Marvus teaches the kids. 

*"no fair.. i wanna be a lesbian.."*

i died everytime i saw Zebruh

*OMG THIS VIDEO HAD ME ROLLING.*

*no fare I want to be a lesbian* Bich I am wheezing

Marvus teach me pliz

!!!

oh wait it from 2018? well is it too late to ask for subtitle for deaf people?

This is mr. d btw ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-QIBwSHZAOU0.html

*_ZEBRUH IN THE BACKGROUND WHEN AMISIA SAID "PROSTITUTION" I'M SOBBING_*

im gonna be real this KINDA works p good a voice for marvus. but like in the context of him being surrounded by a lot of little kids, by himself, in the brooding caverns lmao

i can totally imagine marvus being called to school to teach the kids some stuff and this happens

THEN ALL BE LESBIANS

This is even made funnier because the kids likely heard "lesbian" and "crack whore" from a human since trolls don't have a concept of gender-based sexual/romantic preferences. The "crack" one is first heard by Elwurd in Act 2, but she doesn't recognize what kind of drug it is.

Marvus "explains that being a lesbian is okay" Also marvus "reminds the kids to not do prostitution" And again marvus "Wonders who teaches them these words" EDIT: all of the voices really fit tho ANOTHER edit:Man marv is really a teacher

I want Marvus as my teacher now lmao

Marvus is so done

We can all be lesbians.

1:04 when Marvus says "You can all be lesbians" it really sounds like what I headcannon his voice as

PROSTITUTION * zebruh in the background*

Marvus: It doesn't work that way Phillip... *You will never be a Lesbian* Me: That's cold Marvus

*If Marvus was a Jadeblood*

OKAY ZEBRUH IM LOSING IT

hes actually a pretty good teacher, I'd have him as a teacher

He definitely yell out “we can all be lesbians!” Be4 in canon

Okay i lost it at Kuprum in the back at the very end

Woaj man booba

ZEBRUH IM SCREAMING

You shoulda had Lanque for 'prostitution'

I like how after watching this I’m recommend like 20000 different kids videos.

Omg the flashes of the girls every time they say lesbian *W H E E Z E*

Me, a transmasc person: You can never be a lesbian Me, denying it: No fair.... I wanna be a lesbian:(

this is a fr & ong moment

This mad3 m3 r3aliz3 th3 ammount of l3sbians in hiv3swap fri3ndsim. It mak3s m3 wanna play it 3v3n mor3

i’ve watched this fifty times and it’s still funny

I am WHEEZING this is so funny fjfkdkdkdkdif

You can be gay?

Гениально, коротко и ясно о жизни

This is not even closely out of character for him tbh

I've never played hiveswap before, but when I first saw marv i thought he was a girl Oh, how I was so, so, very wrong...

No idea wtf this is but I'm loving it

Ha HA got em

I am here...wheezing and laughing...trying *DESPERATELY* to not wake up my parents from their nap...my sides hurt.

ZEBRUH JUST BARELY SHOWING UP FOR PROSTITUTION IM SCREAMINGGGG

We can all be lesbians! :o)

The fact I showed this to all my friends in group therapy back in 2019, and now I'm friends with the person who made this video 🧍

10/10

How do these kids know these wor- wait I’m a 13 year old and I got this whole video... I need to revalueate my life

This video is what got me into Hiveswap (and eventually Homestuck) I love coming back and watching it every so often

THIS IS IT. THIS IS A R T.

holy shit this is priceless i cant believe i didnt watch it before

Isawzebruhimgonnacry

Trans kakaro

Where did the audio come from??

😂 When the students keep outsmarting the teacher and putting them on the spot, great class.

This video is what got me into Homestuck/Hiveswap ^_^ I come back to watch every so often

I'm gonna need the source for this audio right now.

Oh my god I am dying so hard shoutout to AKPen I can't even... I am going so hyena here. Also that Zebruh

we’re all lesbians!

LMFAOO

This makes me like Marves even more. I just cant!

Ok, you win. Good meme, bro

Yes I just y e s

Penus

I'M LATE AS FUCK- BUT THIS IS CANNON CAUSE YES-

Where is the audio from?

Crack where

YESSSS