@@thewanderer6444 I have removable retainer that my orthodontist punched a indentation in and for years my tongue would find it when I was asleep and wake me up in fear that I had a major cavity. Every time it was like "dude... Dude! Big problem!"
I still have one of them, which is why I always carry floss in case of emergency, and when one comes up and I realize I've forgotten, my day is instantly ruined.
In my house, we weren't allowed to say "fart". So my mum said to say "poop" instead. I didn't know, until I was much older, that "poop" meant something totally different. "Sorry, I pooped" had people looking at me in horror. Sometimes I think my mum was playing the troll long game with that one.
I had to do it.. I had a 2 year old, decided to get a puppy. It use to hide under the couch, so I decided to call it Tucker. Just so he would sound cute calling his name. You know what that sounded like....had to do it.
My sons grandparents are southern & they say "Oh did you poot" or "I think he had a poot" instead of fart or gas for the longest time I thought they were saying poop lol
I think it’s the venue that’s PG. In the US anyway “dry” means no alcohol. It goes back to Prohibition days. Some of these guys might give you a more blue show at other venues.
"i could have had a regular job... but this is too much fun." that really made me love him. someone who just loves what he does and followed his passion.
Watching this late at night, keeping the volume low because everyone else in my thin-walled home is sleeping - and he got me laughing hysterically and I couldn't stop! It's rare to see a comedian with such a similar odd childhood, and to have the exact same familial smell sensitivity...It would have been hilarious anyway, but with it practically custom-made to my experience it left me cackling with tears in my eyes and sore tummy muscles. Amazing
Mundane... lava lamp? Chestnuts? I think he also makes extreme things mundane. What even is that ice creme story about? I think you'd need a behavioral sociologist to make that make sense! XD
100% laugh the whole time!!! 😂😂😂 I love this guy, he's hilarious...reminds me to another hilarious favorite of mine, David Spade. 👍👍👍👍 Hope he'll get bigger and bigger in the future because I love his comedy style and delivery.
So, I live alone and watch alot of standup. Like alot, alot. Keeps me smiling and happy. So, I like to think I am a pretty decent judge of what makes a comedian. This guy was really good. His delivery, the actual jokes, even the way he said them. He really got into the act skillfully. Very impressed, will be looking into the rest of his shows. MUST WATCH. This was really one of the better shows, you wouldnt be disappointed if you watched it.
I'm going to school as a start-at-homeschooling mom to be an MA and just learned what -itis is.. You were close; it is a suffix meaning inflammation!!! You're making me laugh harder and more often than ANY OTHER comedian I've watched in years!!!!! Thank God for you, your heart, and may you be blessed and guided by His Eternal Love, Always, as well as those whom you love! Thank you, Brother! 🙏🥰🤗 Happy New Year!
Love Warrior --Good luck on your home schooling. We did it from when youngest was in 4th grade & still couldn’t read. It was wonderful, slowed down time.
As a professional massage therapist, I’m very sorry to hear this. We look at our profession as therapeutic and healing, we’re not just rubbing on bodies, we are addressing issues with your musculoskeletal system. We are trained healthcare providers. Unfortunately, too many stereotypes about “massage parlors“ give us a bad rap, But many of us are here because we want to make a difference. Massage has many genuine health benefits. Please consider looking at massage therapy as a part of health care.
Him: *has a whole story about how he couldn't say bum as a kid* Also him: *starts very next sentence with "and it a bummer" AND DOESNT MAKE A JOKE OUT OF IT OR EVEN PAUSE FOR IRONY*
That's okay! Don't let a therapist pressure you to undress more than you want. While some techniques won't be effective through clothing, a GOOD therapist will be able to work around it and figure it out. :)
I grew up in military family. Lots of swearing. I believe I lived in the confessional for a while when I was trying to break myself of the habit of naughty words. That thing about home school and teaching hoarders not to hoard things anymore was great! I'm crying with laughter now!!!😂😋🤗👍. I'm an official fan!
What a genius his dad was with the ice cream! Everyone gets the same amount of treats, the same waiting time, and there's no dishes to wash besides the spoons.
Hey Steve! Love this performance!!!!! You need to add it to your page so people can see how much you have grown/improved. It is amazing. I watched this during the Coronavirus quarantine and laughed harder than I have in quite awhile. Thanks!!!!!! Here is my definition of the six feet social distancing rule: 🦶🏻 🦶🏻 🦶🏻 🦶🏻 🦶🏻 🦶🏻
That popcorn bit hit home. Its a great feeling when you give up, and then 1 minute later you wonder what's that on your tongue, and then you realize its the popcorn bit and it came loose from your gums!
Same hear mate. I had to "substitute" or outright ignore them the first time I said them thanks to my good ol parents but after all these years I can say I'm glad I've realized how... crude they really are. An example would be to substitute bull$#@! for Bolshevik! It's a real word and get's the idea across while beaing clean! It's a win!
