Mass Effect 3 Citadel DLC: Garrus and Zaeed booby-trap Shepard's apartment

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@SMAXZO 10 лет назад

You know, when the war's over, Garrus and Zaeed should start a home security company.

@nou8257 10 лет назад

I can see it now!. "Omega Home security services 9/10 agree you'll never have to worry about getting robbed and the 1/10 well there is just no pleasing some people".

@johnmin93 10 лет назад

Smooth Trooper Archangel Approved!

@monandoboi7360 10 лет назад

johnmin93 I'm Commander Shepard and this is my favorite Home Security Service on Omega!

@krisnorge5830 10 лет назад

Smooth Trooper Yes well the people that there is no pleasing are probably the ones blown up by the newly installed security. 9/10 agree you'll never have to worry about getting robbed and the 1/10 well there is just no pleasing dead people

@brentluxford8617 5 лет назад

Explosive Home Security Solutions, we send out intruders with a BANG!

@feco91 9 лет назад

So if Anderson somehow survived the events of ME3, he'd die the second he walked into his own apartment...

@mrcopycat2355 5 лет назад

Anderson: Feels like ages since I've sat down. *sits on couch* *Nuclear explosion*

@freemanthedelphox6249 5 лет назад

@@mrcopycat2355 *Entire Citadel explodes*

@unknownbenefactor8029 4 года назад

Anderson : it been an ages since I was here last time.... What about some coffee...

@waldomkperson8194 4 года назад

Anderson "I could go for a nice warm bath"

@HundredJono 3 года назад

Anderson: "I could use a glass of water."

@jamesroper8687 8 лет назад

Alternate ending, Shepard gets killed by her own coffee maker.

@mariaharuspex9126 5 лет назад

Still better ending, my friend.

@robinalonso-desouza7245 5 лет назад

@@mariaharuspex9126 I was just gonna say that.

@jameswatsonatheistgamer 5 лет назад

The coffee is literally the bomb.

@StormtrooperWho 5 лет назад

Updated Destroy option for an extra extended cut

@thugnyc 4 года назад

This is how I'd imagine it... Kaiden triggers a boob trap while grilling his steak, then kills himself and Shep in a huge gas explosion. "Only to be taken out by dinner."

@saskamrov3810 8 лет назад

"I gotta know, Garrus, what're you doing?" "I'm.. I'm.. I'm calibrating this window!"

@djcuevas1057 7 лет назад

ahaahahahahahahahHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAH GOD DAMNIT GARRUS AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAH

@k0opler153 7 лет назад

by the godess...

@Escap1st7 5 лет назад

More like.. "Can it wait for a bit? *turns head to right* I'm in the middle of some... admiring of polished glass."

@Redem10 10 лет назад

Next time Shepard tries to enter the appartement the entire citadel will explode

@mrsgamer9218 7 лет назад

Redem10 pretty much what the reapers are waiting for

@flashn00b 6 лет назад

And that is why the Normandy SR2 has a luxury living space

@Kanerudo 4 года назад

Ohhh, so that's why the Citadel explodes in the destroy ending. Good thing I never chose it

@rebel1717 4 года назад

Pretty much what it takes to kill Shepard, even then she’ll just come right back🤣

@AlexanderVRadev 4 года назад

As a side effect, now we know why the reapers did not take total control of the Citadel at the end. They had no idea how to get past the wall fixture and coffee maker security... ;)

@ShiftySubset4 9 лет назад

home alone mass effect edition

@primary9154 5 лет назад

YES

@jasonleslie203 5 лет назад

Yea put garrius & zheed in charge those burglars arent walking into a fun house they'll be walking into a warzone lol

@elisecousineau1219 5 лет назад

I need this.

@FreelanceGamerFilms 4 года назад

Bro I understand this comment was made 4 years ago but you got 420 likes and I didnt like it because I didnt want to disrupt that fact.

@azuredragon8388 4 года назад

I'm dying 😂😂😂😂

@000mjd 9 лет назад

Shepard's apartment more dangerous than the suicide mission.........................

@jenifer1638 9 лет назад

And it's only because she has one hell of turian as boyfriend.

@jasonleslie203 5 лет назад

When those 2 were done with it yea

@jameswatsonatheistgamer 5 лет назад

I love that mission.

@unknownbenefactor8029 4 года назад

And Uncle Zaeed.

@beverlyarcher546 3 года назад

And Sovereign AND PARTS OF IT LANDED IN THE CITADEL

@ChrisBabaganoosh 9 лет назад

Vakarian-Massani Home Security LLC

@incrediblyundeniable2326 7 лет назад

+Magnificent Infinite thermonuclear hot tubs with DNA triggered timer now on sale!** **warning, buyer must sign liability waver. Illegal on certain space stations, there's a waver for smuggling too.

@alliancegaming8835 7 лет назад

Jonah Adkins I'd hire them for my home

@jasonmiller2379 7 лет назад

just remember the code 6492, and if you don't...blame Zaeed...and run.

@BenjaminBizarre 7 лет назад

Great service. They even do all the calibrations which I felt was a nice touch.

@Rikard_A 7 лет назад

Only one question, Vakarian: Why would Liara's clone attack Shepard; Liara would probably be a more viable target, for the clone.

@hirosukearisato3259 8 лет назад

"...And if you don't, well... Blame Zaeed, and run like hell."

@erikam6164 8 лет назад

+Hirosuke Arisato Ah, that part made me laugh so hard afterwards, and then whenever I though of it, I laughed even harder. God, that was the best part.

@vladromanenko18 3 года назад

Damn I've laughed so hard from that one 🤣

@bithomes 3 года назад

"Plants are overrated. You can always get oxygen from a tank." That's it. This is the line.

@jacklajoie9126 8 лет назад

i love when he says "i... i think it's art"

@erikam6164 8 лет назад

+jack lajoie Same! x'D

@affirmingtoe15 7 лет назад

Oh. Art eh? Ok I see now, sure. Art, I like it.

@kerochan85 6 лет назад

It's the same statue you find in the mansion with Kasumi's loyalty mission in ME2

@RainbowEssence-c3w 4 года назад

@@kerochan85 Isn't that also the one you have the option of destroying with a renegade interrupt? XD I did that in ME2, how the hell is it now in Shepard's apartment?! Maybe the artist made more than one...

@yawningpheonix 4 года назад

@@RainbowEssence-c3w Or maybe Bioware has a bad habit of recycling assets. In Hock's vault from ME2, Kasumi comments about a "Turian version of the Titanic" when the model is clearly a 1-2 person fighter craft, as seen on Tachunka in ME3 when you attack the Reaper. And don't even get me started on Andromeda. I could deal with the faces and glitches, but a Turian named Oliver? An Initiative escape pod listed as Angaran? That is truly immersion-hostile.

@AdamVikingen 3 года назад

I love this Bromance.. and I'm still not over Zaeed's voice actor dying.. rest in peace you magnificent bastard!

@othergeorgea 3 года назад

*salute*

@adelbertschulz8049 Год назад

"Goddam right!"

@Derah_OG Год назад

The saddest part is that he recorded all the lines for this, very shortly before passing away. What a sendoff for that Godamm Badass

@rokkfel4999 Год назад

That son of a bitch and his magnificent voice leaving us to soon

@GenericUsername-qp1ww 8 лет назад

Garrus: "suppose it's Liara clone who comes after you" Shepard: "you say that like it's a bad thing"

@AlexanderVRadev 4 года назад

Hm...... 2 Liaras....... Endless possibilities. ;)

@codyeaster290 Месяц назад

@@AlexanderVRadev I read this in Mordon's voice.

@mursuka80 9 лет назад

When i played the Citadel DLC i thought "these clowns helped me to save the galaxy?". :D

@jasonleslie203 5 лет назад

And now they're turning ur apartment into a death trap lol

@drakeloki4214 3 года назад

@@jasonleslie203 it's not even Shepherd's, also apartments are usually rented so it is incredibly dangerous and a waste of money and explosives.

@jasonleslie203 3 года назад

@@drakeloki4214 yea it was loaned out by shepards former CO. But its still hilarious that they were creating a home defense in a way you would expect for urbanized warfare. I'd both love & hate to see someone get into that rigged hot tub lol. Or go threw the dangerous task of untrapping the apt after shepard was long gone.

@JJJBunney001 3 года назад

Anderson owned it and gave it to Shep from what I remember, so boobytrap away!

@drakeloki4214 3 года назад

@@JJJBunney001 s/he would mention they were watching it several times, the example that stands out is when Jack visits.

@BakedUAPie 10 лет назад

"If not... Blame Zaeed, and run like hell." Oh, Garrus...

@thrall898 11 лет назад

"What if it's Liara's clone that's after you? Or Joker's?" What the hell is Joker's clone gonna do to me? Snap both his legs and fall over on me?

@orestislazanakis4960 3 года назад

Countermeasures against Joker clones are bananas on the floor. Gravity, a bone-crushing force!

@goodolboston4522 2 года назад

@@orestislazanakis4960 I could Honestly see something like that set up for a Joker clone

@stevenstice6683 2 года назад

Shepard's clone would be using Joker's clone as bait too.

@moviemaker199 2 года назад

He’ll climb into an Atlas and ruthlessly kill everyone! “It’s joking time!”

@petrwarthursty2011 2 года назад

@@moviemaker199 and he proceeds to joke all over them!

@Gala-yp8nx 10 лет назад

Home improvement with Garrus Vakarian and Zaeed Massani, Mondays at 8, only on Fox!

@spicygnomesoup 10 лет назад

Well that's going to make Tim the "tool man" Taylor feel inferior.

@ImDudeRandom90 10 лет назад

I'd watch that.

@s-094cam5 9 лет назад

spicygnomesoup "Inferior" doesn't even begin to cover it. It'd be like comparing an ant... to an elephant.

@hoopsonwheels 9 лет назад

Can that show just exist already XD

@SharkBait19904 9 лет назад

Carter Kinoy I bet they read the book "The Poor Mans James Bond" as a kid.

@Mst3kfanatic1 8 лет назад

so this was the last thing Robin Sachs ever did. RIP Zaeed.

@MrHalohunter24 3 года назад

Not a bad last project if you ask me. It's the way he would have wanted it. Shame he didn't live to see it completed.

@RaderizDorret 9 лет назад

Here's a thought: imagine if Garrus managed to hire Zaeed to run with him during his Archangel days. Don't think Shep would have to bail them out any time soon.

@StealthTheFoxz 9 лет назад

+RaderizDorret Maybe, but he/she still needed to assemble a team to fight the Collectors.

@s-094cam5 8 лет назад

+RaderizDorret If those two had been working together on Omega like this, I'm pretty sure there'd be nothing *but* dead mercs.

@RaderizDorret 8 лет назад

S-094 Cam And Aria in total control as I doubt either of them would be dumb enough to break the One Rule of Omega.

@maybemaeb 8 лет назад

+RaderizDorret I mean, Mordin broke it and lived to tell about it ("broke the only rule of Omega on more ways than one" or however he puts it). So why wouldn't those two survive?

@RaderizDorret 8 лет назад

Артем Пятигоров I think Aria liked him enough to not go full-out on Mordin. I don't think she'd be so nice to Garrus or Zaeed.

@raptorjesus3894 9 лет назад

Joker having a clone that is a threat? Just push him over and his bones are broken

@HaloFTW55 9 лет назад

Not sure if that's enough, send a shockwave or a concussion shot to his chest to make sure.

@Daioblis 9 лет назад

Ivan Chen Nah, a pat on the back will break his spine. That oughta do it.

@TheBlackSerpentBeta 9 лет назад

Jayden Holzhauser No need for that, just put some stairs infront of your doorBoom, joker proof

@IAmWrench 8 лет назад

but what if jokers clone has medical braces for his legs that help.him move his legs better then what?

@Thoralmir 8 лет назад

+Jayden Holzhauser A wiffle bat would neutralize that.

@Legboy1129 10 лет назад

I was heating up some left over food and the microwave oven teleported my food to another universe. Was that you, Turian ?

@hoopsonwheels 9 лет назад

Actually...blame zaeed and run like hell

@gemtigasus5704 7 лет назад

You do know the Turian's name is Garrus right? Turian is his species

@maricandice917 7 лет назад

He's speaking as Javik, who often addresses the other squadmates by their race.

@euaf-crimson1730 3 года назад

Well yes but actually no.

@Elementroar 10 лет назад

Zaeed gets a lot more characterization...well, at least he seems like a slightly more interesting character here than what's in the main game. Seeing him interact with Garrus really brings him out as being part of the gang and less like just the 'bonus' he was in ME2.

@kittykaskett3729 6 лет назад

Elementroar yeah, he felt bit underdeveloped in ME2. Except his own mission, he barely had any dialogue, and he just had few lines that go in circle. At least Kasumi had some funny remarks. He was a good long range squad tho. Anyway, in my first play, Zaeed tried to flirt with Samara, which lead to some funny interaction between two of them.

@Dark_Voice 3 года назад

@@kittykaskett3729 Still, I went to him after every mission for his mission talks until I heard all of them.

@MandalorianRevan 2 года назад

Hell, Javik and Zaeed basically become best friends in some interations of the party. To the point Javik thinks Zaaed is a Prothean in disguise.

@ivoze1735 10 лет назад

What about if a clone walks in and it feels hungry? Opens the fridge and BAM-there is nothing in the fridge. You will surely hurt its feelings.

@ScotishChristian 9 лет назад

Then the floor explodes.

@davidsebastiansuarezroldan8128 5 лет назад

Read it on Zaeed's voice. Formula for success. XD

@bane1504 9 лет назад

"Cyanide's a liquid too, ya know." Jesus. Please. Too good.

@ZeroCanalX 8 лет назад

+Bane Should've hired them for certain vermin problem, eh?

@jasonleslie203 5 лет назад

I hate to be the person that moved in to that apartment after Shepherd even worse I'd hate to be the person that had to investigate all that but I have to admit they would make a hell of a team at creating their own warzone home security system

@RainbowEssence-c3w 4 года назад

Even better, replace cyanide with H2O2. It's identical in appearance, smell, and taste to water but the additional oxygen atom makes it highly poisonous. Technically hydrogen peroxide (the kind you can buy to disinfect wounds) is H2O2, but I guess it's diluted enough that it won't kill you since otherwise they wouldn't sell it. As for pure H2O2, you can probably only find that in labs unless you somehow make it yourself.

@Ghostx357 3 года назад

@@RainbowEssence-c3w naah the peroxide, makes bubbles after you drink a sip of it. its a dead givraway that its not water.

@enigma647 8 лет назад

garrus siply wanted to *calibrate* this apartment

@LEGOMANIAC419 8 лет назад

This may sound strange, but I find Garrus and Zaed's conversations very soothing.

@wager0113 8 лет назад

It's their voices

@ambskater97 5 лет назад

And they’re both pretty drunk.

@devo342 3 года назад

I love how Garrus doesn’t feel at home without a giant ass gun taking up half the room.

@KingKhanate1997 4 года назад

At 2:13 I love how Zaeed tells Garrus not to tell Shepard because, “She won’t understand” as if filling your apartment with countless booby traps, weapons and explosives is just a guy thing.

@PulloffPrime 2 года назад

they say it with male shepard too. they never said anything about her being a girl.

@galaxy-wg1lf 2 года назад

Me and the boys

@nwahnerevar9398 Год назад

Just guys being dudes

@Theunholyborn 2 месяца назад

Too be fair, if there was a girl into that than We would have a problem.

@dillanreed2389 9 лет назад

Fuck, my sides. Push the crew banter to Citadel level for ME4 and I'll be a happy camper. The characters are what makes this series, the more they interact the better.

@Czesnek 7 лет назад

I hope Mass Effect Andromeda characters will as memorable. It will be very hard to top characters from the original trilogy.

@impactoftesseract6417 7 лет назад

RIP hopes

@amorr52 7 лет назад

I want massive amounts of banter

@Zombyachinka 7 лет назад

Dreams status: Destroyed.

@ArthurD 7 лет назад

Damn feminists has no respect to such things as ordnance installed in room furniture. What a fucking shame.

@KainPrime 9 лет назад

I am SO installing weaponized wall fixtures in the entire flat tomorrow.

@dethbreth8 10 лет назад

After the war, Garrus, Zaeed and Shepard start their own home security business, with some creative advice from Shepard and Garrus's kids. These new lines of defense were questioned for their conventionality, but in time were integrated into C-Sec, much to Pallin's chagrin.

@ScotishChristian 9 лет назад

Commander Bailey on the other hand was very supportive of the new idea, unfortunately he also used these security measures on the press.

@RaderizDorret 9 лет назад

Archangel Security Solutions: Not even Commander Shepard can survive!

@ScotishChristian 9 лет назад

RaderizDorret *Disclaimer* We are not responsible for any form of injury, maiming, or death to the owner of said security measures or their families. Such a thing is a fault of the owner for failure to pay attention. Any complaints can be taken up with our public relations officer Zaeed Massani.

@cjking4411 9 лет назад

ScottishChristian No no no, you got to have either Grunt or Javik "take care of" complaints.

@RaderizDorret 9 лет назад

cj king Grunt is the complaint department. Javik is in marketing. Jack is the public relations specialist.

@Sessyfan15 10 лет назад

"There are too many windows and they're too big. Makes it easy for someone to track you".....don't know if he's worried about snipers or he's worried about peeping toms. probably snipers.

@joey-jw3rj 7 лет назад

What if the snipers ARE peeping toms?

@wickiei4556 6 лет назад

joey13133 you never know, what these guya are up too... i mean, they hide, stare at people...

@auzcakez7860 3 года назад

@@joey-jw3rj And what if peeping toms ARE snipers?

@stevenstice6683 2 года назад

Peeping snipers?

@hyhena-gaming9986 2 года назад

@@stevenstice6683 sniping toms?

@HinataElyonToph 4 года назад

I wanna see what happens when you invite Anderson over XD “Oh yeah, be careful around literally anything. Garrus and Zaeed drunkenly booby trapped the entire place during a party one time.” “...what.”

@BLARGHALT 10 лет назад

This DLC makes a lot more sense if you just pretend it takes place four or five years after the Destroy ending.

@Jdf2024 10 лет назад

That's generally how I play it--finish the game once, then go back to the Citadel DLC.

@RyanAinsworth 10 лет назад

You should download the Citadel Epilogue mod. It modifies the dialogue so that everyone acts like it takes place after the ending.

@krisnorge5830 10 лет назад

t3hwasabi Me I usually do it just before the final mission from which there is no going back. One last party before heading once more into the fray, into the last good fight Shepard will ever know.

@GOTOHELL57331 10 лет назад

Except.....EDI would be dead.

@RyanAinsworth 10 лет назад

Dude, MEHEM

@VelociraptorsOfSkyrim 8 лет назад

Actually, Zaeed had a point with Shep's DNA. A clone would have an Amino Acid in it that Shepard wouldn't, due to it being genetically engineered instead of born, so if Zaeed keyed the Hot tub to that, Shep would be able to use it fine, but the clone would not.

@darthportus 7 лет назад

How do you know that ? Are you expert on cloning ?

@VelociraptorsOfSkyrim 7 лет назад

Darth, I'm very knowledgeable in genetic engineering, yes.

@darthportus 7 лет назад

Velociraptors of Skyrim You know what ? I am not going to question it and i will just roll with it.

@RocketHarry865 7 лет назад

what about a guest

@VelociraptorsOfSkyrim 7 лет назад

Adam Baker That's.... a good question. Maybe there is a way to turn it off?

@EldritchAugur 10 лет назад

"Arma-fucking-geddon!"

@Xhyllos1 10 лет назад

Shepard: But..... my clone would have the same DNA as me... Zaeed: ......Goddamn clone! I laughed so hard there lol

@danielhaire6677 10 лет назад

Simple solution - hidden keypad to disengage the timer. Timer reengages after occupant leaves.

@jasonleslie203 5 лет назад

"God damn cloones. Alright forget the hot tub"

@bastardjustice 5 лет назад

Zaeed's brain is probably made up of trip wires, claymore mines and triggers

@chibipotate 3 года назад

Wait... Okay this is delayed but... Didnt the Clone have to go and get shepards file re-keyed to its DNA because the DNA was off slightly? Meaning if they made the DNA Lock hyper-sensitive the clone wouldnt be able to access it?

@ChloeStarz_ 3 года назад

@@chibipotate I’ve been thinking about that, actually. Like not all DNA is the same, and I’m imagining that clone DNA would have a discrepancy somewhere in there...So the hot tub *would* work out...

@napalmblaziken 8 лет назад

What would Joker's clone do? Break their arm at Shepard?

@darthportus 7 лет назад

What if it was genetically improved clone without brittle bone disease ?

@joey-jw3rj 7 лет назад

Think of the collateral damage? Especially if that kind of joker clone got it's hands on the Normandy

@darthportus 7 лет назад

joey13133 ...........Or EDI :)

@Metts1337 5 лет назад

Don't underestimate a man who can pull off his limbs with ease

@suchiuomizu 5 лет назад

Be bait.

@Fucisko 7 лет назад

5:22 "Timer starts counting down" "To what?" "ARMA-FUCKING-GEDDON". Best dialogue in the series.

@wolfder6661 7 лет назад

zaeed has got some funny diolog shame his voice actor is dead rip Robin sachs

@Fairybongmother 7 лет назад

I know! He was the only thing I liked about Redcliff in DA Origin.

@kytrensol9777 2 года назад

What's Armageddon anyways?

@FireLordJohn3191 2 года назад

@@kytrensol9777 end of the world.

@Guanchen 9 лет назад

This place should be called Omega-5 Relay, because it's even deadlier than Omega-4

@abohsukampret 4 года назад

Imagine how epic it would be if Thane was alive and joined the conversation.

@hansolo235 11 месяцев назад

And Mordin.

@matheusbarbosa999 6 месяцев назад

@@hansolo235I rather put Legion with then. I think he'd be fine on giving advanced technical details and data alongside zaeed and garrus on booby-trapping. Maybe he'd know more on home security.

@Dark_3333 6 месяцев назад

@@matheusbarbosa999 my renegade Shepard would be glad to join the conversation. If he didn't sell legion to Cerberus and mordin, thane and garrus didn't die on the collectors base.

@snoozyfernstreams 9 лет назад

if you romance garrus, isn't the code to stop the traps "IHEARTGARRUS"?

@FluffyNinjaLlama 9 лет назад

snoozyfern It is :D Here's a video: ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-meD3v7KoO7k.html

@urdnotwrex9374 8 лет назад

+snoozyfern that's probably why he's worried about the windows

@vorchaiscrazy2884 7 лет назад

Garrus have no fun, that is boring! lol

@rustylh733 7 лет назад

I'm amazed that nobody has tried to recreate this amazing apartment, in real life.

@YourCrazyDolphin 7 лет назад

Rusty LH Well it'd be a drath trap to its owner by this point so...

@sombodi200 7 лет назад

It's part of my dream

@Desolaytore 3 года назад

Send me a few million, ill make it.

@twinblade02 2 года назад

Its uh... its too expensive to make. If we downscale the size of the rooms and knock off a few of the furnishings and additional rooms then MAYBE.

@s-094cam5 9 лет назад

"That man is surprisingly well adjusted" Kelly, if you call what Zaeed was doing well adjusted, what would be considered "unstable"?

@La-PetitMort 3 года назад

Kelly was just downbad

@BlazeTube626 2 года назад

Jack

@djrocksgaming6255 7 лет назад

It'd be great if someone attacked while everyone was sleeping and the attackers all got killed by their traps and garrus and Zaeed both say "told you so" to Shepard at the same time.

@welkingunther5417 3 года назад

God, that would've been great!

@johnmin93 10 лет назад

Imagine Shepard with Samantha Traynor romance try to use the hot tub later...

@hvilluminati 10 лет назад

Now that would be HOT

@mattj2081 10 лет назад

***** YEAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

@T0xicZ 9 лет назад

ayy lmao

@AlexanderVRadev 4 года назад

Now that's just mean....

@Hillthugsta 4 года назад

Arma-fucking-geddon

@AlexanderVRadev 4 года назад

"Blame Zaeed and run like hell!" - words to live by Garrus, words to live by. ;D

@evileyevalaus 3 года назад

If you want to live they definitely are😂

@PheonixLeFey 11 лет назад

"You know the way I figure it a coffee maker is just a miniature bomb. And the one Shepard has down stairs has a timer so.." Zaeed you officially made me afraid of my coffee machine.

@CharizardMaster69 3 года назад

Anderson: Mmmm I’m hungry… Time to grab a bite to eat after a long day. Fridge: *Fucking explodes*

@dmsviola1 8 лет назад

When bae starts calibrating your apartment. Relationship goals.

@dmsviola1 7 лет назад

...ok?

@Gala-yp8nx 10 лет назад

Commander Shepard's house of horrors. It'd be a really messed up rendition of home alone.

@Wolf6119 3 года назад

Of all the insane things they said during these conversations, somehow the thing I find most concerning is that Zeed's default idea of puke color is apparently "purplish"

@Neadjelski 11 лет назад

"I got a blue wire here, a red one, a yellow one, and one that looks like vomit" I love you Zaeed

@ryanlavery9956 2 года назад

Describe the vomit one

@DedMan28 2 года назад

@@ryanlavery9956 Purplish, like after too many shots of Ryncol.

@Megablueliner1 3 года назад

I pity the man who fears Joker’s evil clone. Literally just tip him over and he shatters like the fish tank at that sushi place.

@TheWorldMemeDatabase 2 года назад

The boobytrapping is nice, but Zaeed and Garrus being utterly baffled by the very concept of art is the best part.

@DxTrixterz 3 года назад

I'm glad that Robin Sachs managed to record lines for Zaeed before his death.

@Not-an-Alien 2 года назад

Now I really want to see some unfortunate mercs try to break in and stumble into all the new traps

@Ddangerdan 10 лет назад

I remember the first time I saw this in my playthrough. When Zaeed and Garrus were rigging the hot tub, I was laughing my guts out for quite awhile. I literally had tears coming down my face!

@spacejesus6581 3 года назад

1:28 Grunt's laugh in the background is just perfect

@kinorris1709 2 года назад

Grunt's laugh is always perfect.

@NerdWithGuns 10 лет назад

"Blame Zaeed and run like hell."

@akuladoctor7355 10 лет назад

Newes game on the citadel! Suvive one night in Anderson's little home on the citadel sponsored by Garrus and Zaeed with Shepard recommendation.

@RealRed05 3 года назад

A Garrus romance makes the dialogue even better. "Spared no expense for my honey."

@moviemaker199 10 лет назад

If the "Home Alone" villains broke into the apartment, they will face more pain than in the original three movies. Kevin and Alex should have the help of Garrus and Zaeed booby-trap their houses. Just a suggestion.

@ladyserenegrace18 Год назад

Uh then the movie would be rated r

@metalgearfan21 9 лет назад

Garrus:" ... Blame Zaeed and run like hell" Shepard:"Garrus I already blame Zaeed for anything I don't personally explode so yea I'd already be running" Garrus:"good good "

@hellfiremorningstar6651 3 года назад

“Just type ‘I HEART GARRUS’ and you won’t blow up.” 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣 (I romanced Garrus, okay, it makes all this 100 times fucking better!)

@Xelpherpolis 10 лет назад

My FemShep in ME2 was a Vanguard, so she always took Zaeed and Garrus with her for good long-distance cover fire. This... this made me smile =) They're like a couple of kids.

@ScotishChristian 9 лет назад

A couple of kids in a candy store I say.

@CrazycakeGamingprin7362gle 9 лет назад

ScottishChristian They reminded me of me and my brother when we were about seven.... not that I ever set up a water cannon at the top of the stairs.... I just wouldn't, lol.

@welkingunther5417 3 года назад

@@ScotishChristian A very, very deadly candy store...

@EldritchAugur 7 лет назад

Vakarian-Massani Security Solutions. - Your number one solution against evil clones! Specialties: -Microfiliment wall fixtures -Hot tub heat traps -Explosive appliances such as refrigerators and coffemakers -Cyanide faucet traps. Sign up today to protect your home from intruders! Those clones won't know what hit em! I really wish this was in the epilogue. I could imagine Garrus and Zaeed retiring to start a home security business.

@hyhena-gaming9986 3 года назад

lets not forget, if all else fails, your home just blows up

@christopherfleetwood5252 3 года назад

I imagine that if you touch FemSheps coffee maker she’ll beat you to death with it. 🤣

@Blur4strike Год назад

@@christopherfleetwood5252 Never get between a person and their first cup of coffee, I learned that the hard way.

@christopherfleetwood5252 Год назад

@@Blur4strike But did you die?…

@adelbertschulz8049 Год назад

"Goddam right!"

@JohnPR590 4 года назад

This was my favorite part of both parties. Had me cracking up the entire time. They were so committed it was freaking hilarious. "I'm telling you, the kitchen is a gold mine of possibilities. Another clone drops by, might fancy a bite to eat." "....Rig the refrigerator?" "Why stop there? Who says a kitchen faucet is just for water? Cyanide's a liquid too, you know." gets me every time.

@eurosalamander 10 лет назад

Wow, Garrus really missed his calling as a contract killer. XD

@claypidgeon4807 7 лет назад

It's like Home Alone from hell.

@df6597 3 года назад

Garrus and Zaeed should have had their own game.

@La-PetitMort 3 года назад

Chasing down turian con artist Rolan Quarn

@VaciliNikoMavich 10 лет назад

What about strapping a grenade's pin with a wire, then the wire is attached to the lid of the toilet. While that's going on, the grenade itself is stationary within the bowl. Leave the toilet seat closed. So if someone walks in and decides to relieve themselves, they open the lid and BOOM, shrapnel all over their body, and hopefully the air pressure and shockwave will have ended them.

@thedistur6edguy189 10 лет назад

I can't believe Zaeed and Garrus didn't already think of that!

@VaciliNikoMavich 10 лет назад

Heeh, well I am a devious Turian too ;)

@VaciliNikoMavich 10 лет назад

Pff no I'm not. I always had this idea looooong loong ago.

@VaciliNikoMavich 9 лет назад

Then lets "hope" they don't have to go to the go number two in the middle of the shower session.

@spartan1010101 9 лет назад

DeathDealer1997 well I hope they like liquid cyanide cuz they're bathing in it.

@gittonsxv 10 лет назад

this dlc makes up for the poor ending so much.

@killianasheart5175 3 года назад

Under his breath: “Rig the refrigerator.” Why is that so funny?

@seanwalters1977 5 лет назад

I love when Zaeed suggests extending the wall to prevent being stuck from behind and Garrus acts like it's the greatest thing he's ever heard of. Mm. MMM. MM! Good idea MMM!

@IsRickIV 3 года назад

These two are defiantly workaholics, and they 100% love what they do haha.

@SentinelTera 11 лет назад

"Arma-fucking-geddon" Zaeed, you were a bro among bros.

@Vampirewolfking 4 года назад

"A coffee maker is really just a miniature bomb" -Zaeed Massani

@Curlorly06 3 года назад

I’ve never played any of the original Mass Effect trilogy. But all these videos I keep seeing of the games make me think of how much fun it must be. There’s a lot of tense, monster fighting moments, sure, but everyone also just acts like normal people on their downtime. I love it. I can’t wait to try Mass Effect Legendary Edition.

@toomanyaccounts 3 года назад

this is the citadel dlc which is meant to be fanservice and down turn

@LieutenantAmerica 10 лет назад

This is what Home Alone 6 will be like.

@StealthTheFoxz 8 лет назад

Home Effect.

@joey-jw3rj 7 лет назад

Home Alone 6 Staring: Garrus Vakarian, Zaeed Masaini, Javik, Grunt, Urdnot Wrex, Jack, James Vega, and Jeff "Joker" Moroue Director: The Salarian Directing all of the Blasto movies/Garrus Vakarian & Zaeed Masaini Producer: The guy that made the hamlet remakes featuring an all elcor cast, I can't remember his name? Composer: Jack Wall Endorsed by Conrad Verner Reviews: "Very engaging all the way to the end. 100%." - RottonTomatoes. "Tons of water. 11/10." -NGI. "Story telling at near perfection. 99 out of 100." -Meta Critic. "Everyone behind this film is just a shill for the Council. 0 out of 5." -Westerlund News. BREAKING NEWS: KILISHIA AL-JILANNI MURDERED. Westerlund news reporter found dead. No one cares.

@abbycopley 3 года назад

“If you don’t…blame Zaeed then run like hell”-Garrus Vakarian

@Pooltastik 11 лет назад

"Shepard, love of my life..." Garrus - best romance choice ever... of all time

@krisnorge5830 10 лет назад

Great! Garrus and Zaeed just turned Shepard's apartment into a place no one will ever get out of alive!

@ScotishChristian 9 лет назад

I pity the poor sap who get's it after the ending.

@stevenstice6683 2 года назад

The apartment will need a lot of calibrations soon.

@PeferG17 3 года назад

The art conversation reminds me of the other party set up where Zaeed is trying to hit on Samara whiletalking about art "You're a complicated man Zaeed Massani" "You bet your sweet asari ass"

@jebadiahkerman7846 10 лет назад

3:12 Dem hand motions doe. and i died at "arma fucking geddon"!

@AwashimaSeriLieutenant 8 лет назад

Femshep "But what if I want to use the hot tub?" Zaeed "Covered that. Its keyed to your DNA" Femshep "But a clone would have the same DNA as me" Zaeed "Goddamned clone!" XD I laughed so much at this, the way he says it!

@MrSmart199 3 года назад

He says it like if the clone outsmarted him lmao

@Shack-lion 2 года назад

“A” for effort xD

@jasonleslie203 2 года назад

You ever swim a few laps on the surface of the sun? No? Well your clone will be *chuckle* yea that will teach him

@sarinat3101 3 года назад

Shepard: *chilling in apartment* Garrus and Zaeed: but how can we kill people here?

@evanboll4651 3 года назад

I respect Joker, he's one of my favorite characters, but what could his clone do? Break his arm at Shepard? Garrus and Zaeed are like the concerned older brother and paranoid pseudo-grandfather figures for Shepard.

@HaruTotetsu 10 лет назад

OMG...I just thought, image the poor sod that gets the apartment after Shepard. that poor soul is screwed the moment they use any bloody part of the apartment.

@kytrensol9777 2 года назад

Imagine if one of these days Garrus gives his sister, Solana, a phone call and she tells him that their dad tried to do the same thing with their home? Laughs all around.

@darthslain 10 лет назад

after many horrifc accidents ZG home defence corporation has been shut down

@288theabe 7 лет назад

These two are going to destroy the Citadel with home security lol

@nanigarm 5 лет назад

That why we didn't get mass effect 4. Shepherd got home and then got blown to hell.

@shadowmarine9706 7 лет назад

Zaeed and Garrus would be pros at Rainbow Six Siege.

@Demopans5990 7 лет назад

Shadow Marine they only need a few days of setup and some calibrating.

@zackarynigbor7821 4 года назад

They would complain it ain't realistic enough

@PuppetierMaster 10 лет назад

Zaeed: "Thermal Nuclear I like it" Always cracks me up!

@MirandaTolman96 8 лет назад

Just watching this I'm thinking, "Jesus you two are fucking nuts." LOL Keep Garrus and Zaeed away from the appliances.

@dmsviola1 8 лет назад

"Hey Shepard. I saw started making some coffee and noticed your kitchen is dangerously under protected, so I modified your toaster to shoot flames instead of making toast. And the dishwasher doubles as a sentry turret. Oh, and the microwave is now a gamma bomb. Also, your oven will eat intruders now. No need to thank me."

@jebadiahkerman7846 10 лет назад

arma-fucking-geddon