Massacre In The Black Forest (1967) ~ Teutonic Tribes Vs Roman Army | Fort Battle Scene | Part 2/2 

Amen to that!!!!

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Black Forest in Deutsch ist Schwartwald

@@ronaldmessina4229 its written with a "z" only, not a "t"

bit of a gay blade back then?

I want to agree with you, but the fact that so few attackers died in front of the massed archers really undermined everything else in this film

@@pamtnman1515 і як правило це не тільки від цього не було в Луцьку будиш спати і купатися на Віницю і як

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Тупой фильм и снят для дураков видно что стреляют в даль а убивают рядом дибилизм

@@user-sn5bd7gx6t ты иди в украину там научись воевать за свою свалку в окраине а не тут в тылу строчить за свою виницу

Dude, i remember how, decades ago, i visited my relatives in small villages. At the time nobody had washing machines in such rural areas, yet clothing was just as clean. So it certainly not unrealistic. +in legions there was 1 servant per 4 soldiers.

Yeah, I thought I saw Larry Storch in one of those scenes . . .

@Sid Viscous I looked on wiki to see the list of characters....hilarious! Crazy Cat (Hekawi Indians), Vanderbilt as a lookout...hahaha 🤣

Почему терминатор не участвует в битве ГДЕ НИНДЗЯ ЖАНКЛОД ВАНДАМ.

@@user-cm9pb4ul2r Они ещё под стол пешком пешком ходят.

..thank the gods that at least they were wearing undies!

This movie was made by the Italians, not the Germans.

Don't blame the poor commander... he was only doing what the director told him!

That is one of the reasons Roman empire had falled

and why are the wooden buildings all surrounded with stacks of brushwood?

@@richardsimpson3792 If they weren't, how could they set them on fire so easily? Think about it.

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What other movies did they do?

Are those Cossacks?

That’s interesting because the fight choreography was done by my nephews first grade class.

What do you expect? They had to hurry and buy them at the local Walmart toy section in order to try and stop the barbarians.

Not at all; didn't you know that the five finger vapid draw was a legitimate bowman's tactic? It was to convince the enemy that you were really shite with the thing, instilling a false sense of security.

And rubber suction cup arrows

Yea, experts ain’t they?

..Strength and Gonna!

absolute best Moment ist 13:08 when that guy jumps through the window like as if it were a scene from Laurel&Hardy,,,

I thought 🤔 them.. folks... knock'n on the door before riding in with their horses was very polite.

Not a cell phone in sight

I am an Iraqi war veteran. I fought at Mosul, Najaf, and Baghdad. Battle isn’t fun or cool. It like being a virgin. You think sex is amazing until you stick your dick in a vagina. Then you relieve that ain’t what you though it was. I seen grown men turned in to blubbering fools due to shell shock. My lieutenant took a 12.7 dshk to the chest. I saw men turned into road kill. I had to kill over 72 men, women, and children. Not counting all of the air strikes that I called in. I was the radio man for my company. So yeah, the hajjis were always shooting at me first. Anything with an antenna they would kill first. Good men died and leaving their wives to be widows and child as bastards. The hardest part was explaining to the wives and loved ones that their was nothing left of their sons. That way he was cremated. All in the name of wealth, power,and slaves. So that an elite few can live in luxury. While the rest of us suffered, bleed, and died!

@@samueljackson6188 I tried to be funny, I am pretty sure the Roman battles were extremely bloody as they were hand to hand combat. Also the Roman legion got destroyed in the forest where they were only able to walk in single line and were not able to use their battle formations.

I thought cruelty to horses had been stopped

Yes, why didn't they set fire to the ram or at least burn the guys manning it?

Lol

Бубки!😂😂😂

@user-wu7cs4ys2k true probably 23ft cleared. They are all skilled 😀

you got me bawling my eyes out 😂

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I was thinking Robert Redford.

Yes

Viggo Mortensen?

I saw that! Hahahaha

Pure gold 🤣🤣🤣🤣

For some nutty reason I thought that this was a Monty Python movie.

😂😂😂.....yes,and the soundtrack of the movie must be the yakety sax!

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They should have put more fire on those guys at the battering ram.

У них необычный огонь )), он сначала только противников сжигал стены не трогал а потом когда понял что дело "табак" и стены начал палить

..twice!

He would have the entire film crew decimated - ten times.

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That would explain the bizare calavary tactics, it looks like Indians in those old westerns.

@The Richest Man In Babylon was referring to the movie. Obviously. work on your reading comprehension skills.

@@therichestmaninbabylon7942 Wot you talkin bout willis! Everyone knows asterix an obelix kicked cheeser's arse!

Hollywood Romans, before there was any historical and technical advice on film sets .

@@chrisholland7367 They still don't have that now on movie sets

Wal Mart special. since the delivery from Rome was hijacked the Romans had no choice

Didn't know the Romans had red pajamas!

@@hoosieryank6731 They woke them up early this day.

well the romans were italian I wonder what they ate after the battle was over and the chuck wagon came out

Nope. Just a regular refugee camp in Germania

actually real roman forts was square shaped. Star shaped forts was invented over a millenia after empire fell.

You have to build such a thing in one afternoon....:)

@@sirtaelellevalerie1056 come on...details details! I mean a millenia isn't that far off! The siege machinery was pretty similar... ladders and pole vaulting are clearly similar to trebuckets lobbing dead cows and such.

regia foarte slaba....

gonna lose an eye! claps my hands and nodsnods Uncle fester, what are you doing watching this?

It's all fun and games until somebody loses an eye.

In fact there were no one common Germanic language at those times but they were understanding each other. The domimant effects came from Franconian and Saxon languages. First one is also the known source for Dutch. But compared to modern French, old Germanic languages are more closer to the modern German

@@jamesvanlinden3567 I think that you will find that modern English is about half Germanic and half French, predicated on the Norman conquest of England.

@@markbranstner7670 No. Just because Farankish and Saxon forces were more settled, on the other hand other like Swabians were more moving. Interesting but true, you may still see some place names in Swabian in Portugal

@@jamesvanlinden3567 Franconian and Saxon are both Germanic languages, as is Norse, as well as many other Northern European tribes and affiliates. The Norman Conquest added early French to the mix, which is obviously Latin based. Roughly 1000 years later modern English is a roughly 50/50 mix of Germanic and Latin derivatives. I stand by my statement.

@@markbranstner7670 I mean the same. But almost all western European modern languages are artificially derivation of some. Like Schiller argued on this common culture

except after this defeat (which was much more one sided then depicted here) they forever lost this territory. And soon empire started to crumble..

@@sirtaelellevalerie1056 welll... not exactly! It never was their territory... it was a punitive raid across the rhine. And they did come back and kick arse not long after, but undestood it was never viable to try to retain the territory, so they burnt their bridges on the way back. And yes... the battle this video is supposed to represent was in 9AD.... so the roman empire (which started in 47BC) did start to crumble pretty quickly! 476 AD it folded, so only 467 years later when it finally crumbled. (gawd...it's not as if you have to go to the library to look this shit up, it's in google on the end of your keyboard!)

@@annpeerkat2020 "so the roman empire (which started in 47BC)" Empire started in 27 BC, and entered decline in 3th c ad. In fact, r.e. spent most of it's history in decline.

@@sirtaelellevalerie1056 They overextended their ability to govern so far away from Rome, for one thing.

When did you first find out you were colorblind?

Roman red

hey fizzy... poll vaulting is what trumpy tried to do! pole vaulting, on the other hand..... very faintly resembles something in the film

RU-vid:'die Zuversicht' mit "Die grösste Verschwörung der Geschichte."

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I think they only had 14 horses, so had to make do.

Some wet also !

stop eating cake and go out in the forest and have a look!

@@annpeerkat2020 Gateaux is what they eat in The Black Forest.

@@annpeerkat2020 you should taste Schwarzwälder Kirschtorte....

This was not in the Black Forest. This was in the Teutoburg Forest.

Look out! They'll do a "welfare check" and shoot you!

Sorry to admit - it was I. I live in Bolton (northwest of Manchester, UK). Your laughter was so incredibly loud, the radish in my back garden jumped out of the soil and ran to Wigan.

skirmish tactic , hit and run, they try to get romans out in a pitch battle, open field

yeah, they would not have made out ,they would been impaled by roman missiles....

@@dand7763 That works in open field. Not when the defense is in cover.

@@patrickkenyon2326 they provoke them...but defenders ...no!

Like the western movies with the Indians

No, but I noticed the sportsfield like terrain the Germans were standing on.

It wasn't just water, I bet they peed in it lots too. Among other things. It probably stunk to high heaven!

Yeah, and there's nothing subtle about that soundtrack, either! Eeeeesh!!!

@@TraderRobin Ed Wood would be pissed off. I thought I had the worst movie ever.😭

First 2wo ?? it was 0ne at a time, stupid. As in first & second charges. dopey. 🤐

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