The thought of being able to conjure anything resembling an appetite whilst smelling public toilet air is so alien to me that these people are basically superheroes to me. Or villains. One of them.
"some mcDonalds are clean"... Sir, I worked at McDonalds. A MCfucking Cafe. McCafe with the little fancy squiggle above the "E"..no one should EVER believe that ANY surface of that establishment is CLEAN. (screams for all eternity)
I had heard only the corn cob part but never listened to this full bit, and I laughed so hard at "you're gonna eat this okra or you're gonna EAT MY SHIT" that I inhaled my gum and choked for 5 minutes. Thanks, brothers.
it's wild that they refer to mcdonalds as typically being pristine because where i live the mcdonalds are like... apocalyptic. a dude CAME INTO THE RESTAURANT TO PANHANDLE ME while i was eating breakfast.
back in high school my friends and i would hang out at maccas and the same pickle remained stuck to the ceiling throughout my entire high school career.
once i was in a mcdonalds bathroom and some dude came in with his son and i p much tuned them out but then i heard him tell his son "don't forget to wash your feet" and it took all that i had not to fucking scream.
Recently I was about to bite into a big juicy corn-on-the-cob, and I remembered this video... I happen to live in a Trailer Park, so I thought I'd go & try this myself. Sure enough, somebody came in and they were absolutely amused to see me, the boy, eating a corn-on-the-cob, There. It was a really good time, and I'll be sure to try this again..
I work at an A&W and one time while cleaning the bathroom I discovered the biggest fuckin glob of ketchup on the toilet bowl, right in the front as if some fucking MAD MAN dug right into a juicey burg right on the toilet. We don't have any sort of rule about eating in our bathrooms but I can guarantee that me and my co workers WILL make fun of you as soon as you leave.
At the start: is it alright to eat while on the toilet at McDonald’s At the end: Jillian Michaels is shitting in people’s mouth I love the transitions always the best thing
It’s so weird to me when they mention never eating inside this type of restaurants. Do you get this greasy crunchy fried food and then wait till you’re home to make sure it’s gone cold and inedible and eat it in your kitchen, the normal food place?
There was an episode of Bob Hearts Abishola where a character said, "As nice as this is [to eat McDonald's at home], McDonald's always tastes better when you're there." And I was just reeling from that line, like 1. Are there people who feel this way?? and 2. Obviously sponsored, but what does McDonald's stand to gain from people eating there instead of having their meal to go? Do people order more food when they're still there? (Probably that, yes, but my mind went on a whole journey hearing that line, is what I'm saying.)
voiding can be used for urinating or defeating. it’s “going to the bathroom”. since it technically just means emptying, in a medical sense one can also “void” the contents of their stomach. it’s a fairly flexible medical term.
