Matteo Lane Gives Advice With Nimesh Patel

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@woutert114 3 месяца назад

Somewhere in the world, Nick was rolling his eyes instinctively as Matteo was singing happy birthday

@ryansreaction 3 месяца назад

I’ve watched too much Matteo content lately. **resumes watching this**

@KyGreenGirl 3 месяца назад

To the point of internal voice sounding like Matteo.. Yes and yeah..

@austinriffelmacher3581 3 месяца назад

Like a good Italian, he’s keeping us fed

@dragonsouppodcast 3 месяца назад

No such thing

@bilhamcobbly2957 3 месяца назад

Need more Mateo

@MarilynJ. 3 месяца назад

Same 😂

@MissBlueEyeliner 3 месяца назад

Nimesh is rocking the Sam Morril meerkat pose

@Ahn-mu3db 3 месяца назад

Lmaoo well Sam actually broke some his spine that's why he's so stiff lol

@ArtsyHumanbean 3 месяца назад

7:38 the way she said “yeah…” my condolences girl 🫠

@scifigrl23 3 месяца назад

27 is old enough to know the answer to her own question lol

@courtneylila8383 3 месяца назад

I NEEEEEEED to see you and Josh Johnson give advice

@ZahJen 3 месяца назад

That's a crossover I never knew I needed

@lawofassumptiongoddess 2 месяца назад

Omg. I didnt know I need that too😂

@shiraz9986 Месяц назад

I don’t think Josh is the type of person who’d like to be meddling in actual persons’ lives. He and Mateo are my favourites, and I can picture them doing a roasting video or some material together, but giving personal advice is not Josh’s table I think. He is more like a general mental health instructor and educator😊

@DKF_oli 3 месяца назад

I still feel like I don’t understand what she meant by “Meg, with a G”.

@craffte 3 месяца назад

same, that unfortunately is going to bother me for way too long.

@mirakodou 3 месяца назад

Maybe she meant it's not "mac" :D?

@EP-sv2ur 3 месяца назад

she was referring to the long version of her name: meGan, not meGHan

@mz807 3 месяца назад

white women.

@MimiJaneBee 3 месяца назад

I took it as she thought he misheard what she had said and so "Meg with a G" would be like saying "Pam with a P, not Sam with an S" but also I can't think of a name that sounds like Meg and ends with another letter so 🤷‍♂️

@7ab3tha 3 месяца назад

Disrespectfully, Nimesh could get it. 🤪

@ericdwhitmorec 3 месяца назад

... repeatedly

@TheTonyspik 2 месяца назад

Yeses. The way he talk, yaaa Mr Patel ... dick me down

@ivylamitina9597 3 месяца назад

his “yeah right!” was so relatable for anyone with a musical friend. i feel your pain man

@minnie9140 3 месяца назад

“He’s just a boy and a bad texter” - about a 32 year old man .. We rly lost the plot as the modern women smh

@federicopedroni3647 3 месяца назад

32 is YOUNG

@brennam954 3 месяца назад

@@federicopedroni3647 The point is he is too old to be acting so immature. He just a F boy.

@karaz8280 3 месяца назад

WHAT!? I figure out what they're looking for on the *second* date. I'm not in the business of wasting anyone's time, especially mine. They don't need to know about me by the second date but they should already know what they want (casual or serious) in general. And if they're still "figuring it out", that's fine, everyone has their own timeline in life, they'll just be "figuring it out" away from me.

@scifigrl23 3 месяца назад

It's because all they have been doing is smashing. Everything's figured out. She just caught feelings and doesn't know how to tell him.

@youvelookedbetter 3 месяца назад

You're 100% correct. Don't let people waste your time.

@jeiwaru 3 месяца назад

o lord. ain't even started the video yet and im _ready_ for the shenanigans

@troykm 3 месяца назад

Ok how far in advance are these filmed? I'm starting to date them based on Matteos hair and second tattoo. 😂😂

@barkingbunny2928 3 месяца назад

Was this an early show? Audience seemed like a roomful of pithed frogs.

@Kim-dk9nk 3 месяца назад

😂😂😂😂

@iggysixx 3 месяца назад

Happy to see that Mariah Carey has come out of the closet as a half Italian, half Latino, iconic, gay, fully mustached young man. It's nice when people get to show the world their true self, I think.

@SoManyRandomRamblings 3 месяца назад

I don't think they are supposed to hangout with the stranger they brought to the party. I think it was a way of filling out "the list" without officially calling it a Single's Mixer. 😂😂

@sladen3884 3 месяца назад

Ok, Matteo, real talk : you and Nimesh need to either do your own version of Love Line, or some form of Afternoon Drive radio show. Just a wonderful pairing of differing - yet - complimentary styles. He's the perfect change of pace on these advice bits. You can drag out a tiny offering into a full bit.. and he can summarize chaos in front of him in a single line. It's truly magic, thank you for sharing!

@TheBadsteve 3 месяца назад

Audience was embalmed.

@alfredbonnabel7022 3 месяца назад

RIGHT ✅️

@ohboilien 3 месяца назад

For real

@shivonneharris5109 3 месяца назад

Totally

@TipseyToes 3 месяца назад

Matteo lied. He grew up in the black church with that harmony. 😂💜 I see you, my brotha!

@captainteeko4579 3 месяца назад

Ayyyy I love nimesh!!! I didn’t realize how much I’d love both of these ppl together on stage!!! Now bring up Gianmarco 😂

@birdcoltrane1281 3 месяца назад

Yall two should go on the road and do these. So great to get many views of an idea.

@MrBigtomtom06 3 месяца назад

1st "question" the theme of this party is how people come up missing.

@fae7592 3 месяца назад

hii i am eating pretzel sticks and drinking water. i love this advice show

@ryansreaction 3 месяца назад

Try to switch to carrot sticks or celery sticks to avoid the carbs and sodium

@plunksong 3 месяца назад

i’m eating an arepa and drinking a beer

@jeanluccouture9088 3 месяца назад

5:45 I love how he CHRISTINAFIES every song he sings

@rainbowpuppet77 3 месяца назад

It really sucks that it was such a dull crown because I was laughing so hard like idk I just feel like why go to a comedy show if you're not in the mood to laugh at stuff😅😂😂

@DarthKitsune 3 месяца назад

The ways in which I would allow Nimesh Patel to ruin my life....💝

@SK1MD 3 месяца назад

Nothing better than two of my three favorite comedians together on stage❤

@fionagallagherapologist5968 3 месяца назад

nimesh is so fineee

@purpurr707 3 месяца назад

I miss the first few advice specials where there were actual funny advice xD. Some of the new ones just feels like roasts to the questions (which some deserve LOL. Unhinged).

@PersonWithStupid37 3 месяца назад

The magic is stale at this point

@jeiwaru 3 месяца назад

lol dang y'all, have some patience. Don't give up yet. It's really hard to play off the crowd and have hilarious come backs. Not every episode is gonna be perfect.

@craffte 3 месяца назад

I get it but "Meg with a G" needs a roast lol, I'm here for it.

@SpareMom 3 месяца назад

Sounds like she’s been invited to a cult discussion. Don’t go, girl!

@lorisiccia5914 3 месяца назад

yup pyramid scheme if you sign up and your three friends and your friends then each sign up 3 friends...soon you can be a millionaire . here we even have refreshments grape or verry cherry? either that or its some party to get to know strangeers outside of their friends circle.... ladies dont drink anything at this party.

@YouHadMeAtMoonPie 3 месяца назад

Or an Amway recruiting session

@neelmoudgil4962 3 месяца назад

Need more nimesh and Matteo content

@Anona_Meows 3 месяца назад

Ha, Yeaaah Riiiight. I'd say that following Matteo singing as well 😂 I bet he's that guy who wants to go to karaoke and then you find out he sings like that.

@iralia333 3 месяца назад

I love these advice bits.

@nila3922 3 месяца назад

MY TWO FAVORITES COMEDIANS! IM SO HAPPYYYYY

@femilyrpy 3 месяца назад

Please know I got a Michael’s ad on this one

@Drnaynay 3 месяца назад

Very funny!! Those who know, will know.

@isso84 3 месяца назад

I need Nimesh to read me the phone book

@phthisis 3 месяца назад

"There's no such thing as a bad texter." I completely disagree. My aunt will frequently leave 5-word texts where I will literally spend 5 minutes re-arranging letters to make new words, staring at a keyboard to see what letters could have been mashed, and looking over my thesaurus in order to translate what she have said. Sometimes she'll complain I never responded to a text she sent to someone else, or a text that is on her phone waiting for her to hit "send."

@Neelinmact Месяц назад

sounds like she is Playing with you ,, 😅

@colmcollins7993 3 месяца назад

I'm straight and would be at any Matteo event I could get to!

@dakotac180 3 месяца назад

Nimesh is cute asf. Matteo has attractive comedy friends.

@MilesToGoGo 3 месяца назад

Ok we get it Mateo, you can sing

@montanasuede 3 месяца назад

Technically, yes he can carry a tune and has good vibrato BUT I really don’t like the sound of his singing voice although I like his comedic bits a lot and even bought tickets to his upcoming show in my area. But really a microphone in hand doesn’t mean it needs to be sung into Every. Time. It’s. Picked. Up.

@ericdwhitmorec 3 месяца назад

@@montanasuedeactually Matteo can really sing, but this was not that

@sufyanlowel4631 3 месяца назад

like you first met him? we all know Mateo CAN SING, not just can sing. can sing is about your roommate in the shower.

@MilesToGoGo 3 месяца назад

@@montanasuede yeah I should’ve put an “🙄” emoji cuz I was kinda being a hater lol he does have a beautiful voice but I hate how much time he wastes singing in videos like this and in his and Nicks podcast like it’s only a 15 minute episode stop fucking singing every three seconds. It just feels so show off-y as if he needs to constantly remind us he’s good at singing idk it just irks me. Still love him tho

@BlanBonco 3 месяца назад

He's trying to get picked up by Disney as a sassy parrot stop hating

@moniqueflasch5168 3 месяца назад

Oh, fun! Pair up again!

@petertortora6016 3 месяца назад

Nimesh deserves more love

@_NewtonMeter 3 месяца назад

The duo we didn't know we needed

@ohboilien 3 месяца назад

What’s with the crowd, are they on sedatives??

@KneeDeep2231 3 месяца назад

That wasn’t funny at all with peace and love

@ericdwhitmorec 3 месяца назад

Come on Matteo Aguilera

@patriciatapia1710 3 месяца назад

my favorite boys in NYC

@RP-wz9xb 3 месяца назад

Nimesh has a sexy voice.

@lisagoldring1970 3 месяца назад

Never clicked on a video faster! 🎉❤

@TheVid54 3 месяца назад

They needed to give complementary poppers at the door - especially to the straight folks in the audience.

@Sugarskulls_forever 3 месяца назад

Nimesh is funny af!!

@SecretAsianMan2222 3 месяца назад

Happy birthday to Geg

@neoncricket3761 3 месяца назад

Love Matteo's hair

@marvinraphaelmonfort8289 3 месяца назад

alfonso is an audio clout chaser😂

@Userhandle7384 3 месяца назад

Love this collab!!!!

@mommabear3085 3 месяца назад

"How the fuhh did you find a stanger" Me: *walking outside* "Is there anybody out there?" Randos show up...I live ina town where people walk and bike everywhere... i did my job. People showed up. ((Also me, im 34... i dont have time for any of this)).. shiiii Omg his honesty with how guys commonly think is so on point. I will just keep clapping these cheeks. Sheesh. For free.. no he didnt say that hut my brain added it.

@hellosaysandrew 3 месяца назад

Meg with a g 😂

@H3H3HEE 3 месяца назад

I need Matteo to come fix my life

@birgitpost3675 3 месяца назад

I want to come to NYC 100% to come to one of these live.

@cyvan9759 3 месяца назад

The two have slightly more chemistry than water and oil

@CordsandHearts 3 месяца назад

Yeah looked like one of them would rather be doing something else

@TiniStar 3 месяца назад

ok thought so, I didn't know if i was being a hater

@hounoki 3 месяца назад

Agreed. Matteo is actually a sweet person who wants to see people happy, while Nimesh seems to have the morals of an alley cat

@The_Muted93 3 месяца назад

2 of the only 3 comedians I really bother to follow, this is fantastic.

@LikanMX 3 месяца назад

I just can tell that the guy with good credit is a pain in the a…

@enzomthethwa5861 3 месяца назад

The Collab I never knew I needed.

@OldMansEyes 3 месяца назад

I love Matteo and Nimesh. ❤

@daisylopez-rx1yh 3 месяца назад

Where can i find his Dodgers shirt!??

@Jizzzor 3 месяца назад

HES-‘S A BAD TEXTEER 😂😂

@sushienjoyer 3 месяца назад

really love these

@jazminbowen03 3 месяца назад

His voice is everything!! Lol

@donnalthood3102 3 месяца назад

Mimesh might be funnier if he was not drunk...who knows!

@niina9777 3 месяца назад

Might be straight panic. That's the vibe I got. But who knows...

@danielfcody 3 месяца назад

Wonder twin powers activate ❤

@stevopowell 3 месяца назад

😂 This was great.

@alnibodycare 2 месяца назад

The “bad texter” is talking to his ex or someone else

@mahumike7531 3 месяца назад

2 my faves!

@Shinyflubba 3 месяца назад

Ya'll should collab more

@marvinraphaelmonfort8289 3 месяца назад

it's like eliot with 2 Ts😂

@izi5150 3 месяца назад

Those girls were just... “He’s a bad texter…” WTH… “It’s Meg with a G…” WTH…

@ekdaufin1485 2 месяца назад

Matteo is funnier alone.

@infamousElle 3 месяца назад

Yes you can be a bad texter! But then, they are probably a bad writer in general (with a need to improve!)

@rydbthatsme 3 месяца назад

No such thing as a bad texter! Period!

@Jizzzor 3 месяца назад

Brilliant team

@glass0fwin 2 месяца назад

Nimesh is hilarious!!

@briargray2355 2 месяца назад

"Meg with a geeeeeeee" xDDD

@ivylamitina9597 3 месяца назад

mateo is multitalented! he can sing, he can joke… he’s gay.

@thesingingtown 3 месяца назад

Nimesh!!! 😍❤️

@groush 3 месяца назад

Why aren’t you on television? You’re great!

@alfredbonnabel7022 3 месяца назад

TOO OLD... LOVE IT. ALL STRAIGHT guy's are bad texters...

@Abstract852 3 месяца назад

Nah, bad texters is just a way of making an excuse for not prioritizing and just generally not willing to admit to yourself the guy just doesn't care or think that much of you.