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Mastriano Getting Desperate In PA | Frankie Lasagna Misses Judge's 61st Home Run 

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The GOP nominee for governor of Pennsylvania is taking extreme measures to boost his chances at the polls, and we're feeling sorry for the guy who almost caught Aaron Judge's history-making home run. #Colbert #Comedy #Monologue
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@TheWtfanime
@TheWtfanime Год назад
Ok but seriously why does the news need to have people stand out in a hurricane during 60 mile an hour winds and rain completely blinding them? We know hurricanes are terrible so don't send those people out there, I hope they got triple pay for doing that.
@pepsiwepsi1952
@pepsiwepsi1952 Год назад
Jim goes there willingly. Check him out.
@jemiebridges3197
@jemiebridges3197 Год назад
150 miles an hour for this one. that's not worth my job.
@victormendoza871
@victormendoza871 Год назад
Doubt it
@InAtlasAtLast
@InAtlasAtLast Год назад
Gladiator vibes
@moniqueengleman873
@moniqueengleman873 Год назад
Ratings baby. Ratings.....
@napoleonibonaparte7198
@napoleonibonaparte7198 Год назад
And, Marjorie is getting a divorce and hilariously asked for privacy…
@oneirishpoet
@oneirishpoet Год назад
I know right, I can't believe Colbert didn't mention that at all cuz he missed an opportunity to totally roast her ass. Jimmy Kimmel was right on top of it tonight, I love Colbert but he missed it!
@MeerkatADV
@MeerkatADV Год назад
And 90% sure that ad was filmed in Texas.
@carolekjellander8917
@carolekjellander8917 Год назад
Is she really a woman, though?...Looks trans to me. 🙄
@xidada666
@xidada666 Год назад
@@oneirishpoet Colbert didn't miss it, he just has class and certain lines he tries not to cross unless it seems absolutely necessary to make a point. MTG makes direct personal attacks on Kimmel a lot more, so not surprised he would hit on that.
@petermorhead4160
@petermorhead4160 Год назад
@@MeerkatADV Good point, it doesn't really look like Georgia.
@BonJoviBeatlesLedZep
@BonJoviBeatlesLedZep Год назад
I love how Louis instantly recreated that guitar riff 😂
@justaguy6100
@justaguy6100 Год назад
Dan Rather kind of started the "let's film me standing in a hurricane" thing. He did that with hurricane Carla in Galveston back in 1961. That alone garnered him national attention, but he was ALSO the first journalist to air a radar MAP of a hurricane. He did this by getting a meteorologist to draw a rough outline of the Gulf Coast on transparent film then lay it over the actual radar screen, to show both it's form and it's scale. It changed the way people saw hurricanes.
@7177YT
@7177YT Год назад
The band picking up the lick by ear was awesome. Colbert sure hired some talented musicians. Cheers.
@superbmediacontentcreator
@superbmediacontentcreator Год назад
That and the time between the rehearsal in the afternoon and the show... come on man. But you're so cute to believe so...
@7177YT
@7177YT Год назад
@@SpicyMayoVegas Ah I'd like a link of one of your performances then. Keyboard warriors and knowitalls aout inf force today. Lol
@henrymccoy7171
@henrymccoy7171 Год назад
@andrew tate - *Reported* for spamming better people's content.
@talltrini10
@talltrini10 Год назад
@@SpicyMayoVegas Literally no one asked
@bobdick815
@bobdick815 Год назад
they wouldn't have jobs as musicians if they couldn't.
@briancc2100
@briancc2100 Год назад
Maybe DeSantis should have saved those millions of dollars he spent to ship those people to Martha's Vinyard for a situation like this
@mariegarside8830
@mariegarside8830 Год назад
Ya think
@whyythestupidithurts5564
@whyythestupidithurts5564 Год назад
Nah he will just ask for federal aid obviously.
@rjd3wine
@rjd3wine Год назад
How many will remind everyone that he and "Little Marco" voted against "Sandy" relief stating it's not the job of government to bail states out after a natural disaster? Cancun Cruz said the "Sandy" relief was a "Blue State Bailout". Now Death-Santis has to ask Biden, Pelosi, and Schumer to pass the $$$ bill.
@superbmediacontentcreator
@superbmediacontentcreator Год назад
Kinda the point of the joke there Mr. brilliant... among the myriad (means a lot) of other reasons...
@watersportsbyjamesfitzroy5870
Don’t vote for him again
@brebette
@brebette Год назад
I love how Stephen and the late show are mindful of people needing help and involve themselves in creating solidarity. Also, the band is on fiiiiire.
@saycibon
@saycibon Год назад
Brett Favre "trying to remember the password to his shoelaces" is such a funny line, I had to rewind twice!
@jivekiwi
@jivekiwi Год назад
"Seen here trying to remember the password to his shoelaces" This is one of the best!
@robotrix
@robotrix Год назад
And he has a show on Sirus...talking. Another reason I'll never subscribe
@henrymccoy7171
@henrymccoy7171 Год назад
@Jon van To - *Reported* for spamming better people's content. *Try improving your crappy content if you want more viewers, chuck.*
@joshrabatin
@joshrabatin Год назад
"When Your rally has more stairs than people" That part lived Me 😄
@billfoster5257
@billfoster5257 Год назад
Noted
@squalley
@squalley Год назад
😂
@sonoftorin
@sonoftorin Год назад
I have no idea what this means but I am going to give it a thumbs up anyway.
@squalley
@squalley Год назад
@@nooneheremaybe6416 💀⚰️🤣🤣
@stormwatcher59
@stormwatcher59 Год назад
VOTE BLUE PA!!!
@Hornswroggle
@Hornswroggle Год назад
6:28 Gotta love Louis underlining Stephen's air guitar solo. Such a nice display of both their skills.
@Schuubi1896
@Schuubi1896 Год назад
I am from Germany, and whenever I feel the need to make the biggest WTF face for minutes continuously, I am watching this show. Thank you very much Stephen.
@sharonmontag1330
@sharonmontag1330 Год назад
Ronnie's trickle down theory was the start of our problems
@mariegarside8830
@mariegarside8830 Год назад
YES !
@whyythestupidithurts5564
@whyythestupidithurts5564 Год назад
Ye old get tricked down the drain
@superbmediacontentcreator
@superbmediacontentcreator Год назад
Or as Archie Bunker called it at the time "tinkle down" since those of us with brains have always known this. Only underinformed knee-jerk Republicans ever thought that then elected 2 Bushs and Trump...
@rosalie4797
@rosalie4797 Год назад
Thank You! It's a relief to hear others acknowledge this! Everytime I say that, it's as if I'm alone in a desert.
@bipl8989
@bipl8989 Год назад
All it does is get your shoes wet.
@kikyochan66
@kikyochan66 Год назад
Marjorie Taylor Greene is nuts 😂😂😂
@MusicfromMarrs
@MusicfromMarrs Год назад
He soon to be ex hubby agrees.
@raymondst.pierre4372
@raymondst.pierre4372 Год назад
Soon to appear in a porno grasping an AR-15 in one hand and and a Mike Lindell "My Vibrator" in the other.
@israelcm7246
@israelcm7246 Год назад
Oh most definitely, something crazy 🤪 with her.
@grahammcfadyenhill9555
@grahammcfadyenhill9555 Год назад
Her day pass from the institution should be revoked.
@suehowie152
@suehowie152 Год назад
Hog crazy..
@ShannonDavisSings
@ShannonDavisSings Год назад
Thank you so much for starting off with this urge for donations after Ian. My area of Florida was thankfully spared, but having lived through Michael, I know millions are in real need tonight.
@chinhtai9792
@chinhtai9792 Год назад
now areca catechu 1 dorla for 1, kalanchoe pin nata ( tree life) 2 dorllar for 1 leaf good for asshole stomach ach , not piper betle here ( chicken leaf, trầu)?ok?
@henrymccoy7171
@henrymccoy7171 Год назад
@@chinhtai9792 - Huh? This isn't the Chinese Alchemy channel, chum.
@TheAureliac
@TheAureliac Год назад
Maybe Florida's legislature will re-allocate some of those funds they set aside to send Texas' asylum seekers to Martha's Vineyard. Oh, wait. That won't be enough. I guess Martha's Vineyard will have to bail out Florida as well as Texas now.
@desdemonaspal6281
@desdemonaspal6281 Год назад
Amazing how anyone could ever trust that woman 😢
@cottonrock4116
@cottonrock4116 Год назад
She's a joke and a nut.
@adventofnull
@adventofnull Год назад
Her husband filed for divorce. So that's one less.
@ThisCharmingMan1984
@ThisCharmingMan1984 Год назад
How very sporting: shooting pigs, with some sort of an assault rifle, from a helicopter… Next time Marjorie Greene goes hunting, I hope who ever she goes with, is from the “Dick Cheney School of Gun Safety”.
@christinebenson518
@christinebenson518 Год назад
I'd trust Dick Cheney with a gun before I'd trust MTG. He's at least smart.
@lesliecurran1704
@lesliecurran1704 Год назад
Along with the former guys, two sons who do canned hunting what a bunch of deplorable human beings they are.
@Miss_Distress
@Miss_Distress Год назад
It’s just so blatantly ridiculous
@frederiquesmith3070
@frederiquesmith3070 Год назад
Or the trump University of Higher Arms and Weaponry....
@liam137153
@liam137153 Год назад
MTG has already hunted David Hogg, walking behind him while carrying a gun. Now she is shooting hogs from a helicopter. That escalated quickly.
@alchemysolgod
@alchemysolgod Год назад
Anyone else feel like their IQ dropped after watching that MTG ad?
@carolekjellander8917
@carolekjellander8917 Год назад
Nope! I've already solved the MTG mystery totally! She never had me fooled!
@carlodave9
@carlodave9 Год назад
I never thought any female could be so gleefully drop-dead dumb as Ted Nugent, but there she is.
@superbmediacontentcreator
@superbmediacontentcreator Год назад
She just wanted to go out for the afternoon and use campaign funds to do it.
@grahammcfadyenhill9555
@grahammcfadyenhill9555 Год назад
Made me glad I learned fractions during some of those years I spent in the 6th grade.
@couragekarnga8735
@couragekarnga8735 Год назад
My brain melts a little when I think of the people that could vote for someone like her.
@gmn545
@gmn545 Год назад
Green's husband divorcing her says it all. Not even he could put up with her crazy anymore.
@cassandrakarpinski9416
@cassandrakarpinski9416 Год назад
Best thing to come out of hurricane Ian: the video of that guy who rescued the frightened cat that he saw from his window that was posted to Twitter. So wholesome
@professorsprout3382
@professorsprout3382 Год назад
When my dad was a little boy he visited Texas right after a historic tornado and found a drinking straw from a soda shop imbedded in a tree. He always told me don't stand in the storm objects can kill you. Or at least get an injury.
@Kryxtal
@Kryxtal Год назад
150 mph winds are faster than the fastest baseball pitch in the world. Imagine if a branch hit you at those speeds
@MrDee001
@MrDee001 Год назад
Lies! You get super powers if you stand in the storm. That's what my dad said.
@stormwatcher59
@stormwatcher59 Год назад
"It's not THAT the wind is blowing, it's WHAT the wind is blowing....." - comedian Ron White
@jennypulczinski7204
@jennypulczinski7204 Год назад
A friend’s place got hit by straight line winds over 100 mph. They showed us splinters of wood and straw from a straw bale embedded in the wall of their garage.
@BluenosedMarsh
@BluenosedMarsh Год назад
@@stormwatcher59 same thing been going through my mind.
@ritamariekelley4077
@ritamariekelley4077 Год назад
Not Hurricane Ian. Let's call it HURRICANE EXXON. Name these violent storms after the greedy corporations causing the havoc.
@superbmediacontentcreator
@superbmediacontentcreator Год назад
Whew... getting pretty obscure there, don't you think?
@snuffysmif9801
@snuffysmif9801 Год назад
AMEN to THAT!!
@snuffysmif9801
@snuffysmif9801 Год назад
@@1newme425 They probably commented while in a Tesla... Meanwhile, you probably replied from a smokey diesel guzzling pickup, huh?
@wirefeed3419
@wirefeed3419 Год назад
I know you went through 4 years of President Trumpty Dumpty so I will help you out with what is believed to be your thinking. No Person or company regardless of size or how much money or Magic Marker Sharpie can…. Make happen, redirect the course of or stop any kind of major weather event such as Hurricanes or Tornados.
@snuffysmif9801
@snuffysmif9801 Год назад
@@1newme425 Um... Batteries, that don't use fossil fuels.
@jalabi99
@jalabi99 Год назад
Hope everyone in the path of Hurricane Ian gets through it OK. Thoughts to the people of Puerto Rico who are still largely without electricity.
@ruthslone2992
@ruthslone2992 Год назад
Thank you Stephen and writers all. Comic relief is real.😅👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼
@roguewolf7053
@roguewolf7053 Год назад
As a Mississippi citizen who lives close to & works in the city where Farve lives…we all knew he wasn’t a good person. I was a paramedic for several years & we got multiple calls to his property for injuries related to drinking & other unsafe behavior. And of course he *expected* EMS to drop everything else to rush there including for our only rescue helicopter at the time to respond…even if the reported injury wasn’t that severe. He is also typically very rude. But businesses always bend over backwards for him & his family due to his connections with local & state government. No one here except his most diehard fans were surprised to find out he was involved in stealing money from the welfare program to fund a sports building for his daughter. I imagine that’s just the tip of the iceberg of his criminal financial involvement with both local & state gov officials. I hope they keep digging. Also hope they investigate our current governor, most of the state congress & audit *ALL* of the supposed spending they’ve done! Because citizens here are tired of hearing about billions coming into the state in recent years but not seeing *ANY EVIDENCE* of it being spent to help those it was intended for or spent PERIOD!!
@armandomercado2248
@armandomercado2248 Год назад
Indeed. Stealing on that level requires the participation of higher ups.
@marvinmartin4692
@marvinmartin4692 Год назад
Why are southern states always the corrupt ones? Been seeing this for decades!
@couragekarnga8735
@couragekarnga8735 Год назад
Sounds like he was always a used condom.
@Surge1077
@Surge1077 Год назад
Lock them all up. That wasn't free money for them to use to enrich themselves. That money was given to the state for a specific purpose, which they subverted by being greedy d##chebags
@jonathanperry8331
@jonathanperry8331 Год назад
There needs to be a full investigation this was a conspiracy and money laundering. I wonder who else got money out of this fund and how much is missing. You want thousands of children to starve so your daughter could play volleyball all you need is a damn net.
@maribelcaudillo258
@maribelcaudillo258 Год назад
I live thousands of miles away from PA and that Monstriano still gives me the goosebumps! what a horrible human being!
@krejados1
@krejados1 Год назад
Let's hope his 40 days of fasting and prayer turns into a lifelong stint behind monastery walls.
@heinleinreader
@heinleinreader Год назад
I have family still living in Pennsylvania and I feel for them that this buttmuncher is even a possible option for people. Just as I sympathize with the people of Colorado, the people of Georgia and, well, the people anywhere that Republiklans like them hold sway. I would prefer to get the Republican party back, not this fascist, racist, misogynistic, homophobic, white supremacist, antisemitic, anti-Muslim, warmongering pack of prurient hypocritical pissants that seem to be dragging the GOP down to Hell with them. Donnie Dimwit, and I said this since the days of Saint Ronnie (because I saw the initial warning signs then), is not the cause, he is just another symptom of what they chose to become. Moscow Mitch and Cancun Cruz predated Donnie Dimwit. Newt Gingrich predated Donnie. President Dick Cheney predated Donnie. Just some observations.
@stormwatcher59
@stormwatcher59 Год назад
He did say that WHEN he makes Pennsylvania a Christian nationalist state, the rest of us CAN stay....we just have to abide by their laws...
@victorpradha9946
@victorpradha9946 Год назад
These are the first wave of fundamentalist Christian Nationalist candidates. They're coming and their goal is to impose a Christian Nationalist Government!
@alexasilvestri1380
@alexasilvestri1380 Год назад
I'm a Pennsylvanian fighting hard against Mastriano!
@onequickthing8950
@onequickthing8950 Год назад
That Green ad is like the drawing in a kids locker that gets him sent to the school councilor.
@Sunny25611
@Sunny25611 Год назад
😳That’s insane! In those winds he could have been slammed by a mere shingle and lost his life.. !
@presentfuture7563
@presentfuture7563 Год назад
I went to school with a member of the Unlimitedbreadsticks family in Olive Gardens, FL. Those were our salad days.
@MrSpartanicus
@MrSpartanicus Год назад
No wonder MTGs husband filed for divorce. 😂
@grahammcfadyenhill9555
@grahammcfadyenhill9555 Год назад
He was against an inter-species marriage...no horses allowed.
@jackharrison7613
@jackharrison7613 Год назад
did he have to narrow it down to one reason on the papers?
@suehowie152
@suehowie152 Год назад
He didn't want to be her hog anymore..
@stormwatcher59
@stormwatcher59 Год назад
@@jackharrison7613 - "I'm married to MTG"
@couragekarnga8735
@couragekarnga8735 Год назад
My only question is how the hell he survived this long.
@spencersmith3482
@spencersmith3482 Год назад
Had my fingers crossed that Marjorie would get in the helicopter and say "Seatbelt?! Jesus is my seatbelt!" and fall out at altitude.
@Pumpkineater-vl7qb
@Pumpkineater-vl7qb Год назад
I’m from St Pete Fl, and I and the people of St Pete and the rest of Florida thank you for your commitment to helping us rebuild. Oh and those botanical gardens are the sunken gardens, great place.
@stoytrivia1126
@stoytrivia1126 Год назад
No way MTG's parents aren't related.
@sharonshumpert1917
@sharonshumpert1917 Год назад
The monologue tonight was on 🔥 tonight! I was drinking wine and laugh mid swallow and it squirted it out my nose! So worth it!
@avadarkness666
@avadarkness666 Год назад
Same! Cheers! 🥂
@henrymccoy7171
@henrymccoy7171 Год назад
@Jon van To - *Reported* for spamming better people's content.
@henrymccoy7171
@henrymccoy7171 Год назад
@andrew tate - *Reported* for spamming better people's content.
@whovian_scarf_dragon
@whovian_scarf_dragon Год назад
I would expect a Mississippi motivational speech to be "Get out of Mississippi and make something of yourself"
@ElissaStark514
@ElissaStark514 Год назад
Lolllll
@flowertrue
@flowertrue Год назад
This was a great show tonight. Steven was on FIRE. Love seeing mastriano reap what he's sown!
@JohnWinchester3567
@JohnWinchester3567 Год назад
Greene just showed she doesn't care about taxpayers money. The cost of the helicopter alone is ridiculous.
@InfiniteAnvil
@InfiniteAnvil Год назад
MTG can suck every dick, but I'm pretty confident that she made her hog shooting trip into an ad specifically so she could legally pay for it with campaign donations.
@richardrubin1763
@richardrubin1763 Год назад
None of them care about anything other than sticking to their opposition....it's a mean spirited child's game they play and their voters love. Sad
@howardkerr8174
@howardkerr8174 Год назад
How do you know she didn't use her own money? I am not, by any means, a MTG booster but that was not necessarily a tax payer funded flight or commercial. In fact, he campaign fund might also have paid for it.
@cindypomerleau950
@cindypomerleau950 Год назад
She's a good fundraiser for some freaky reason. Probably because she's in bed with Q. Usually the RNC and GOP prefer their woman seen but not heard. Go figure.
@Tab1300
@Tab1300 Год назад
@@howardkerr8174 you honestly think she's paying for all that shit with her own money 🤣
@Trista4Prez
@Trista4Prez Год назад
When it comes to roasting the real arseholes in our society, Stephen Colbert never fails to deliver! You can quote me on that ☺️
@grahammcfadyenhill9555
@grahammcfadyenhill9555 Год назад
Nothing like a big bowl of steaming hot roasted arseholes...seen nightly on FOX.
@raymondst.pierre4372
@raymondst.pierre4372 Год назад
How does one quote a fellow too fearful to use his actual name? P.S. You can quote me on that.
@wynonasbigbrowndragon6121
@wynonasbigbrowndragon6121 Год назад
He definitely holds back. The guy is too nice to be REALLY good at roasting
@esobed1
@esobed1 Год назад
Good writers and media props accent his talent even more.
@UniqueMonique999
@UniqueMonique999 Год назад
Never heard arseholes I luv it! I don’t like to curse around my 2 (grown) kids lol so instead of texting aholes I can use arseholes. Ok so I live an isolated life. Has everyone but me heard that expression? 🤔
@TessBoze
@TessBoze Год назад
Thank you Steven Colbert and staff for your contribution to the effort to salvage Florida! ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️
@chrisquinn7404
@chrisquinn7404 Год назад
“..Bobby Unlimited Breadsticks” 😂😂😂
@franciet99
@franciet99 Год назад
I lived in Houston most of my life and have never understood why reporters feel the need to be out in the hurricanes.
@pepsiwepsi1952
@pepsiwepsi1952 Год назад
Jim does it willingly.
@lindalechristenberry7321
@lindalechristenberry7321 Год назад
It’s exciting!
@EricLing64
@EricLing64 Год назад
They don't need to be, they just enjoy it, well the big network reporters.
@charlottebowes7666
@charlottebowes7666 Год назад
Because people will do as they’re told for money…not much of a surprise.
@PatriotGamesROCKS
@PatriotGamesROCKS Год назад
Ratings
@barbarajolley6578
@barbarajolley6578 Год назад
Mastrian also was in DC on Jan 6, taking pictures with the attackers. By the way, that guy who didn't catch the ball is Canadian. Jimmy Kimmel had a video chat with him, gave him a ticket to New Year's Eve in New York, so he could watch "the ball drop":)
@oneirishpoet
@oneirishpoet Год назад
Yep I just watched Jimmy Kimmel's segment before watching Colbert, Jimmy did a much better job of covering that!
@superbmediacontentcreator
@superbmediacontentcreator Год назад
Yea, they missed this one since the guy next to him was baked ziti or whatever...
@jackharrison7613
@jackharrison7613 Год назад
If it had been a PUCK he would have caught it for sure, eh.
@orchunter8388
@orchunter8388 Год назад
That jimmy kimball. Jsmh
@MrVonweber
@MrVonweber Год назад
Sadly, if Mastriano loses, he will claim that it was stolen from him and set up multiple lawsuits to drag things out.
@Wintermute01001
@Wintermute01001 Год назад
You know a clip will be good when Stephen starts by reassuring us that the person in it is fine.
@Nobody_Special310
@Nobody_Special310 Год назад
Puerto Rico needs help too.
@frederiquesmith3070
@frederiquesmith3070 Год назад
Very true...thanks to despicable trump , the $$$$$ never got to Puerto Rico, because they hadn't given him what he wanted concerning a golf course ......All they got were paper towels , rudely thrown at them by that orange-faced , weird-combover , fat and flabby , pretence of a president .....
@steveng7174
@steveng7174 Год назад
Embrace the suck - Nancy Pelosi
@richard1472
@richard1472 Год назад
Apparently, Doug mastriano couldn't afford an indoor space. He could have rented my living room... $100,000 an hour, minimum 2 hours. Pretty sure I could fit them all in.
@teamvlcn6820
@teamvlcn6820 Год назад
I have loved the "Hold for booing" thing since Colbert first mentioned it, so I appreciate the callback.
@lineakristensen1821
@lineakristensen1821 Год назад
"Egg with dentures" 🤣
@JayTee2985
@JayTee2985 Год назад
I was thinking of the same thing when Stephen said the flamingos were doing coke in the bathroom. 😹😹😹😹
@The_Real_Mier
@The_Real_Mier Год назад
I’m surprised that the reporter who protected her microphone with a condom wasn’t accused of ‘grooming’ by Floridian Republicans!!
@ecboston1892
@ecboston1892 Год назад
We will miss you Noah....one of the greats.
@The_Real_Mier
@The_Real_Mier Год назад
@@ecboston1892 Sorry, didn’t like my first comment, at the same time you answered :)
@MusicfromMarrs
@MusicfromMarrs Год назад
Give it a few days. Someone will get there with the lame stream media and grooming the general pubic, errr, public.
@grahammcfadyenhill9555
@grahammcfadyenhill9555 Год назад
The sight of the microphone with the raincoat made Donald jealous and Melania despondent.
@JellyBean-lo4sl
@JellyBean-lo4sl Год назад
It's not hunting when you are "shooting them from a helicopter". It's just killing.
@susan174
@susan174 Год назад
nothing projects "winner" like a confederate soldier in Pennsylvania . . . that's a great line, Steven
@Baribrotzer
@Baribrotzer Год назад
".....This ad is like reading a MadLib filled out by somebody on bath salts....." LOL!
@SpaceForceCommander
@SpaceForceCommander Год назад
Good to see reporters practice safe microphoning.
@lindaleelaw5277
@lindaleelaw5277 Год назад
So is Trojan ....lol Trojan: in any weather we are there Be it clothed or be it bare.
@ninianstorm6494
@ninianstorm6494 Год назад
@@SpicyMayoVegas Nuland Hillary McCain podesta deeply involved start ukraine crisis strike first blood but use woman that put severed finger in wendy chili 2.0 tactic shameless blame russia, recall podesta on putin files when muller charge manafort for things nothing to do with russia hack but let podesta go for same reason =blackmail dc/Britain(thank Blair Iraq france stolen libya gold) to support blame russia to cover up fact 2 party system failed since mccain-hillary all did united fruit company scandal 2.0 but remain rich recall fbi never look at physical evidence just crowdstrike/hillary words, cia break glass 2017 inauguration with media claim russia stolen election left wing media give protest t-shirts to san quan mayor for lying about never receive maria supplies ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-qYmCtYLE9k0.html george bush 14y ago said add ukraine to nato foreshadow nuland f eu coup 2014 support = 1. ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-nTQ3D1a-j20.html 2001 pentagon memo kill occupy iraq to syria ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-_mrJRHwbVG8.html current ukraine gov is proxy since obama drew red line just like did in syria earlier arming rebels telling russia not to interfere while zelensky ethnic cleanse donbass region 7y= 2. ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-ta9dWRcDUPA.html 3. ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-IBeRB7rWk_8.html
@alex35agm
@alex35agm Год назад
Is that a mic in your hand or are you just glad to see me?
@couragekarnga8735
@couragekarnga8735 Год назад
Stephen Colbert strikes me as one of those completely wholesome people with nothing but goodness in their hearts. Him and his eous wife seem like genuinely wonderful people. Also, is there a name more Italian than Franky Lasagna?
@gabeclement1131
@gabeclement1131 Год назад
Even if I was inclined to agree with her, I feel like I'd be turned away by the image of her hunting pigs from, with an assault rifle, from a helicopter. It's such a ridiculously insane level of excessive force and tactics that even if I didn't care about the pig itself, which I did, I'd still consider her to be extremely pathetic.
@ElissaStark514
@ElissaStark514 Год назад
Seriously.
@Trista4Prez
@Trista4Prez Год назад
Pennsylvania should do the same thing that New Mexico did with a commissioner who partook in January 6th insurrection - a judge signed an order and she was removed from office! 😁 We need to do that same thing with masteriano, and 147 GOP insurrectionists
@mariesmith8454
@mariesmith8454 Год назад
Absolutely!!
@JasonBoyce
@JasonBoyce Год назад
New Mexico judge set precedent so I would expect to see more
@unknowncitizen8192
@unknowncitizen8192 Год назад
I agree with you, 💯%! Except, that it was a man. I know that fact; because, I am from New Mexico.
@37Raffaella
@37Raffaella Год назад
100%
@stefanschleps8758
@stefanschleps8758 Год назад
Agreed. I like the way you think.
@vanessawhitneypro
@vanessawhitneypro Год назад
Much love to ANY and ALL holding on through storms... Both Physical & Metaphorical... Peace!
@chinhtai9792
@chinhtai9792 Год назад
now areca catechu 1 dorla for 1, kalanchoe pin nata ( tree life) 2 dorllar for 1 leaf goof for asshole stomackack , not piper betle here ( chicken leaf, trầu)?ok?
@couragekarnga8735
@couragekarnga8735 Год назад
Bless your heart, dear.
@henrymccoy7171
@henrymccoy7171 Год назад
@andrew tate - *Reported* for spamming better people's content. *Try improving your crappy content if you want more viewers, chuck.*
@henrymccoy7171
@henrymccoy7171 Год назад
@@chinhtai9792 - Who asked for a Voodoo doctor??
@chinhtai9792
@chinhtai9792 Год назад
@@henrymccoy7171 so you need advisor? your homeland? and your address?
@jonathanperry8331
@jonathanperry8331 Год назад
There is no way in hell MTG could have made that shot from a helicopter. Even though well trained soldier couldn't do that unless they were specially trained to. The mental calculations that you have to make are tremendous. Someone shot the hog and she just took a picture next to it.
@reezagibbons465
@reezagibbons465 Год назад
These were good jokes tonight awesome 🌟
@cleanasdirt6832
@cleanasdirt6832 Год назад
I’ve never wanted to see a helicopter crash more than I just did.
@rjd3wine
@rjd3wine Год назад
I'm with you on that!
@carolekjellander8917
@carolekjellander8917 Год назад
Let's make politicking great again! 😀👍
@robotrix
@robotrix Год назад
Except maybe with the Orange Maggot on board.
@jackharrison7613
@jackharrison7613 Год назад
or if she just fell out.
@rebeccaainslie4637
@rebeccaainslie4637 Год назад
@@jackharrison7613 And accidentally shot herself on the way down!
@littleredhen
@littleredhen Год назад
Praying for Everyone in Florida , Georgia and the Carolina 's🌀🌪️🌩️🌨️ 🌊
@richiejohnson
@richiejohnson Год назад
Praying for your god to mitigate the disaster he created? What is wrong with you?
@tzvikrasner6073
@tzvikrasner6073 Год назад
Also praying they see a blue wave in November
@littleredhen
@littleredhen Год назад
@@tzvikrasner6073 Yes Tzvi, I fear ALL waves. but only if it comes from Mother Nature and one of the Seven Seas... I do not mix politics and religion... 🌀 I especially fear SEA SURGE WAVES like the ones that come with hurricanes!!🌀🌨️🌩️🌊🌊🌊🌨️🌩️ And blue Waves in November? Really? My comment was not political. Hurricanes do not care what "color" your state is! Hurricanes will strike and create chaos no matter what "color" your state is, no matter who you are, or what kind of house you live in, no matter how much money you make, who you voted for, what kind of car you drive, or who you might think your president is. Hurricanes don't care one way or the other! 🌊🌊🌊🌊🌀Hurricanes got game.
@CraziestDiamonds
@CraziestDiamonds Год назад
They gotta stop torturing my Weather Daddy Jim 😩
@katalac
@katalac Год назад
Yeah...a lot of us thought Jim was dead for awhile..glad to hear he's okay 👍
@alishaygan9844
@alishaygan9844 Год назад
I didn’t think I could hate her any more than I already did.
@carolekjellander8917
@carolekjellander8917 Год назад
Not hate for me, just endless disgust.
@alishaygan9844
@alishaygan9844 Год назад
@@carolekjellander8917 that is a more accurate description of how I feel as well. Thank you.
@cindypomerleau950
@cindypomerleau950 Год назад
She is a deplorable. Hillary was on point on so many many things.
@LMM7880
@LMM7880 Год назад
I see her husband has finally had enough too.
@ShirleeKnott
@ShirleeKnott Год назад
@@carolekjellander8917 AGREE! she isn't worth that much emotion of hate. only thing I'd like to say to her is ..... Send Flowers to Congress!
@pauloehmcke9951
@pauloehmcke9951 Год назад
DUHsantis threw Floridians 12 million dollars into the Air. What a true CONSERVATIVE. As much as a Cruz to Cancun
@rjd3wine
@rjd3wine Год назад
How many will remind everyone that he and "Little Marco" voted against "Sandy" relief stating it's not the job of government to bail states out after a natural disaster? Cancun Cruz said the "Sandy" relief was a "Blue State Bailout". Now Death-Santis has to ask Biden, Pelosi, and Schumer to pass the $$$ bill.
@katybenson4172
@katybenson4172 Год назад
Yeah Florida could have used that money for emergencies.
@watersportsbyjamesfitzroy5870
DeSantis can always send them to Martha’s Vineyard!
@paintedpony2935
@paintedpony2935 Год назад
😅😂😂 DUHsantis 👍
@demons27
@demons27 Год назад
I'm surprised Desantis didn't order a nuke strike on the hurricane
@mikefromwa
@mikefromwa Год назад
I just had some surgery and Stephen Colbert is making me laugh, and it _hurts._ I'm not kidding. I'm laughing till it hurts, but thank you Stephen!
@Dontleavemedimi
@Dontleavemedimi Год назад
"Brett Favre seen here trying to remember the password to his shoelaces" my God that cracked me up.
@shermanculbertson6244
@shermanculbertson6244 Год назад
I can’t remember the last time I watched Stephen’s monologue and didn’t laugh and smile.
@327JohnnySS
@327JohnnySS Год назад
Is he still dating Schumer?
@adeadphish7931
@adeadphish7931 Год назад
If you are going to hear how the world is a trainwreck, may as well have a healthy laugh to balance it out
@couragekarnga8735
@couragekarnga8735 Год назад
He even managed to make me smile on Jan. 6!
@jonny-b4954
@jonny-b4954 Год назад
Hah I dont think I ever even crack a smile but still watch. Never considered any of late night hosts really... Funny just entertaining
@lastjob2011
@lastjob2011 Год назад
Oh no! First James Corden announces he is leaving his show. Yesterday, Trevor Noah announced as well. Delivering horrific news night after night is very damaging. I appreciate all that all the late nights hosts do!
@robertray6021
@robertray6021 Год назад
Lol! This reminds me of the report about the Johnny Cash water tower in his home town. He was painted up on the tower and then someone shot him in the crotch. As he is peeing on his hometown, the local reporter stood under the stream with an umbrella to tell the story..
@oldrrocr
@oldrrocr Год назад
Sorry! It had to be done!🤣🤣🤣
@ldbarthel
@ldbarthel Год назад
That helicopter ad: all I could think was here's MTG bringing Congressional pork home again...
@rebeccadamron6376
@rebeccadamron6376 Год назад
Brett seen here trying to remember the password to his shoelaces 🤣😂
@rowynnecrowley1689
@rowynnecrowley1689 Год назад
A flamingo party in a public bathroom during a hurricane is about as Florida as you could possibly get. You say gators would be more Florida? I say "Nay!" You would expect a gator party in the bathroom, but Flamingos? Never. And that my friends is the epitome of Florida.
@cc1k435
@cc1k435 Год назад
Actually, I'm pretty sure this exact scene was in the opening credits of Miami Vice. 🦩🦩🦩🤔😆
@henrymccoy7171
@henrymccoy7171 Год назад
@@chinhtai9792 - *Reported* for spam.
@chinhtai9792
@chinhtai9792 Год назад
@@henrymccoy7171 so you extremic? right? nasa see you and good luck for you?
@henrymccoy7171
@henrymccoy7171 Год назад
@@chinhtai9792 - *Reported*
@chinhtai9792
@chinhtai9792 Год назад
why not see my comment?
@lizannewhitlow1085
@lizannewhitlow1085 Год назад
MTG should be careful. She might be mistaken for one…
@carolekjellander8917
@carolekjellander8917 Год назад
I agree: but pigs are better than that!
@peeweeeinstein1973
@peeweeeinstein1973 Год назад
I just watched the opening monologues of kimmel, fallon, meyers, corden and noah on YT today. To me, Colbert is the best. He has the most intelligent and funniest monologue. Keep it up Stephen.
@TwinDragonStudios
@TwinDragonStudios Год назад
I love the line from Ron White: "It's not THAT the wind is a'blowin'. It's WHAT the wind is blowin'. If you get hit with a VOLVO, it doesn't really matter how many sit-ups you did that morning."
@tammywilks8782
@tammywilks8782 Год назад
Omg, the wild hogs air guitar is the BEST 👌 🤣
@atiredfloridian777
@atiredfloridian777 Год назад
Thanks for your thoughts about us Stephen, we're much appricating them. You can make punchlines about DeMoron another day, I'm just glad you're thinking of us. I've always been a northerner in this state so I've avoided the windbags, politicans or otherwise, but I know others aren't so lucky. My heart's been with the rest of my fellow Floridians this week.
@PADS62
@PADS62 Год назад
We're praying too! 🙏🏼✝️🙏🏼
@katybenson4172
@katybenson4172 Год назад
I send you thoughts of safety and i am sorry this is happening. Please know the rest of the country is thinking of the floridians and feel awful. Wish I could do something.
@ninianstorm6494
@ninianstorm6494 Год назад
@@katybenson4172 Nuland Hillary McCain podesta deeply involved start ukraine crisis strike first blood but use woman that put severed finger in wendy chili 2.0 tactic shameless blame russia, recall podesta on putin files when muller charge manafort for things nothing to do with russia hack but let podesta go for same reason =blackmail dc/Britain(thank Blair Iraq france stolen libya gold) to support blame russia to cover up fact 2 party system failed since mccain-hillary all did united fruit company scandal 2.0 but remain rich recall fbi never look at physical evidence just crowdstrike/hillary words, cia break glass 2017 inauguration with media claim russia stolen election left wing media give protest t-shirts to san quan mayor for lying about never receive maria supplies ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-qYmCtYLE9k0.html george bush 14y ago said add ukraine to nato foreshadow nuland f eu coup 2014 support = 1. ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-nTQ3D1a-j20.html 2001 pentagon memo kill occupy iraq to syria ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-_mrJRHwbVG8.html current ukraine gov is proxy since obama drew red line just like did in syria earlier arming rebels telling russia not to interfere while zelensky ethnic cleanse donbass region 7y= 2. ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-ta9dWRcDUPA.html 3. ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-IBeRB7rWk_8.html
@petermorhead4160
@petermorhead4160 Год назад
I live in land from the coast in the panhandle. After the devastation I have seen with this one, if I am told to evacuate I will.
@henrymccoy7171
@henrymccoy7171 Год назад
@andrew tate - *Reported* for spamming better people's content. Try improving your crappy content if you want more viewers, chuck.
@captgraybush2890
@captgraybush2890 Год назад
"Jim are you alright?". As Jim blows away in 120 mph winds.🤣
@irenemax3574
@irenemax3574 Год назад
Quick before I forget: “…Floridians are finding catfish in their front gardens, and to make matters worse, they’re nowhere near as hot as their profile pictures…”😂😂😂😂😂
@joycliffe266
@joycliffe266 Год назад
Just when one couldn't think MTG could get more reprehensible, she's shooting at a soft target, a defenceless animal, from a helicopter.
@rjd3wine
@rjd3wine Год назад
Just like her role models...the Palins
@bobxyzp
@bobxyzp Год назад
To be fair, boars are a problem
@ser132
@ser132 Год назад
also, in Georgia it's unlawful to hunt from a vehicle.
@christinebenson518
@christinebenson518 Год назад
@@ser132 But...she's a white politician. The laws don't apply to her. I hope she won't get re-elected, I know she will be though.
@joycliffe266
@joycliffe266 Год назад
@@bobxyzp That may be so but surely there are more humane ways to deal with them. This, however, was clearly a stunt for the gratification and egotism of MTG to show off and "own" the Libs.
@ajcbng8289
@ajcbng8289 Год назад
Mr. Colbert is the absolute best bringer of comedy and saving us all with laughter which is the best medicine.
@jefschobert9765
@jefschobert9765 Год назад
If we the people were able to vote for one guy to oversee government stuff honestly, Steven would win.
@Ginric99
@Ginric99 Год назад
Unless your diabetic, in which case insulin is pretty important ;)
@ajcbng8289
@ajcbng8289 Год назад
@@Ginric99 got me. 😂
@scottm1594
@scottm1594 Год назад
A pure propagandist. Spends his days bashing his political opponents instead of using his talent to give people a much needed break from politcs
@Ginric99
@Ginric99 Год назад
@@scottm1594 then don’t watch it :). Political satire is a genuine form of comedy.
@robertingliskennedy
@robertingliskennedy Год назад
breath of fresh air
@russwoodward8251
@russwoodward8251 Год назад
Thanks Stephen. You, your band, and writers are the best.
@clinicalimaging8619
@clinicalimaging8619 Год назад
Oscar goes to that microphone's wind protection
@lindaleelaw5277
@lindaleelaw5277 Год назад
Necessity is the mother of invention. Trojan : ok marketing.......but tasteful " Trojan Maaan, in any weather "
@moniqueengleman873
@moniqueengleman873 Год назад
She MacGyvered that microphone. Way to think outside the box!
@twstf8905
@twstf8905 Год назад
haha don't "Boo!!!" lol VOTE!!! 🤣
@travisgessler6283
@travisgessler6283 Год назад
"I'm going to complain about energy prices while letting the helicopter run behind me while re retake this bit 50 times."
@P.Galore
@P.Galore Год назад
Sarasota was a bit rough with 110 mph gusts. Trees, traffic lights, cell, internet, power all down....and we were lucky.
@AndiDuck
@AndiDuck Год назад
"Ronald Reagan is a triumph of the embalmer's art." - Gore Vidal
@lizannewhitlow1085
@lizannewhitlow1085 Год назад
Ah, Gore Vidal. He was sooooo accurate in so many things.
@raymondst.pierre4372
@raymondst.pierre4372 Год назад
Gore Vidal was brilliant; it's to our detriment that so many Americans are unaware of brilliance and biting, acerbic wit.
@CloudsGirl7
@CloudsGirl7 Год назад
Goddamn. 😆
@Swish_God
@Swish_God Год назад
🤣🤣😂😂 he said I want to feel the Disaster ‼️ Jimmy & Stephen been having me rolling 🤣🤣
@SeliahK
@SeliahK Год назад
This makes me SO MAD!! There is absolutely ZERO reason to have these reporters standing outside in the middle of an ALMOST CATEGORY FIVE!!! HURRICANE to give their report. The atrocious disregard for safety and lives is infuriating! They can give their reports from inside of a hurricane shelter just as well. We DO NOT need the "dramatics" of them standing out there risking themselves and their filming crews for the fkking ratings!
@shinygnoll8649
@shinygnoll8649 Год назад
"I need to feel the disaster" is good sexy talk.
@MarcKloos
@MarcKloos Год назад
Frankie Lasagna and friends? Missed opportunity to mention Matthew Calamari!
@jpdemer5
@jpdemer5 Год назад
Turns out that that's not the guy's name after all. Jimmy Kimmel had him on tonight, he's a Blue Jays fan and seems like a nice guy (Canadian, eh!) Jimmy sent him tickets to see the "ball drop" on New Year's eve in Times Square!
@puddock6336
@puddock6336 Год назад
Check if Frank Lasagna isn't just Matthew Calamari trying to disguise himself.
@Ks-ig5he
@Ks-ig5he Год назад
Thx for spreading word on mastriano. Scary here in PA that he’s running. MastriaNO!!!
@parnelpospahala6087
@parnelpospahala6087 Год назад
Wild hogs are a problem. But, where she was hunting did NOT look like farmland! 😂
@Najolve
@Najolve Год назад
"Our hearts go out to the people of Florida right now." For some reason I expected the punch line to be about our governor being DeSantis.
@cyanchaos4490
@cyanchaos4490 Год назад
Same. "As you all know, Florida is currently suffering from a major disaster, also know as Ron DeSantis
@atiredfloridian777
@atiredfloridian777 Год назад
Honestly, so did I. He's the only thing with more hot air than Ian.
@ROZDAB
@ROZDAB Год назад
I’m sorry you have to deal with him. I’m shocked the Republicans didn’t try to shoot the hurricane with all of their guns. That’s what happens when you scared of everything and want to be the victim.
@lizannewhitlow1085
@lizannewhitlow1085 Год назад
Deathsantis.
@cynhanrahan4012
@cynhanrahan4012 Год назад
Yes, but the line to punch DeSantis is getting way too long for Stephen to wait in.
@JeepersCreepers58
@JeepersCreepers58 Год назад
Wow, Marjorie Taylor Greene opened fire on her family members on a hog farm from a helicopter.
@catherinerosengren3122
@catherinerosengren3122 Год назад
Gqp, trumpets GOING DOWN BABY, OH YEAH!... I didn't think I would live long enough to see it but it's happening!!! Leticia is restoring the rules of law!!! My hero!
@susanrich606
@susanrich606 Год назад
I live in Wilmington at the state line near Philly. SADLY, I’ve has to see Oz & Mastriano ads any time I turn on the TV. So I can’t watch at mealtime. 🥴🤢🤮
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