Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast Ep. 162 - The Tesseract [Jan. 5, 2020] 

Shane giving back his Christmas presents is the most insane shit I've ever heard

“This is one wrinkle of the infinity of my mind. don’t ever try to reduce me to some fucking bullshit dude.” -Shaman

Billy and spud are fucking jokers man I love them 😂

Imagining Shane wearing the gaming shirt at 30 has me dying

Yo Matt’s a real one for not standing for Shane disrespecting Joan. Absolute brat.

I paused my game for this

Here's how wonderful It's A Wonderful Life is: In 10th grade I skipped school with friend. Got caught, grounded from video games for multiple months...over Christmas. And that year, I got Assassin's Creed 2. So, the family watched that movie Christmas Eve, and my Dad was so moved by the film, he temporarily paused my grounding and let me and my brother play AC 2 Christmas Day.

Shane is the man but I will fight him on sight for trashing Its a Wonderful Life

Shout out to the dawgz dude, pour one out

Shane is a dark shaman

Shane should wear the gaming t shirt under that ND button down, with the gay zipper boots, on stage every time he performs 😂 Also, the button down should be unbuttoned to show off the game shirt

26:23 Matt talking about deep sea exploration. The shaman can channel the future.

Stanley Krippner is the scientist who studied dream telepathy. Science in the spirit of the 60s... LSD and all

Old cast > new new

Instant thumbs up for Spud/Billy call

Damn shane. Act like you grew up poor like everyone else and pretend you love everything you get. I remember telling my grandma i didnt want my birthday present of a vhs copy of the little rascals. Its haunted me for years. I was such a fool. It was a great movie.

Never thought I would hear about Schopenhauer on this podcast. This podcasts never disapoints!

"I was taking videos of Iran, having a blast"

444th like doggie, the stars have aligned

Matt knowing what a hot-rail is makes me lul lol

Wrecked my bike to this yesterday

I miss this type of shit from them

50:04 "Proud Bois". Matt was lightning fast with that one

Been spending my rumschpringe crushing podcasts having the time of my life, then I come across this shit. WTF?!

I'm your guitar center plug. Hmu shaman

Ngl I miss the wicky wawa intro music BUT it's sooo nice not having the loud af outro. Every once in awhile I wouldn't be able to reach the pause button and I'd get blasted.

Spud an billy argue over a shittie mic is too fawking funny lmfao whole Shane’s quite

Love how Billy and spud are laughing while in a “fight” it’s so relatable to my friend group it’s awesome

1:11:30 - ignorant Ebonics lmfao

Almost just crashed my fucking car from the “I paused my game to be here story” Jesus lmfao

ive been on the lookout for Matt making fun of Christmas music and doing a parody of one and I hope it’s this episode I’ll update

Cant shame big Phil for crying at the end of Its a Wonderful Life. Im younger than Shane and that movie makes me cry almost everytime.

Neba-chu-zar

Kendrick is trash

Crazy to hear Matt mention the SSPX. Details are a little off, though, haha

29:28 Come on, give it up

Last 10~15 minutes has some truth

Dat Nu-nu Reich.

12:54 t Shirt

Those shirts from mom hurt the worst. It's like the brutal honesty of a kid but instead coming from out of touch boomers.

12:55

It's a wonderful life is awful

Chimps on an island, some bro that brings them bananas 🍌 everyday. Just a nug from a smokefest!

Shaman Matt, please send positive vibes my way the next time you’re on the Elliptical lead dawg 🧙‍♀️🪄🫶

Ne-Yo nazis was hilarious 1:06:27

Any other Scotties out there? Got my camo shorts and I Beat Anorexia shirt on. Bout to crack a Monster and take a brisk walk to DG for more monsters

Technically in Shane’s dream they were presented with an obstacle, which in a way they had to deal with “elephant in the room” that’s a win for the shaman lol

i love the phonecalls on the old cast