Mating with Everything that Moves in Stellaris 

Now, we only need EU4, Vic2 and HoI4

Your *GOING* to make this a series

Yeah, I'm not even subbed and it keeps giving me the polls

opposite of inbred only challenge.

lol literaly just alabama

And if it doesn't move, you can move it yourself...

Come get me sky daddy

not my joke but Zeus to Ares: YOU ARE NOT MY SON! Ares: Bet you dont get to say that often.

@TheHobbitMonster tbh i dont think zeus would give a damn xd

@TheHobbitMonster He would probably be even more into it the bastard.

The difference is he didn't give anyone a choice.

@@SirDankleberry actually he did. Smash or get game overed.

Zarathustra Dynamite Or Captain Kirk.

We'll bang, OK?

@@petesperandio Dammit, you beat me to it.

*claps*

I'am scared that so many people had the same idea

@DEVIN POHL the turns have tabled!

waitaminute...

I N C O R R E C T

CDT Gaming Their souls belong to Slaanesh now...

@@lessthanstellar561 *melancholy of no luigi*

You don't understand, it was our combined minds that made him do it when we forced him via mind power

@@cursedfate838 we just lost control when he made this video

“War crimes are fine as long as you win the war.” -United States

yesssss

I'm Garrus Vakarian, and this is my rectum.

AUTISMUS MAXIMUS alright Eliot

faction should have been named The Beta Uprising Capital world /r9k/

"Mi'lady."

And instead of senators its niceguys "Vote Jeff your next niceguy"

not /r9k/

The funny part is how weirded out he gets by it

Yes yes 🙌

Hahaha

@@Steve-dm3qx Oh yesss

We have learned from the fall of the Eldar

These guys may be incels, but they're not NTR cucks. Vanilla or nothing.

@@combativeThinker TOMBOY OR NOTHING.

If elves were real i would probably try to marry one and have kids with an elven woman. There is something so nice about elven ears that i really like.

@Derren Aalis How do you know that I would like nibble on their ears while fuccing her from the side???

@Derren Aalis I hope that with genetic engineering we humans could achieve our dreams and all have beautiful pointy ears...

@Derren Aalis Why more livers, when genetic engineering reaches a certain point we might design an entirely new organ to replace a liver that would be far more resistant and efficient. Our body is really bad when it comes to being efficient (for example nerve that controls our face actually doesn't connect to brain directly,instead it goes down the neck underneath the lung tube things and back through the neck only to connect to the face nerves. That's one example. You can look it up I think and you will see just how many body parts are just really inefficient and wasteful. if we designed a human body and made it flawless (in cooling, nutrient distribution, regent speed, better immune system, etc) We could possible end up with a human that could handle just about anything

Even run 10 kilometres straight if need be

Ewww NPC trash REEEEEEEE /s

GET OUT NORMIE!

@Jasper Atkinson ŔŘĖĘĚĔƏÈÉÊËĒ

YEET THAT OUT OF THE WINDOW

Crew's origin is planet /pol/

Spoken like a true incel.

Getting a bit too real with incel tactics there...

@@itsonlyafleshwound9024 lmao; if it works then it works.

interstellar rape

The r@pe of Africa except it's the entire galaxy

Underrated comment from our lord and savior.

holy shit he's here

Ok boomer

Start with /d/, then slowly work your way through all the adult boards.

No 8==D

@Иван Распутин /d/ is for degenerates

@@Sir_Bucket /d/addysgirl

*Points to the *Rule book of the imperium with armored Emperor's gaurd hand.* It says here that it's, HERESY

Big E never said you can't bang space elfs or space comunists

BURN WITH HOLY FIRE!!!!

Sees Tau: Heresy... Sees Eldar: Heresy... Sees Chaos: Heresy... Sees Incel:Heres... aaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

hue hue Big E was trynna make the human webway to more easily access big tiddy eldar gf’s

Is it an adult game or a comedy game?

@@endlessboardgame985 Both

@@endlessboardgame985 not a game yet 2021 boys

He doesnt know that there is refugees, of that half of his speciees have nothing to do with xenocompatibility, they are just gen modified elsewhere, and you ask about getting the right traits.

Well, they are traditional, so they do have one "good" trait.

L L Are you a Necron?

Looks like it's goblin time

666th like :3

Male human in tyranid

There are sex mods for stellaris ? Nevermind i don't want to know.

@@Lunamana Is there a game without sexmods?

@@Lunamana of course there are. Nothing grand, just some sex traits, portraits, events etc. They are fun as fuck tho and that shitty piece of trash needs any help it can get.

@@Canaris3now if only I had a computer capable of running the game.

Canaris sexmods? You have my upmost attention

ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-2ldEk4MLAQM.html

Potential girlfriend: "So what do you do?" @@Valefisk : *thinking frantically about possible answers* a) "I make incest videos in video games!" b) "I make war-crime videos in video games!" c) "I make incest war-crime videos in video games!" *Valefisk runs away*

@@Valefisk just for one instant, one instant...I thought that was you and I was deeply disturbed. I've always pictured you with a neck, y'know? But then my brain caught up and everything was fine.

Or BF

The Prime D-rective

@@Killzoneguy117 i have never been so offended by something i agree with so much

but stellaris is the best gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaameeee

but stellaris is the best gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaameeee

but stellaris is the best gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaameeee

I get what you mean I personally recommend just trying a few playstyles there is probably one you will like

Trust me when I say it gets really hilarious when you switch to a genocidal empire when you tried to be pacifist and then commit every war crime possible just because an ungly xeno insulted you

/r9k/ would have worked better imo

/d/, you mean.

r/braincel is their current nesting ground. Warning to anyone curious enough to visit the sub, the place is a cesspool of degeneracy

nem tudom I say the homeworld should have been named "Eye of Terror" and the system "The Immaterium".

I dont get the reference

He has committed so many war crimes that not even the Geneva convention could add new rules of war to stop him from doing more crimes.

Yeah the warcrimes are almost on call me Kevin playing Sims Level, and that's SAYING something

Matics 45 THIS QUIET OFFENDS SLAANESH, THINGS SHALL GET LOUD NOW!

Having sex with every race you can find with the end goal being the perfect blend of species with no flaws.... excess the leads to perfection, it's almost like they were designed by she who thirsts herself

HERESY!!!!!!!!

Germany: "First time?"

D-fencive

Who said they had to move? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

@@lucastark1784 get animate undead with the magical secrets ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

@@bonogiamboni4830 The ultimate necromancy technique.

@@lucastark1784 that has to be a real thing in some dnd book sounds very dark elf or dark eldar

I shall seduce the dragon! And that's the story of John Dragonfucker, bard extraordinare.

"Should have", you illiterate penguin.

M E Go easy on him, he is a penguin afterall

chad imperium is a reference to tts 40k, isn't it?

Its called irony.

No, see, every moment not spent making sweet love to their hot alien waifu goes against their natural desire. They are involuntarily celibate so they seek to remedy that ASAP.

Incel detected

@@Chronically_ChiII snowflake detected

hmm.. how is that a snowflake? Do you even know what the word means? Do you just throw the word out as a buzzword? 🤔

He only pretends not to know to hide his power level

funny thing is, i recorded that video with spiff in like january. It's just never been edited.

OH NO, *NICE GUYS*

Alex IsHereNowToSpewNonsense take my Fricking like and leave

@@janfloresrodrigues624 👍 Already half way out of the door

Alex you mean your doing it to the door

@@amuzakused118 Through the peephole. Everyone in my apartment building is mortified..

Just tell them you were using a hammer

THE TITAN FLAMER

Lol lebesborn intensifies.