Massacring an Innocent Village in RLCraft (pt. 3) 

boffy: *kills an entire village, massacres cows on the regular boffy, seeing blood on the screen: well thats morbid :(

Subscribing to Boffy is a constant cycle of forgetting he exists, and then being happy when he uploads. Although that happiness only last like 10 minutes....

RLcraft in a nutshell: Boffy: “what the fu-“ *Boffy was slain by sparkling rainbow rat using flaming zebra sword*

“I’m tryiNg To bE peAcEFul hErE” **looks back at the title** Are you sure about that

RLCraft and Boffy is a match made in hell, but like in a good way

“I don’t like it when my actions have consequences, that’s lame. What isn’t lame is watching a city burn.” -Boffy, 2020

Massacring an entire village and then going home and playing Minecraft

“It’s dark in here, you are likely too be eaten by something.” Boffy’s anxiety: 📈📈📈📈 My anxiety: 📈📈📈📈

“The series still exists” Hardcore season 2: *am I a joke to you?*

Boffy: *kills a whole village, harms the floating guard things, destroys half of the village and later burns it, literally claims a house and insults every living being Floating weird helicopter guard: *tries to defend the village Boffy: What did i ever do to you!?

"We will deal with that in the next episode" -Boffy like a year ago

“ That’s so morbid” Literally slaughtering a village

"I'm bad at Minecraft" Says the one who defeated the Wither with only an army of insects

Villager: *goes into house with boffy Boffy: *You’ve made a grave mistake*

*uses a two-handed, heavy, very long halberd with a shield* "I wonder why I have mining fatigue"

Fun fact: We still dont have pt 4 :D

Boffy: “Stop that, I’m trying to be peaceful” Also Boffy: *tries to murders any mob he can within a 5 mile radius*

“I love this mod pack” 5 seconds later.... “I hate this game”

I Boffy! I doubt you will see this comment, but I just wanted to say that my brother is a massive fan of your videos. He gets so excited when you upload. He is only 9, and my parents have restrictions on (meaning he can't comment) but I just wanted to tell you how much he thinks your awesome! Seeing as he can't do it himself :)

“ i need three iron?? I oNlY hAvE tWo” The four iron just chilling there 👁👄👁

Villager: *exists* Boffy: So you have chosen death

“I’m trying to be peaceful” He says as he’s massacring and innocent villages

”And we still wait for the 4th episode to this day”

11:53 this guy is still waiting for Boffy to make a new ep

*Boffy attempting to kill a creature* Creature: *defends itself* Boffy: STOP I-

He’s back! See you guys in 2 months when he makes a new vid

Still... Waiting...

"I'll deal with him next episode" Famous last words for series

Boffy: goes outside Mobs: ahaha my child you’ve made a grave mistake

Villager: *Runs into house with Boffy in it* Boffy: *Ah so you have chosen DEATH*

"I'll deal with him in the next episode" "See you in another week or two" LIES

"Another week or two"

If you think about it, Dream is just Boffy standing in front of a green screen.

*Stupid things in this modpack:* -Leveling sistem -Strange overpowered mobs -Stupid crafting -Making planks -Boffy

Boffy: STOP I’m trying to be peaceful here Me: Who are you and where is Boffy

"I'll see you in a week or two."

I love how one minute he sounds so *done* with everything and next minute he's unleashing his inner *serial killer*

stop saying "he had spare iron in his 3rd slot" at 7:54, thats not iron

just found your channel, i cannot say how much i love your sense of humor

"I'll deal with this in the next episode" *and there were no more*

Dead man again has come back

Nobody: Boffy’s keyboard: ha ha keys go clAnK clAnK

"I want everything dead, but it's ok when i want it" - Boffy

Boffy: I will burn this village to ashes! Also Boffy: I’m trying to be peaceful here!

This is not even minecraft.

I’d let him hold my drink at a party, he seems like he’d protect it

"ill see you in another week or two" Famous last words.

"i'm trying to be peaceful here" also boffy 5 seconds earlier trying to kill all the villager

Boffy: *kills villagers* mmmmyes Boffy: *gets killed* uNFAIR

So.. who wants to go on a Minecraft crusade now?

"I don't like it when my actions have consequences, that's lame. What isn't lame is watch a village burn" Literally psycopath talk

We didn’t start the fire, it was always burning since the world was turning -

boffy's tired and evil humor is literally the only thing that keeps me going during quarantine lol

Boffy: this series still exists Everyone else: yeah sure....

its been 3 years now would be the time for a part 4 for real

That we'll kill him in the next episode gives me those last online 3 years ago vibes because its been 3 years and we havent gotten another episode

Boffy: "See you in another week or two" Me: *Sneezes* "Sorry, I'm allergic to bs" 😂

Boffy: the only options is to fight or fight Also boffy: immediately runs after loot

We’re still waiting

8:28 is like those fake minecraft speedruns

3:50 “That’s my entire purpose now, just to kill” Wasn’t that already his purpose?

Boffy: "i love this mod pack" Also boffy: "i hate this game"

Boffy: I have waited 3 episodes for this day-and i don't have enough iron Me: *Cough* there are 4 more ingots in your hotbar

boffy: next episode in a week or 2 1 year later

"Boffy uploads a video" Boffy: you thought you where gonna wait another 6 months

“Should gamers be held accountable for in-game war crimes?” Boffy: *sweats nervously*

"I'll see you in another week or two" *9 Months later*

Boffy is just straight up chaotic evil and I love it

Boffy: "I only have 2 iron" Literally has 4 more in his hotbar

Boffy: starts slaughtering innocent villagers Aegis: aggro on him to defend them Boffy: :OOOO his is so sad I just want to play the game how could they be so cruel :((

“I’ll see you in a week or two” *over a year later* Well that was a fucking lie

Boffy: "They kill you when you hurt villagers." Boffy: *kills villager* Boffy: *COMPLAINS WHEN THEY KILL HIM*

*”i’m tryna be peaceful here”* um

"Outros are dumb" Congratulations, *you played yourself*

This guy is so underrated he is funny and fun to watch. I love ur videos keep it up

Episode 4 went to get the milk and never came back

Idea for boffy: Play sea of thieves You can terrorize other players in the game. ;)

10:35 ngl, I thought he was going to kill the nymph

Boffy: masscaring an innocent village! Nearly 1 million people: *INTERESTING*

wow that “WHAT” was the more emotion shown than all his videos combined.

In this episode the universe tries to teach Boffy life lessons but boffy does not understand karma and teaches the universe to give up.

0:27 I love this channel

Boffy: I'm trying to be peaceful here, Everything: Peace was never an option!

9:44 when will you learn,THAT YOUR ACTIONS HAVE CONSEQUENCES!

He returns with love, passion, and a psychopathic sociopathic murderer with a god complex

See you in a few months when he uploads part 4

7:53 "because i have only 2 iron now" *has 4 more iron on the bottom*

Boffy is the uncle that you really like as a kid who pops in randomly and you have loads of fun with until he disappears for another few months.

"Oh my god i'm so happy right now", as he watches the souls of the innocent burn

7:22 My guy. You had 4 more iron in your hotbar. You could've made both. 🤧

“I’ll see you in another week or two.” *So that was a lie.*

And Then There Was No New Episodes

Waiting for that one kid to say first

whenever Boffy uploads: *return of the **-king-** maniac*

“I’ll deal with him in the next episode” press x to doubt

The poor villagers. And the way your screen turned all dark when you had the villager alone with your axe. 10/10 Masterpeice.

ayyyy he remembered his RU-vid password

"I don't like when my actions have consequences" ~ young sociopath

Boffy: *Runs, opens and closes door * Boffy's keyboard: * *INTENSE CLICKING NOISES* *

I love watching him slowly going insane