Matteo Lane Roasts Times Square

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@thescoobymike 2 года назад

"There's a specific type of gay that would wear this, and that gay is Frankie Grande" lmaoooo

@ricardorojas3872 2 года назад

It was funny how he brutally burnt him but, who is he? 😅🤣

@DC-pp8xf 2 года назад

@@ricardorojas3872 Ariana Grande brother.

@jenniferdesouza5082 2 года назад

Oh I wheezed when he said that

@Did.You.Forget 2 года назад

Scientifically proven I hear.

@gpoetx 2 года назад

Honestly Netflix should give you a special

@jackwinchester4770 Год назад

Fr I would live for that

@carolemckeown7300 Год назад

Agreed

@abeach5420 Год назад

....on a platter begging our Matteo for his forgiveness

@averyanahi 2 года назад

sometimes as a chicana i feel weird not being able to speak spanish super fluently even tho it was actually my first language but then I hear how confidently people like matteo say they can speak spanish and then I HEAR how they speak spanish and I feel better about how much I can speak lmao

@averyanahi 2 года назад

ps i know he's part mexican my point is that his spanish is not perfect and neither is mine so maybe I'll stop feelin bad about how I speak it lolol

@matteolanecomedy 2 года назад

@@averyanahi hahah i learned italian first then spanish, so i speak spatalian haha

@ML-xh6rd 2 года назад

Same here. I still hold back sometimes but I try not to because people really do appreciate the effort of you trying. Sometimes they'll even help you to pronounce or say things more correctly which is nice.

@geewiz8253 Год назад

@@matteolanecomedy Lol. My grandma spoke Portuñol.

@aveuch Год назад

I grew up thinking my Spanish to was perfect, and better than any of my cousins, until I started using it a professional context. Umm, no mijo.

@ZAjosh 2 года назад

"Not like cats where everyone looks like they have Hep C" made me spit out my coffee.

@rachelaimeemateya2676 2 года назад

I cannot describe how frequently I busted out into full blown belly laughs while in a crowded nail salon. You're incredible

@wabisabi7755 Год назад

I like how you touched the sparkly thing despite the Do Not Touch sign. I stan an unbothered queen. 😂

@evelynmmm 2 года назад

The Italian accent when you speak Spanish! I love it.

@watchparty-iz2ms Год назад

I would’ve loved to have known what was going through that man’s head who was standing right behind Matteo when he said he was gonna bring the Boba Fett mask to a sex party 🤣

@matrix2297 2 года назад

The effortless charisma and wit is Matteo's way of letting everyone know, "You ain't never had a friend like me".

@els1f Год назад

The thing about there being no more baritones in Broadway is SO TRUE!

@hunterpall9498 Год назад

The guy turned directly towards the camera listening in on what he was saying during the second mask he would “walk into the sex party wearing” had me weak.

@tiffanyd.8489 2 года назад

I lost it at the Sailor Moon reference because thats exactly what I thought when he picked it up. But I specifically remember Usagi saying "oh Darien!" in the voice Mateo made. I just feel seen lmfao

@mollyfletcher7746 2 года назад

Honestly this is the best, it's like walking around the mall with a friend.

@em0_tion Год назад

Yeah, but NONE of my friends are this incredibly hilarious! 😂

@justinchristian3374 2 года назад

I’ve been binging on Matteo all month….He is so naturally funny!

@geostyma 2 года назад

He speaks Spanish with an Italian accent xD

@BayuSeta 2 года назад

do this at every city you're touring in Matteo! love it!

@Sew_OzzyWar_Made_This 2 года назад

This was fucking hilarious and great. As a native New Yorker (from the city! Big difference people), I needed this roast of time square. We all need this. 👏🏽😂

@andreeabianca318 2 года назад

The fact that the mango was the best part confirms Matteo as my spirit animal. The best mask/helmet for him is an apolonian warm metal one, with crystaline feathers around the eyes. Hawkgirl style, "Emily Ratajkowski 2019 met gala"-esque. Change my mind.

@burtonkrichard8898 2 года назад

That M&M wall is a dangerous game when your 16. I spent $50 accidentally. Ate none of it. Cause I forgot about them in my hotel room. Field trips for kids ya know. Also love the Frankie grande slander. Keep it coming.

@glooperscooper 2 года назад

Matteo: I'm such a Chicago Stan *eats a hotdog with JUST ketchup"

@aprilschauers112 2 года назад

The cheek, the nerve, the audacity, the gall and the gumption!

@Nicolas20205 2 года назад

Matteo speaking Spanish just made him the sexiest gay guy I've ever met thanks to Instagram.

@diskrisk9145 Год назад

Dude, as a native speaker, your spanish was pretty good :) You speak spanish with an italian accent and I speak italian with a spanish accent lol

@tikettle 2 года назад

Mateo: “who the hell is getting almond m&m’s??” Guy in grey shirt: “…”

@bshap7107 2 года назад

I NEED to see Matteo entering a sex party with a Zerg helmet on 😂😂

@augusts1 2 года назад

Most sex parties do not allow cameras/phones to record at their event.for privacy reasons. So good luck w/that lol.

@derekpearce4987 2 года назад

"...you know how much dick I would get?" I just got told off for waking up my BF screaming with laughter at that.

@Joe1339 Год назад

I’m surprised but I shouldn’t be that Matteo sounds like an Italian speaking Spanish.

@myboibill Год назад

The license plate that says “Mateo” is still being made at Attica. The boys would like you to go up with John for a fitting.

@k.s.thompson5766 2 года назад

Fellow Maleficent fan here and yes, Disney really dropped all the balls with her. Two movies and this is STILL happening?

@SchwarzBass 2 года назад

you're so right about broadway voices and the lack of lower voice colors! You should post more of you really singing!

@yoyodre Год назад

I listened to the new Broadway recording of my favorite show, Caroline, or Change. And i kept thinking this has no darkness in the low notes.

@JDMimeTHEFIRST 2 года назад

Ursula is the best. She did exactly what she said she would and yet everyone got upset about it. She’s just teaching Ariel how to be a feminist. Don’t give up your voice and unique body for a man, girl.

@ic7353 2 года назад

Dude you are too funny. Netflix please give this man a special!

@BruthaB100 2 года назад

I love your sasss and sarcasm! Always good vibes with you Matteo. Can't wait for your next comedy special 👍🏽

@YosefK 2 года назад

finally!!!!! someone who does only ketchup on their hotdog and only cheese on their burger! we are a beautiful but dying breed

@greggi47 3 месяца назад

Perhaps dying because of that abominable ketchup condiment choice. Ketchup belongs on burgers. It's somewhere in Leviticus, I think.

@sandrafilippelli6476 2 года назад

Ugh! I freakin adore you Matteo. Everything you do is so entertaining. Please keep the content coming!

@heavenlyhashbrown1 2 года назад

Please go to LA and collab with Miss Coco Peru. I feel like you two would really get along lol

@alfredoruiz7562 2 года назад

Spanish with a heavy Italian accent

@matteolanecomedy 2 года назад

Hahaha I know. I’m sorry

@ladosis5596 2 года назад

@@matteolanecomedy don't be! Is very charming

@ejgonzal13 2 года назад

hahaha I enjoyed the Italian Spanish

@alfredoruiz7562 2 года назад

@@matteolanecomedy All good. It's like my name-Spanish with a heavy Italian accent!

@UniMagik 2 года назад

ICONIC TBH

@nathalianunez6692 Год назад

Me emocioné mucho cuando Matteo comenzó a hablar en español 😭 pero al mismo tiempo, me dio mucha risa por su acento italiano

@karmallama7957 2 года назад

I live under a rock and discovered you today. Been belly laughing all day, Thank you !

@Victoria-po2xj 2 года назад

Hilarious as usual, but when you started talking about Sailor Moon that was the icing on the cake of how awesome you are 🌙✨

@chrisgarza7565 Год назад

We finally heard Matteo speaking Spanish. Can he cook a Mexican dish next in his channel. 🥰

@FranciscoP38 2 года назад

Matteo, I love you! Netflix must give you a special, period. We should start a petition! ❤️

@The_Legend_0-0-7 2 месяца назад

Love the roast series and the new stuff ,great work

@DecibelleKaos Год назад

Oh my absolute!! You just brought me right back to New York! Love this!! ❤️❤️🐩

@mlucier32 2 года назад

"Not like Cats where they all look like they have Hep C." 🤣🤣🤣

@willmerm6165 2 года назад

Hmm, I guess it's time to tell off Netflix. I'm personally offended that they haven't offered/given you a special. At least, I got to see you live in Miami. That was a blast! Thank you for the gut busting laughs.

@Mooser2 2 года назад

Yoooo im so glad youtube shorts recommend me your channel you are hilarious

@jdm8532 2 года назад

Love this!!!

@Sishel 2 года назад

“Mexican heaven” lol! I feel so seen right now, mango with chile Tajin was my favorite after school snack growing up.

@sheenasolero Год назад

Thanks for the tour!😊

@MrDiscoDavo 2 года назад

Sharp, witty, hilarious and adorable. Beats any m&m combo. I’m bordering on stalker obsessed. 😋

@RealmOfUnknown 2 года назад

I normally watch your shorts. But now all I get are thumbnails of your flexing while on podcasts 🤣. But definitely glad I found your content, always fun

@tassosvogs8762 2 года назад

Loved that!

@urielavila8231 2 года назад

Loooove these videos 😂😂😭😭

@jacquelinelabovitz4613 2 года назад

You are my favorite. Please keep doing you and bringing the world joy

@morganpalmer5143 2 года назад

Netflix, give this man a special!

@haleyeahguccimama 2 года назад

Fighting evil with moonlight Winning love by daylight Never running from a street fight She is the one named Sailor Moon!

@alexwallace6120 Год назад

Fantastic! I love all the comments when you were shopping! I really would love to see you in a Netflicks or other major network special .I hope all is well with your stand-up and life in general.

@Liz-in8lu 2 года назад

Oh my god you are hilarious and very on point!!

@MaraStephenson 2 года назад

I love it Matteo!

@nomanshigh3058 2 года назад

Clips bought me here. Now I want that special. NETFLIX LOOKING AT YOU

@MrJohnunico 2 года назад

Lol i cant with u, too funny. U remember me of (Miss Coco Peru) type of vibe, like when she goes around and roast places/ stuff etc.... She makes me laugh as well. =D

@alejandromendoza9554 Год назад

Mango con tajin, Best part!!! Amo tus videos Mateo.

@michellegermaine2942 Год назад

Netflix give this man a special!!!

@gripp9k Год назад

Jean shorts were a choice :) love your stuff man!

@shawncola123 2 года назад

Almond and chocolate is an iconic duo, much better than peanut

@rah62 2 года назад

4:55 RIP legendary comedienne Pat Carroll, who just died - she voiced Ursula.

@stacjaemigracja Год назад

The green M&M joke killed me. She is working in a library now hahahaahh…

@dividedpersona Год назад

We need more Mateos in the world to bring balance to the force.

@kambermusic Год назад

Just stumbled upon Matteo on my RU-vid recommended - he’s fluent in multiple languages, I adore his Chicago accent, he’s effing hilarious, and hot as hell I’m dying over here

@water1880 2 года назад

8am and a new matteo video. Yes

@BakaNeBaka 2 года назад

This further reaffirms my disinclination to ever waste time, energy, money and effort to be in that part of the world, especially this part. It looks like a horrible tourist trap magnified a gazillion times.... UGH....

@eoincampbell1584 2 года назад

Ok but I want to try all the different kinds of M&Ms

@sazji 2 года назад

Well, Times Square is a special little chunk of Disney-fied tourist dystopia in a really fascinating city. New York is not a place I’d want to live long-term, but I’m really glad it exists; it’s just it’s own reality.

@PerryPerfectPerson 2 года назад

Damn lol who pissed in your mouth?

@TheFullmetal88m 2 года назад

@@sazji best quote from a song...."Live in California once, but leave before it makes you soft. Live in New York city once, but leave before it makes you hard" Wear Sunscreen by Baz Luhrmann

@bruceh4180 2 года назад

@@eoincampbell1584 there are other locations to visit.

@TischTosh Год назад

"Ok, no shade but....vanilla ice cream cone.....that's a low point" ....is shade, no? 😆 🤣

@gandfgandf5826 2 года назад

"Gay squirrels love NY". There's a NYC tourism slogan

@TheFullmetal88m 2 года назад

"we have enough problems, we can't be adding chocolate cake to cheese cake" 😂

@stanislavsd Год назад

Guy is a natural, just killin it!

@karacool69 2 года назад

Omg but the Simpson's reference! And the Sailor Moon!! Omg were meant to be friends!!! ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

@Ophelia_Pain Год назад

Metteo Lane deserves, everything!! He deserves his own show!!!

@Drezzedtokill1 2 года назад

Do more of these vlogs hilarious

@tatertots2395 2 года назад

Need more of these! And maybe bring some guests along like Schulzy

@Love_justice378 Год назад

Omg. Too many people. Thanks for the tour. Now I will stay clear of it. Lol

@jamestnov41945 Год назад

Matteo I was in Times Square in 1980 wonderful place to people watch. Memory serves there were no food vendors allowed. Thank you for the update tour.