Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 13.2 

The Cheat version of KoT's song sounds like something from Jet Set Radio.

The Cheat's KOT remix really slaps.

I just love how Homestar says "question mark" like a question.

Life under the boot heel of the Municipality isn't so bad - sure there's no protection from unreasonable search and seizure, but at least they give you a courtesy call beforehand.

Not talkin 'bout BUTTER

"The magma is seeping under the door."

I think Homestar was talking into the wrong end of the banana.

Plz get eggs,milk? William Henry Harrison and James Garfield both liked lasagna.

Eating dirt? That's Stinkoman's job! He likes dirt. lol ding dong BANANA PHONE no. 3 another good remix

Hello empty soup can. Hello length of twine. Gimme the hi sign.

“Hello, sup can! Hello, length ‘o twine! You seem like mighty fine fellers. Why, I outta fill you up with catgut and call ya lunch.” Now, is that any way to show your appreciation for someone?

0:47 Homestar predated our current lack of social interaction era.

PLZ GET EGGS,MILK?

I remember using the mic on a headset I had to record the cheat remix part and so I could have it on my mp3 player 😂. Now I'm listening to this on my phone, just crazy

KoT plays the Sweater Song.

Why does Marzipan sound sick?

@MeTube8402 Then lets eat pudding with a SPOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON (I totally abused that. lol)

These tale a lot less work than tools, yet are almost as funny, if they don't have time to make tools anymore, they could at least for audio stuff.

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