s so obvious now

@@leonrobinson8180 it's still a bit farfetched imo

I swear a comedian made a joke about this on 8 out of 10 cats I want to say it was Sean Lock.

So he became a superhero because his grandfather farted on him whilst using the internet. 🤔

@@bitterbetty.9667 That or Marvel thinks the internet runs on fuel/petrol.

LOL

Something tells me that writers were inhaling some other "gas" and it really didn't do any good for them, oh well. Be smarter and don't use drugs kids.

Imagine being so filled to the brim with soy you think this is what a stereotypical jock is like. LMAO

I don't know many jocks that wear pink.

This made a little bit of wee come out when I laughed

Pink gauges Pink dyed hair Pink gloves and knee-pads Pink turtleneck short-shorts onesie Took "Safespace" as a hero name and Same bulge size as the woman Soyboy: He's got slightly above-average sized muscles which is like 10x my twig arms, so he's a stereotypical jock!

The appearance of a real jock dredges up painful memories for him, so he had *that* drawn instead.

2 minutes? You have that much faith in her?

What's her power sitting on the bad guys or eating them.

But on the other hand. Trailblazer has the convenient back-pack which will produce exactly the item needed for any scenario so therefore won't need to run much.

She's got it covered, her backpack is full of insulin and a defibrillator.

@@BrianPeacock2 Presto? Dungeons and Dragons tv show?

In the Dr Az video he says that maybe she can pull a syringe out to treat her diabetes.

I think Fatpack is a better name for her.

A bag of holding from D&D then, kewl...

Infinate space huh kinda sounds like the subspace suitcase idea

It’s Native American Dora the explorer

Let's be real, she said vertical steppy things, she's never seen stairs before.

At a recent shareholders meeting, new Disney CEO Bob Chapek said that inclusivity and diversity would be a major goal of his. This New Warriors writer is just following orders.

Stan Lee is currently spinning at close to light speed in his grave.

DC got the 5G Wonder-Zir coming. Gonna be awesome cringe when non-binary Wonder woman replacement drops.

@@jamiestewart48 True, true.

I'm really beginning to wonder if these places TRUELY care anymore🤔

Dude these new characters legit looked like the cringey characters I used to draw in my tween years.

These characters, and the way they're being presented, reeks of distilled Tumblr-style. The moment I saw their "bios," seeing the solid, over-saturated color palettes painted as circles below the characters, the first thing that sprung to my mind was "YEP, these are some tween's OCs."

Sign that they have lost so much money and talent, they look like amateur kickstarter comic characters

the drawing quality is even worse than that. That is just the cover.

It's most likely because all the talented artists have had enough and left, so they had to hire shit artists to replace them. Either that, or the artists are intentionally putting in low-effort work because they don't feel like these comics deserve any better.

I know, wouldn't it make more sense if he had a wi-fi device grafted to his brain or something? Maybe he was captured and use as a test subject or something. What the hell does gas have to do with the internet?

His arch-nemesis is Gamir Girl. She controls random objects with a controller after being bitten by a radioactive Xbox.

@@Venneroth Now that I would read. Maybe not. :)

@@Venneroth that super power sounds more usefull then that entire gang has combined, 1st guy basicly have a fast mobile phone, the pair of them's sounds like a extra budget version of cloak and dagger, and the Liveing vampire?! has the power to drink blood? and the heavyr in the team is probably gonna be the one that give them what they need every time as she walks around with a plot hole.

@@NexionSE they use her to fill the plot hole and walk past it

It was.

Watched it's a gundams vid and thought they both were female as well.

Laugh back at her, because none is a woman. Snowflake is non-binary. 😅😅😅

@@Optimusj1975 I'm almost at the point where I could believe the people who make this nonsense are highly trained government agents whose job is to destroy the comics industry and other fandoms like Stars War and Trek, and Doctor Who.

@@classicrando2531 not GOVERNMENT agents ANYMORE. If you catch my drift.

The story goes that the manly one is a man, and the girly one is a "non gender" with bewbs and all... lol

Yeah, does he have to say "Hey Google" first? Google is down? "Hey Siri." "Alexa." ", OK Cortana." "Gosh, their jamming me!" And geez, I had a magic bag back in the '50's.

useless superpower

Well at least while he's dying screen time can be watching tiktok.

So the Safespace guy can't create a safe space for himself. Slow-clap worthy.

Tumblerina Captain Cuck Woke Joke Super SImp Non-Binary Person NPC#33

LOL

😂😂😂

@Mi Ke 😂

@@redram6080 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Indeed! Don’t forget the Radioactive man movie episode where Bart and Milhouse are in the comic book store and Bart picks up an issue of the “superhero” called “Man Boy” and he concludes “all these new superheroes suck!”

Spider-man is an average kid trying to do good with superpowers. He wasn't running around saying what is PC and isn't.

I started reading Spiderman, Fantastic four, Thor, Daredevil and a host of others back in the sixties. It was hard to get the comics here in the UK then but when I did get one it was devoured and cherished and treasured. The writing was amazing, the heroes fantastic, the villains outstanding - I still think Doctor Doom is one of the all time greats, better the Darth Vader as far as I'm concerned. The artists where legends to me, King Kirby being my favourite. I'm almost sixty now but I still love the memory of those childhood day's coloured by the adventures of these fantastic characters. I think myself blessed that I lived through that brilliant creative time. Everyone that lived through it will remember. But I can confidently say that no one, NO ONE, is going to remember this bunch of no hopers. The writers will be forgotten, the comic buried by time. As it deserves to be.

Spiderman was a normal kid with normal life and normal problems trying to fit in... These attention-whoaring weirdos are pretty much the polar opposite to Spiderman

Talked to somebody whom apparently had been into comics for a long while. Their response to this was, "Well, all comic books were aggressively political and mirrored culture." Keep in mind, this person thinks The character of Luke Skywalker was consistent going from Original to the New trilogy.

As an actual kid in the 60s, I immediately got Spider-Man. He was a heroic guy who had the problems I did, who wrestled with his soul. These are 2-dimensional cardboard planks that have the depth of piss on the sidewalk.

Should have named her Trailmix. Morbidly obese Gorda the Explorer that has a hammerspace bag for her to pull out snacks so she doesn't die of starvation.

lol you made me spit out my adult beverage. awesome.

WindwolfBlog Yeah but that laugh was so totally worth

@@eschw2444 ROFL! Best comment of the year!

Was gonna ask if she ate Boots or Swiper to get that big.

Johnny Dub - That's true, at least this time they're making their own characters instead of changing existing ones we grew up on. That has been one of the most disgusting things they've been doing, and that's what feels like an attack, because I think it was meant to be so. It's on brand with modern hyper-PC culture, where it's no longer just about elevating other races or genders or orientations -- it's about *attacking* the "straight white male."

Lmfao!

Dora is here, Dora is hungry... Dora will feed

His superpower is really to whack it to porn. He spouts memes and whacks it to porn.

But can we take a moment to consider the pure hell of being 'permanently connected to the internet'. Just think: No escape EVER from a continuous montage of TikTok idiots pushing their lips out trying to look 'hot', intense close ups of the mouths of obese American women doing Mukbangs, Logan Paul, Goth girls reviewing subscription boxes, Russian drunks crashing cars and 'I'mVicky'. If this aspect is covered in the comic, then I'm in! How does that character cope living with a brain getting molested relentlessly like that?! Wouldn't you want to know? LOL

@@ciganyweaverandherperiwink6293 And that's not even getting into the porn...he would be absolutely smothered in porn more than all of that stuff combined.

Silverthorn Goodtree but it’s post-ironic, so if you’re laughing you’re behind the times.

This comic is the funniest shit ever and it hasn’t even come out yet. I’m fucking stoked for its release.

Those names were probably COPYRIGHTED by some other BRAIN DEAD idiot that's making some parallel themed competitor comicbook!!!!!!!

Got to used wipe my ass

I'd rather wipe my ass with sandpaper than buy an issue of this garbage. It's not even fit for toilet paper.

Gotta give credit where credit is due. They just made shit OC's instead of fucking up great characters.

But they ARE enshittening the title of The New Warriors, though.

@Hexi Good point.

Gungral but they have

Good point. I still find it disgusting that KibbelsNbits went on record stating that his inspiration behind these character designs was the fact he found old super hero designs in classic comics "too cool". No joke, those were his exact words. Apparently he felt that their good looks and incredible physiques made them too perfect to be relatable so he wanted his new characters to not only reflect modern culture but also look more like the average joe as well. Who the fuck gave this guy creative control over a comic book and why the hell did he get into the comics industry in the first place if that was how he felt?

Screentime: “Hey grandpa!“ Gramps: “Hey grandson. Could you sniff this rag?“ Screentime: “What is it?" Gramps: "My experimental Internet gas. It'll give you superpowers. But this'll be our little secret OK? Tell any adults and you lose your superpowers" Screentime: “AWESOME! I PROMISE!" *sniffs it* "I feel... funny... " Hours later... Gramps: “Wakey wakey" Screentime: “Ugh my head hurts. And my butt for some reason! And why am I dressed in this Ben 10 cosplay?“ Gramps: "To set the mood... FOR CRIME FIGHTING! The experiment was a success. Put these goggles on!" Screentime: "... Ben 10... Rule 34?" Gramps: "Wrong one. Try this"

Me: So, Screentime, how did you get your powers? Screentime: Me tablet farted.

Going with what happened to Spider Jerusalem in Transmetropolitan we can at least expect a tumor.

I can't even saying it with a straight face XD

As a father of a son with autism I’m offended by this comment. My son is in touch with reality way more than the brain dead SJW writers or this garbage haha.

Gotta stop reading parody articles

Twitter is ruining everything.

Oh there was no "brainstorming" used here.

@@dereksbooks Indeed. Brainstorming requires brains. The absence of which is pretty clear, here.

@@dereksbooks It was lame storming. Brain not engaged.

Good comparison, given she also had a magic Infinite backpack. Though that one talked

I just realized the vampire has no pants on and looks like a Ken doll.

Or the guys from Reboot

Cyborg

If it didn't match I became depressed and found solace in my cat

@@nopeyoudontknowmyname9153 I always just curled up in my safe space under a fuzzy blanket, sipped an extra soy latte and wrote a whole essay on twitter how there's not enough representation.

Noooooooooooooo! Seriously?!?!?! Thats hysterical 🤣

@@CarrionCrow993 It's true

Bruh!!

are they Hapsburgs?

I can hear Sweet Home Alabama playing already.

Or Somalia

Black people from Alabama know about real discrimination and are not that 'sensitive' to trivial insults. Their parents and grandparents were facing real discrimination and taught them to fight some battles and to just step over some intended insults. I assure you they are not from Alabama.

Was supposed to be in reference to an old song, but that comment now also poofed.

RIP Stan. Thanks for the childhood memories.

don't you dare use Stan Lee's name to justify any of your bullshit

The chimp would be more fun

Any of the My Little Pony name's...

🧁

@@trevorrandom Cupcake is actually what i call my gf. She calls me Weirdo aka Movie/Games Trivia guy.

He can cripple our progressive superheroes (and just them) with mere words, summon impenetrable walls, mind influence his foes with his virus Orange Derangement Syndrome to make them do and say embarrassing things in front of the public, etc. But his most powerful ability is the passive ability to can't stop winning!

No bet. They might go for the Trump card instead.

My thoughts exactly, haha

Fred, if you reveal now that you have family photos of you and your twin posed like _those two_ then I am running from this room screaming. :)

@Big Daddy they are trying to take eromanga sensei fans wont work

What happens if google colapses(it happened twice last year). 🤣😂😂

I still hanging out for a character that really reflected today's society - "Dee Mon T-eyes"

That will be one of their villains.

Actually they already did that with Miles Morales and Kamala Khan and others with their New Warriors-style team up. It was a somewhat decent run because it was short.

I liked it better when it was 8000.

@@NewCanada but 8000 just isn't enough cringe

You fools! This isn't even the New Warriors' final form! I get the feeling their balls are inert. They probably can't even shoop da whoop.

"Kick their asses Nappa."

What is look at the top of his head?

Don't you know it. She's the victim remember. Wish the virus got her. She's the only person that deserves to die painfully.

Calling it now -- he can be rendered useless with an EMP hit from the villains (who will probably named Patriarchy, Orange Man, and Cisheteronormativity).

So did his experimental internet gas connect him to the cellular data network? Is he 5G or just LTE?

@@stephenshelton4267 He's obviously 10G.

@@NewCanada Dude next time post a spoiler warning! You just ruined it for me! 😭