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Mass Effect 2 - Mordin's Quarian Sex Advice 

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Professor Solus gives some medical insight on human/quarian relationships.

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@AeroQC
@AeroQC 8 лет назад
Hispanic Shepard, first name Ezio, right? The voice seems a tad bit mismatched for the look though.
@jmw61587
@jmw61587 14 лет назад
Indeed. I particularly enjoyed the comment EDI made about enjoying seeing humans on their knees and the look on Jeff's face. It gave it a movie-like feel, as does most of the dialogue. This is the greatest game I have ever played, hands down.
@SpiritoftheHarvestMoon
@SpiritoftheHarvestMoon 14 лет назад
i would never think that after high school biology anyone could make sex sound more unappealing, but Mordin did it.
@EchoBoomer1987
@EchoBoomer1987 14 лет назад
Michael Beattie must of had some great fun with this role, how he says that so seriously cracks me up XD
@AlessandroTheCynical
@AlessandroTheCynical 12 лет назад
It would still be more interesting than a regular professor.
@Digiwario
@Digiwario 13 лет назад
I love how he says "mockery" in disgust. lol
@hanwud
@hanwud 13 лет назад
I hope bioware takes all the time they need to finish mass effect 3, and also, since ME3 is the finale, they may as well show tali's face somewhere near the very end (provided having romanced her or something) so we feel like we earned it. After all, after playing ME1 and ME2 and wondering how she looks like and building up the mystery and suspense, ME3 would be a great time to release it. Even if bioware decides not to show, tali's still my fav character. Thumbs up if you agree :)
@21Sev
@21Sev 11 лет назад
After all this time i finally understand, the stuff in tali's sinuses is from shepard doing a money shot, it all makes sense now
@joethehero2
@joethehero2 13 лет назад
@Ballistic106 If you look closely in some scenes, it shows that Tali does have a nose, so no Cthullu.
@morgoth199
@morgoth199 14 лет назад
@nakrato uh oh, i already nailed her w/o talking to mordin :P dont spoil the ending or anything, and when i tried talking to him he started singing gilbert and sullivan
@Chayraz2
@Chayraz2 13 лет назад
Mordin would make the best sex ed teacher ever.
@Inkrunner12
@Inkrunner12 13 лет назад
hahaha, love what Tali says at the end.
@Ballistic106
@Ballistic106 14 лет назад
Yeah, I've been told that the speech for Garrus includes the line "Don't ingest" in reference to certain turian fluids. Haven't actually seen it yet, though.
@SPARTANMST
@SPARTANMST 14 лет назад
HAHA the bit about information booklet, diagrams, comfortable positions for both species, ah... classic XD
@ExcitedAlex
@ExcitedAlex 12 лет назад
Hearing this makes me think how badly or what line doctors needed to cross to discover all this.
@7graywolf7
@7graywolf7 12 лет назад
@Markis2bi4 Something tells me Tali was requisitioning the doctor prior to this conversation for some advice on "oral contact with tissue". ;3
@sargentaaron2004
@sargentaaron2004 14 лет назад
@Ballistic106 Indeed, Asari, Salarian, Krogan, Turian, Hanar, perhaps even an Elcor? Although with Hanar, it would make a new meaning of Enkindle.
@RagnaRok852
@RagnaRok852 13 лет назад
Today on: Advice With Mordin! We talk about sex with different species and STDs contracted from them!
@prattle128
@prattle128 13 лет назад
Such an honorable doctor
@normallyerratic
@normallyerratic 13 лет назад
"Last alcohol and mood music required!" Lmfao! The professor has such a way of dealing with sex education.
@mst3k4evur
@mst3k4evur 14 лет назад
I love how realistic and 'human' this scene feels. Bioware put the thought into it, realizing that yes, in the future we will at least try to romance aliens and discussions like this have to be a part of it.
@maxofthetitans
@maxofthetitans 12 лет назад
Mate your shepard has the seediest moustache ever
@darthnazgul
@darthnazgul 14 лет назад
@Silencer227 If you block out all possible romance subplots, he'll assume you're attracted to him and will say that he's not interested.
@theQuestion626
@theQuestion626 13 лет назад
gotta love Mordin. always with a helpful tip.
@Ballistic106
@Ballistic106 14 лет назад
@Alieneater1239 Well, male Shepard does smile a little bit upon seeing her face, so I would assume Tali looks at least mildly attractive. Or maybe she looks like Cthulhu and Shepard just happens to go for that sort of thing.
@TheNefari
@TheNefari 4 года назад
Mordin giving the talk :D
@ChaotyxOne
@ChaotyxOne 14 лет назад
I'm quite surprised instruction videos of Human and Quarian relations even exist. Heck even information about such a situation at all.
@suggestions8
@suggestions8 14 лет назад
damn...you can seriously tell during that last part that mordin is about to laugh his ass off...i'd pay to see that...
@Ballistic106
@Ballistic106 14 лет назад
@DarkTheAtheist Head back to Tali after her romance scene and finishing the game and she'll start the conversation with that dialogue.
@sheatheman
@sheatheman 14 лет назад
this is such a good game. the books have served as fodder while i am waiting for the games to come out.
@Sorenthaz
@Sorenthaz 14 лет назад
It's funny how he just sort of casually/cheerfully blabs about giving Shephard a bunch of information on how to boink her xD
@jc215flip
@jc215flip 14 лет назад
@Davito2000 Agreed. The writing for this game is amazing.
@darkecofreak23
@darkecofreak23 14 лет назад
@Puffin I have only lost people in the first playthrough. On all subsequent playthroughs, I have kept everyone alive.
@OperatorTibbs
@OperatorTibbs 12 лет назад
if Mordin was my teacher for since i would have learned a lot more
@Cpt_nice
@Cpt_nice 13 лет назад
I love Mordin just for this scene alone, and he has so many more like it
@spenore
@spenore 14 лет назад
i love thw way his eyes blink =)
@Terriss0421
@Terriss0421 13 лет назад
@Ballistic106 He did go for the Asari in the first game...maybe he likes on the face as well as the hair.
@raisethecar
@raisethecar 13 лет назад
Tali: my sinesus are filled with something I can't even describe. Shepard: Uh Oh... Mordin: WHAT DID I JUST TELL YOU!!!!!
@FNGLHR
@FNGLHR 14 лет назад
Well according to that one Turian who was friend zoned by the Quarian he was interested in back on Illium, there's a in-verse vid called "Fleet & Flotilla" that includes love scenes between Turians and Quarians. I'd imagine if that's out there so is Human/Quarian porn.
@undead890
@undead890 14 лет назад
LOL when I heard mordin talking about the romance (mine was with Garrus so it was somewhat differnet but same concept) I almost pissed myself laughing, specially when he goes on about oils and positions and such. Mordin gets A+ for that.
@orgixvi3
@orgixvi3 14 лет назад
@Ballistic106 Your comment made my day! XD
@Sideswipe881
@Sideswipe881 13 лет назад
LOL. Mordin should have his own life advice show.
@TheOrangex88
@TheOrangex88 12 лет назад
Tucker: I came to lay some pipe...bow chicka wow wow! Church: tucker! Shut up!
@KnightRaymund
@KnightRaymund 12 лет назад
Man I love Mordin. And Tali.
@EmperorZ19
@EmperorZ19 14 лет назад
@LordScrambles So many people think that due to the tint of Tali's costume, but think about it, how many people wear flesh-colored clothing?
@oblivionerd
@oblivionerd 14 лет назад
DUDE! Mordin is William Shatner as an alien! GOD STATUS HAS BEEN REACHED!
@Puffin10101
@Puffin10101 14 лет назад
You know what I noticed? Mordin NEVER laughs
@GarmaZabi
@GarmaZabi 14 лет назад
@halomaster78 Your comment made my day. Just thought you should know my stomach still hurts from laughing. Thanks
@TwinklesTheChinchilla
@TwinklesTheChinchilla 14 лет назад
Mordin the Love Doctor. Serious cheers to Bioware for making a Selarian that was interesting.
@nakrato
@nakrato 14 лет назад
@morgoth199 THE MORDIN THING:Well you need to start a romance with tali and get to the point where shes comited and willing, then simply talk to mordin. TALIS LINE: Start the last mission and have sex with her, finish the mission, then talk to her after you have beaten the game.
@SPARTANMST
@SPARTANMST 14 лет назад
When do you get to hear Mordin say that My character had Tali as a LI and he never said that to me I talked to him till his dialouge had beed depleated, however this was BEFORE the suicide mission.
@WitheredTransmission
@WitheredTransmission 11 лет назад
Mordin is the best salarian ever
@Pokerface-tr1ds
@Pokerface-tr1ds 13 лет назад
Mordin is ... ah damn I don't know what to call him... the best doctor ever :)
@Arrakeen10191
@Arrakeen10191 13 лет назад
At least there is use for Doc Murder, mean, Doc Mordin
@woodlefoof2
@woodlefoof2 12 лет назад
@cyclopsdias that may be in part to him being an alien, but whatever
@DoctorObviously
@DoctorObviously 14 лет назад
@Ballistic106 I completely agree with you, it would be so interesting if we lived in the Mass Effect universe. The lore is plausible enough to be engaged in it. Some people find their same gender attractive, or even animals, so why in the hell shouldn't other species be accepted?
@crazyfulla
@crazyfulla 14 лет назад
when i first saw Tali in mass effect 1 i was like " I can haz?"
@RBrim08
@RBrim08 14 лет назад
Agreed, all of the non-default faces look really unrealistic. You can tweak the default FemShepard's face, but none of the faces for Male Shepard's are close to the default.
@qwqwqw129
@qwqwqw129 13 лет назад
@leoaeris6789 So that's what Shepard was looking at when Tali walked into his cabin. =]
@kunven
@kunven 12 лет назад
mordin is the boss of "comfortable" positions
@GreenShark4
@GreenShark4 13 лет назад
God I want him as my doctor.
@adolphbot
@adolphbot 11 лет назад
My two favorite characters.. Tali and Mordin.
@NightlightPro
@NightlightPro 14 лет назад
I didn't know you could talk to Mordin about Tali.
@Sgt410
@Sgt410 13 лет назад
3 people are Parents of children who playe ME2
@VIXsternaGAMES
@VIXsternaGAMES 13 лет назад
XD I love Mordin so much. Best salarian ever.
@Ballistic106
@Ballistic106 14 лет назад
I recently found out he can potentially think you're interested even as male Shepard. D:
@AlessandroTheCynical
@AlessandroTheCynical 12 лет назад
imagine having mordin teaching at your School/college....wouldn't that be awesome?.
@LightStreak567
@LightStreak567 13 лет назад
Mass Erect 2: The Sex Adventures of Commander Carlos Shepard
@undeadmanwalking
@undeadmanwalking 14 лет назад
you know i must say mordin's a really funny guy have you ever heard him sing? XD i laughed my ass off lol
@str8Jonesing
@str8Jonesing 13 лет назад
@ElectromagNick Tali's voice just sounds hot...I hope that the face isn't a total let down...and that Mass Effect 3 atleast shows her face.
@tabbyl95
@tabbyl95 12 лет назад
Dude, that would be creepy. He'd have to be in the vents or hacking EDI's security camera to do it.
@roman11777
@roman11777 14 лет назад
Doctor love strikes again.
@avianmaster
@avianmaster 14 лет назад
Holy SHIT I thought I was the only one who thought that!!! Its good to know im not going insane.
@blargers123
@blargers123 13 лет назад
DAMN, Mordin's your wingman XD
@tvraider945
@tvraider945 14 лет назад
sheperd in this vid sorta looks like johnny yong bosch (as long as you exclude the moustache)
@LaughingDragon17
@LaughingDragon17 13 лет назад
@Ballistic106 I think she kinda looks like a a Nightelf(WoW) but blue with those glowing blue eyes
@RobertFierce
@RobertFierce 11 лет назад
your shepard is fuking epic man! i subscribed just because it
@Verkili
@Verkili 13 лет назад
@MrJ567isback Yeah, he outright says that to female Shepard when talking about Garrus. Well, he tells her not to swallow, lol.
@ArcKing01
@ArcKing01 13 лет назад
4 people are Collectors
@commandershepard455
@commandershepard455 12 лет назад
No, I'm Commander Shepard.
@mechanickel28
@mechanickel28 13 лет назад
Mordin HAS to be recuitable in ME3.
@GreenShark4
@GreenShark4 13 лет назад
Shepard you handsome devil you still got it.
@mst3k4evur
@mst3k4evur 14 лет назад
@Ballistic106 Same here. Why buy a game with a character creator if you don't make it your own?
@Adahn5
@Adahn5 14 лет назад
@Ballistic106 Agreed. And besides, many of us have already broken taboos here on earth with interracial relationships. Besides, relationships aren't all sexual. You could very well develop a romantic relationship with let's say a hanar and love them without needing any sex. Though I suppose those hentai-tentacle lovers would jump at the chance.
@Ballistic106
@Ballistic106 14 лет назад
AWESOME Tier is one step past God Tier. Mordin is two-and-a-half steps past that.
@sethsky4
@sethsky4 11 лет назад
not if you have a high ems score and chose destroy
@Jack.RB.93
@Jack.RB.93 14 лет назад
It would be funny if when you get to your cabin and there is an advice booklet... is there?
@55JJMin55
@55JJMin55 12 лет назад
The scriptwriters must have had a ball writing these
@Iskariot94
@Iskariot94 11 лет назад
Lady´s and Gentleman,applause to Mordin!The smartest Wingman in th universe!
@Walk1ngParAd0xX
@Walk1ngParAd0xX 11 лет назад
Mordin's Advice for Legion: Get help
@Heiryuu
@Heiryuu 14 лет назад
that last sentance tali said did it turn any one else on alittle bit?
@ColonelCommissar
@ColonelCommissar 12 лет назад
Omg, look at that mustache. Grrr baby, very grrr hahahahaha
@thesebman14
@thesebman14 14 лет назад
don't quote me on this but supposedly quarians have pale white skin and have hair, and have black blood for some reason i dont remember were i read it but it was posted on the net somewhere
@ethniccartoonkid
@ethniccartoonkid 13 лет назад
0:02 I lol'd
@Predalienabomination
@Predalienabomination 14 лет назад
through out the entire video my eye was doing that disturbing twitch thing. when the vid was over i was like " Mordin.......... you are the shit :D" from now on im using Mordin in my party.
@TimelordRick
@TimelordRick 14 лет назад
Asian Shepard is pretty epic.
@Raynor9X9
@Raynor9X9 13 лет назад
@cyclopsdias yeah but good luck taking any notes.
@nakrato
@nakrato 14 лет назад
@MasterODisaster100 You do have a point on that, there are many people that prefer imagening and it does create a kind of secret and ecsiting( didnt know how to spell that) aura around her. Personally i'll be okay with either ways that bioware chooses in ME3, show it, dont show it, im cool.
@343GuiltySparkO4
@343GuiltySparkO4 14 лет назад
My Shepard looks almost like yours, save the weird mustache.
@Ballistic106
@Ballistic106 14 лет назад
@DrakoFangs Only if Shepard survives the final battle.
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