Max0r's Metal Gear Rising Parody, but it's only Armstrong battle 

I can't stress this enough, go watch the original video if you haven't, its funny And if you have, go watch it again anyways ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-TgmTsa3rFU0.html

Gianni is the guy that can voice anything without breaking character. And somehow Max0r broke him 😂

"Us politicians aren't so trustworthy. We'll steal, make shit up, even lie to our voters" "That's crazy" "I know, it's very hard to believe"

The “I hope you can afford healthcare Raiden, because the taxpayer can’t” made me laugh too hard

My favorite part is that Raiden apparently knew nothing in this video but then he goes on a rant about how a stable country works.

I don't know what's funnier, the memes or the fact that max0r literally fucking broke Gianni

I love that occasional "Real Life Dialogue" just to show that MGR is that batshit hilarious

Armstrong in the thumbnail looks like he's trying to sneeze, but his body just won't let him sneeze.

The fact that this parody of Armstrong has a more followable speech than the original one kills me.

“Even in death he’s still smoking crack.” I’m laugh more then I should be😂😂

“The success of a nation is determined by materialistic and socioeconomic factors. Read a fucking *BOOK.* ” the deliverance of this line is so powerful that it rivals a pitbull named princess in a kindergarten

-you know I starting to have a change of heart -yeah I can tell

3:49 That gutteral GODDAMNIT is one of the most relatable things I have ever heard

"Check it out Raiden I just got vaccinated" *Absorbs COVID-19*

4:19 Ok but this seriously sounds like something Armstrong would say. It's actually pretty awesome.

I have a friend that, if he was getting killed by getting his heart ripped out, would probably say the same exact thing Armstrong said.

3:14 I actually physically recoiled

At this point, Gianni is pretty much the Steve Blum of shitposting. He's literally everywhere.

The PragerU logo that shows up at the bottom right was the icing on the cake. I was laughing so hard I was crying the first few times I saw it.

„[…] to build a world truly free from the consequences of our actions. Just like the founding fathers intended.“ *[USA instensifies]*

"All just petty distractions so that real men can get down to business." "Amogus."

3:43 [every sound effect at once] This make me die.

"check it out Raiden I just got vaccinated" underrated lmao

The "NOTHING" at the start is so underrated

4:13 ☠️☠️☠️

3:08 I kinda agree with this statement.

You have to admire a man who finds the time to make dad jokes while having his organs ripped out.

"When you die it will be in accordance with OSHA regulations" Can't believe I missed this the first time I watched the video

This game spawned the best of memes and Senator Armstrong

1:03, i fucking completely lost it right there

7:04 [growing concern]

3:47 I love the faint hotel mario sound

in this battle against microsoft excel, we are faced with a boss too large to be fun and are relegated to enduring his onslaught from the inside of the forever box. this battle is a classic case of wait for him to do anything just like congress and like congress when he does do something it usually hurts you. fortunately this music is excellent and fits one for one with all i want for christmas.

I love how when Armstrong yells "imagine a world where I can say the n word" you can see the Prager u logo fade in in the bottom right

I love how when he says "free to follow your heart" he sounds like he regrets it but not at the same time

The bit that 6:52 to 7:09 was truly heartbreaking

That sync at 3:50 was more than enough to have me dying!😂

The Star Spangled Banner playing in the background while Armstrong talks about being free to say the N-word is just pure art.

Starts at 5:21 if you're wondering ( Hey what's up guys, Max0r here. Welcome to the final bo- **Armstrong interrupts him with his attack** Ya'know he can be a- **Armstrong interrupts him again** This guy's a little uh- **interrupted again with the Taco Bell Ding** Ya know he's pretty "hard". We're here after EXTENSIVE CUTSCENES to finally teach America that violence is never a solution, it's a question, and the answer is YES. **Engineer from TF2 speaks through Armstrong as it transitions into a weeb song** Dwayne "the Rock" Johnson's immense strength and talent for Volcanic eruptions(???) comes from his ability to switch between a culture vulture and Obama at will, channeling the power of both races to whoop your ass back to Roblox. But among his many "racial talents", our buff buzzard is fast, has a great singing voice, and possesses forklift certification. When you die, it will be in accordance with OSHA regulations. But after spending enough time in the oven, "our athletic aesthetic" disarms Raiden and reports to his chiropractor for an adjustment. This guy beats up more biracial people than a police officer. Armstrong even has the power to receive "The light of Allah," which bestows upon him miraculous healing wisdom. Needless to say this fight is fantastic. Combining and expanding on every skill we've acquired on our long and arduous journey for a final battle that truly tests our mettle. This isn't even the first time Raiden has stabbed a politician to death, but if I get my way, *It won't be the fucking last.*

The fact that this is only slightly more insane than the real in game dialogue says a lot about the game Xd

I want to see how the original voice actors or devs would react to this

Radien: bro are you high Senator: let me check, yes. HIGH ON AMERICAN SPRITE

I love that Gianni can barely get through his lines

0:41 amogus - sussy jack

Even though your IQ is the room temperature of Alaska, *oh god*

The 480p really adds to the video

How does he sound more like Armstrong than the actual game

"All just petty distractions so that real men can get to business" Raiden: "Amogus"

Holy shit, he plays rules of nature when raiden throws the Excelsus. Legendary.

Just saving 2:51 for how iconic it is

6:24 hits hard for no reason whatsoever

5:22 Best part

2:34 Putting this here for myself

You pausing this video to check every meme vs youtube playback had me dying🤣

Be the American the Japanese think you are

"What the fuck was that?" 💀💀

This is a fucking fever dream when you high as hell

Even in death, he's on crack

cant believe this is actually gianni

WHY DID I LOSE IT AT RAIDEN RANDOMLY SAYING AMOGUS, BRO

my favourite part is when he said "its reveangin' time" and then he reveanged all ofer the place

"Imagine [...] a world where I can say the N-word." I'll put this man on every ballot! He's the only guy that supports the interest of gamers.

2:47-3:38 Thats got to be my favorite part

Imagine that this was the actual plot and dialogue of MGR Reveangence ...it will cement it has a master piece ... better than all modern movies combined 😅😂😂😂

Best 7 minutes of my life

Every fucking single words in this video is genius

0:47 is relatable honestly

Oh thats what the “can you back it up with a source” comes from

Armstrongs voice actor plays this racist senators role so well

Fitness joke always kills me

Now im on the internet,Thanks armstrong.

2:31 "Don't have girlfriend" or " No bitch" i guess

"All just petty distractions so REAL men can get down to business." "To defeat the Huns?" *"AMOGUS".* "Oh."

The voice actors even said the meme lines in this video

4:15 Fitness D-

3:41 Edit: obrigado pelos likes

5:24 this is the exact moment my video quality jumped off a cliff

4:03 the Home Depot workers try to stop him from shitting in the display toilet’s was gold.

lol at the little prageru logo when he talks about ending cancel culture so he can say the n word

5:38 Wow, that is relatable!

2:53 Best inside joke I've ever heard. The part where he said "I know it's very hard to believe"

The funniest part is when he says "...What?...."

Gianni has appeared to give you the fucking performance of a lifetime. My man's is a VA Cryptid

For some reason this never gets old

Literally the government

4:13

"this ones calling me a Redditor" Gotta be really hurtful

"Manslaughter? I did that shit on purpose."

“In this battle against Microsoft Excel, we are faced with a boss too large to be fun, and are relegated to enduring his onslaught from the inside of The Forever Box. This battle is a classic case of “wait for him to do anything.” Just like the congress. And like Congress, when he do something, it usually hurts you. Fortunately this music is excellent and fits 1 to 1 with All I Want for Christmas. I’m not joking. Although for some reason Raiden can parry several tons of Crush Force™️. Maybe my sister could’ve done that against my stepdad. Raiden’s suplexes giant lobster for the second time today. Then he yanks of one arm to have a… sword fight with it. Every other game is now worse because they don’t have this.” Is the second best dialogue in the video.

0:51

Let’s start a chain Raiden: Wtf- Armstrong: NOTHING! Well If it isn’t Sussy Jack😂😂

This Armstrong is literally getting what he wants nowadays

Mg excelsus is the spider laser Cannon and lightbeam sword

I loved it, a shame about the low quality but still, this made me laugh.

1:09

Armstrong is an absolute unit without a doubt. Literally the most american thing possible

The best joke in this is the PregerU logo at the bottom of screen in 1:04

1:42 3:41 Max0r even managed to break HIMSELF somehow

I can't believe that this high quality game can be run in a gt 630

Worth it