HiveSwap FriendSim Act 16: Marvus Xoloto [NO COMMENTARY] 

12:15 im gonna say a swear now because thats a ADULT FUCKING MAN, no level of Oh He Big Boned or Oh Hes Technically 18 OR WHATEVER IS GONNA FLY, THATS A ADULT MAN

This clown was designed specifically to call me out as a bottom and I hate it

they found the horniest writer on the team for this

*zebruh getting slaughered* *Protagonist steals his dream man* Complete savage

It says no commentary but the cursor says 1,000 words and I live for it

Zebruh dying a gruesome death was more fanservice than Mavrus’ whole character combined hallelujah

marvus is so cool that he even gets a nose.

I have a feeling when everyone here saw Marvus for the first time, in mind everyone is like, "DDDAAAMMNNN."

He has the body of a man, the skill of a god, and the dialect of a 12 year old

Apparently I speak cursor movements because I understood every mood.

(ok i laughed at every time Zebruh says something weird or uncomfortable your cursor just. spazzes out like "n o,, ST Op")

The amount of character your mouse movements provide keep me laughing throughout the entire video!

"u hangin in there fam?" AND IT WAS LOVE AT FIRST SENTENCE

See, it's a paradox because Zebruh is needed in future acts of the canon Hiveswap, and if any of the troll call trolls dies in the friendsims then it's automatically non-canon. And as Marvus said, technically all of this is non-canon. Loosely canon, technically, but still not 100% canon. Thus, all the timelines where troll call trolls die become bad ends, no matter how much we would or wouldn't mind them dying. If Zebruh dies here and now, then whatever he's supposed to do in the actual, canon Hiveswap wouldn't happen. Essentially, it's plot armor. (Although, catch me several years later like "well I guess I was wrong about Zebruh having plot significance" or something, then whatever)

What if Marvus is using chucklevoodoos to make himself THIS irresistible? We've seen other hot characters but they haven't gotten this same treatment. (Then again, we also haven't seen Lanque's route).

Welp, so much for no nut November.

Everybody’s ignoring the fact that the mc fortnite dances at 21:17

Everytime the mouse was shook it felt like a way of yelling "NOOOO"

Honestly your mouse zooming on-screen sometimes when smth pops up like the "5 decapitations" part is so funny

roxy lalonde in clown form

Marvus is definitely a light aspect. 33:33 never thought I'd be glad to see a face full of juggalo junk.

This is the most active the cursor has been in all the routes. But honestly, big mood and I share cursor's sentiments

this is like. the author lashing out at you for getting tricky by making the only canon ending result in you being Down with the clown

i feel like this was meant to prepare us for the horror and filth that is Gamzee in the Candy Epilogue. That is the only thing that can top this.

can i just say how disappointed i am that zebrah does not canonically die

"You imagine some poor let's player having to read every delectable sentence of these odiferous paragraphs aloud" Smart move with the no commentary

Welp, time to delete my watch history

the whole pit part was so god damn uncomfortable but damn is he a hot dude

*40+ minute friendsim* oh lordy

I hate this route specifically because it makes me out to be a bottom and that is very unsettling for me, a known top.

imagine rejecting zebruh and then getting ran over and dying like 5 seconds later

I’m dyslexic as fuck and having a hard time reading his dialogue so I just imagine him speaking literal gibberish and honestly it still fits him

Hussie really out here tryin’ to make us clownfuckers huh? Well it McFuckin’ worked.

36:41 i am kinkshaming

I’m so uncomfortable. Never have I ever thought about sticking my nose in a hunky clown’s sweaty armpit

if id watched this before reading the homestuck epilogues i wouldve known what to expect when i saw that v was one of the writers lmao

39:17 I can confirm this is Gamzee's descendant because of the slime pie. We all know what that is and what it will do to you and we also know how the highblooded trolls are supposed to act so whenever Gamzee eats his pies he's so calm. Whenever he ran out he tried to kill every lowblood... *Marv. is high and we all* *know and love it* If I'm wrong you can point it out just don't make a big deal out of it.

I saved 35 photos of this man in like 5 minutes I am in love

i'm in love with ONE clown and i want him to crush my skull like a sparrow's egg between his thighs

My friends roped me into this fandom by blasting some Homestuck music and showing me every sprite of this man. I have watched every route in order and I am FROTHING AT THE MOUTH. I LOVE HIM.

Marvus talks like a 90s/00s teen on myspace

Xoloto Xoloto "i like em big. I like em Chunky (Chunky)"

this is probably one of the weirdest chapters but damn the comments

A bit uncomfortable but f u c k i n g a t t r a c t e d to a fictional clown. I hate myself for this.

I AM SO CONFUSED I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT HIVESWAP IS ABOUT???? why is the reader sniffing his armpit i am going to cry. wail even. on the floor.

id sell zebruh to satan for one corn chip

it's illegal to draw a friendsim character this hot i--- 😳

Cursor waving intensifies

33:25 *The FBI wants to know your location*

Hit or miss, I guess he intentionally missed, huh?

I love the comments on these, they made me forget that I felt like I was dying because of my god damn flu. Thank you to everyone who wrote these hillarious comments and thank you MiscEris for posting these amazing videos. Also weird and random story, my Dad always sticks his armpit in my face and I gag so much I would think that I was actually gonna puke from how bad his armpits stink, he gets super dirty and sweaty because he works in a auto body shop and he looks like he's been in lots of fights because of the scars and cuts from work. (Edit: Thank you so much MiscEris for the heart! And thank you to those who liked my comment! I feel so loved T^T)

the only thing ill ever agree with zebruh on is that he is a beautiful man

This clown man be liking the smell of my shit tf I really gotta play Hiveswap

I'm only here because I didn't have the courage to go through the Pit Stop route in my own game. I just. i just couldn't. I'm a coward, but a coward who draws the line at clown pits.

bruh what the frick was all that pit sniffing all about? I almost puked

I never understood the craze till now, I would forever be down with the clowns if I could befriend Marvus or more. But my god, I felt pure unfiltered lust from reading this, like there should be a link to this underneath the definition of HORNINESS. Also see why people dislike Zebruh lol

Goodddd to know we have multiple boys with thicc legs

so.......thats what a doomed timeline feels like, thats what happens when youre somehow still alive by the end of it....

"teens" in troll sweeps means at least 26, and at most 38 in human years... so middle aged people only, wanting to pail marvus? i thought adults are sent to space right when they become adults well i guess it'd be saying something that a bunch of adults come right out of space just to fill a bucket with him...

through friendsim ive grown a new appreciation for purplebloods Karako and Marvus are the bestest bois

No one: Mouse Cursour: YOU SEEIN THIS SHIT?

Guess we won't know what happens if you "respect yourself", huh?

....concert... diaper?

lord of blood it is haha but seriously, his reason for not rising up ultimately boils down to a selfish one he and the other purple bloods dont rise up despite their overwelming power because if they did the other castes would rise up and they would loose their privilege for being a very rage coded religion, marvus has a very hope coded following, with all the lusting and practically religious devotion I do think he is using either a chucklevoodoo or a psichick power, most likelly a psichick power, as the effects seem to be very hope coded and chucklevoodoos are super rage coded, possibly he has the psichick power lime bloods tended to have (before being all killed), perhaps said power is to make others like em more or be more susseptible to be in good terms with em, seems very blood coded to me, fitting for limebloods, and for marvus if he is a lord of blood

oh god here we go

Zebruh? Huh, is more like Zebitch

So we ain’t gonna talk abt that pit scene guys? 😭

This route literally killed me

I have never been so uncomfortable watching a video before

finally zebruh fucking dies. i wish canon could be as beautiful as that route was

Wow I actually love Marvus! What a surprise!

THIS ACT IS SO FUCKING WEIRD I-!?!? AND I TOUGHT THE LANQUE ONE WAS WEIRD,,

I can see Marvus saying : Wag wan big fam

YIKES ZEBRUH HAHAHAHAHAHA I felt bad for him This essence of Indigo's coming to me

Ok it's not that Marvus himself is creepy He's a good enough guy But the accompanying writing borders on fetishistic and I hate it Why did they do this

"oh man this clown is really awesome and sexy, i can't wait to make him my fav--" *GAME:* immediately starts with All That Nasty Shit ".....fucking christ, ok, message received."

i feel unconfortable

OH MY GOD THEY RIPPED HIS ARMS OFF

30:36 What have you done? You changed the future!! You've created a time paradox!

36:27 Wait, so what happens if you click "respect yourself"?

aaaaaalright time to see whats so loveable about this man edit: ok hes p cool

MiscEris your cursor activity any time zebruh says things is so funny

I have never been so embarrassed ever in my life. "I" SHAT "MYSELF" IN FRONT OF HIM

37:14 YA THINK???

I HAD TO STOP WATCHING AT THE CLOWN PIT OMG

16:15 Marvus: *"hey"*

bros majestic

THE X CURSOR MARK LMFAO a very fitting reaction to anything zebruh I would’ve said zebruh fall on his face tryna fix the scooter challenge but rip mspar 9:35 OH SHIT THE FAMED HOTDOG JUGGLING CLOWN YEAAHHHH Ok but genuinely the person that wrote this route ….. :/ I do think marvus is kinda cool and there’s some funny/absurd enough to laugh parts but man there’s just some moments where mspar sounds more possessed by something else rather than the character they are Ok I might be underexaggerating mspar is totally possessed the writing just seriously spirals I had to physically look away at the armpit part wtf

I always love these videos.

That route is literally calling me a bottom and I dont like it

Ooo I've been waiting so long for this!!

zebruh is dead clown rave

Literally best troll. Also y'all be tepid asf

this man makes me glad i’m a lesbian yikes

19:53 yes, YES!! HE"S DEAD!! MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!! Delicious!! >:D

fuck I can't keep watching unless I pause it and cover my face to cool the second hand embarrassment

36:27 *NOT THE CLOWN PIT*

wow he really is a time player

Marvus out here with the classpect: Prince of Asexuality

your mouse has more life than me