I love hearing the progression from the opening premise to the name of the bit in bits like these - it’s always a wild transition and I never expect it
"Oh Amelia Bedelia, you're such a bad mafia boss! When I said "Give the cop a donut", I didn't mean _punch a hole through Abbacchio_ ! You're so silly..."
Tell the child that the parents have to pay the tooth fairy to come. This also works especially for Christmas. Without telling the child that you buy the presents, tell the kid that you have to reimburse Santa at some point, for the fees at the factory and shipping and such.
Hearing them talk about used games smelling like weed reminds me of my time working at GameStop... Found both kinds of roaches hidden inside old consoles somebody was trying to sell us
One time when I lost a tooth I put it on my bedside table to await the Tooth Fairy's exchange. That night, I shit. you. not., I managed to wake up to roll over at the EXACT TIME my mom came in to make the swap. Tragic.
Me and my siblings always got 1 dollar bill, but there's 9 of us. That's a lot of money for some teeth. Also we don't do tooth fairy in my house, my siblings just hate the pain of pulling teeth and a dollar is incentive to get it done with lol