Matrix Resurrections Review | Cumtown 

I often wonder what it's like to be a straight man

Even the director didn't want to make the movie. That says it all.

"Internet, do ya thing."

Most hilarious part of the movie was when Neo won a game award and immediately tried to off himself.

btw morpheus died in matrix online

The Jeremy Jahns thumbnail

"I don't understand what the emotions are" We're not really talking about The Matrix here, are we Nick.

Where the fuck is the robo Batman showgirls 2

Stav: this one time I was high. Cool story bro.

Ima doomer ima coomer ima midnight zoomer

obviously agent smith is judas.

ngl i absolutely adore matrix resurrections. love it.

crazy that nick thinks he’s so smart but cant pick up on the very obvious commentary that resurrections is using

they have to take all our heroes and destroy them. they cannot create anything and they have to get rid of real heroes because they make them look bad, because they are bad, they are bad people. they killed luke skywalker...

Thank god stavros isn’t in the show anymore