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No, Stephen Colbert Did NOT Attend Barack Obama's 60th Birthday Party 

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While concerns over climate change and the global pandemic dominate headlines, tonight's Late Show monologue begins by addressing the real question on everyone's minds: did Stephen Colbert attend Barack Obama's birthday party or not? #Colbert #Comedy #Monologue
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Комментарии : 3 тыс.   
@abbyluvssoccer
@abbyluvssoccer 2 года назад
You and Seth should not be allowed to take the same weeks off. Dear God! We were dyin….
@naotamf1588
@naotamf1588 2 года назад
i was already loosing my sense of purpose!
@toad4ever103
@toad4ever103 2 года назад
You got that right. I had withdrawal symptoms big time.
@wakjerfabbubg6183
@wakjerfabbubg6183 2 года назад
Jj
@HOTD108_
@HOTD108_ 2 года назад
Especially now that Conan's gone, these absences are more painful than ever.
@poopnoodle9563
@poopnoodle9563 2 года назад
TRULY
@JustSt3f
@JustSt3f 2 года назад
2 weeks that felt like 2 years don't ever do that again Stephen
@bryanwilkens
@bryanwilkens 2 года назад
RIGHT!?
@kristienorsedragonwebber1328
@kristienorsedragonwebber1328 2 года назад
If he’s going to do that, he needs to not schedule it at the same time as Seth Meyers, Trevor Noah, and Jimmy Kimmell! I was dying for the news.
@FixNewsPlease
@FixNewsPlease 2 года назад
All these late night guys take too much time off. We depend on them 😠
@00dahc
@00dahc 2 года назад
He only works like 3 weeks a month
@sbuceeh
@sbuceeh 2 года назад
For real!😩😩😩
@Josie-6
@Josie-6 2 года назад
“Dr. Larry Brilliant” sounds like an Austin Powers villain.
@tanyaolson4174
@tanyaolson4174 2 года назад
As a Floridian (no longer living in FL), it warmed my heart to hear so many boos for our "governor."
@bigwheelking0
@bigwheelking0 2 года назад
WOOOO! WE need our late night talk shows!!
@42.0fmthefever5
@42.0fmthefever5 2 года назад
Yaya finally can get my Stephen, John and his band fix it's been to long! Welcome back everyone! ❤🇨🇦❤
@thomasalvarez6456
@thomasalvarez6456 2 года назад
Got bored of burning churches?
@JollyOldCanuck
@JollyOldCanuck 2 года назад
@@thomasalvarez6456 Religion is such a niche issue in Canada that they moved the church burning stories to the bottom of the webpage due to reader disinterest. Why should we waste tax dollars saving institutions that don’t contribute to the public coffers.
@wifemom757
@wifemom757 2 года назад
"I'll scale me back..." 😂🤣😭
@flammablewater1755
@flammablewater1755 2 года назад
Those musical interludes are so much better when the band performs them.
@karismaklysm
@karismaklysm 2 года назад
Every time he does the Strangers with Candy adding machine bit, a comedian gets their wings!
@fatfreddyscat5767
@fatfreddyscat5767 2 года назад
Where's Amy?
@blindsightedkill
@blindsightedkill 2 года назад
I love when it glitches and prints for a long time
@jocelynjohnston8257
@jocelynjohnston8257 2 года назад
The "Strangers with Candy" movie is one my favourite things. Every time Stephen yells "God....DAAAAMN IT!", I lose my mind.
@michaelflores3064
@michaelflores3064 2 года назад
Ring it, RING it, RING IT!!!
@jeeess9979
@jeeess9979 2 года назад
Your comment made me have déjà vu.
@brandondavidson4085
@brandondavidson4085 2 года назад
For the record, Dr. Larry Brilliant was part of the WHO team in the 70s who helped to eradicate smallpox in the continent of India. So yeah, I'd say he knows what he's talking about in regards to infectious diseases.
@sassysarina9718
@sassysarina9718 2 года назад
Interesting
@atomicknight63
@atomicknight63 2 года назад
I thought Dr. Brilliant was at the SCP Foundation.
@whospinoy
@whospinoy 2 года назад
@@atomicknight63 Nice
@SpeckleKen
@SpeckleKen 2 года назад
And was he part of the team that turned India into a continent?!
@Sir6ALotB
@Sir6ALotB 2 года назад
@@SpeckleKen I partially blame the Americans for not referring to us as Asians in their day to day terminology. If they did they'd remember India is a country in Asia too 😂
@CapricornSister13
@CapricornSister13 2 года назад
"....let's all make a fun pose for no reason!" I spit my coffee all over my desk. Worth it.
@cyndis3942
@cyndis3942 2 года назад
the goddamned calculator gag gets me every single time! Florida needs a larger codpiece!
@cpforreal6992
@cpforreal6992 2 года назад
Same. Ever since strangers with candy.
@cyndis3942
@cyndis3942 2 года назад
@@cpforreal6992 I didn't know that's where it came from! That slipped under my radar somehow.
@ninjabiatch101
@ninjabiatch101 2 года назад
“The guy hearing-‘booooooooooo’” That was perfect. Lol
@brianmcmanus4690
@brianmcmanus4690 2 года назад
WELCOME BACK STEPHEN!!! LOVE AND MISSED YOU!!! CHEERS!!! 😍
@alanmcrae8594
@alanmcrae8594 2 года назад
"You smell their hair and then get back to work." LMAO
@duncancan69
@duncancan69 2 года назад
"Comedians should be the first ones cut"; I don't think she only meant parties but like lifeboats and stuff... nice!
@rainbowruler6453
@rainbowruler6453 2 года назад
I think she meant killed lmaooo
@jp-legal
@jp-legal 2 года назад
You might have guessed if there is a delta crisis that the last persons you might disinvite from your party are the fun bringers
@rhiannonrede
@rhiannonrede 2 года назад
My brother & his partner are in NY to see your show tomorrow. He is so lucky!
@canoegirl6335
@canoegirl6335 2 года назад
My dream
@virginiatyree6705
@virginiatyree6705 2 года назад
Yes, lucky, they are. v
@jewetts
@jewetts 2 года назад
@Turnip Potato Trump won a free trip to PRISON.....Dream on Trumptard
@TommyChardonneret
@TommyChardonneret 2 года назад
@Renee Minicozzi Exactly which "he" is so lucky? Do you dislike and ignore your brother or his partner? Curious way to turn a phrase.
@sassysarina9718
@sassysarina9718 2 года назад
I'm completely jealous!!!
@mlghelp2day
@mlghelp2day 2 года назад
"Okay, let's all make a fun pose for NO reason!" LOL 😆😂😂
@RLSchanneltwo
@RLSchanneltwo 2 года назад
Stephen’s physical comedy is off the chain! 😂
@mlghelp2day
@mlghelp2day 2 года назад
Yes it is! I wish he did MORE of it. I kept rewinding that part because I was LMAO!😂
@adamellis6785
@adamellis6785 2 года назад
Was anyone else waiting breathlessly to see if Stephen would strike THAT ONE POSE? You know which one I mean . . .
@toddmckintyre2064
@toddmckintyre2064 2 года назад
"newspapers" should be required to do the bare minimum of fact checking. C'mon!
@wylier
@wylier 2 года назад
they do a lot of internal fact-checking, tho. Some folks are actually paid to do it, even.
@bec7080
@bec7080 2 года назад
"could it be that even rich people don't want to waste non refundable tickets?" "No, no it can't be that"
@jeeess9979
@jeeess9979 2 года назад
I have noticed extremely wealthy people be very cheap and expect me to pay for everything
@dariushmortazavi9623
@dariushmortazavi9623 2 года назад
The sad truth is, they went not because they didn't want to waste the tickets, they went just in case there's a change of plans and they get reinvited. Or maybe Obamas see them walking down the streets and would feel bad and put them back on the list. The thing is, even with non refundable flights, airlines are giving credits for future flights if you can't go.
@damianjim2255
@damianjim2255 2 года назад
Yes Stephen is back. It felt like forever.
@laelae4580
@laelae4580 2 года назад
Felt a lot longer than 2 weeks.
@caroljo420
@caroljo420 2 года назад
He has a way of tickling my funny bone that no one else can. I think it's the intelligence behind the jokes. He's silly, but smart.
@sassysarina9718
@sassysarina9718 2 года назад
OMG. I know! I had to watch so much news and I was getting stressed to the max!
@retroblue69696
@retroblue69696 2 года назад
how sad are peoples lives that they watch this pre apocalyptical unfunny talk shows that are now straight up propaganda.
@misslanapaulford
@misslanapaulford 2 месяца назад
He should do what Jimmy Kimmel does and have someone fill In for him, someone like. John Oliver ( he only works 1 day) Trevor Noah Leslie ( from SNL) don't know her last name. Jon Stewart, he only does Mondays.
@cloyettegrant3889
@cloyettegrant3889 2 года назад
Missed you Stephen. Welcome back!!!
@ElizabethReninger
@ElizabethReninger 2 года назад
"... like Jeffrey Dahmer apologizing for not having a permit to grill." Brutal.
@SarahElisabethJoyal
@SarahElisabethJoyal 2 года назад
To be fair, grilling without a permit might actually have gotten him arrested
@peytonmarceaux8788
@peytonmarceaux8788 2 года назад
@@SarahElisabethJoyal victim
@tammy6992
@tammy6992 2 года назад
Oh my gosh I’m a Floridian Stephen you’re amazing
@mistAreads
@mistAreads 2 года назад
Stephen and staff, The news has been horrible these past few weeks. It’s been a lot to take in. But then you show back up, make me laugh, and tell me all that news again but in a easier, funnier way. Thank you so much.
@billbradskey7063
@billbradskey7063 2 года назад
This isn't news. Propaganda is the word you were looking for
@thestilesofmochrie
@thestilesofmochrie 2 года назад
@@billbradskey7063 ah yes, good ol democratic propaganda, pushing the agenda by making fun of democratic governors and democratic presidents... fool.
@jennifererickson9907
@jennifererickson9907 2 года назад
@@billbradskey7063 Imagine that? A Dem comedian giving a more accurate news report than Republican State News darlin' Tucker "Propaganda" Carlson.
@Surge1077
@Surge1077 2 года назад
@@billbradskey7063 It's a safe bet Colbert presented way more truth than you would ever get from that turkey who went to Turkey.
@trisho.8331
@trisho.8331 2 года назад
@mistAreads. Well said!! I was already experiencing an existential crisis and only Stephen Colbert can quell my anxieties. Still, I’m happy he and Evie took a well deserved break. If only I could, but the pandemic of the unvaccinated has prevented me from taking one yet.
@michaelwaller342
@michaelwaller342 2 года назад
Love that John dinking the piano when Stephen drops his "props" off screen is back!!!
@uriahheep5665
@uriahheep5665 2 года назад
Illusions need soundtracks.
@papwithanhatchet902
@papwithanhatchet902 2 года назад
Plinking. Dinking is several other things, none of which mean what you think it does. Made me laugh, though!
@cyndis3942
@cyndis3942 2 года назад
yes!! I missed that too!!!
@MooYum
@MooYum 2 года назад
Was at this taping yesterday. Jon first missed that cue and they redid b/c those sound fx are THAT important and that funny!
@ealpert33
@ealpert33 2 года назад
@@MooYum Ah! I didn't know those are re-taped!
@jazzdirt
@jazzdirt 2 года назад
Australia on fire, Greece on fire, Turkey on fire.... Humanity:"It'll be fine" ... In Greece they had to evacuate entire islands, because they ran out of fire-planes.. Humanity:"It'll be fine".... My faith in humanity just took a nosedive... again..
@Rig0r_M0rtis
@Rig0r_M0rtis 2 года назад
Well it seems humanity can go without Greece or Turkey...
@kyarbrough100
@kyarbrough100 2 года назад
I’ve watched this monologue four times since it posted last night. So freaking funny.
@ekdaufin1485
@ekdaufin1485 2 года назад
Jeffrey Damer line...priceless. And thank you for the “that’s not what you are accused of” regarding Cuomo. 🙄
@Indras25
@Indras25 2 года назад
Glad to have you back, Stephen!
@zadescrivner
@zadescrivner 2 года назад
Amen!
@Fatdecember
@Fatdecember 2 года назад
Yeah…..cause we need more propaganda of orange man bad with unfunny liberal humor.
@nilanjanabhattacharjee8266
@nilanjanabhattacharjee8266 2 года назад
'ill scale me back to room for you' omg I'm in bits 🤣🤣🤣
@Chibiko
@Chibiko 2 года назад
I lawled when the editors cropped his leg and can't stop thinking "That alabaster leg" 😆
@mikenoble91
@mikenoble91 2 года назад
I am so glad to hear Jon Batiste singing the musical intros! I was looking forward to this when Stephen was in the storage room studio.
@mindurownbiz8857
@mindurownbiz8857 2 года назад
I also thought the one singing in the intro was Jon Baptiste, but as I watched the intro again, turns out it's the guitar player who's singing. Don't know his name, but he has a great voice!
@ammaleslie509
@ammaleslie509 Год назад
That's Louis Cato singing. I'm here from the future to say that he became the leader of the late show band after Jon Batiste left the show (for various personal reasons) in the fall of 2022.
@gloriaperez7136
@gloriaperez7136 2 года назад
Anyone else think "Stephen is going to have a Field Day with this" while watching Cuomo making his public statement? LOL!
@keksi6844
@keksi6844 2 года назад
Yeah he went from Cuomosexual to Cuomo Who?
@MTMF.london
@MTMF.london 2 года назад
@@keksi6844 You are too funny.
@CulturalOasis
@CulturalOasis 2 года назад
Oh most definitely! Though he definitely deserves to be made fun of!
@Crazy1Girl1Riders
@Crazy1Girl1Riders 2 года назад
I find it kinda sad actually, in the caribean we salute people with a kiss to the cheek also. Everyone from kids to elderly. I would find it awful that our culture would be scrutinize like that.
@stefanvandestaak6554
@stefanvandestaak6554 2 года назад
@@Crazy1Girl1Riders totaly agree, I’m all for the obvious ‘metoo’ cases, as in taking action against sexual harassment. On this one I actually cringe at this seemingly extremely prude reaction. Only fake air kisses from now on?! Bbbleghhhh..
@vizual1one
@vizual1one 2 года назад
"There's bad, then there's Florida!" Truth!
@ranelgallardo7031
@ranelgallardo7031 2 года назад
Texas is also a weird news state
@omegachuy
@omegachuy 2 года назад
Desantis need to be put on a brain ventilator.
@Kaboomboo
@Kaboomboo 2 года назад
Yeah everyone's fleeing red states because of their draconian, stifling laws. wait.....
@omegachuy
@omegachuy 2 года назад
@JESSIE JAMES im sorry did i trigger you. Aww poor snowflake has his feelings hurt.
@randomname5706
@randomname5706 2 года назад
I read this the exact same time he said it and I'm lmao
@robertahubert9155
@robertahubert9155 2 года назад
I knew the people in Florida had brain damage when they acquitted Casey Anthony
@LD86
@LD86 2 года назад
They are paying for their stupidity now.
@toad4ever103
@toad4ever103 2 года назад
Wow. That's a flashback.
@Hollins23
@Hollins23 2 года назад
That was such a sad case.
@kenna163
@kenna163 2 года назад
To be fair they acquitted her for first degree murder which the prosecution was stupid enough to pursue. The jury still thought she was guilty
@toad4ever103
@toad4ever103 2 года назад
@@patrickm8894 Who are you to say that? A trumpie I suppose.
@brownkemosabe
@brownkemosabe 2 года назад
As a bluesman, I have mixed feelings about this 'Delta Blues' segment. That Muddy Waters pun was right on point, Stephen.
@cyndis3942
@cyndis3942 2 года назад
Christopher Titus did a song about the Delta Blues too
@ValerieJNorse
@ValerieJNorse 2 года назад
Karan Gera -- And a good Robert Johnson reference!
@LindaLopez-uo5bt
@LindaLopez-uo5bt 2 года назад
Too soon ?
@brownkemosabe
@brownkemosabe 2 года назад
@@ValerieJNorse Hellhounds on my trail.
@ValerieJNorse
@ValerieJNorse 2 года назад
@@brownkemosabe -- I don't understand that reference!!!
@revkaelenelord
@revkaelenelord 2 года назад
👏👏👏👏You still have it, Stephen!
@tairneanaich
@tairneanaich 2 года назад
I love when he puts up an image and doesn‘t even get to the name before the entire crowd boos as one
@TheInkPitOx
@TheInkPitOx 2 года назад
What sucks is how he now says "pause for booing". It's funnier when he doesn't point out his prompter.
@edstirling
@edstirling 2 года назад
yes let the hate flow through you. be seduced by the dark side.
@channingdeadnight
@channingdeadnight 2 года назад
Please, please just give me those few extra breaths so can tell them. Just a few more moments before my intubation. Please, I promise that if you give me just a few more moments, I promise that I will have the energy to speak. Please before I'm intubated I just need a few more moments to get the energy to tell them I love them. Please just a minute, I promise that If you give me just a minute, I can get the energy to say goodbye. Please no. All I need is just a few more seconds. I just want to tell them that I love them. Please stop, I just need a couple more seconds.
@EvieDoesYouTube
@EvieDoesYouTube 2 года назад
@Isaac Suarez Try throwing yourself on the floor in public and screaming "you're not the boss of me", maybe then people will respect your opinions.
@rickDArula
@rickDArula 2 года назад
@@EvieDoesRU-vid lmao Obama the biggest hypocrite. He has Black privileges as the first black president. No one dare question the first black president
@mlghelp2day
@mlghelp2day 2 года назад
Stephen, we missed you so so much! Welcome back! Welcome back everybody! Wooooohooooo! 😄🥳👏❤❤❤
@uosdwiSrdewoH
@uosdwiSrdewoH 2 года назад
Maybe it's just seeing him after what felt like 3 months break but Stephen looks great. Really nice suit, healthy. I'm coming off as weird, aren't I?
@ytisfinggarbagenow8028
@ytisfinggarbagenow8028 2 года назад
Nah, it's ok bruh. I have the same feeling :)
@papwithanhatchet902
@papwithanhatchet902 2 года назад
Yes. Yes, you are.
@papwithanhatchet902
@papwithanhatchet902 2 года назад
But I didn’t say you’re wrong.
@dkayflowers79
@dkayflowers79 2 года назад
Ewww weirdo alert 🚨 😂
@HansHenderson
@HansHenderson 2 года назад
We missed him terribly it's true
@timothydavis9181
@timothydavis9181 2 года назад
Steven takes too much time off. I look forward to his monologs. Besides being the funniest comedian I regularly watch, he's my "break it to me gently" source of news. Regular news is just too much.
@sassysarina9718
@sassysarina9718 2 года назад
Agreed
@kokopellicrazy
@kokopellicrazy 2 года назад
They didn’t want to compete against the Olympics.
@dannyp8503
@dannyp8503 2 года назад
Saying he's a comedian is a bit much.
@sailtheplains
@sailtheplains 2 года назад
"Either you're HUGE fans of Florida or you're not. I can't tell."
@NewMessage
@NewMessage 2 года назад
I'm ashamed to say I thought all of Martha's Vineyard was owned by Martha Stewart until... well... until I was way too old.
@lanapowell
@lanapowell 2 года назад
I just thought that it made sense that the Presidents always went and stayed with the quintessential American hostess.
@magickmoi1261
@magickmoi1261 2 года назад
LOL 😂 I have no idea who Martha was, do you?
@katla_phc
@katla_phc 2 года назад
You are not alone in this thought
@hazelistheworst
@hazelistheworst 2 года назад
Oh, thank God that wasn't just a me thing
@nadiavoun7137
@nadiavoun7137 2 года назад
Same same.
@danimation88
@danimation88 2 года назад
Looks at Stephen's legs in the photo. "THE BEACONS OF MINAS TIRITH ARE LIT!! GONDOR CALLS FOR AID!!"
@pacmanshooter247
@pacmanshooter247 2 года назад
AND ROHAN WILL ANSWER!
@gamepapa1211
@gamepapa1211 2 года назад
If there is a Comment of the Week segment on the show, this should win it because OH MY GOD!
@Javierm0n0
@Javierm0n0 2 года назад
🤣😭🤣
@JacWarner
@JacWarner 2 года назад
Oh very good.
@selisamajor9122
@selisamajor9122 2 года назад
Ride on 🐴🐴
@tomgbghva347
@tomgbghva347 2 года назад
"Caveman DeSantis" love it!!!
@kindsprit4039
@kindsprit4039 2 года назад
Stephen on the adding with his knuckles is 1 of my favorite things to watch!!
@kindsprit4039
@kindsprit4039 2 года назад
I’ll now add…elbows, wrists and wide sweeps! Lol
@Wesmin
@Wesmin 2 года назад
Can't go wrong with a Blues themed segment opening. I'm continually impressed with Stay Human.
@maureensurdez7841
@maureensurdez7841 2 года назад
Stay human just keeps evolving in complexity and soul scratching good itch.
@francesduty8950
@francesduty8950 2 года назад
Thank God you are back , I was going nuts without your humor.
@northernwildshewolf1729
@northernwildshewolf1729 2 года назад
True dat! We so need humor to get through the burning of our planet and democracy.
@thomasalvarez6456
@thomasalvarez6456 2 года назад
Are you real accounts? It’s not even humour, it’s corporate approved safe for work messages disguised as humour. You need to switch off the TV.
@jeffnduran
@jeffnduran 2 года назад
Going nuts without this guy? Don't you have anything of substance going on in your life?
@AleXand4life
@AleXand4life 2 года назад
@@saaaahduuuuude1228 Yet you're here.
@rabbit251
@rabbit251 2 года назад
Florida has a population of 20 million, about the same as greater Tokyo (where I currently live). Florida is averaging 10,000 new cases daily, Tokyo hit a high of 4,000. Oh, one big difference is that Tokyo is tightly packed city and Floridians are spread out literally all over the place.
@sassysarina9718
@sassysarina9718 2 года назад
Wow! I didn't realize that!
@pauline1279
@pauline1279 2 года назад
Love that he used a Clapton tune. Subtle jab, in the arm.
@UncleRicoOSU
@UncleRicoOSU 2 года назад
Except he got the subtle jab in the arm...
@shauniebnaturalista6672
@shauniebnaturalista6672 2 года назад
WE MISSED YOU, STEPHEN!!!💕
@GPS379
@GPS379 2 года назад
in 2 weeks i aged 20 years without you crying with joy
@tiffbeevachou108
@tiffbeevachou108 2 года назад
How long until Deathsantis asks for help like Abbott is doing in Texas right now?
@meredithparvin5611
@meredithparvin5611 2 года назад
Sitting in Tallahassee Florida and loving the energy the rest of the nation has for Floridians.
@bluntrapture
@bluntrapture 2 года назад
Pity?
@meredithparvin5611
@meredithparvin5611 2 года назад
They feel more than just pity. The people I meet from Florida here are mostly strange. They give you reason to believe the stories on the news that start with "Florida Man/Women..." are not exaggerating.
@NewMessage
@NewMessage 2 года назад
"Dr. Larry Brilliant" sounds like a character on an Adult Swim animated show that Stephen would do the voice for.
@88cameras
@88cameras 2 года назад
why not Dr. Larry David? 🤣🤣🤣
@toku6826
@toku6826 2 года назад
Sounds like an SCP doctor who argues with Dr. Bright.
@danieljob3184
@danieljob3184 2 года назад
Sounds like an AGU version of Dexter's Laboratory!? No, wait - that's the Big Bang Theory!
@melissasaint3283
@melissasaint3283 2 года назад
My favorite was Myron Reducto!
@toughtittypdiddy4634
@toughtittypdiddy4634 2 года назад
He looks straight out of a Tim and Eric show...
@JulieStJohn-jb4cy
@JulieStJohn-jb4cy 2 года назад
I missed you and your silliness and your joking around SO MUCH, Mr. Stephen Colbert! lol you had me cracking up again. 😂
@terikronberg8291
@terikronberg8291 2 года назад
The posing for no reason part cracked me up.
@vaniset
@vaniset 2 года назад
Adore this guy. Very entertaining to watch
@vash121086
@vash121086 2 года назад
Glad you're back and you came flying out with funny jokes that I've been waiting patiently for. Hope you had a fantastic two weeks off.
@elanacurl
@elanacurl 2 года назад
You sir, brighten my life with laughter and facts! 🤨
@ctbt1832
@ctbt1832 2 года назад
As far as the Florida governor he need to be voted out of office along with Texas and Georgia governors
@rebeccaelle135
@rebeccaelle135 2 года назад
Glad your back. I took a break while news amd life were difficult… thanksnfor being back to bring smiles again
@sarahbousfield3387
@sarahbousfield3387 2 года назад
And yet, as a Floridian, the amount of tourists here still is insane. If people stayed away from the state maybe our idiot governor would actually have to do something and not actively try to kill off his constituents.
@uriahheep5665
@uriahheep5665 2 года назад
Hey! Hes trying to kill off tourists, too! It's only fair, they came for this.....It's not all about constituents!
@goandychurch
@goandychurch 2 года назад
Do his loyalists believe his blaming migrants from the 1000 mile away border?
@whatabouttheearth
@whatabouttheearth 2 года назад
Branson Missouri has tons of tourist (of course not as many as Florida) none of which wear masks ever.
@dday9433
@dday9433 2 года назад
Well (anecdotally), my vaccinated parents have delayed their trip down solely because of the governor's ridiculous handling of Covid. I truly wish we could ban traveling to/from FL and TX, but those governors seem determined to make everyone suffer the consequences of their poor decisions.
@jackgoff6043
@jackgoff6043 2 года назад
Like Cuomo in New York princess?
@Laurgal5
@Laurgal5 2 года назад
We MISSED you, Stephen and cohorts!!! ❤️
@jenkinseric2
@jenkinseric2 2 года назад
Your dealing with the party is so much fun, so unlike the majority of "information" on media. thank you from Canada
@loranelizabeth9148
@loranelizabeth9148 2 года назад
Sure missed you…and Seth. So glad you are back!!
@cherlyn1221
@cherlyn1221 2 года назад
It has got to be a law, Colbert is not allowed to take a vacation and desert us fans! Just kidding. He deserves a break, but is very much missed when not here. We love you, Colbert!
@demons27
@demons27 2 года назад
Especially when we're left with Jimmy Fallon of all people.
@ZacharylovesU
@ZacharylovesU 2 года назад
Ughhh gross
@Chillvibesguy29
@Chillvibesguy29 2 года назад
So its ok to party but we cant? Got it
@NewMessage
@NewMessage 2 года назад
Oh, they're back.. it'll be nice to feel sane again for a while.
@notsure1969
@notsure1969 2 года назад
I was having withdrawals.
@Hollins23
@Hollins23 2 года назад
You probably won't ever know that feeling.
@telectronix1368
@telectronix1368 2 года назад
@You can't handle the truth Jeez, you love your drama eyeshades, don't ya?
@erinurbanus1858
@erinurbanus1858 2 года назад
If that were really an "Italian thing" I'd be avoiding all Italians. No touchy, especially my face. No touchy my face.
@tedmich
@tedmich 2 года назад
Loved the monologue but damn I wanted to hear all of that Crossroads!!
@Downloadeodeo
@Downloadeodeo 2 года назад
Whew! There he is! Well, that's a load off MY mind.
@rgwak
@rgwak 2 года назад
Delta: "Wow, we sure got unlucky with this variant's name." Corona Beer: "Oh, do go on! 🙄 "
@MravacKid
@MravacKid 2 года назад
I dunno, Corona beer seems to be quite popular lately. :)
@supergluehotty
@supergluehotty 2 года назад
The spirit variant is gonna be the real shits if were honest.
@northernwildshewolf1729
@northernwildshewolf1729 2 года назад
Unlike beer the Delta is stronger and darker. Not corona light. Please ban Florida we deserve it. Once the vaccine came out my fellow Floridians got even stupider by pulling masks off after NOT getting vaccinated. I stoped going out because I fear catching STUPID
@TimestampGuy2020
@TimestampGuy2020 2 года назад
@@AndiDuck 🔥🔥 *BURN!* Kelso voice
@TimestampGuy2020
@TimestampGuy2020 2 года назад
@@DomesticTerrorist EVERYBODY WAS KUNG FLU FIGHTING
@ofsinope
@ofsinope 2 года назад
Jon: OK guys we are doing an intro song for a bit called "Delta Blues" so--- Guitarist: I HAVE BEEN TRAINING FOR THIS MOMENT MY ENTIRE LIFE
@chriskriskovic5914
@chriskriskovic5914 2 года назад
Stephen says Jon sold his soul for the song earlier in the bit and the band plays “Crossroads” to commercial. Nicely done.
@justcallmedom6655
@justcallmedom6655 2 года назад
"Muddy Waters" I get it... because Muddy Waters is probably the most famous Delta Blues artist. Good one Stephen.
@fredfreeman2515
@fredfreeman2515 2 года назад
That wasn’t a Muddy Waters song. It was a Robert Johnson song. But if you were just talking about him saying Muddy Waters, then fine. But there were two Delta blues singers than were mentioned, one by name and the other by song.
@harrymills2770
@harrymills2770 2 года назад
Muddy was the father of Chicago Blues, not delta blues.
@harrymills2770
@harrymills2770 2 года назад
@@fredfreeman2515 "Crossroads" is definitely Robert Johnson. But they basically played Cream's version of it.
@fredfreeman2515
@fredfreeman2515 2 года назад
@@harrymills2770 kinda hard for an entire band to play Robert Johnson’s Crossroads. You know, since he played by himself with just an acoustic guitar.
@dalleponken2564
@dalleponken2564 2 года назад
John's little nod there😄 he's looks so pleased with himself😄
@kayerin5749
@kayerin5749 2 года назад
As Well He should!!!
@lillyanderson3623
@lillyanderson3623 2 года назад
@@kayerin5749 Agreed!
@davemoss36
@davemoss36 2 года назад
Great episode, awesome tune.
@JokesInBase13
@JokesInBase13 2 года назад
I think it's great that Stephen is optimistic enough to believe we'll all still exist in 3 years....
@darknarmed
@darknarmed 2 года назад
No Covid on Martha's Vinyard.😉😆
@DrakenBlackknight
@DrakenBlackknight 2 года назад
You can't take any time off. The world goes nuts when you do.
@Tonyhouse1168
@Tonyhouse1168 2 года назад
And when he doesn’t. It’s just worse when he’s not here to tell us about it.
@roguedogx
@roguedogx 2 года назад
that's not fair to him. also, does retiring count as a permanent time off? because if so, that's not great.
@aliveandrew96
@aliveandrew96 2 года назад
No it doesn't
@user-qn8rn3op9i
@user-qn8rn3op9i 2 года назад
Why is usa a brainwashed regime
@retroblue69696
@retroblue69696 2 года назад
believe me in the real world people dont go nuts, because no one in the real world watches this shit anymore.
@DavidBagga
@DavidBagga 2 года назад
The one true 🐐 Stephen Colbert is back. Let’s Gooo!
@oldschooloc2110
@oldschooloc2110 2 года назад
This now my favorite episode!
@trisho.8331
@trisho.8331 2 года назад
SO happy to have Stephen back from a well deserved vacation. 🥳👍❤️
@medievalkite
@medievalkite 2 года назад
I was starting to feel like I'd never get the show back again, whew! So happy to watch, as always :D
@dens7777777
@dens7777777 2 года назад
Dude, the Forth Wave is gonna be epic. I gotta grab my board and head to Florida!!!
@virginiatyree6705
@virginiatyree6705 2 года назад
Welcome back! You were missed. Thanks for posting. v
@fimbulsummer
@fimbulsummer 2 года назад
Yeah, I'm gonna need you to go ahead and get me a whole album of those Delta Blues... it's talking to me.
@peterdollard853
@peterdollard853 2 года назад
Royalty Check to Robert Johnson or Charlie Patton
@lw3269
@lw3269 2 года назад
Glad you're back. I am now fully convinced that you and Seth Meyers conspire to go on vacation at exactly the same time. Always.
@TimestampGuy2020
@TimestampGuy2020 2 года назад
Right!
@missg.5940
@missg.5940 2 года назад
And don’t ever do it again!
@misslanapaulford
@misslanapaulford 2 года назад
It All 4 of them. Stephen, Seth, Jimmy K and Jimmy F. They all go at the same time ⏲ it bugs me that Seth only does Monday to Thursday he lives in New York 😒
@cinephile1712
@cinephile1712 2 года назад
As a Bostonian, I can confirm that the Boston Herald’s a total joke. Use the term “newspaper” loosely 🤣
@cinephile1712
@cinephile1712 2 года назад
@You believe the Liberal media? LoL what the hell are you even talking about? The Herald’s for idiots.
@AkaimaruSama
@AkaimaruSama 2 года назад
They are sadly killing their base. I am a liberal but I find it heartbreaking
@adamakoroma1611
@adamakoroma1611 2 года назад
You sir are a rear gem. Some people will take offense to being cut and not care about the reason, you are exceptional 👍👍.
@Paulabird7
@Paulabird7 2 года назад
Finally back! Today I just wondered if I was depressed because your show was off the air so long. Sooooo happy the show is back!
@uriahheep5665
@uriahheep5665 2 года назад
Back to work same time I'm back to work. I get to start missing again....
@HansHenderson
@HansHenderson 2 года назад
Oh man, he sure recharged those batteries! That Pompeii bit had real Steve Martin energy there...
@RehanAwais
@RehanAwais 2 года назад
12:49 that random laughter from audience made my day 😂
@katevoorheis5295
@katevoorheis5295 2 года назад
"Oh I've missed you, vodka hands." XD
@autumbreeze1129
@autumbreeze1129 2 года назад
The Daily Mail not fact-checking before posting a news report because they didn't want to bother doing their research? So, what else is new?
@kitphoenix9204
@kitphoenix9204 2 года назад
Typical Daily Mail
@cal8809
@cal8809 2 года назад
Holy shit. "Vodka hands" got me.
@summerlea06
@summerlea06 2 года назад
Same 😂😅
@sassysarina9718
@sassysarina9718 2 года назад
Me too!!!
@cronistamundano8189
@cronistamundano8189 2 года назад
man if kissing one cheek is already being considered harassing (btw thats how it goes in italy) imagine here in Brasil where we kiss twice and in some parts of the country, three times. We do the gesture even with our masks on. I have a lot of stories about displays of affection that are harmless in Brasil being misunderstood in other parts of the world.
@sassysarina9718
@sassysarina9718 2 года назад
The point was that was not the point. He only addressed that issue, not the real issues.
@cronistamundano8189
@cronistamundano8189 2 года назад
@@sassysarina9718 i got that. But we brasillians think it is odd how some europeans and yanks dont confraternize as we do.
@geoffpulham5032
@geoffpulham5032 2 года назад
The volcano gag was classic lol.
@obcl8569
@obcl8569 2 года назад
First Seth, now Stephen! What a feast of an evening after a 2week famine! Phew. Don't leave again for a bit, deal?
@fatfreddyscat5767
@fatfreddyscat5767 2 года назад
Damn Olympics caused that.
@uriahheep5665
@uriahheep5665 2 года назад
@@fatfreddyscat5767 O. Limp. Whut again? I LOVE 💘 FAT FREDDY'S CAT!!! FUNNIER THAN COLBERT, SETH OR DeSantis....
@felwinter7883
@felwinter7883 2 года назад
Oh no, do you need to get your confirmation bias of sensationalized liberal rhetoric?
@johnnyballenatl
@johnnyballenatl 2 года назад
@@fatfreddyscat5767 Yeah, all of the late nighters were in reruns for two weeks due to the Olympics.
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