Gene:"Darn it all said Mr. Tex. My marriage has a dreadful hex. My wife will because my ex if she don't stop demanding-" Patti: My best friend Rex. Others: *Laugh and clap* Me: *Laughing hard*
He was off directing a play at the time. Gary sat in his spot for a few months while he was away. But if Brett had given Patti's answer, trust me. Charles would have made a big to-do about it being rotten.
Not a limerick but a funny quatrain. Patti's answer was funny! but sex IS the definitive answer perhaps. Re: Leslie's hair...some folks start going gray in their teens and twenties. Maybe he was one of them.