Master Chief owns a musket for home defense (AI voice) 

“Chief, mind telling me what you’re doing on that ship?” “Sir, throwing out their tea”

The idea of Master Chief bayonet rushing an insurgent with a bayonet and wearing a powdered wig is by far the best thing I've imagined today

In Master Chief we trust

Just as the founding fathers intended

"Master Chief! Mind telling me what you're doing with that strap?" "Sir...defending the rings from rapscallion ruffian covenant shaboingery"

If I get called "rapscallian" I'm walking out - a flying meatball in a tank.

"Cannon mounted at the top of the stairs" First thing that came to mind was the MAC Cannon in Halo Reach

The Chief definitely has a BR for home defense.

Its a weapon for a refined lad

He done finished the fight

I am deaf in my left ear. The whole video for me was literally just images of Master Chief with the Halo theme playing in the background - I could not hear the AI voice. I actually thought that it was a misleading title and part of the joke. I laughed way more than I should have. I switched my earbuds around and my right ear the finished the fight though.

Chief, you mind telling me what you’re doing with that musket Sir, defending my home as the founding fathers intended

I didn't have my right head phone on and was wondering why chief wasn't talking lmao 🤣

Imagine the master chief with a powdered wig on his helmet. It would look so goody

My left ear loved this 👍 No hard feelings though

Dang, this was the best MC Ai I’ve heard! What did you use to make this?

just what the forerunners intended

Based Musket Chief

My left ear LOVED this video.

"WHAT THE DEVIL" - Patriot 117

"Just as the founding father's intended." *Nails the neighbor's dog*

Count dooku would be proud ☝️

Just as master Chief intended

my left ear loved this

Another settlement needs your help chief

killing the covenant on reach with a musket the last hunter cant stop no cannon

my left ear is very um very pleased

MERICA

master chied whispering into left ear

It sounds like he is whispering it in my ear.

Covenant Edition: I own a plasma rifle for home defense, since that's what the prophets intended. Four heretics break into my house, "By the rings!" as I grab my plasma grenades and carbine. Burn a golf-ball sized hole through the first dissenter, he's dead on the spot. Draw my plasma pistol on the second apostate, miss him entirely because it wasn't fully charged and nails the neighbor's grunt. I have to resort to the plasma turret mounted at the top of the stairs, "Wort Wort!", the plasma melts two traitors in the blast, the sound and extra heat set off ghost alarms. Fix Energy Sword and charge the last terrified blasphemer, he dies instantly since energy swords pierce shields, just as the prophets intended.

my left ear really enjoyed this video

I was really confused as I only had one earphone in 😂

My left ear enjoyed this.

Master Chief is entirely in the left ear.

my left ear loves this

If they try to take my guns ill go out in a blaze of glory

Lol they’ll never need voice actors again

Just as the forerunners intended

Tally 'ho, lads

"I own standard issue Navi armaments for home defence. Since that's what Catherine Halsey intended. 4 Covenant Elites break into Forward Unto Dawn. "What the devil?" as i reboot my Power Armor and grab my AI girlfriend. Blow a plasma grenade-sized hole through the first Elite. He's dead on the spot. Draw my M6 on the second man and miss him entirely because Halo doesn't have ADS and nail a random Grunt. I have to resort to the minigun on top of the stairs, mounted on a Warthog. "SAY HELLO TO THE PROPHETS, LADS!". The volley shreds the approaching Elites. Leftover bullets pierce the hull and trigger a core meltdown. Fix Plasma Blade and charge the last terrified rapscalion. He dies instantly waiting for reinforcements, since Plasma Blade wounds are impossible to stitch up. Just as Halsey intended."

my left ear enjoying this 🗣️🔥🔥🔥

Master chief, mind telling me what your doing with that musket? Sir, doing as the founding fathers intended.

my left ear enjoyed his thoroughly

Watched a 40 minute video on the actual accuracy of muskets back then. Turns out, they were pretty fucking accurate. At 300 yards, their accuracy was about 13% At 100 yards, that went up to about 50% And at 50 yards, it was close to 100% accuracy. So in a home defense situation, even if youre firing from your second floor window to the edge of a standard front yard, youd still most likely hit your target with a smoothbore, assuming youre familiar with the weapon

You technically have your own musket. The railgun.

Irl the three intruders have firearms too

I never knew I needed this

This bih hard

my right ear fucking hated this

"Master Chief, What are you doing with that kentucky rifle?" Sir, Killing insurectionist

fix the audio on chiefs voice and its guaranteed to blow up🎉.Also you can make the music get lauder over time for extra effect

“I draw my pistol on the second man. Miss him entirely because it’s smooth bore, and it nails the neighbor’s dog” 😂😂😂 Sad! Poor dog!

All the audio is in the left ear.

He has a weapon

I keep carrier and infection forms for home defense 😂

Just as the founding fathers intended 😂

The true weapons of a Spartan.

Been better if master chief nailed the neighbors grunt

Own a musket for home defense, since that's what the founding fathers intended. Four ruffians break into my house. "What the devil?" As I grab my powdered wig and Kentucky rifle. Blow a golf ball sized hole through the first man, he's dead on the spot. Draw my pistol on the second man, miss him entirely because it's smoothbore and nails the neighbors dog. I have to resort to the cannon mounted at the top of the stairs loaded with grape shot, "Tally ho lads" the grape shot shreds two men in the blast, the sound and extra shrapnel set off car alarms. Fix bayonet and charge the last terrified rapscallion. He Bleeds out waiting on the police to arrive since triangular bayonet wounds are impossible to stitch up. Just as the founding fathers intended.

why is it only in my left ear?????

mastered cheef

I sense russian badger

Lmaoo

Why the fuck are you talking to my right ear

Not bad but why’s is the sound for the voice only in the left ear? Sounds odd but whatever it’s good

What AI did you use for this video?

the spartans of liberty? lord brutewallis? AT BUNKER HILL THE SANGHELLI ADVANCED THREE TIMES!

why only left ear?

1k likes

What AI did you use?

lfg

Why are dudes born 400 years ago more important to people than those suffering today

my left ear really enjoyed this video