Matt Rife: Only Fans (FULL SPECIAL) 

Hilarious Matt! Keep It Up Bro! You're Funny As Hell! :)

Watched The Whole Thing Twice!

They are ghosting ALL your accounts ! You need to hook up with a nerd who can help you - get the views you deserve and ALREADY ARE GETTING! If I didn't live in Copenhagen I would help, but im very oldschool and the level I'm on I can't mask all my moves remote.. only in flesh. Find a good nerd.. Silicon Valley is close to you..loads there will gladly help YOU @MattRife

Ps. I found it TODAY and I've watched it 3times and I have a too sharp mind to watch things twice.. I normally have to wait for time to pass, so a huge compliment,that I can watch it almost 3times - same day! WORTH THE WAIT! @MattRife

Will you be touring the west coast soon?

My husband is from LA he grew up there. Did stand up for a few years and I learned early in our relationship the view of what comedy is thru the eyes of a comedian. Your comment is the most beautiful explanation of comedy that this poet has ever heard. 💜💜💜

I'm not woke. I'm not sorry. Fuck em. Whoever they are

Dude is funny asf and looked at ur pic ur gorgeous girl

What nonsense

Just like a dude roasting another dude. Its a reality check in a nice and enduring like way.

Honestly. The energy was severely lacking

agreed he was great and that crowd was mid

I was wondering if someone else commented this. Completely agree

Yeah that audience was super dead..

A lot of stand up guys start with small shitty crowds

Oh I can’t wait!!! He definitely knows how to promote himself! He deserves everything that’ll be coming his way very soon, he put in the hard work and did an amazing job! He’s one of the only comedians I’d like to go see live he puts on an amazing show

Sweaaaaaar !? Oh this is the BEST news !!! 🎉 I can’t wait !! 🥹

And it was amazing

And now they're trying to cancel him 😂 he's doing great, love the guy

didnt age well

Absolutely 💯

Same sis

Me too, glad I stayed

You ain’t lyin

The truest comment on here

Hahahah 10000%

People need to chillax

Right it's awkward and makes a person feel awkward like he not funny and he got people at home fuckin rollllllllll

Yeah LA got some weird vibes lol

I was thinking the same thing he was hilarious but a-lot people was looking butt hurt but he also had a good number of the crowd laughing

Well, he chose to film it in stick up the butt California.

Thanks for the love and support you showered on me, it's been wonderful having fans like solidly behind me, this is my way of saying thank you to the people who brought me this far, This is my private account specially opened to appreciate my fans directly. I really appreciate you as my fan 😊

A SOLD OUT World tour at that!!

​@jbizzle1593 Because everyone's wife/girlfriend is dragging their guys to go see him. My wife tried to get tickets and they sold out fast. She told me about him so this is my second attempt at listening to another one of his specials to see if he can even makes me chuckle. I see why my wife all of a sudden is into stand up, dude looks like a pretty girl. But man, comedy is supposed to be funny.

He’s been doing standup for 15 years, hard work takes time to get noticed

RU-vid pays a ton of money for advertising dollars. He wouldn't post for free if it wouldn't pay off. Social media makes ppl millions, on multiples levels.

​@@bagginbrooks6573damn you sound salty af

I generally think he’s pretty funny and this is a well put together set, but god, starting immediately on the “everyone is so offended these days!” material is just a rough one. Every single comedian and their mother for about 5 years has been harping on the “don’t get offended!!” crap. We get it. I’ve watched bill burr do it, Ricky gervais do it, chapelle did it to death, now I find a new comedian and he’s doing it too

You don't need to walk on eggshells to avoid joking about sexual abuse. You just need to be a decent person. A decent human wouldn't try to manipulate someone into sleeping with them. A decent human wouldn't think it's funny to ejaculate on someone's face either when they obviously didn't want it. This man is living proof that he is not a decent human being.

@@toziassmitt that’s so true but it’s also the fact he does it so well so I’m not mad at all.

@@toziassmitt thissss. I love most of the jokes but yeah sometimes there are unnecessary things BUT tbh I've never seen a comedy show in which I liked EVERY joke 🤷🏻‍♀️ we're all different and not every joke is for everyone i guess haha

@@valrojas16 it’s not that I don’t “like” the jokes, they’re funny enough, like I get it… it’s just a topic that’s been done to death at this point. It’s like if Chappelle brings out another special and does it about trans people again. At this point, it’s done to death, I don’t care to hear it yet again- even if it is funny

Thanks for the love and support you showered on me, it's been wonderful having fans like solidly behind me, this is my way of saying thank you to the people who brought me this far, This is my private account specially opened to appreciate my fans directly. I really appreciate you as my fan 😊

Laughter is the best medicine!

Orange Jesus 2024

Only depressed people hate trump

🙏🏻

Hope you feel better soon ❤️‍🩹 💐

Same same

Agreed 💯

Same! ❤

Same!

Same

agreed!

I couldn’t agreed with you more 🙌🏿🙌🏿🙌🏿👏🏿👏🏿👏🏿👌🏿

Underrated comment

My second favorite comic right now to Tom Segura

It's a shame because there are a lott of Dutch comedians that are funny. I'm lucky that as a Dutch guy I understand English, even more understand jokes in English.

Lmao

& Andrew Schultz & Sam Morril & Joel McHale & Mark Normand & --- I got to go now, something just came up

@@trickwillis can’t tell if you’re just a big fan of comedy or truly that thirsty. Respect either way.

@@grantahart lol, yes & yes & very much touch deprived. Btw Andrew Shultz in Moscow vid is assome .

Agreed.

Let’s be honest. If he did get one, it would cause more controversy than Dave Chapelles did. Snowflakes can’t handle comedy like this,

@@zachh8179 True and unfortunate cuz he kills it

Why doesn't he have an onlyfans.....I mean.....thats a pretty pretty man.

Me too

That’s not fair, I’m ugly and my only friend who would ask if I’m ok is my mom and my cousin 🥲 That just makes me an ugly depressed introvert- No but my friend, shes beautiful, but she’s faking her classes, her boyfriend immediately thought she was a whore, and I felt so bad but I had no clue what to do because she said no to a hug. That’s as far as my helping goes 😅 I gave her an ice cream sandwich and she felt better though!

Interestingly, I only heard about him because all of these women were complaining and trying to get him canceled because of a domestic violence joke. I had to see what had these chicks all riled up this time..... And I was soooo disappointed. I genuinely did not understand why they were butt hurt over a dv joke. I'm a survivor of dv and I found the joke funny. If they were previous fans of his, like they claimed, then they should have been outraged about him continually calling women 'bitch' during one of his previous shows. I probably wouldn't have said anything about it myself, but I could have understood them being upset about that. Not 'canceled' upset, more 'let's think of another name,' level of agitation. So somehow it's OK for him to say, "Bitch, you are so nasty," or "Bitch, sit down. I'm not trying to get #metoo'd." Or whatever else he was saying. He even pushed a woman by putting his foot on her ass! Nobody said anything, everybody laughed. So, ALL OF THAT was cool; Addressing women as 'Bitch' is alright, but he crossed a line with the dv joke😅. Whatever. They look like brittle, attention seeking, narcissistic idiot bitches. He's right.

"Imagine being the guy that got the wrong package. Just wanted a desk, now he's gotta get a crib." 🤣🤣🤣🤣

Yes he is funny

It was in LA. So high population of woke people afraid to laugh cause they think they have to be offended.

FACTS 💯

Right!

I feel they were appalled. I would sit there stunned and quiet because the man can paint pictures with words and then make you laugh.

How??? They literally laughed at every sentence he made.!

@@bassb00ster Just my opinion, which you obviously don't share. And that's OK. Have a fantastic day 😊

@@tselimohapibusuma7069 You too fellow mortal human. You too.

@@bassb00ster i agree... they were laughing constantly im not sure what else they could do

THATS WHY HE LOOKS SO FAMILIAR THANK YOU

RIGHT

The Wild n' Out cast is comedians an battle rappers bro.

I also have Gynocomestia that he had I am 17 doctor said it's due to hormones and it will go away but sometimes it's permanent Waiting for my gyno to go away so I could be shirtless and feel confident

What mistakes?

Most comedians do

My thoughts exactly 😂

That's because he is in liberal LA

They didn't miss, white people are just afraid to laugh at potentially offensive shit. White guilt crippling the crowd response

Because they're too woke!

Because leftists don't get comedy and they hate jokes WHICH ARE SUPPOSED TO BE OFFENSIVE! Even Chapelle has said comedy is supposed to be edgy and offensive

So why didn't you subscribe then?

​@@freshstart8540 how did you know that? Teach me senpai!

@@thearyaputra Because I clicked on the profile ,that's how..

@@freshstart8540 damn. I tried clicking on one too, but doesn't tells much. Looks like I have to keep experimenting. 😂

Andrew Schultz has better crowd game

Agreed!

Same never stopped laughing every joke :) helped my bad day

Ur Mmmm lol m mmm mmm mmm

A part not apart

Very Dave Chappelle like

​@@SomeMaoriDude I was thinking the same thing!

Don't wish for ppl to maintain a certain style or material, a comedians ability to adapt and evolve allows their career to reach new heights. Don't box them into a certain genre in your mind just bc you don't like change. I hope he does whatever works best for him, and same to you

@LiftedLegend yeah man i agree, I didn't really mean it that way but I see your point. I like his style cus in other videos he's always improvising everything. He's really good at comming up with a joke on the spot. And that's what I mean about his style.

😂❤😂❤😂❤😂

😂😂😂For real!! So funny!!!

Right laughing for 10 minutes straight 😭😭

Me too had me just cryin! Hahahaha

Right!😂😂😂

Same! 😂

Same

That's one of the best parts, when he loses it and gets the giggles, lol!

@R why are you so salty😂 must be because you don’t get any attention yourself whereas he can get as much as he wants, both with and without his looks.

He is very skilled and it's just the best when you can see that he realizes how messed up what he just said was

My guy!

Same!

Same!

Same!

same 🤣

same here. watched his matthew steven rife special last night and i related to him talking about his grandpa at the end so much i teared up thinking of my own who passed years back.

Same, absolutely made me tear up

Same !

SAME HERE !!! i can’t believe i’m so late with this special

Omg, this was so great! Thanks for the laughs!

Come on... you just think he's cute.. stop the cap! :P

@@MisterFuturtasticeh, they probably do but I’ve noticed he tends to giggle at his own jokes so it’s not much of a reach of a statement

Me too...when he laughs at himself I love it

Yeah, it’s always fun to see comedians laugh at themselves! It makes me laugh even harder!

I agree it’s too cute

I mean, the intro seemed pretty fake... "...didn't believe in US..." Lol, "us" sure thing. edit: oh, now the white kid from Ohio has a black accent. Yeah...

lol I'm amazed at how opposite this comment feels from the reality

@tuanjim799 yeah, he has a good body, but a lesbian's face and no charisma at all.

Bc he grew up in the black community! 😂

@@jennifers.3818 If by "Grew up in the black community" you mean "Had B.E.T. channel and watched the movie Friday a few times", then yeah lol

If ralphie may believed in him, you know he is going far. Still a young lad, has the future ahead of him

What's an eq?!

​@@GhettoJohnWickEqualizer. He's talking about the sound mix. It's on point ngl.

@@danielcrowe318 got me with that one 😂

@@GhettoJohnWick Emotional Intelligence ^^

Thank yoouu!!

Me too

Same

Bro same, tiktok algorithm saving creatives and I love it.

He’s from wild n out also

That video still makes me laugh when I think of it 😂😂😂

I also came from the Wednesday Addam’s video😂 It was on a Facebook reel for me😅 This guy is amazing and has so much going for him without a doubt!!

Same.. i saw him on Facebook.. he's really funny and way too good looking 🤣

Which vid was that one?

wait which vid was the birthday girl?? i need to see that

He’s funnier live

BIG FACTS.. Matt is so damn funny.. i love his delivery.

me too! Thats why im here. hahahaha

Just discovered him. He’s outstanding!

He is soooo funny. My new favorite!

I "accidentally" watched him tonight for 1st time on short reels on FB when Shemar Moore was in audience.. I then went to Tik Tok & hit follow then went to RU-vid & have watched him last 3 hours!!! 💚

I feel exactly the same, it's amazing, and also so healing and freeing😍

@@MissMJJanet Rife is the male version of Schumer 🤣🤣

@@jleif7736and by male version you mean complete opposite right?

@@jleif7736 That's an insane insult right there.

He’s 27!!! He’s been doing this since he was in grade school! Dudes a legend already

Lol there are 50 comedians smarter, funnier and more honest than this hack

@@nickpagano7134 i wasn’t saying he was the funniest or smartest of them all, it’s not a competition. There’s room for all the funny guys:)

He’s an old soul for sure and 27 now

He is my second favorite to Christopher Titus ❤️

What are the workouts for the cheekbones ?

I felt they were a great crowd

Damn. 22 and still waiting for that school ugly to wear off XD one day, one day 🙏

😂😂

@@jeje1234 laughing from watching the comedy special whilst at the gym?

That’s cali for ya.. they were all overly offended just like he knew they would be .. nobody has a funny bone like you my friend

​@@_teriyaki.boy_literally the whole crowd was laughing bro what you on about

@@_teriyaki.boy_I’m from LA and that’s the one thing that’s annoying this is the capital of offended people

He should come to Kentucky. There’s plenty to joke about and most laugh at themselves out here.

There are crowd mics at these types of shows & concerts - doesn't capture full breadth of audience noise. Look at a roaring joke and compare the rest for intensity

You should also listen to John pinette, he doesn’t curse and his jokes are actually really funny ( idk I think he’s pretty good)

I agree completely idk how he isn’t one of the top comedians in Hollywood like ?????? Maybe cause he won’t sell out like everyone else

@@iangregoryjepsen I like his cursing, his vocabulary doesn’t dictate his intelligence, hilarity, or value as a person smh. He’s brilliant

@@elizabethromine2890 I never said it did dictate any of that, I was just bringing up another equally funny comedian and mentioned that he doesn’t curse. I never said anything negative about Matt rife :)

@@elizabethromine2890 he just sold out his tour SO fast and as much as it’s awesome for him I was SO SAD ahahaha

I got a Wayfair ad during the Wayfair bit. 😅

Let’s goooo

No one cares about dark humor but quit ignorantly throwing other marginalized groups under the bus for jokes so you can turn around on NATIONAL TV after making millions of dollars and cry canceled because not everyone likes your glorified Ted Talk lmao. Get over yourself sis

@@thegoodgodabove8264 fuck off, no one's saying people should be hurt. if words are all it takes then it's someone else's problem. not everybody cares about how you feel enough to stop doing what they love or consuming the content they want.

@@thegoodgodabove8264 Ho, shut up

@@thegoodgodabove8264 sticks and stones.

For real yeah... That's terrifying

They're jokes no such thing as offensive jokes grow up

Cancel culture, gun violence, racist, transgender... All hard things to make work in a stand up bit. He's impressive.

Love that saying. Free niney nine!

True

I agree completely.. Definitely the wrong crowd because i was weakkk laughing

Maybe the Ohio farm boy turning his blaccent up to max off put a few in the crowd

​@@aaronjones5476 or he just talks like everyone he surrounds himself with

@@aaronjones5476 ur the problem

​​@@aaronjones5476 Your comment is very ignorant I hope you educate yourself. Me speaking as somebody who is white and is from Ohio and then move to Las Vegas and grew up there elementary school through college I have been surrounded by all colors of people. Your opinion needs to be adjusted because clearly you don't have a clue think before you speak and study different parts of the states in this country and other parts of the world before you make blanket statements that are incorrect.

I saw no example of him working hard grinding in this special. Sure he was real funny, but really? Netflix? Cmon.

@@twraoylnledyou8511 A lot of streaming services out there that should have picked this up. You can tell he's been working on his craft because his jokes aren't just for your common adult who likes comedy. You can tell he's maneuvered a way to make it so younger gen will laugh at what he's saying too. And everyone knows younger gen prefer comedic videos instead of a person telling jokes most the time. But this set was well crafted. You a bit of a hater but its your opinion. I still wish him nothing but success because I was genuinely having a great time & laugh watching this. I remember waking up at like 5am to get ready for a 7am shift and i watched this whole set before work and it kicked off the day great lmao.

@@twraoylnledyou8511 You act like Netflix is hot shit and didn't keep that fucked up "Cuties" movie up and give it a platform.

@@twraoylnledyou8511 uh I discovered this dude today and it’s still better than more than half of the Netflix specials for comedians I’ve watched come out lately. Chill.

@@LilPW it's for the big dogs

So much more recognition than what? 3.8 million views? He ain't doing too badly if you ask me.

​@@adamj8099 this is recent since he started his tour a few weeks ago. There are so many unfunny comedian with big companies investing in them. He really deserves it, he's so natural

Thanks for the love and support you showered on me, it's been wonderful having fans like solidly behind me, this is my way of saying thank you to the people who brought me this far, This is my private account specially opened to appreciate my fans directly. I really appreciate you as my fan 😊

I must ask, since you have good spelling and grammar but you seem to intentionally shorten black to blk - why is that? It's very puzzling

That was a great comment

🔥 🔥 ❤❤

Me toooo

same here 😄

that 45 year old mom, is the most perfect wifu ive ever seen

Yes you do. Her ex gf was late in 40s. But she was Kate Beckinsale.

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 same

Right?!

Can you please explain the meaning of "captain crunch era" its the best thing i heard today and want to start saying this to people without it being a weird reference 😭😭

My bad i hadnt gotten to that part😭😭

Peak captain crunch 🤣 I guess im still in the box 😂

Thirsty comment we get it

@@mopnem 😂😂😂😂

Same!!

@@mopnem 😂 jealousy over a comment that’ll never be read.. gtfo here lmao mops byyyye

Thank you!!!

Thank you!

@@MattRifeComedy DEFINITELY NEED TO SEE YOU LIVE! IF YOU EVER GET NEAR INDIANA PLEASE LET ME KNOW. I CAN EVEN HELP WITH THE VENUE AND PROMOTIONS. YOU WOULD SURELY SELL OUT IN SEVERAL CITIES IN ME AREA!

He's very smart. Both this and his 2nd one were done by him to put on here for free. I noticed he's sold out on most of the dates also. Really great comedian & wonderful person. I loved both of his specials. I think it was great marketing. He puts specials on here for free. Everyone loves him and wants more. Now his shows are sold out.