Matt wasn’t so far off. Birds are dinosaurs. Full stop. Reptiles aren’t actually a proper scientific classification (ie, it’s paraphyletic) hence the confusion, sort of like tomatoes being fruit, using a scientific classification but generally we think of food using culinary classifications. Birds are dinosaurs which is essentially that quality we’re trying to point towards when we use the word reptile. So birds aren’t reptiles but he’s not so far off. That said calling birds mammals is absolutely hilarious.
Wipes are better than my method. I get a reasonably sturdy roll around my fingers then run it under the sink which I've left barely on with a warm stream, just enough to dampen the first few layers of tissue. Then....I wipe my ass. I go in dry first though! I do the dirty work dry, THEN I use the method to clean it all up. Hashtag gross. 🤗⭐💓👊🏻✌