I can't stress this enough, go watch the original video if you haven't, its funny And if you have, go watch it again anyways ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-TgmTsa3rFU0.html
"But that's just what the USA is all about Jack. Not hiding our theft and murder, but embracing it. Whether it's votes. Whether it's money. Especially money. Fuck all these limp dick RU-vidrs and chicken shit Redditors. Fuck this 24/7 Internet spew of Discord and Vtuber BULLSHIT!"
“The success of a nation is determined by materialistic and socioeconomic factors. Read a fucking *BOOK.* ” the deliverance of this line is so powerful that it rivals a pitbull named princess in a kindergarten
in this battle against microsoft excel, we are faced with a boss too large to be fun and are relegated to enduring his onslaught from the inside of the forever box. this battle is a classic case of wait for him to do anything just like congress and like congress when he does do something it usually hurts you. fortunately this music is excellent and fits one for one with all i want for christmas.
@@seansilv25 Raiden supplexes the giant lobster for the second time today. Then he yanks his giant arm off to have a... Sword fight with it. Every other game is now worse because they don't have this.
Starts at 5:21 if you're wondering ( Hey what's up guys, Max0r here. Welcome to the final bo- **Armstrong interrupts him with his attack** Ya'know he can be a- **Armstrong interrupts him again** This guy's a little uh- **interrupted again with the Taco Bell Ding** Ya know he's pretty "hard". We're here after EXTENSIVE CUTSCENES to finally teach America that violence is never a solution, it's a question, and the answer is YES. **Engineer from TF2 speaks through Armstrong as it transitions into a weeb song** Dwayne "the Rock" Johnson's immense strength and talent for Volcanic eruptions(???) comes from his ability to switch between a culture vulture and Obama at will, channeling the power of both races to whoop your ass back to Roblox. But among his many "racial talents", our buff buzzard is fast, has a great singing voice, and possesses forklift certification. When you die, it will be in accordance with OSHA regulations. But after spending enough time in the oven, "our athletic aesthetic" disarms Raiden and reports to his chiropractor for an adjustment. This guy beats up more biracial people than a police officer. Armstrong even has the power to receive "The light of Allah," which bestows upon him miraculous healing wisdom. Needless to say this fight is fantastic. Combining and expanding on every skill we've acquired on our long and arduous journey for a final battle that truly tests our mettle. This isn't even the first time Raiden has stabbed a politician to death, but if I get my way, *It won't be the fucking last.*
@@Knightfaller I’m sorry, senator... but this is my *Metal Gear Rising: REVENGEANCE!* *ST-* *STANDING HERE! I REALIZE! YOU ARE JUST-* - *JUST LIKE ME, TRYING TO MAKE H-* *(MY LEG!)*
Imagine that this was the actual plot and dialogue of MGR Reveangence ...it will cement it has a master piece ... better than all modern movies combined 😅😂😂😂
“In this battle against Microsoft Excel, we are faced with a boss too large to be fun, and are relegated to enduring his onslaught from the inside of The Forever Box. This battle is a classic case of “wait for him to do anything.” Just like the congress. And like Congress, when he do something, it usually hurts you. Fortunately this music is excellent and fits 1 to 1 with All I Want for Christmas. I’m not joking. Although for some reason Raiden can parry several tons of Crush Force™️. Maybe my sister could’ve done that against my stepdad. Raiden’s suplexes giant lobster for the second time today. Then he yanks of one arm to have a… sword fight with it. Every other game is now worse because they don’t have this.” Is the second best dialogue in the video.
@@maxrex0921 Armstong: And there's nothing more American *[has another mental breakdown]* And there's nothing more American than shooting a man in this Walmart™ of a world.